Massage Parlor Reports

Made an appt. To see Yumi at Relax. Surprisingly, the scheduling and set up went smoothly.

Yumi is new. Not sure how long she'll be there. She's young, probably early 20's. Pretty and petite.

I did 1/2 hr (seems they rush you out regardless of hr. V. 1/2 hr anymore- so I always go 1/2 hr).

Whole experience was 5/10. The massage was a mediocre 'light touch' tickle more than anything. No tease at all. The worst of it. It was one handed as she was on her. Cell phone for part of it.

Zero English.

On the flip she made the universal sign language motions for L2 followed by L3. She wanted 200. My counter was a shade below 150 - and we finally settled on 150. She does not undress (she just hikes up her dress. But does allow for some roaming). The L2 wasn't too bad and I probably should have just gone with that. L3 - she hiked up her dress and laid down. She's a petite girl and with size issues. She asked that I go very slowly. After a bit I asked her to turn around to finish doggy style. At first she objected. But then agreed. At this point I wanted to finish and get out of there.

It'd be OK if you want a real quick thing, she's attractive and does have a pleasant demeanor (and what seems to a decent body) - but if you want at least a 1/2 decent massage with some tease with light GFE. And not to be rushed out within 20 minutes. Don't waste your time.

Went in Monday morning, was hoping to see Ivy but drew Lina. Short, older provider with longish hair, tat below belly button, led me in dressed in a short pink dress. Not much English, but seemed very nice. $65 for hour massage, paid, got undressed and laid face down for an okay by AMP standards massage (requested hard, was. Kinda hard, but not always in the right spots. And I know what you're thinking but I'm really just talking about the massage here). On the flip started negotiation, motioned for hand job but I motioned for everything, she agreed to $120 fairly quickly. Very perfunctory and quick CBJ led to her hiking her dress up and laying down for mish, did that and motioned for CG, did that and busted in bag. There was a fair amount of eye contact, and I perceived her as kind, but also not into it at all. Cleanup with hot towels (also after the back massage, which is a nice touch), and 5 min left so did facial massage, which was. Okay. Again, partly great, and partly not really knowing what she was doing (I've had a lot of massages, fun and clinical, and studied it at one point). Small bottle of water and out the door.

This was my second visit (first was last year), and while a different provider, incredibly similar to the first. I wanted to give more details because the reviews of this place are fairly bare bones and I know some of you may (like I did) be thinking that it's a deal compared to Mt. Prospect and some providers having GPS or -and it is-but it's also quite lackluster in comparison. No table shower, older providers (though very nice, at least in my limited experience), so-so massages, and the fun bits are half-assed, pun intended. Is it so hard to take off clothes? Gives the impression that while they provide FS, they'd rather just give the handy and call it a day. So after two visits I think I'm done--you can have an okay time here, but I think you also get what you pay for.

[QUOTE=Dexter69;6134467]Foot Smile is 100% legit. Definitely some fun to be had at Ev Spa and Sherman Spa though.[/QUOTE]Heard a rumor that Anna from Sherman now works at Foot Smile now, anyone know if that's true?

I have visited Alexandra several times now. Her pictures are her, she is tall, slender and beautiful. Easy communication, plenty of street parking, clean incall. It is a shared space, but very discreet, from my experience. She offers massage and HE, no escort or FS, although she is open to fetish after a few visits. I see her for fetish, so I can't comment on her massage skills, but she has good hands. Her rates are posted as 150 for hh, 250 for the hr. Pm me for details.

[URL]https://tryst.link/massage/alexandra2779[/URL]

She is just south of Lincolnwood / Skokie, which is why I am posting here.

[QUOTE=PatientX1;6165619]I have visited Alexandra several times now. Her pictures are her, she is tall, slender and beautiful. Easy communication, plenty of street parking, clean incall. It is a shared space, but very discreet, from my experience. She offers massage and HE, no escort or FS, although she is open to fetish after a few visits. I see her for fetish, so I can't comment on her massage skills, but she has good hands. Her rates are posted as 150 for hh, 250 for the hr. Pm me for details.

