Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Kolonahe]Had a session with Crissy on Friday. I'd been trying to book with her for over a year, but was not able to until recently. My appointment was for the late morning, but she agreed to move it to the early afternoon so I could get some sleep (which didn't happen; this was all on just 1 hour's sleep, she is that sexy) The original plan was for a 90 minute mutual massage, but turned out to be an awesome gfe!

She greeted me wearing a sexy gray pullover dress, a sexy smile and sparkling brown eyes. We hugged and engaged in some light conversing and pleasantries. She offered me a water to drink which I accepted (needed the tongue lube) and I informed her that I had 2 fetishes, to which she replied, "show me" after she'd sat down on her massage table. I proceeded to daty, which didn't bother her at all! She really enjoys daty and tasted so good I didn't want to stop. I'm not sure how long this took, but it was awesome to watch her writhing continuously. Crissy gave me several dfk, which kept me extremely turned on.

She returned the oral favor via BBBJ several times; her mouth felt like wet and warm raw silk! We switched to 69, and traded position a few times. During this, she slipped the raincoat on jr. , and rode me cg, asian cg and sideways cg. I gave her more daty, then we switch to wheelbarrow and standing ds, which led to a nice long release for me. I did daty 1 more time, and she blew hard, plastering my face and hand! All told, it was 2 1/2 hours of time very well spent. This is a must repeat for me; I never did get that massage!

Crissy was well worth the dime and time, will definitely repeat.

Rating: L: 10/A: 10/S: 10 Damage: $$$ plus tip.[/QUOTE]Is the the Ebony Crissy? So she squirted too?

Is she advertised in PS or something else? Every time I read something on her, it makes me get closer to a decision to go for it.

Does anyone know the current line up at Crystal Healing?

[QUOTE=Daspbrah]Is she advertised in PS or something else? Every time I read something on her, it makes me get closer to a decision to go for it.[/QUOTE]
Don't think she advertises anymore. She's located next door to Golden Massage on S.King St.
Ph.942-2250

Had one of my regular sessions with Michelle a couple of weeks ago and I have to say she is the best overall. IMHO. She's just a little pudgy and older than I like but her massage is very professional and she can definatly get da kinks out. It's kinda weird cause her massages are so good that it almost puts me to sleep. I get massage's every week but when I need the "good" kind, I justify it with the fact that it's only .4 more than my normal massage and I can get that slow sensuous HE to boot. I guess she get me really relaxed because I always have extra heavy load releases with her. (If you tell her how you like it she'll accomodate you there too.) The place is clean and private since she works alone and there's a shower for before and/or after. You'll need to pass some normal qualifying questions but other than that you'll be another satisfied customer and sure to repeat. Have fun Brotha D. You can thank me later. :)
L/6.5 A/9 S/10 $
Mr O.

Oh Daspbrah. Boy, if there's a holy grail in the legit world, it's Jessica at Thai Hawaiian. Never say never I know. But I don't think there's anyway in the world she'll turn to the dark side.

I had a one hour session with her and she's absolutely beautiful with an incredible body. Her legs are silky smooth.

Very, very weak massage. Moreso than any at Massage Thailand or Thai Hawaiian. Very friendly and pleasant.

She's such a prude, she practically jumped over the table when she THOUGHT the towel was coming off. It wasn't, I just sneezed.

I'll be eagerly awaiting one of you, a better man than I, who can turn this one.

Ms NoName might be Nicole. I don't see her at Siam Thai anymore. Been a few months since I seen her last. She is a little chubby not like Nina and the rest of the gals there who are slim and tone.

[QUOTE=Boku555]Tried Nina at Siam recently. Beautiful and sexy as described. Started off walking over the body to loosen it up. Afterwards received a relaxing/teasing massage that definitely work up jr. Very pleasant to talk to. Didn't try to see if she allows touching. Wished the relaxing massage was a little firmer and she used less lotion. Contrary to others, the best part of the massage was when she walked on my body. Undecided about a repeat encounter. I know I'm a minority on this.[/QUOTE]Same here Boku. Thats about all I enjoy about her massage now days is the walk on the back. Everything else is like shes just going thru the motions. I used to get a real great massage from her overall. She would work out all the kinks but now days she just super busy and its taking a toll. Its hard to be efficient when your tired so I just keep hoping to have her when she's fresh. She is sexy so thats why I keep going back now days.

I'll give it a try next time I'm really tight. The place above VIP is Thai Issan. The owner Jennifer is really good. I see her from time to time. I like the hot rocks she adds into the mix. She has a tight body too. Cute and petite with meat in the all the right places.

[QUOTE=Daspbrah]Is she advertised in PS or something else? Every time I read something on her, it makes me get closer to a decision to go for it.[/QUOTE]You should try it brah and see for yourself. She is really friendly and really resembles a korean Carole Kai. Her table is in the front room as soon as you enter but I'm curious to know about those other rooms down the hall before you hit the shower. I felt like I was in a foreign country when I was showering on a wooden pallet. Haha Her place is nice and clean tho. Massage was great. I like how she finishes off the massage after the HE. It gives you time to cum down from the climax. She also taught me a few stretches for my back.

