Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Asian Lover]There is a place on Brookhurst. It the old number 4, but I would not recommend this place. I went there last week got a nice looking Latina, but I was only looking for a HE, no FS. When I told her that she got upset wouldn't allow any touching, and got a real attitude. That got me going told her to relax no need for that, but she pissed me off. I got up and left got my money back told her she needs to get fucked in the ass, stupid ass *****.

Asian Lover[/QUOTE]I am pretty sure we are talking about the same place. It was at this place that one of the girls recommended another place off of GG blvd that she works at 2 other days of the week. What is funny about the place you and I are talking about is that she gave me a card to get stamped every time I visit. She said the 6th visit I don't have to pay the house fee. What's funny is that when I flipped the card over is that it says "Tune-Up Service" haha!

I'm going to stay clear for more than a while.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Romper Room]LE was there for a raid. Garden Grove was around back with Anaheim in front. It's a little hHOT there right now. They did take a couple women away.

Be safe.[/QUOTE]

Has anyone seen "eva" on HX site?

[QUOTE=Socalkain]Wow that sounds like a nice find, and a good way to use my Spanish. Where are these classifieds?[/QUOTE]
Go to any Latin market or in front of liquor stores and laundry mats in Mexican neighbor hoods. Look under Masajes. Start calling untill you find one. They are hit and miss. You will find just average women trying to make a living. Dont call if you are looking for the model type with the bolt ons. These women are all natural the kind you see in the markets and bus stops. Just regular ladies. They really respond to kindness. Most are none pros/single moms they work while the kids are at school.

Go see Kate @ Sport Clips in Lake Forest off El Toro Rd. Super cute spinner Korean!

Just left classy with the weirdest happenings. Walked in right behind another monger, no biggy i made an appt with L I can wait. He happened to have an appt at the same time wih the same name! I had to but in and say I was the one for lisa. Laughs no problem we go to our rooms I get ready and in comes mimi( i could swear laat time she said nicole last time i had her). She honored the imaginary coupon I had so maybe I got the ol switcheroo, but either way no mention of L at all.

I'm reporting from my phone so going to keep it short but it was as uqrd to get just a HE from her as it is at the bar down the street. I am glad it all ended well, but have you guys ever experienced that at classy? I know it goes on elsewhere, just a bad first appointment I guess, maybe I'll stick to random providers inatead of trying to lock one down.

-FL

[QUOTE=bronco]Go to any Latin market or in front of liquor stores and laundry mats in Mexican neighbor hoods. Look under Masajes. Start calling untill you find one. They are hit and miss. You will find just average women trying to make a living. Dont call if you are looking for the model type with the bolt ons. These women are all natural the kind you see in the markets and bus stops. Just regular ladies. They really respond to kindness. Most are none pros/single moms they work while the kids are at school.[/QUOTE]El Classificado (online) will give you much, much happiness.

Just look for the 30x15 or 40x20 offers.

Thanks to the brother who responded to my PM for advice on finding an AMP near my hotel, it is great when an out of towner gets some advice.

Went to CNC and was told to come bakc in 10 minutes, the girl was busy. Decided not to wait since I did not have a car. Went to AC, door 6 was closed although the light was on, it was close to 7:00 in the evening.

Tried 5, also closed. An Asian guy walks by and tells me 3 is open. I was really hoping for door number 6 based on the reports, but what can you do.

Drew Jin (sp?), young but heavy. There was a much younger asian girl reclining behind the counter and a taller brunette white girl who seemed distant.

We weren't 5 minutes into the massage and the full menu was offered. Major upseller and the whole thing was rushed, she spent more time talking than anything. Overpaid for what was delivered. Chalked it up to being on the road in a new turf with Little Bildo doing the thinking. I would not recommend Jin but would be curious about doors 5 and 6, in hindsight I probably should have waited down the street.

Once again thanks to the brother who pointed me in the right direction, it is always a YMMV venture in this hobby.

- Bildo

[QUOTE=Socalkain]Wow that sounds like a nice find, and a good way to use my Spanish. Where are these classifieds?[/QUOTE]

try [url]http://elclasificado.com/[/url]

Went to CNC last Friday, it was my first time and I didn’t lie when they asked. They told me it would be a 10 min. wait so I went to my room and laid down. This is when I started getting mad, about 20 min. later the girl comes in and says it will be a few more minutes. Are you serious? Now I have been waiting almost a half hour. When she finally came in I checked my clock. It was 12:45, I decided this time that I was going to play the innocent role and get my massage so it didn’t end up being a rushed HE and no massage. Well about fifteen minutes in the damn MMS comes by and tries to say that time is up. WTF? Are you serious? I tell the girl bullshit you came in at 12:45 its 1:00 you owe me 15 more minutes. After some convincing she goes out tells the MMS and comes back in, at this point I’m thinking to myself I better get this shit going so I flip and take the towel off. She comes in and is surprised because up to this point it was just a normal massage. She asked me why I flipped and I told her I wanted my HE. She seemed a little surprised but went ahead and did her thing.

