Massage Parlor Reports

[blue]Gentlemen,

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.

Let's get back to the subject.

Thank You,

Jackson[/blue]

To be the bearer of bad news. Made a few calls over to Paula's today. No answer. Did a drive by to find the place swarming with heat (3 cars).

Seniors may PM for details. I can also provide evidence of my credibility-I haven't posted since this forum was under the older software and never renewed my account.

[QUOTE=Junkyard321; 1453422]To be the bearer of bad news. Made a few calls over to Paula's today. No answer. Did a drive by to find the place swarming with heat (3 cars).

Seniors may PM for details. I can also provide evidence of my credibility-I haven't posted since this forum was under the older software and never renewed my account.[/QUOTE]Not sure who this person is or what their agenda is but I can tell you from personal experience that Paula's Place is up and running.

Lax

[QUOTE=Laxman #2; 1454807]Not sure who this person is or what their agenda is but I can tell you from personal experience that Paula's Place is up and running.

Lax[/QUOTE]You sure? Did you check today or yesterday? For my own reasons, think it might be true--but would like to be proven wrong.

TIA

DI

I think some assumptions were made based on visuals. Probably there for another reason, its a sketchy neighborhood.

Disregard my post below
DI

[QUOTE=Drunker Irish; 1455502]I think some assumptions were made based on visuals. Probably there for another reason, its a sketchy neighborhood.

Disregard my post below.

DI[/QUOTE]Sorry, didn't mean to stir anything up. Indeed, I made an assumption based on a drive by-no confirmation beyond that and just wanted to suggest vigilance. I'm certainly happy to be wrong per Laxman's post.

I am visiting DC in the near future and I am having trouble finding an AMP. I need to find one close to Union Station (closer the better). I will report back my findings. I don't mind even TOFFT if you know of one and have never visited. I don't need additional info, I'll figure it out as I go. In my research, and very limited knowledge of DC, I cannot find one even close to where I need it to be. If there are no AMP's around, I will even try nail salons that provide massages. Please PM if you know anything.

Thanks

There is a place that is walking distance from Union Station, a bit of a walk, but not bad. I wouldn't walk it at night, but during the day should be fine. Its being gentrified pretty quickly. PM sent.

As far as poster "Enjoy Your Meal", not really funny.

[QUOTE=Rosie 1972; 1457865]I am visiting DC in the near future and I am having trouble finding an AMP. I need to find one close to Union Station (closer the better). I will report back my findings. I don't mind even TOFFT if you know of one and have never visited. I don't need additional info, I'll figure it out as I go. In my research, and very limited knowledge of DC, I cannot find one even close to where I need it to be. If there are no AMP's around, I will even try nail salons that provide massages. Please PM if you know anything.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

Nobody addressed he question though. Anybody seen her or know what an upgrade might run?

[QUOTE=The Big Man; 1459937]Has anyone seen this chick? She advertises on BP body rub section. I saw her once and there was a lot of mutual touching. She has a nice ass and tits which she encourages you to play with. We ended with a HR which was cool. I was wondering if she offers full service to repeat clients or for more roses.

[url]http://dc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/99-an-hr-sensual-massage-o-o-35/7744102[/url][/QUOTE]

I have heard of a place called SexyBliss has anyone been there before or know anything about it such as the services offered there? Specific encounters would be nice.

I have heard of a place called SexyBliss has anyone been there before or know anything about the services offered? Specific encounters especially.

[QUOTE=Je2010;1424610]I went. Great massage $40 for 30.[/QUOTE]I went to this place down at the zoo as well today. I admit, at first glance I thought Je was just unlucky. They have pretty. If older. Therapists, the therapist answers the door, they advertise "acupressure" in the CL listings right along side some of the HE places, and there is actually a woman presiding over the therapists like you'd expect a mamasan to. Additionally, a dude walked in to the lobby while I was in the room waiting for my therapist, and he seemed like he wanted something extra. He asked specifically for a particular girl with the kind of tone that implies "I heard she goes the extra mile."

On the other hand, the walls on the rooms stop about a foot from the ceiling, so your could hear if any funny business was going on, they are very visible from the street, and I got an excellent, unrushed, legit shiatsu massage. Oddest of all, they require you to keep underwear on, but then at the start of the massage pull them down to your knees anyway so they can do a good job on the lower back. My therapist was kind and courteous, but not at all flirty. Now granted, I went in expecting a legit place and thus did not pull any moves to indicate an interest for more.

Bottom line, it's a decent price for a really good massage from a pretty Asian woman. There may be more available, but it is looking unlikely. Mongers, if you're actually looking for a massage for a change, this place seems worth it. If anyone has any luck getting that HE, let me know, because I would love to have my cake and eat it.

I found this place on City Pages or some other site, went once and received maximum benefit for the dollar, returned two weeks.

Ago and there was no answer at the door (front or back) , no response on the phone, and no ads in the papers. I presume it is shut down. Que lastima! This seemed to be a great location. Any confirmations? I apologize since I have not combed thru the archives to see if this was already posted.

[QUOTE=Travel Fool; 1466609]I found this place on City Pages or some other site, went once and received maximum benefit for the dollar, returned two weeks.

Ago and there was no answer at the door (front or back) , no response on the phone, and no ads in the papers. I presume it is shut down. Que lastima! This seemed to be a great location. Any confirmations? I apologize since I have not combed thru the archives to see if this was already posted.[/QUOTE]Yup, seems to be closed for whatever reason. Multiple reports of such news.

AMPs in DC are essentially done for now. Never thought I would see the day.

DI

Humm the title is very appropriate I have long spent my time in the shadows of this forum and learned much from many of you. Now its time you ravage my mind however only as much as I will allow. I will save you my fantastic life story as a super hero by day and a bong artist by night. But I will tell you that I have taken your advise and have grown by leaps and bounds and now I am ready to report. However how does one like myself get deflowered? Hummm I know I want in your inner circle too ya know so pm me and if you have the right amount of posts and I see that your pasts posts are sexy and informative I will feed you info of my recent blessing.

If I don't reply please don't feel hurt cause I think I will cap my reply off to the top "Two" (after all this is my playground were talking about here I don't need no parade backing up my schedule). I will leave it up to them to distribute this knowledge to the masses.

OK now for a little freebee to the masses I recently visited a therapeutic spot a few weeks ago in Annandale not far from ill Mee that deserves some looking into lets just say I got the best massage from Lilly she has the best smallest hands and a great technique everyone was friendly and the cantered to me with compassion and a very mi casa es tu casa attitude. I like this place it seems standard but YMMV however its not my main spot.

P. S For this and all my future posts please excuse my grammar I have many mental disorders that prevent me from forming proper sentences (I suffer from a rare from of mal-edubacation, ADD, Dyslexia, WOW, and I could keep going).

Chaio for now

I got to go out no time for proof reading sry and nice to meet you guys and gals.