[QUOTE=Da Mastabada]Can you describe Patti. I've been going to Siam for at least a couple of years. I can't recall Patti. Is she Pranny?[/QUOTE]
She was Mei @ Siam Thai

[QUOTE=Simtiki]Hey there bros. I saw one of my ATF out there last night and boy did she look hot. I'm not saying where/time or with who. (wink) But she looks hotter out there than in the "cave". IMHO. She has tats on her back and she works near Walmart. Koreamoku. Just wondering. 1st time for me. BTW where is Cherry from Lavender? . Vacation? Have to see the line up tonoght I think.[/QUOTE]
Been a while, but could it be a provider from PT, VIP or possibly even CS?
PM me her name.

[QUOTE=Candid Asians]Most of the quality providers are available on Friday, Saturday night. Any good providers available during weekdays, say Monday or Tuesday Noon. 3:00 pm?

Tried Ohana at 1:00pm on a weekday, and the selection were slim and providers were vacuuming, but made them stop to do some business? Tried Lavender, and they had scraps left, but lavender scraps quality is equivalent to pretty good quality when compared to other MPs. Anyone know of other spots for weekday, offpeak? I understand most providers may be sleeping at this hour.

Mahalo[/QUOTE]
It's been my experience over the years that pickings before 6 PM are really slim. My advice is to get the cell phone numbers of your favorites; then you can call them as needed for daytime availability.

[QUOTE=Strong Mojo]Back in their chinese hometown high schools, Mei Ling would play the role of the voluptuous cheerleader. Hot, built and sexy. Patty, on the other hand, would play the role of the smart (geeky) girl, but still cute in that dorky kind of way.[/QUOTE]Now that I can honestly say I have seen both of them, I agree. Called Yang and specifically asked for Patty, for what I was anticipating as my first MT HE. Figure I’d try the buzz, as everyone seems to be getting lucky with this one.

Even if I already met with a sno-bunny escort provider the night before, I still wanted to continue and get the bump on. It’s actually been a while since I’ve received any play from an Azn girl. Was greeted at the door by Patty who I think is pretty freeking cute. Got that “room” that everyone was talking about (thanks for the PMs btw gents!). That light at the end of the tunnel shined a bit of hope for me and my soon to be throbbing brethren. It was then she started asking me a bunch of questions regarding how I heard about her, etc. I’ve never been clever at telling tall tales and making up excuses on the spot. What was I supposed to tell her “Oh, from a local online sex forum”? I gave her some lazy answer and she knew I was lying. “My friend.” DOH!

I couldn’t help but think how Patty, though much skinnier reminded me of this girl I used to date from Hokkaido a few years ago. Her round face, Tweety bird lips and even the slowly spoken and medium-low voiced Engu-Rish (Eng-wish?) during the rub down. Both even have rabbit-like front teeth, one slightly layering over the other. I couldn’t take my gaze off of her alien-like eyes. Prolly cause she fits the profile of how I like my "regular" women: simple.

So here I am, smelling the rose petal lotion on my face and body. Patty, somewhat painfully kneads the knots from my out my back. I turn around and she flips that small slice of cloth from where God split me in-two to cover my meat and two members. That Mandarin “journey music” on the stereo gets louder and I wait. She is close to “my area”, but I keep the little guy at bay, ready to do the stand on command at the right moment.

(And like how Charlie Brown runs down the field to finally kick that football) Patty starts to get closer and in between my legs and I feel that rush of blood and I’m thinking “hold steady, steady”. (Then Lucy decides a change of plan by pulling that glorious piece of pigskin from under him!) No skin touching here. Rather she sits me up, gives me the warm towel and ends with a “Thank You!”

UGHH!!

That fantastic and adventurous journey soundtrack on the Yang boom box is now shifted to the “As the World Turns” type compositions. I remember being pretty fucking salty. Now dressed and ready to leave, Patty was there to give me the parking pass and I had that attitude like “yea, yeah, yeah…just give me the fucking thing so I can get outta here” LOL! She sensed I was disappointed but with a cute smile asked me if I felt better after the rub down. Answer was that she actually did give a good massage, carried on an interesting conversation about why she never goes hiking in China cause of poisonous snakes and of course, I couldn't deny that face. Aww! Tipped, gave a hug and left.

*Patty at Yangs in the CC*
(808) 927-0716

.6 + .2

L 7.5/A 8/S 8

Let's hope for my sake Patty eventually offers me that ending. Would love to repeat with her regardless and she perhaps cured the sno-bunny obsession I've had for some time now. Gotta keep the breed pure!


StripedFashion

[QUOTE=Gherkin]I agree fully with this description. Chinese. Pretty but not gorgeous. Smart. Reasonably good massage skills. Good conversationalist. Smiles. Thin. No boobs or bum.

Gherkin[/QUOTE]So patti? Patty? is this No boobs lady? where might a brother find her working at? I have this thing for small boobs. Also does she work in the mornings? before 12pm?

Thank in advance