[URL]https://tryst.link/massage/alexandra2779[/URL]

She is just south of Lincolnwood / Skokie, which is why I am posting here.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the post Patient. I love tall girls. Apparently she's part of the group at BrynMawr & Kedzie also posted on [URL]foxylists.com[/URL] where most girls are 400+ escorts. There's another Alexandra (maybe the same girl?) listed at $450/ hr escort. Can anyone share info on these BrynMawr girls? If I'm really going for massage the place should have proper massage table so it's not for me but others might be into it.

[QUOTE=WalkingHard;6165613]Heard a rumor that Anna from Sherman now works at Foot Smile now, anyone know if that's true?[/QUOTE]Anna the little tiny spinner?

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;6166115]Anna the little tiny spinner?[/QUOTE]That's the one but haven't verified myself. I thought she moved away during COVID.

[QUOTE=WalkingHard;6168322]That's the one but haven't verified myself. I thought she moved away during COVID.[/QUOTE]I stopped in to ask. No Anna. Think the place is 100% legit.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;6169496]I stopped in to ask. No Anna. Think the place is 100% legit.[/QUOTE]That's a shame she gave a strong massage.

[QUOTE=Falken;6083296]Checked out Health Care in Lincolnwood for the first time a few weeks ago. There were some definite pros and cons. The place is in a little strip mall that seemed surprisingly busy due to a chiropractic office and beauty salon being in the same parking lot. If you live in the area and you are trying to be discreet, I'm not sure I recommend this place because you might run into someone you know patronizing one of the other businesses there. My job takes me through this area from time to time so my chances of seeing someone I know are very slim. I parked in front of the chiro clinic and walked a couple doors over to the spa. After ringing the buzzer, I was greeted by a thin and cute 40 something Asian woman in a dress. The spa seems clean but also very dark inside. She takes me into the place and sits me into a room and asks if I can wait 10 min. I agreed and here is where the shortcomings of the venue come into play. Each room has those walls that don't quite go up all the way to the ceiling so there isn't a lot of privacy. Therefore, while I'm waiting, I could hear everything happening in the stall a few doors away. Thankfully the client was pretty quiet.

After the other client left, she entered my room and we agreed upon the 30 min session. I got a halfway decent table shower before my session. It wasn't super playful but it was thorough and enjoyable. I opted for "soft massage" back in the room and got a nice light teasing massage everywhere for a good 10-15 min before the flip. Upon the flip, unfortunately it turned into the the mid-session negotiations which most of us hate. To my surprise, everything was available on my first visit but I'm an L1 guy anyway. We agreed upon L1 fully nude with full roaming for. 8. She gave a solid L1 and responded to directions well. She said her name was Amy (or Emma) It was tough to tell with her accent. She was friendly though. Overall, I enjoyed my experience with her but the lack of full walls really detracts from the place and so do the negotiations part. I could see the lack of walls being a big problem when the place gets busy. During my session, I could also hear mamasan directly on the other side of the wall moving papers around and opening desk drawers, etc because the walls don't go all the way up. It hurts the relaxing mood a bit and really detracts from the experience. I might repeat though but I'd make sure to go when they aren't that busy.[/QUOTE]Stopped by this place a couple of months ago. Not the fanciest spot. Table shower was OK, MT was a not young skinny thing. Sorta massage and she asked if I wanted "boom boom. " Negotiated 1. 6 and got to business. It wasn't mind blowing, but got the job done.

I didn't even notice that the walls didn't go all the way up. I'd return.

[QUOTE=WalkingHard;6170465]That's a shame she gave a strong massage.[/QUOTE]Agree excellent deep tissue massage. Cuter before she cut her hair short but still attractive. No idea where she is now.

[QUOTE=WalkingHard;6170465]That's a shame she gave a strong massage.[/QUOTE]I miss Anna. She was awesome.

[QUOTE=JimmySixty9;6112189]Met with Bebe the other day. Fun time! Nice 1 hr. Massage and left happy! Nice tits, probably late 40's but nice body for that age. I'll be back to see again.[/QUOTE]Hello,

What is current line up. Thanks for the update.