Man, I know I am new at this but you really have to step your game up to out play these places. They will try and take you for everything you have. Hopefully I can get the system down to the point where I get what I am looking for and don’t have to mess around with mind games so much. I guess that is part of the fun with this though. All in all I left happy. It was the first time I spent my full 30 minutes and got a full massage and HE.

As far as the girl, she was a bigger Latina named Gigi with massive natural tits. She was way too big for me but gave a pretty good massage and a decent, somewhat (due to time) rushed HE. She spoke good English and seemed like a down to earth girl. I know she got her ass chewed for me because as I was living I heard the MMS say “did you touch his...” in a harsh tone. So I guess I have to give her some points for that. Damage was 50/hhr and 40 for hj. It was worth it, left with a smile especially after hearing the little ass chewing.

I hit 440 again for a session with my new favorite masseuse Eda. On the way out after a great massage and HE I saw some doper coming out of the pot clinic. He just couldn't wait to get into his stash and basically through everything in his hand that he couldn't smoke on the ground and split. I picked up the fuckers trash and went to put it in the very nearby waste basket and noticed he had just tossed a Benjamin! Thanks dude! I'll just consider that my tip for picking up your litter. Then in the parking lot on the way to my truck I see another piece of green on the asphalt. This time a finsky! Ha! Ha! I doubt it belonged to the litterbug since he walked the other way. So basically I left there with a $25 profit. I need to go there more often if for nothing else just to follow the weed heads around and see what they drop!

To top it off my job for the day rescheduled and since I was on standby earlier and technically on my way to do it I can claim a full 8 hour day on my time card. I think I'll buy some lottery tickets before the day is out!

Happy Hoin!

[QUOTE=PotShot]I hit 440 again for a session with my new favorite masseuse Eda. On the way out after a great massage and HE I saw some doper coming out of the pot clinic. He just couldn't wait to get into his stash and basically through everything in his hand that he couldn't smoke on the ground and split. I picked up the fuckers trash and went to put it in the very nearby waste basket and noticed he had just tossed a Benjamin! Thanks dude! I'll just consider that my tip for picking up your litter. Then in the parking lot on the way to my truck I see another piece of green on the asphalt. This time a finsky! Ha! Ha! I doubt it belonged to the litterbug since he walked the other way. So basically I left there with a $25 profit. I need to go there more often if for nothing else just to follow the weed heads around and see what they drop!

To top it off my job for the day rescheduled and since I was on standby earlier and technically on my way to do it I can claim a full 8 hour day on my time card. I think I'll buy some lottery tickets before the day is out!

Happy Hoin![/QUOTE]Enjoy your lotto millions!

Tried classy again and another lisa-less appointment. To my benefit I got tracy again an she is a real treat when you know her. Tried for round two in the table shower (how did I never see that there? I always though the crappy wet towel rubdown was a "table shower") but coming here messed up let us both down. Either way Tracy is deffinitely not the scrub my other posts imply, I chalk it up to being a new monger.

Anyway, on my way out I finally saw Nikki... Wow you guys aren't kidding. I almost just left then I noticed the practically open robe and she told me bye and I was cute. Not going to brag but shit, nikki is banging is she really only FS? I'm married so would raher just stay away from the black and white areas and stick to the grey zone of HE.

Either way, I told her I heard about her ;) and wouldn't give her 'my friend who told me' name, but she seemed eager to please whoever told me about her so next one of you to get Nikki be sure to tell her your buddy was dumb not to tell her 'your' name. Any of you senior members can PM me for my name if you really want to sell it but I assume you already have your Nikki rapport.

Edit: Fixed iPhone grammar

If you found a Benjamin and a Finster, and you walked away with $25, did you mean you found a Jackson and a Fin? Otherwise you would'a found $105. Just asking...

[QUOTE=PotShot]I hit 440 again for a session with my new favorite masseuse Eda. On the way out after a great massage and HE I saw some doper coming out of the pot clinic. He just couldn't wait to get into his stash and basically through everything in his hand that he couldn't smoke on the ground and split. I picked up the fuckers trash and went to put it in the very nearby waste basket and noticed he had just tossed a Benjamin! Thanks dude! I'll just consider that my tip for picking up your litter. Then in the parking lot on the way to my truck I see another piece of green on the asphalt. This time a finsky! Ha! Ha! I doubt it belonged to the litterbug since he walked the other way. So basically I left there with a $25 profit. I need to go there more often if for nothing else just to follow the weed heads around and see what they drop!

To top it off my job for the day rescheduled and since I was on standby earlier and technically on my way to do it I can claim a full 8 hour day on my time card. I think I'll buy some lottery tickets before the day is out!

Happy Hoin![/QUOTE]

$25 overall profit after spending 80 on the rub and tug. I bought some scratchers a little while ago and I'm up another hundred. I also bought 10 super lotto quick picks. I'll see what happens Wednesday. Keep your fingers crossed. I'll buy us all around of ho's if I win! Gotta take advantage of those good days when I get them and I don't get them very often.

Happy Hoin!