Streetwalker Reports

BBW means 5'5 250 plus.

[QUOTE=Sabor; 1747753]Saw this on another board and thought I'd share it here.

If these offend you well, its all true then isn't it lolol.

"Back in town" = Out of Jail.

"24/7" = Really strung out on junk & can't sleep.

"Exclusive"/"Selective"/Discriminating"/"Limited Availability" = Too lazy to work very often.

"References Required" = Grant usually works. Ben Franklin always works.

"Curvy" = Fat.

Voluptuous" = really fat. Fuck a fold, any fold.

"Exquisite" = Goofy looking.

"New to the area" = New Google Voice Number.

"Experienced" = Eligible for Social Security and food stamps.

"Clean" = I stole a couple extra wash cloths off the housekeeping cart, you are welcome to them while they last but I don't wash my ass fo no one.

"Punctual" = If the guy ahead of you cums quick you won't have to wait very long, ahhh I think.

"I see all men regardless of age, race, body type, etc." = I'm really broke and could do anyone at this point since I blew all my money on useless 6" pumps.

"2 Girl Special" = I got a roommate and others.

"Secluded"/"Serene"/"Private" = So fucking far out of the City you want to stop at the gas station on your way out of town.

"Sisters"/"Twins" = If you are so dumb you think these pics are real, you'll believe the sisters thing too.

"Porn Star" = My pimp took some nude pics of me when I was passed out.

"Supermodel" = I got a bunch of pics up on my Facebook profile.

"Ask about Overnight Specials" = I've never actually done one before but what the hell.

"No upsell' = Yeah right?

"No Rush" = Sure whatever to get you here haha.

"Sweet, down-to-earth personality" = I turn into Carrie 3. 5 mins after you arrive cause I'm having a bad day.[/QUOTE]

2 stalwarts of WSW enterprise, I note. A second try hohohoe with Amber yielded an engagement as good as my 1st try was bad, maybe better, also pictured Gina found in 79st Jennifer territory- whats up with her? Anyone have a Jennifer update?

Anyway, posting on these 2 because they both have current digits, and both are extremely appreciative of anything over a jack- or maybe even just a whole jack LOL.

Gina is thinner than in this pic which is 3 years old

Ty JB for C's digits but alas disco bummer looks like my cup of tea.

Cheers

It happened to him, it can happen to anyone.

MIAMI (WSVN). A Hialeah police officer who was caught with cocaine and drug paraphernalia over the weekend has bonded out of jail.

Hialeah Police detectives arrested Hialeah Police Sgt. Tomas Munoz at the Ernesto Motel on 40th Avenue and Flagler Street in Miami, early Saturday morning after they found cocaine and drug paraphernalia in his possession.

The arrest came after an internal investigation had already taken him off the streets.

Munoz bonded out of jail, Sunday afternoon and walked out with a smile on his face. He said the charges that included drug paraphernalia and cocaine possession are all connected to a love story. Munoz said he fell in love with a girl and that girl happen to have a pimp who set him up.

He refused to address the charges specifically. However, he did say he hopes to keep his job but that's up to the Hialeah Police Department.

When he appeared before a judge on Sunday, Munoz was advised by his public defender not to speak about the facts of the case but despite all legal advice Munoz started talking."With all due respect your honor, I just wanted to say I had nothing in my physical possession as you can see in the a-form," said Munoz.

According to the arrest affidavit, Munoz had cocaine and drug paraphernalia on him at the time of the arrest.

Before he landed in jail on Saturday, Hialeah Police said Munoz was already under investigation within the department. He had been assigned to desk duty with no police officer rights or authority.

Munoz will have to stay at home without police duty or authority until an investigation is complete."I deal with things day by day, man. We'll see how it comes. Maybe we'll talk in a week," he said.

Munoz did not say why he was already under investigation with the Hialeah Police Department. When 7News asked he said,"You'll have to ask them."

Read more: [url]http://www.wsvn.com/news/articles/local/21010489338638/hialeah-police-sgt-busted-with-cocaine-bonds-out-of-jail/#ixzz2RrIORrOk[/url]

Glad you had a good time.

Joe Black.

[QUOTE=SecondTry; 1748467]2 stalwarts of WSW enterprise, I note. A second try hohohoe with Amber yielded an engagement as good as my 1st try was bad, maybe better, also pictured Gina found in 79st Jennifer territory- whats up with her? Anyone have a Jennifer update?

Anyway, posting on these 2 because they both have current digits, and both are extremely appreciative of anything over a jack- or maybe even just a whole jack LOL.

Gina is thinner than in this pic which is 3 years old

Ty JB for C's digits but alas disco bummer looks like my cup of tea.

Cheers[/QUOTE]

Funny last Chyna I reviewed has gone to shit saw her on new years this year and she's done-zo if you ask me.

