Massage Parlor Reports

I'm a recently new lurker (past few months). Been in the hobby but not too frequent. I'm used to paying the 2-4 per hr incall and getting rushed out in 15 minutes. Which is frustrating after reading this forum.

Thought I'd try AMP. I get massages time to time at legit places without HE so I thought this would be interesting.

I called the place and made a reservation. Got there on time. Told to wait 20 minutes even though I made reservation. I'm 30 minutes from this place so I did. Lady comes back tells me another 50 minutes.

I told her I'd wait since it's a long drive. At this point, I would've been fine with a massage WITHOUT HE. But after I told her I'd wait, she physically grabbed and dragged me out of there saying nevermind they're busy.

I literally did nothing to set off any alarm. I was nothing but polite. The lady's English is so bad that I couldn't even figure out what was happening.

Never had a terrible experience like this in the hobby. Would not repeat or recommend. Nothing but a waste of time. I'm used to reading reviews somewhere before trying something so I NEVER had an experience like this. Terrible.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;3918326]I've worked out a deal with one AMP that I just come in and they just do the HJ and I'm gone. Takes about 15 min. I'm not the only one. One time at New Massage the mama had to leave the room for 15 minute, do a guy, and then she came back. Kind of rude leaving me there but guess he was in a hurry. Also if the AMP is busy and they know you, they want to get you in and out quick, so $30 total for 15 min is ok with some.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SammyMalone197;3917673]Tried to stop by the Moon Spa on Cap a month or so ago, found it to be closed up. I was disappointing, I usually enjoyed the massage, and the girls remembered me, so there was no wondering if a HE was in the mix. It just happened. No tip discussion, just good.

My second choice was the AMP at 145 & cap. I have been here often enough where there's no question that a HE is coming, but for some reason I preferred the Moon. Who knows why.

Anyway, walked in. Must have been a rush of mongers at that moment, because they seemed to be scrambling to see who was going to do what. Now, I never ask for names. I don't really care. And the less I know about them, the less they know about me. All the better.

So, a 30-something, and in my opinion, more attractive girl kinda glommed onto my arm, but I was being led into another room with a differed provider. This second girl started the massage, asked how I liked it. I was enjoying it. Plenty of teasing. Things were going well. Then, some loud talking in their native language and she leaves. The original arm-grabber comes in and says that SHE'S doing the massage. Ok, fine. She was better looking anyway. She jumps into things without getting any input from me and gives me probably the worst massage I've ever had at an AMP. On the flip she goes right to work on shorty without any kind of massage on my chest, legs, etc.

I haven't been properly primed, so the pump wasn't ready to flow yet. And she starts complaining "why you take so long". I pop out her titties and play with them for a while. Tried to get a FIV, but she resisted. It was weird actually, she let me put my hand down her pants, but held her legs together so I couldn't get a FIV. All the while she kept working me. I thought it odd, anyway.

So, eventually I pop, she cleans me up, I tip and notice that I've only been on the table for 40-ish minutes.

I REALLY enjoy AMPs where you feel like you're not in a HJ factory, but ACTUALLY getting a good Asian massage from someone who knows what they're doing. Then with a HE. As if it's their custom and the natural ending of a massage. I don't want to feel like I just came in for a HJ. So, let's get this over with.

There was one girl who was at 92nd and Lincoln and then later was at Moon Spa who would even help me put my shoes on after. Maybe she spoiled me for how I expect AMPs to operate.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rbhanson711;3919705]I'm a recently new lurker (past few months). Been in the hobby but not too frequent. I'm used to paying the 2-4 per hr incall and getting rushed out in 15 minutes. Which is frustrating after reading this forum.

Thought I'd try AMP. I get massages time to time at legit places without HE so I thought this would be interesting.

I called the place and made a reservation. Got there on time. Told to wait 20 minutes even though I made reservation. I'm 30 minutes from this place so I did. Lady comes back tells me another 50 minutes.

I told her I'd wait since it's a long drive. At this point, I would've been fine with a massage WITHOUT HE. But after I told her I'd wait, she physically grabbed and dragged me out of there saying nevermind they're busy.

I literally did nothing to set off any alarm. I was nothing but polite. The lady's English is so bad that I couldn't even figure out what was happening.

Never had a terrible experience like this in the hobby. Would not repeat or recommend. Nothing but a waste of time. I'm used to reading reviews somewhere before trying something so I NEVER had an experience like this. Terrible.[/QUOTE]Wow. You got fucked good!! At least it did not cost any $$.

[QUOTE=PNR2004;3920161]Wow. You got fucked good!! At least it did not cost any $$.[/QUOTE]I tend to value my time over money as I usually work a lot more hours than the average joe! I was feeling frustrated enough that I made an account!

Sometimes it's mind blowing how hard it is to spend your hard earned money!

