Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Ernstheiter;7108911]That's a problem too. I've been in some AMPs in CT and they just refuse service because of my age. America is a pussy prison. Don't want to waste my time and money going to NYC just to risk being turned down because of my age. Also, it's ridiculously expensive, it's what like $300 for 45 minutes? In Europe where it's legal $300 could get you 3 hours. Having trouble justifying going. This country sucks.[/QUOTE]First, I doubt you're getting 3 hours of primo pussy anywhere in Europe for $300. Even a visit to a roadside camper van in eastern Europe isn't that cheap.

Second, you can get FS from a hot 25-30 year old asian in NYC for $300, including DFK, BBBJ, rimming, etc. If you're complaining about that. I mean, what do want to pay? $50?

C'Mon., man. Maintaining a girlfriend is more expensive than regular visits to AMPs.

[QUOTE=Ernstheiter;7108911]That's a problem too. I've been in some AMPs in CT and they just refuse service because of my age. America is a pussy prison. Don't want to waste my time and money going to NYC just to risk being turned down because of my age. Also, it's ridiculously expensive, it's what like $300 for 45 minutes? In Europe where it's legal $300 could get you 3 hours. Having trouble justifying going. This country sucks.[/QUOTE]Not sure where you are in CT. I've had really good luck in Worcester. I know 3 places there that do FS all young in there 20's.

[QUOTE=Champion1979;7106137]Checked this place out today. There is no way it is going to stay open. Place was absolutely jamming, monger after monger. Worst part is there is a place next door that does classes for expecting moms. I saw two guys walk into that shop first pretending like they didn't know where they were. I did go in and got to see Sophia. She was very nice decent looking nice ass but a little thick for my liking. Great personality and gave good service HJ. There was another AA girl working. Place was not clean, I didn't see any alcohol spray, didn't see any additional towels to put in bed. I'm me of the dirtiest places I've seen.[/QUOTE]What was the damage? Menu?

I sent you another picture. Call her right now. Tell her, "Chad said to call you". She's hot, she's young, she's free. No excuses. I set you up. Have fun.

Chad.

[QUOTE=Ernstheiter;7108911]That's a problem too. I've been in some AMPs in CT and they just refuse service because of my age. America is a pussy prison. Don't want to waste my time and money going to NYC just to risk being turned down because of my age. Also, it's ridiculously expensive, it's what like $300 for 45 minutes? In Europe where it's legal $300 could get you 3 hours. Having trouble justifying going. This country sucks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Orion413;7110130]First, I doubt you're getting 3 hours of primo pussy anywhere in Europe for $300. Even a visit to a roadside camper van in eastern Europe isn't that cheap.

Second, you can get FS from a hot 25-30 year old asian in NYC for $300, including DFK, BBBJ, rimming, etc. If you're complaining about that. I mean, what do want to pay? $50?

C'Mon., man. Maintaining a girlfriend is more expensive than regular visits to AMPs.[/QUOTE]Actually, yes, you can get 3 hours of primo pussy in most places in Europe for $300.

And in NYC it's like $300 for 45 minutes.

Maintaining a girlfriend is more expensive but it's obviously much more worth it. I'd much rather have a girlfriend than continue doing this shit. I haven't been on a date in the USA since high school, over 5 years ago. When I was in Europe I went on a date within a week of being there. This country is a fucking fake gynocentric dystopia.

[QUOTE=ChadZ1212;7110733]I sent you another picture. Call her right now. Tell her, "Chad said to call you". She's hot, she's young, she's free. No excuses. I set you up. Have fun.

Chad.[/QUOTE]Free. ? Did someone say free? ?

Anyone have any experience with Trista in Hartford?

What do you guys do for a living?

Yea so Kimb, I'm shocked that you would pay for parking, trains, subways, time wasted waiting, escorts.

I think it's important I provide insight and direction to you and members. My suggestion is get a limo, 100 percent easy. Reason for limo, you can expense it. Let your company pay for your trip to NYC or wherever. Let your company pay for escorts, etc.

Let's dissect this. No ticket fees, no parking fees, no train waiting, no driving, no tolls, no escort fees, no subways. Hell Kimb, I don't want you to be that unlucky bastard that gets pushed on the subway platform on to the tracks. Simple relaxing with your favorite hottie. Door to door service. Now, this is a Cool Chad moment. Give her your credit card, tell her you have meetings, have her go shopping, expense it. Later that evening, take her out to a fancy restaurant, expense it. Simple.

Now, I realize you're carrying heavy guilt due to your endeavors. Tell her these words "baby I missed you today". She'll suck your cock on 5th ave. Always glad to help.

BTW, I sent you another picture. This one is Eastern European, just found her. Exquisite, call her right now. Brunette, bright blue eyes, great legs, gets better, great tasting pussy, guaranteed.

Chad.

[QUOTE=Kimbsl1998;7107786]I am well aware of how to get there but thanks for the info. When I go, I need to have my car that's all.

I used to go down the parkway and end up along the East River and could cut over through the UES. Now with more tolls, readers and congestion fees, trips need to be much more covert.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MetaDavids;7111356]Anyone have any experience with Trista in Hartford?[/QUOTE]Yes, I have seen her a couple times. Overall pleasant experience. It is basically a massage with HE. There are a few add-ons available but do not expect anything overly sexual like BJ, FS, etc. She is very business like. Do not expect the flirting that you get from the Asian massage shops.

She sees clients out of her clean apartment in Hartford. Street parking only and you have to make an appointment. In general I do not think you will be able to call and she say come on over now.

Has any of you had luck with girls from cuddle sites (like cuddle comfort) besides Pixie?

[QUOTE=JdWill367;7111693]Has any of you had luck with girls from cuddle sites (like cuddle comfort) besides Pixie?[/QUOTE]Do any of them have an option to "finish"? Or do you just leave with blue balls?

[QUOTE=MetaDavids;7111356]Anyone have any experience with Trista in Hartford?[/QUOTE]I'm sure a few of use have.

[QUOTE=JdWill367;7111693]Has any of you had luck with girls from cuddle sites (like cuddle comfort) besides Pixie?[/QUOTE]You had luck with Pixie? I follow her on both CC and Fet. Seems like 2 different people.

[QUOTE=GordonFreeman;7111794]Do any of them have an option to "finish"? Or do you just leave with blue balls?[/QUOTE]Hit or miss. More seem like no, but I know 2 or 3 that can get the job done. Any storm, any port kind of thing.

May I suggest a girlfriend to cuddle with. Why pay for cuddling when you can Fuck For Free? Whatever.

Chad.

[QUOTE=JdWill367;7111693]Has any of you had luck with girls from cuddle sites (like cuddle comfort) besides Pixie?[/QUOTE]