Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Boku555]Recently tried Meg who works out of her apartment near the corner of Kalakaua and Makaloa. Petite Chinese lady, 30's, part time student at UH. Speaks good English with a Russian accent. Does a good Swedish massage. Doesn't tease well around the good areas but still a good massage. I don't think she can go real deep. Allows limited touching. Lets you self release. $60/hr and $80/90 minutes. Overall good enough to repeat.[/QUOTE]

How does Meg advertise? Anyone have her contact info?

Is this a regular old MT ad made to look new, or a real "new" deal? Anyone got info on this ad from CL? Sounds promising...?

[url]http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/ths/900949500.html[/url]

Much Mahalo!

Das P Brah

[QUOTE=Simtiki]Hey there bros. I saw one of my ATF out there last night and boy did she look hot. I'm not saying where/time or with who. (wink) But she looks hotter out there than in the "cave". IMHO. She has tats on her back and she works near Walmart. Koreamoku. Just wondering. 1st time for me. BTW where is Cherry from Lavender? . Vacation? Have to see the line up tonoght I think.[/QUOTE]

So what was the point of this post? This forum is for sharing. If you don't care to share, please don't bother posting. To top it off, you ask for info from the other members who regularly contribute.

[QUOTE=Big 808]Does anyone know the current line up at Crystal Healing?[/QUOTE]Mama Jun, Cherry, Miko, and a new lady named Bonnie (no relation to any other Bonnie, as far as I know).

[QUOTE=Turboman808]So what was the point of this post? This forum is for sharing. If you don't care to share, please don't bother posting. To top it off, you ask for info from the other members who regularly contribute.[/QUOTE]Agree. whats the point of letting us know that he see his ATF and never tell her name. but hay.? let me guess hmm.." bus stop girl? '' (wink x2) you the man.

[QUOTE=Big 808]

Does anyone know the current line up at Crystal Healing? [/QUOTE]
The last I heard (in October) it was Mama Jun, Kay, Tammy and Miko. However, availability can change from day to day, so it's best to call Jun (941-9779) and ask her who is presently available.

[b]Edit:[/b] The above message was posted before I saw the "Crystal Healing update" message of Honolulu Chas. He is this forum's leading source for CHM information, and I happily defer to his knowledge. :)

[QUOTE=Kapalua]Yes Massage used to advertise in the PennySaver, but I haven't seen any Yes Massage advertisements in the PennySaver for more than a month. Might want to try calling these phone numbers, although I don't know if any of them are still useful: 782-7356, 561-0194, 275-7619.[/QUOTE]Hey Kapalua,

Is Kris the only provider here? or is there another? What is the stats?

Looks/Service etc.

[QUOTE=Cleanman]

Anyone know if Apple is still at Lavender? I've been wanting to try to eat, I mean meet Apple after I've read about her here. [/QUOTE]
Lavender's advertised phone number is 944-2855. So you might want to call Lavender and try to make an appointment to see her. If she's no longer working there, then you will know.

[QUOTE=Turboman808]So what was the point of this post? This forum is for sharing. If you don't care to share, please don't bother posting. To top it off, you ask for info from the other members who regularly contribute.[/QUOTE]


Yea! Mahalo gozaimasu

[QUOTE=Stranger808]So patti? Patty? is this No boobs lady? where might a brother find her working at? I have this thing for small boobs. Also does she work in the mornings? before 12pm?

Thank in advance[/QUOTE]

Yang's Massage

Century Center, 3401

927-0716

Yes she does work morning/days but best that you call to confirm.

[QUOTE=Alohano]Oh Daspbrah. Boy, if there's a holy grail in the legit world, it's Jessica at Thai Hawaiian. Never say never I know. But I don't think there's anyway in the world she'll turn to the dark side.

I had a one hour session with her and she's absolutely beautiful with an incredible body. Her legs are silky smooth.

Very, very weak massage. Moreso than any at Massage Thailand or Thai Hawaiian. Very friendly and pleasant.

She's such a prude, she practically jumped over the table when she THOUGHT the towel was coming off. It wasn't, I just sneezed.

I'll be eagerly awaiting one of you, a better man than I, who can turn this one.[/QUOTE]


She (Jessica) is quite stunning, but so prudish. She will quickly learn, her looks (with big tits and ass) will only take her so far, especially with a crappy light massage. No power! She should use that lack of power on an area that actually needs less power, like the twig n' berries. Bum bai she learn, hopefully.

I have confidence in an inevitable HJ/HE. (In an animated superhero cartoon voice) "It will take all of our collective powers to conquer this resistant force!" "Mongerers of Honolulu, unite!"

Beat the Jessica.

[QUOTE=Mr Okada]Don't think she advertises anymore. She's located next door to Golden Massage on S.King St.
Ph.942-2250

Had one of my regular sessions with Michelle a couple of weeks ago and I have to say she is the best overall. IMHO. She's just a little pudgy and older than I like but her massage is very professional and she can definatly get da kinks out. It's kinda weird cause her massages are so good that it almost puts me to sleep. I get massage's every week but when I need the "good" kind, I justify it with the fact that it's only .4 more than my normal massage and I can get that slow sensuous HE to boot. I guess she get me really relaxed because I always have extra heavy load releases with her. (If you tell her how you like it she'll accomodate you there too.) The place is clean and private since she works alone and there's a shower for before and/or after. You'll need to pass some normal qualifying questions but other than that you'll be another satisfied customer and sure to repeat. Have fun Brotha D. You can thank me later. :)
L/6.5 A/9 S/10 $
Mr O.[/QUOTE]

Thanks Mr. Okada. That means her location is around the area from A's Barbershop huh? So heres the mongerer plan: charge up the nut sacks by getting a haircut at A's. And by staring, burn holes all over her body, from my overly overt "fixated" laser vision. Then, upload those images to the spank bank flash drive. After, walk across the street to "Carole Kai's" studio and hopefully blast the family lineage all over the place.

Sounds like a plan.

[QUOTE=Tiger Shark 69]

Hey Kapalua,

Is Kris the only provider here? or is there another? What is the stats?

Looks/Service etc. [/QUOTE]
Sorry, I don't know. I was just providing information that I had about the advertisements and phone numbers.

[QUOTE=Kapalua]Lavender's advertised phone number is 944-2855. So you might want to call Lavender and try to make an appointment to see her. If she's no longer working there, then you will know.[/QUOTE]Just PM me if you want info. on who is my ATF.

BTW Apple is still there.

Went mongering today and didn't feel like visiting Nirvana again.- seen Miki with same good results last week.

Decided to visit Ichiban. Haven't visited since they changed their name but I only seen June sitting down.- Kelly was busy. I remember seeing June months ago and it was a decent experience; but, I didn't want to partake again.

Went to Tokyo Relaxation. I can't remember what it is called now but it's at Century Center. I knew my regular was not there based on many of you fellow mongers' reports.

Met Coco, mid 30, early 40 with natural c. She is 5'5 about 120-125 lbs and was very inviting. Her english was really broken but she really took charge. Standard TS and really took care of the 2 main spots.- front and back. Real attention was given to my back side.

Back into the room, so-so massage and within 10 minutes, began to lick everywhere. Lot of saliva.- no anal probe. Turned around and BBBJ for at least 5 minutes. Really stood up while she went back and forth from licking and sucking nut sack.

Ready for the deed! Covered fs, mish, doggie to completion. She wiped with warm, damp towel and ready to head out.

Damage - $.5
A/S/L - 7/7/6

I really enjoyed the service and would repeat. I wouldn't mind seeing a younger version though.