Anyway started cruising the usual spots saw Kari on ne 2nd and some other WSW, didn't partake drove up to SW 8 and it was looking pretty dead I was about to just drive home but at about SW 8 and Red Road I see this bangin BSW with stripper looks, pulled into the side street drove pretty fast and met her as soon as she was hitting a corner (best feeling when mongering imo) she hops in quick LEO check introduces herself as Chyna then we hit up ernestos 20 for room and she quotes me $ for HH, talked her down to 70 w. E didn't mind its been a good month at work, she started w / CBJ with assplay and fingering, I'd say a good 15 min straight of bomb CBJ, then hit it for a while in mish and went all out in doggy which was a great view, I'm all about the cheeks I'd say we went at it for a little under an hour, she's a champ and a sweet girl, dropped her off on SW 8 got the digits but not necessarily to hit her up I wanted to google her and get some pics for the mongers and low and behold she's been on backpage haha, enjoy doods.

[QUOTE=JoseBrown; 1749423]Funny last Chyna I reviewed has gone to shit saw her on new years this year and she's done-zo if you ask me.

Anyway started cruising the usual spots saw Kari on ne 2nd and some other WSW, didn't partake drove up to SW 8 and it was looking pretty dead I was about to just drive home but at about SW 8 and Red Road I see this bangin BSW with stripper looks, pulled into the side street drove pretty fast and met her as soon as she was hitting a corner (best feeling when mongering imo) she hops in quick LEO check introduces herself as Chyna then we hit up ernestos 20 for room and she quotes me $ for HH, talked her down to 70 w. E didn't mind its been a good month at work, she started w / CBJ with assplay and fingering, I'd say a good 15 min straight of bomb CBJ, then hit it for a while in mish and went all out in doggy which was a great view, I'm all about the cheeks I'd say we went at it for a little under an hour, she's a champ and a sweet girl, dropped her off on SW 8 got the digits but not necessarily to hit her up I wanted to google her and get some pics for the mongers and low and behold she's been on backpage haha, enjoy doods.[/QUOTE]My TV repairmans brother in laws half cousin was in town for the weekend. Was staying at a no-tel with heart shaped jacuzzis last weekend with his girlfriend. He ventured out onto SW 8th street near SW 42nd ave by the Walgreens and stumbled upon Chyna. CBJ was inexpensive and worth every penny. Probably the best SW experience he ever had. He didn't catch her # but should have. If you have her # by any chance please PM me so I can shoot it over to him. Treat this chick with the utmost respect she belongs in a club for sure!

[QUOTE=HangToTheLeft;1748352]BBW means 5'5 250 plus.[/QUOTE]BBW means BIG LOUS wife

Blond to chin line hair hoped at distance was famous mellisa but close approach says name is lachelle.

A 10 once to be sure but now a weak 7 maybe still might have tried had I the time- in area just doing inventory.

Any info appreciated.

Another new face short girl black hair to shoulders nice shape plus younger looking for sure was available but was gone by second pass. Could be Nikki but seemed a little shorter and under thick sweater / jacket hinted might have "pudgy" mid drift.

And BTW the pics I posted girl on left is actually named peaches not amber.

Had a 3rd visit with her for spectacular results a jack plus small tip but sought 4th since and no answer

Also enjoyed number five with alexia yesterday and she says she's on BP as sexi-Lexi. But I've yet to C that ad.

I'd rate a Ben for an hour with her as off the map great a real steal for at least anyone who's comfy to pay that.

Cheers

[QUOTE=SecondTry; 1752593]Blond to chin line hair hoped at distance was famous mellisa but close approach says name is lachelle.

A 10 once to be sure but now a weak 7 maybe still might have tried had I the time- in area just doing inventory.

Any info appreciated.

Another new face short girl black hair to shoulders nice shape plus younger looking for sure was available but was gone by second pass. Could be Nikki but seemed a little shorter and under thick sweater / jacket hinted might have "pudgy" mid drift.

And BTW the pics I posted girl on left is actually named peaches not amber.

Had a 3rd visit with her for spectacular results a jack plus small tip but sought 4th since and no answer

Also enjoyed number five with alexia yesterday and she says she's on BP as sexi-Lexi. But I've yet to C that ad.

I'd rate a Ben for an hour with her as off the map great a real steal for at least anyone who's comfy to pay that.

Cheers[/QUOTE]I found the ad, can you tell us if that is her in the pics

[url]http://miami.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hot-and-wants-to-have-fun-come-hang-out-with-sexi-lexi-24/21266870[/url]

[QUOTE=Llango28; 1752900]I found the ad, can you tell us if that is her in the pics.

[url]http://miami.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hot-and-wants-to-have-fun-come-hang-out-with-sexi-lexi-24/21266870[/url][/QUOTE]That's her. But I'd call her choice of words an understatement and those pics suck she's far hotter than they suggest.

I love when a first encounter is spectacular and each subsequent vist gets better and better- and this is the case with this little minx here.