Is that there is no such thing as an appointment for an asian massage parlor. It is simply first come first served. You must find an ideal part of the day you can drive there and get in right away. I am tipping my hand here, but I have found early morning, a bit before noon, and right before close as ideal times to go. Next time try that and see what happens.

[QUOTE=Rbhanson711;3919705]I'm a recently new lurker (past few months). Been in the hobby but not too frequent. I'm used to paying the 2-4 per hr incall and getting rushed out in 15 minutes. Which is frustrating after reading this forum.

Thought I'd try AMP. I get massages time to time at legit places without HE so I thought this would be interesting.

I called the place and made a reservation. Got there on time. Told to wait 20 minutes even though I made reservation. I'm 30 minutes from this place so I did. Lady comes back tells me another 50 minutes.

I told her I'd wait since it's a long drive. At this point, I would've been fine with a massage WITHOUT HE. But after I told her I'd wait, she physically grabbed and dragged me out of there saying nevermind they're busy.

I literally did nothing to set off any alarm. I was nothing but polite. The lady's English is so bad that I couldn't even figure out what was happening.

Never had a terrible experience like this in the hobby. Would not repeat or recommend. Nothing but a waste of time. I'm used to reading reviews somewhere before trying something so I NEVER had an experience like this. Terrible.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rbhanson711;3919705] Told to wait 20 minutes even though I made reservation. I'm 30 minutes from this place so I did. Lady comes back tells me another 50 minutes.

I told her I'd wait since it's a long drive. [/QUOTE]Did you wait in the lobby? I don't know about others, and I'm assuming they agree since I've never seen anyone waiting in the lobby, but when they said 'wait for 30 minutes' they mean go to McDonalds or Menards and come back in 30. I think their protocol (and ours) is to not let us see each other at an AMP. I was once told to wait 5 minutes and ushered into their little kitchen / laundry room to hide (instead of sitting on the couch) while the other monger was escorted out after his session.

You just ran into a negative situation. Give it another shot.

Yeah they don't really want you hanging out there waiting. On the other hand if you leave and aren't there when the next opening comes up and someone else pops in they'll get serviced first. They won't wait for someone to come back that may not come back. It's a crapshoot. I also tend to find mornings, especially weekday mornings best.

[QUOTE=Amplover69;3923634]Yeah they don't really want you hanging out there waiting. On the other hand if you leave and aren't there when the next opening comes up and someone else pops in they'll get serviced first. They won't wait for someone to come back that may not come back. It's a crapshoot. I also tend to find mornings, especially weekday mornings best.[/QUOTE]Usually they put me in an empty room to wait. They also collect the cash when they put you in the room. Best time is week day mornings but those can be busy too. A few weeks ago I saw Jess on a Sunday morning. WOW. Her phone was lit up like a Christmas tree. All you mongers stop on the way to church. Her performance was typical Jess. She is one of my ATF. The downside of morning is that you pass the housekeeping staff on the way to the room. Awkward. Part of this post should have been in another section.

[QUOTE=BigMilwaukee;3920543]Is that there is no such thing as an appointment for an asian massage parlor. It is simply first come first served. You must find an ideal part of the day you can drive there and get in right away. I am tipping my hand here, but I have found early morning, a bit before noon, and right before close as ideal times to go. Next time try that and see what happens.[/QUOTE]If you are a trusted good customer they will make an appt for you. You better show up and show on time. They know your phone number and who you are if you have been there enough. My AMP ladies will turn people away knowing I'm coming. Make sure you are at a two girl place so the chances of being interrupted are less. Get a frequent flyer card from them so they know how many times you are coming. They all have names for us like they have fake names for themselves. Sometimes they write down my real name and sometimes a nick name like LIttle Dick, Harely Guy, Trike Man, Big Red Truck Bald guy, etc. Be business like. They are a business that provides a service just like the dry cleaner. You go enough they recognize a good customer and if they get new girls, they know you are a good customer from your phone and frequent flyer card.

[QUOTE=Rbhanson711;3919705]I'm a recently new lurker (past few months). Been in the hobby but not too frequent. I'm used to paying the 2-4 per hr incall and getting rushed out in 15 minutes. Which is frustrating after reading this forum.

Thought I'd try AMP. I get massages time to time at legit places without HE so I thought this would be interesting.

I called the place and made a reservation. Got there on time. Told to wait 20 minutes even though I made reservation. I'm 30 minutes from this place so I did. Lady comes back tells me another 50 minutes.

I told her I'd wait since it's a long drive. At this point, I would've been fine with a massage WITHOUT HE. But after I told her I'd wait, she physically grabbed and dragged me out of there saying nevermind they're busy.

I literally did nothing to set off any alarm. I was nothing but polite. The lady's English is so bad that I couldn't even figure out what was happening.

