Massage Parlor Reports

Was in the area and stopped by. Never got anything here not even a handshake and once again I struck out. Been here three times and got nothing never coming back unless things change. Don't know what I'm doing wrong but enough is enough.

[QUOTE=Sanctimonious6;6040159]Working 30 days with no days off, you'd have to average $1,333.33 a day to get to $40 k in a month. At 200 bucks a pop, she would have to service 6. 67 guys a day, and that doesn't even factor in the house's cut, so probably more like 10 guys a day. Verdict: It's mathematically possible, but she would have to spend all day every day of her life with a mouthful of dick. Since you can't eat when your mouth is full of dick, she would therefore starve to death after about a month and a half on that schedule (though she could last much longer if she swallows, as semen has significant nutritional value).[/QUOTE]You assume each visitor takes the full time. I think these girls cultivate the skill to deliver enough in a minimum amount of time.

[QUOTE=HamFister;6043653]Was in the area and stopped by. Never got anything here not even a handshake and once again I struck out. Been here three times and got nothing never coming back unless things change. Don't know what I'm doing wrong but enough is enough.[/QUOTE]Does that mean they weren't open or they were but you got nothing beyond a massage, if you could even call it that?

[QUOTE=HamFister;6043653]Was in the area and stopped by. Never got anything here not even a handshake and once again I struck out. Been here three times and got nothing never coming back unless things change. Don't know what I'm doing wrong but enough is enough.[/QUOTE]What did you pay for the hour? First time I was there a bigger asian lady with big tits charged me 70 because it was my first time, but I got a BJ and FS. 2nd time I got a different lady and paid 60, but only got a HJ. Both these visits were in March. I also figured FS was available since they had a durex condom display on the desk right next to the pricing menu.

[QUOTE=RogueFive;6044150]What did you pay for the hour? First time I was there a bigger asian lady with big tits charged me 70 because it was my first time, but I got a BJ and FS. 2nd time I got a different lady and paid 60, but only got a HJ. Both these visits were in March. I also figured FS was available since they had a durex condom display on the desk right next to the pricing menu.[/QUOTE]The two or three lady's that were there in March are gone. I've wondered if it is worth a visit anymore. I doubt it.

[QUOTE=SomeCleverEmai;6044162]The two or three lady's that were there in March are gone. I've wondered if it is worth a visit anymore. I doubt it.[/QUOTE]Probably not, was barely worth it back then. When I got FS she hung her head off the end of the table so she couldn't look at me, and the other lady put a towel over my face so she couldn't look at me.

[QUOTE=RogueFive;6044392]Probably not, was barely worth it back then. When I got FS she hung her head off the end of the table so she couldn't look at me, and the other lady put a towel over my face so she couldn't look at me.[/QUOTE]We put up with a lot just to have an at best forgettable experience that more often than not is not quite as good as being merely forgettable. And merely humiliating.

[QUOTE=RogueFive;6044392]Probably not, was barely worth it back then. When I got FS she hung her head off the end of the table so she couldn't look at me, and the other lady put a towel over my face so she couldn't look at me.[/QUOTE]Damn. Sorry.

I don't think my post required a translator given the number of people who PM'd me and knew what I was talking about. And the people who didn't understand would be better serviced by doing research and piecing it together on their own. But I could be wrong.

[QUOTE=JoeMomma1954;6042427]So you got more then a HE at Angels or Paradise.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TimWatley1973;6045133]I don't think my post required a translator given the number of people who PM'd me and knew what I was talking about. And the people who didn't understand would be better serviced by doing research and piecing it together on their own. But I could be wrong.[/QUOTE]Why not just answer clearly: Yes. LOL.

It was relatively clear. But you spoke in code words (dreams, angels, hats, weather, etc). So it's not surprising someone might seek to clarify.

[QUOTE=TimWatley1973;6045133]I don't think my post required a translator given the number of people who PM'd me and knew what I was talking about. And the people who didn't understand would be better serviced by doing research and piecing it together on their own. But I could be wrong.[/QUOTE]You get chastised pretty hard here these days for using code in your posts. I figured out your post easily enough. I say to you "well played". The fact that you shared at all should be appreciated instead of criticized.

[QUOTE=TimWatley1973;6045133]I don't think my post required a translator given the number of people who PM'd me and knew what I was talking about. And the people who didn't understand would be better serviced by doing research and piecing it together on their own. But I could be wrong.[/QUOTE]My question is: did you write it this way for your own personal amusement or are you actually thinking all these code words would save you in case of arrest?

[QUOTE=SconnieNation7;6045413]My question is: did you write it this way for your own personal amusement or are you actually thinking all these code words would save you in case of arrest?[/QUOTE]The original fairy tale does say he was asked by the provider to keep the dream UTR. I think he did a pretty good job, at least for those of us who can decipher fairy tales.

[QUOTE=CunnyLingus;6046169]The original fairy tale does say he was asked by the provider to keep the dream UTR. I think he did a pretty good job, at least for those of us who can decipher fairy tales.[/QUOTE]Yes cause I'm sure all the massage parlor workers read this forum, just as I am sure she hasn't slept with anyone else ever while working LOL OK.

[QUOTE=SconnieNation7;6047046]Yes cause I'm sure all the massage parlor workers read this forum, just as I am sure she hasn't slept with anyone else ever while working LOL OK.[/QUOTE]As I understand it, certain AMPs have house rules regarding what extracurricular activities are permitted and what are not. That's not to guarantee the MT won't act independently, even though it might put their employment at that location at risk if found out, depending on how adamant the owner is. I'm sure most MTs don't read this forum although some do know about it. But it has been widely shared that pimps, handlers and perhaps even owners do read or have accounts on this forum. Then it may become a matter of the MT not wanting the boss reading about prohibited activities going on in their AMP because some monger is broadcasting it all over the place. Hey fellas, listen to this! But the information can still be shared surreptitiously (and creatively) such as Mr Whatley has done. If the dude has established a relationship with the MT that's going to get him more benefits than the typical monger, even if he has to pay for it, why wouldn't he keep it on the down-low and yet still share it with us?