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Hi fellow pooners! I had the itch to try out this chick on privatedelights. I put the link on her PD at the end but anyway I decide to hit her up her rates was 300 he and 200 fh. Just search her phone number and it will pop up in a few sites. I hit her up on PD originally. We agreed to meet for 200 incall. I got to her apartment in hacienda ave in west / southwest vegas. I got there told me to meet her at the shell gas station across the street then I was hoping for incall but we did it in the backseat of my car. She only gave me BBBJ and argued more donations for the actual session. I was there already so I was like fuck it. CBJ and touching her pussy no FIV! Lesson of the story is she is a total upsell she is the girl in the pics but she was a total mess as in she was in her home clothes. So make sure you gents stay away from her unless you want to pay 200 for a CBJ. I should have left but she was going to cause a scene and I didn't want that ao I got my nut out and she was in a hurry because of her kids. Stay safe out there and happy poon hunting👍127997;Here is her link on privatedelights she goes by a few name on her multiple ads:
[URL]https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Nevada/Las-Vegas/Neikaxxox[/URL]
The phone number 94xxxxx426 states its a girl named Georgie.
They lie to you and say that they are her and she says she's independent.
The girl that came to my door was fat and not the girl.
Don't trust this phone number.
Planning a trip and looking for the best dreaming option.
I have heard good things about this one, but would love any other options: [URL]https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/7022912285[/URL].
And are there any other quality, you, GFE options out there that won't break the bank. Thanks!
[QUOTE=Mobbin800;4575236][URL]http://las-vegas.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/get-lucky-with-me-in-sin-city/732546940347[/URL][/QUOTE]What are her rates per hr / hhr? $100? $200? $300? $400? $500? Thanks.
[QUOTE=BassLake;4575865]What are her rates per hr / hhr? $100? $200? $300? $400? $500? Thanks.[/QUOTE]She quoted me $$ for hr. $$$ for hour but would take less if I got her an Uber. Coming in January and planning on seeing her. Let me know how it goes and I will do the same. Thanks.
[QUOTE=Mobbin800;4575236][URL]http://las-vegas.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/get-lucky-with-me-in-sin-city/732546940347[/URL][/QUOTE]Any details?
[QUOTE=BassLake;4575865]What are her rates per hr / hhr? $100? $200? $300? $400? $500? Thanks.[/QUOTE]Showed up around an hr late. Service was good but rushed $$ agreed to hr and out in hh. Resembles girl from the pictures. She is on the taller side. Bbbj spit takes direction well pays attention to the boys. She offers cfs.
One of her ads said to ask about her overnight specials. So I inquired and she quoted $1000 for 6 hours.
[QUOTE=BassLake;4575865]What are her rates per hr / hhr? $100? $200? $300? $400? $500? Thanks.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=PeoGuy;4576098]Any details?[/QUOTE]Every time there is a review of a provider with an ad that says "skip the games", these are the VERY girls who play the games. 😂
[QUOTE=BigPuffDaddy;4577026]Every time there is a review of a provider with an ad that says "skip the games", these are the VERY girls who play the games. 😂[/QUOTE]No doubt. Have to always decode provider language. So over 40 is 50 +. Intelligent, genuinely friendly is bat s**t cray cray and so on!
[QUOTE=StanleyStankas;4577303]No doubt. Have to always decode provider language. So over 40 is 50 +. Intelligent, genuinely friendly is bat s**t cray cray and so on![/QUOTE]Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.
To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:
Build:
BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.
Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.
Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.
ETHNICITY:
Brazilian = black.
Butterscotch = black.
Caramel = black.
Chocolate = black.
Creole = black.
Cuban = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Egyptian = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mixed = black.
AGE:
Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.
Regarding age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.
Personal traits:
Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
Other features:
Open minded = openly accepts tips.
Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across the state.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your ID.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
CMT = good massage, bad sex.
FBSM = bad massage, good sex.
UNWRITTEN clues:
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified differently, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large.
JG.
Hahaha. So funny but so true.
[QUOTE=JohnGirthson;4577675]Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.
To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:
Build:
BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.
Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.
Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.
ETHNICITY:
Brazilian = black.
Butterscotch = black.
Caramel = black.
Chocolate = black.
Creole = black.
Cuban = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Egyptian = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mixed = black.
AGE:
Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.
Regarding age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.
Personal traits:
Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
Other features:
Open minded = openly accepts tips.
Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across the state.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your ID.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
CMT = good massage, bad sex.
FBSM = bad massage, good sex.
UNWRITTEN clues:
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified differently, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large.
JG.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JohnGirthson;4577675]To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:[/QUOTE]Greatest post ever!