Never had a terrible experience like this in the hobby. Would not repeat or recommend. Nothing but a waste of time. I'm used to reading reviews somewhere before trying something so I NEVER had an experience like this. Terrible.[/QUOTE]I use to make reservations. What I learned from multiple occurrences is that they will always take the one that is in front of them because too many reservations never show up. Bird in the hand mentality.

Looking at rub ratings Chicago under prostate massage. Does anyone know of a good safe one? Please help me out I need a good massage in both places. Sunnys prostate massage sucks, she just shoves a finger in!!

Upsell city over there. . 6 just for a tits out HE, $ for FIV. Hard pass. No indication that FS was available.

[QUOTE=Noob2017;3924523]I use to make reservations. What I learned from multiple occurrences is that they will always take the one that is in front of them because too many reservations never show up. Bird in the hand mentality.[/QUOTE]Unless you are a regular and they know you.

Some of you have figure out that I am completely board with getting HEs from 60 year old plain looking woman. I estimate I've seen about 400 providers at about 200 AMPs. Only a handful have been so erotic that it left a long lasting memory. I don't care if they are 20 or 60, if they have a tiny and tight spinner body, silky smooth skin, perky tits and speak good English, its truly rare. None of the ATFs were Chinese. Going to a Chinese AMP is like going to a Chinese restaurant -- been to one you been to them all. Ones with a real beds decked out like a college girls dorm room make for a nice setting. Sharing a hot tub with some naked young women is fun. Having an open discussion with great grandma back in her office about life, business, LEO, taxes, insurance, etc. Mixing things up at a high end spa and demanding to make it with the laundry girl and then have the mamasan send her in. She is usually more scared than flattered. Like going to a strip club and you would rather make it with the bartender than a dancer. Had a few mamasans show interest in me and want to have a relationship. After all they are women who want what every woman wants. Security, companionship, protection. At first it was a real or surreal novelty to date a mamasan or AMP girl. Later the novelty wears off. Like when the hottie from high school friends you on Facebook and then a month later you can't seem to shake her. Some I've met here in Wisconsin are older women past their prime winding up their careers after spending their younger days in California doing full service. Now they only do HEs. They think 80% of us are total creeps. Ten percent are lonely but nice gentlemen. And maybe 10% are interesting men who enjoy bachelorhood who might make a good friend or companion. One thing most have in common is they are all liars. 95% lie about their age. Its rare one will be honest. Seriously fellows, you would be surprised at just how many are past 60, and definitely past 50. You also might be surprised at how many actually live in the spa, have beds, closets full of clothes, and a makeup area. Combined with the dark lighting and your HE goggles on you think they are 35. I was at one that took over a beauty parlor next door. The mamasan gave me a tour of the lady's quarters. I was a frequent visitor and trusted. The makeup room had 4 barber type chairs, mirrors, make up, and a place to do hairdos. Their was a rack of Victoria Secret type lingerie all size 1, which they all were. In the back was the dorm bedroom sleeping 6. They had little dogs and a cat. A full kitchen stocked full of food and they did their own cooking -- which they often served me up a meal. It had showers and a large laundry room. Naturally some kind of cable TV that had Korean TV. The part men go to was in the area next door which was the typical spa, ring a bell, go inside on locked door. Then be led to another door, down a hallway with several rooms, careful not to run into any other customers. It had a large table shower area and a sauna. A designated shower girl who make sure your cock and ass was clean. Even power and deodorant along with mouthwash. Mamasans office has camera views of the parking lot and hallway. Mamasan was a slender mature woman, fur coat, high heels, and a taste for expensive things. Clothes, car, hair, sun glasses. Looked like a Korean trophy wife.

A little recon and I saw she owned the buildings, had Facebook, and a real life outside the spa with pics of kids at college graduation or family togethers. If you ever get over to Charlotte MI, their is one who is in her late 60's and still going at it. A real sex addict who loves to party and goes to orgies after work for fun. She's invited me to go out partying after work but I was always a little scared. She is an encyclopedia of the AMP business in the midwest. Starting out in Warren OH in the 70's, the former AMP mecca of the USA. That woman was probably trafficked and after developing trust among her traffickers, a taste of making money, and a sex addiction, she is probably one in 500. Ask for Miki at Hawaii spa. Customers are finally realizing she is not 35 but at least 65 and the novelty of doing everything BB with an AMP legend, she is like a tourist attraction. Like getting to fuck Rachel Welch or Diane Cannon. A novelty.

Been here many times and got quality massages from Cindy. Wondering if anyone here has had luck with a happy ending from 1 of the therapists? Who and how much. Any tips much appreciated.

I was just looking for a new place for a good massage. Can't remember the masseuse I got, but the massage was similar to Relaxation Oasis which is pretty good in my book. No extras and no teasing, totally professional it seems despite there being a table shower. Maybe they used to and don't anymore. I'd recommend if you're looking only for a good massage and nothing else.