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[QUOTE=MrChooShoes;3336842]Seriously, does she really think she can pull it off?[/QUOTE]I have a idea if you want to see her, stop at CVS buy some condoms when you meet with her put on the condom and put the bag they cam in over her head. Problem solved.
I've seen her ads for a couple of weeks and every time the theme music to the Undertaker starts playing in my head.
Hook.
[QUOTE=Jeepster1;3336607]I thought the most creative passage was the description as "30 yr old".
[URL]http://nashville.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/looking-for-my-daddy/20857809[/URL]
-Jeepster1.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=GSouthernPeach;3335659][URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/424/posts/1-Independent%20Escorts/1-Independent%20Escorts/31288-Don-t-waste-your-time-barkin-at-a-knot-come-see-me-Specials-until-the-4-13.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I had a great time (as always) with this awesome lady. She's one of a kind!
[QUOTE=MrCrazy;3337150]I had a great time (as always) with this awesome lady. She's one of a kind![/QUOTE]I hope you saved us some Mr. C. She's on my "to do" list again this go around! Peaches are ripe this time of the year!
E.
[QUOTE=Jeepster1;3336607]I thought the most creative passage was the description as "30 yr old".
[URL]http://nashville.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/looking-for-my-daddy/20857809[/URL]
-Jeepster1.[/QUOTE]Has anyone met her.
[QUOTE=NashFunGuy;3312820]Recently texted back and forth for a few days with someone from BP. She sent numerous pics, one being very explicit. I never mentioned anything other than a "great massage". We set up a time to meet at her incall. I was asked to let her know when I was on my way, which I did and she replied that she was in shower and would be there shortly. Incall was supposed to be her place, but when I questioned her about not taking a shower at her place she responded that incall was at a house that she was house sitting. When I questioned that, she said it was her sisters place and she was out of town. She was having work done at her own place and had people working there. That was somewhat believable. But, what I considered to be the biggest red flag was when she texted and asked if I planned on us doing anything that needed condoms. So, I canceled. Thoughts?[/QUOTE]Every time a potential client asks me if I have condoms I usually won't see them but I do always ask them "when you take your car to a mechanic to get it fixed do you have to take the mechanic the tools he needs to fix it" always makes me chuckle.
[blue]Uhm, no, in that analogy you are the mechanic, his dick is the car, and the condom is the tool you need to fix the car. The mechanic is supposed to supply their own tools. If anything your conchita would be the garage where the work takes place.
Not saying you need to supply the condoms, A2 always insists on using my own, just saying you need a different story if you're going to ridicule them for not bringing their own wrappers.
A2[/blue]
Is it me, or do some of these pussy photos remind you of a baboon?
Ever see a photo of a baboon and all his glory?
If photos aren't tasteful, I get turned off.
(And I'm not talking about the bare pussy that reminds me of my daughter when she was 2 yrs old).
What say the rest of you?
There is so much wrong with this post that I think I am going to stay away from you.
[QUOTE=MrChooShoes;3347094]Is it me, or do some of these pussy photos remind you of a baboon?
Ever see a photo of a baboon and all his glory?
If photos aren't tasteful, I get turned off.
(And I'm not talking about the bare pussy that reminds me of my daughter when she was 2 yrs old).
What say the rest of you?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MrChooShoes;3347094]Is it me, or do some of these pussy photos remind you of a baboon?
Ever see a photo of a baboon and all his glory?
If photos aren't tasteful, I get turned off.
(And I'm not talking about the bare pussy that reminds me of my daughter when she was 2 yrs old).
What say the rest of you?[/QUOTE]I'm not sure what photos you're talking about. IMHO, there is some redeeming quality in just about every pussy. Granted some look better than others, and some of the ones that look great might be toxic up close. Some may not look like Penthouse quality poon, but when you get up in them, they sure feel nice. It's rare that I am so grossed out by a photo of a pussy that I don't want to look. It has happened, but I don't know whether the ones you're talking about fall in that category or not.
[QUOTE=LindseyA;3346678]Every time a potential client asks me if I have condoms I usually won't see them but I do always ask them "when you take your car to a mechanic to get it fixed do you have to take the mechanic the tools he needs to fix it" always makes me chuckle.
[blue]Uhm, no, in that analogy you are the mechanic, his dick is the car, and the condom is the tool you need to fix the car. The mechanic is supposed to supply their own tools. If anything your conchita would be the garage where the work takes place.
Not saying you need to supply the condoms, A2 always insists on using my own, just saying you need a different story if you're going to ridicule them for not bringing their own wrappers.
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]I could be wrong, but I believe she sees the analogy the same way. She's just uncomfortable seeing guys who bring up the subject. Usually not an issue that comes up with the better ladies(like Lindsey).
[QUOTE=MrCrazy;3347550]I could be wrong, but I believe she sees the analogy the same way. She's just uncomfortable seeing guys who bring up the subject. Usually not an issue that comes up with the better ladies(like Lindsey).[/QUOTE]First off and I don't say this much but I agree with A2. She does mean it in the way he said it. And she is not one of the better ladies. She waited till I got all the way down to her area in Brentwood before telling me she did not want to see me but before that we had an appointment time set up and ready to go. Lindsay is not one of the better ladies.
[QUOTE=LindseyA;3346678]Every time a potential client asks me if I have condoms I usually won't see them but I do always ask them "when you take your car to a mechanic to get it fixed do you have to take the mechanic the tools he needs to fix it" always makes me chuckle.
[blue]Uhm, no, in that analogy you are the mechanic, his dick is the car, and the condom is the tool you need to fix the car. The mechanic is supposed to supply their own tools. If anything your conchita would be the garage where the work takes place.
Not saying you need to supply the condoms, A2 always insists on using my own, just saying you need a different story if you're going to ridicule them for not bringing their own wrappers.
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Agreed. I use the adage that McDonalds does not ask me to bring my own Ketchup or special sauce. Some times a massage turns into a surprise and I am unprepared, but usually like to use my own.
[QUOTE=Dj3813;3348650]Agreed. I use the adage that McDonalds does not ask me to bring my own Ketchup or special sauce. Some times a massage turns into a surprise and I am unprepared, but usually like to use my own.[/QUOTE]I suspect that alot of ladies purposely do this and also purposely not tell you until after the session is underway and the donation has been given, so that they will not have to give you the full service even if you paid for it. Its 100 percent bad service.
[QUOTE=Bucktrain;3352232]I suspect that alot of ladies purposely do this and also purposely not tell you until after the session is underway and the donation has been given, so that they will not have to give you the full service even if you paid for it. Its 100 percent bad service.[/QUOTE]There ya go. Nail appropriately struck.
What's the best and affordable burner phone that's used only for the hobby? Voice and text is all it needs to do. What's the best deal on minutes and text that don't expire, because of the usage being not much compared to your regular phone, minutes will last a while? Walmart is the easiest place to go I'm thinking to make cash purchases. Any advice will be appreciated.