I think I'd engage BP girls all the time if I thought theyd be half as good as her but I rather believe she is just a rare find.

She creates a very peaceful atmosphere with no hint of rush. Add to that attitude and skills at 10, not to mention you set up an appointment time, show up, she is there in minutes, never waited more than 2 or 3.

So yeah, I'm pretty effing happy to have her on my roster.

Cheers

It stands for Bare Backs Wife which is the name of your Obese SW Ron and I'm not Lou. Anyways where was hi. I saw 2 SW's got into a physical fight last night at the shell on Flagler and Lejeune. One was Tia which she's been around for about 2yrs in the area and they're was this Blimpee BSW saying the f word. I don't know how this fight started but man this shit has gone down hair. Luckily they're was no LE. I saw unique walking down Lejeune and Flagler or maybe it was Chyna. Light skin black wearing all pink. She thick and got to big booty. Walk like she been fukd 10 times a day. I saw several SW's behind the notel on 8st and 44av or pl. I see them they're from about 10pm till about 7 maybe 8am which is a good time to take pics if you got a good iphone cam with HD. Iphone 4 or 5 takes great pics, better than the ipad I guess.

I saw 2 wsws staying at the Fuentes Hotel on SW 8 st and around 74ave. Room seventeen. Thats they're spot. I see escorts post on backpage and they stay at that hotel for sure. I seen a BSW staying in that area so monger by that area often if you can especially if you live less than 10 min in that area. Some people won't drive there if they live more than 30min from that area and I don't blame them.

I always take my ipad with me and take notes. Always buy one with wifi and 3G together or wifi and 4G. It's only $30 month or more.

Lou, you crack me up! You can sit there and deny your true identity all you want, till you're blue in the face I suppose, and this Forum still identifies your "Mr Roboto" as an alias for the LOUser, LOL. But even if that wasn't the case your pointless MO still gives you away, LMAO!

[QUOTE=Mister Roboto; 1754058]It stands for Bare Backs Wife which is the name of your Obese SW Ron and I'm not Lou. Anyways where was hi. I saw 2 SW's got into a physical fight last night at the shell on Flagler and Lejeune. One was Tia which she's been around for about 2yrs in the area and they're was this Blimpee BSW saying the f word. I don't know how this fight started but man this shit has gone down hair. Luckily they're was no LE. I saw unique walking down Lejeune and Flagler or maybe it was Chyna. Light skin black wearing all pink. She thick and got to big booty. Walk like she been fukd 10 times a day. I saw several SW's behind the notel on 8st and 44av or pl. I see them they're from about 10pm till about 7 maybe 8am which is a good time to take pics if you got a good iphone cam with HD. Iphone 4 or 5 takes great pics, better than the ipad I guess.

I saw 2 wsws staying at the Fuentes Hotel on SW 8 st and around 74ave. Room seventeen. Thats they're spot. I see escorts post on backpage and they stay at that hotel for sure. I seen a BSW staying in that area so monger by that area often if you can especially if you live less than 10 min in that area. Some people won't drive there if they live more than 30min from that area and I don't blame them.

I always take my ipad with me and take notes. Always buy one with wifi and 3G together or wifi and 4G. It's only $30 month or more.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Joe Black; 1726532]Any update on this sexy girl.

We all want to fuck her too!

Joe Black.[/QUOTE]You ever hook up with her? I saw her a bunch of times when she was agency girl off the chain.

If I remember correctly, this Tia chick was only reported by Lou. And This guy knows who Tia is. Hmmmmm. Felt like I was reading a report by a 7 year old.

[QUOTE=Mister Roboto; 1754058]It stands for Bare Backs Wife which is the name of your Obese SW Ron and I'm not Lou. Anyways where was hi. I saw 2 SW's got into a physical fight last night at the shell on Flagler and Lejeune. One was Tia which she's been around for about 2yrs in the area and they're was this Blimpee BSW saying the f word. I don't know how this fight started but man this shit has gone down hair. Luckily they're was no LE. I saw unique walking down Lejeune and Flagler or maybe it was Chyna. Light skin black wearing all pink. She thick and got to big booty. Walk like she been fukd 10 times a day. I saw several SW's behind the notel on 8st and 44av or pl. I see them they're from about 10pm till about 7 maybe 8am which is a good time to take pics if you got a good iphone cam with HD. Iphone 4 or 5 takes great pics, better than the ipad I guess.

I saw 2 wsws staying at the Fuentes Hotel on SW 8 st and around 74ave. Room seventeen. Thats they're spot. I see escorts post on backpage and they stay at that hotel for sure. I seen a BSW staying in that area so monger by that area often if you can especially if you live less than 10 min in that area. Some people won't drive there if they live more than 30min from that area and I don't blame them.

I always take my ipad with me and take notes. Always buy one with wifi and 3G together or wifi and 4G. It's only $30 month or more.[/QUOTE]

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