[QUOTE=Chita;6180705]Hello,

What is current line up. Thanks for the update.[/QUOTE]Bebe and a new girl named angel (they think she is similar to Jessie because of big Top but not similar face.).

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;6166111]Thanks for the post Patient. I love tall girls. Apparently she's part of the group at BrynMawr & Kedzie also posted on [URL]foxylists.com[/URL] where most girls are 400+ escorts. There's another Alexandra (maybe the same girl?) listed at $450/ hr escort. Can anyone share info on these BrynMawr girls? If I'm really going for massage the place should have proper massage table so it's not for me but others might be into it.[/QUOTE]Alexandra is on foxylists, at 150/220, prices are out of date. She is 150/250 on tryst. That price is only L1, no escort services offered, as far as I know. Yes, this is the bryn mawr kedzie place, it is only massage tables, if that helps. The other provider there is Meghan, who I reviewed here earlier. Same prices for Meghan, but upcharge for pegging. No upcharges with Alexandra. If you want massage table, this is a great location, discreet, and Alexandra is very tall!

Saw a new mt, Rosa, Latina, at K in Evanston. Probably late 30. Bulletproof outfit. Not sexy, not attractive. She immediately demanded $10 extra, in addition to $70 house charge, for some deep tissue / pressure. Massage was mediocre at best, fully covered, with "0" teasing. On the flip she requested $60 up front for just a very basic L1. Appearance 3/10, service 2/10. Will not repeat.

Any good AMPs with L2 or L3 Available in skokie? I will be visiting a friend there tomorrow and don't know the lay of the land in that area as much. Would be willing to give some intel on places in mount prospect if needed. Thanks in advance.

-Mike.

[QUOTE=JakehLee89;6181344]Bebe and a new girl named angel (they think she is similar to Jessie because of big Top but not similar face.).[/QUOTE]Bebe is gone. New girls are Alice and Mandy both are very petite. Both give descent massage with some back walking. My favorite so far is Alice, very friendly and hits all the right spots. Seniors can PM for details.

[QUOTE=BabyBoy2013;6205460]Bebe is gone. New girls are Alice and Mandy both are very petite. Both give descent massage with some back walking. My favorite so far is Alice, very friendly and hits all the right spots. Seniors can PM for details.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your update.

I was alerted by a few of you that Amanda was back in town. So I went over. By far the best time I've had with her. Massage was actually pretty decent. The playtime prior to the flip was out of this world. L2 - No Jacket Required was buck-fifty. L3 Jacket Required was a Deuce. Have also heard there are add-ons to L3 - that was not brought up in our session. So can't confirm.

Amanda is the best one over at Relax. Has the best body, the prettiest and is the most fun. I think she's here for another week or so. Then is going to NYC for 4-weeks.

In my recent dream I decide to stop in at Howard, since I haven't been there in a while. Was greeted by Jenny, she was very friendly and playful, with a slender build, probably in her 30's. Massage was actually pretty good with some hard pressure on my back. Massage alone was worth it and in the end I left happy. Senior Seniors can pm for details.

[QUOTE=BabyBoy2013;6205460]Bebe is gone. New girls are Alice and Mandy both are very petite. Both give descent massage with some back walking. My favorite so far is Alice, very friendly and hits all the right spots. Seniors can PM for details.[/QUOTE]The ladies here are amazing. Met Mandy and Alice both are very talented. Both have amazing skills and lots of energy. This a very good shop with new ladies coming in to work often. You will have a good massage and leave relaxed. Highly recommend.

[QUOTE=M0502;6219105]The ladies here are amazing. Met Mandy and Alice both are very talented. Both have amazing skills and lots of energy. This a very good shop with new ladies coming in to work often. You will have a good massage and leave relaxed. Highly recommend.[/QUOTE]New rotation is hit or miss IMO. Church used to be a consistent above average massage and ending. I think the introduction of L3 is probably getting these MTs and quality overall has gone down. consistency has definitely gone down even if repeating with same MT.

[QUOTE=ComeRapMe;6219531]New rotation is hit or miss IMO. Church used to be a consistent above average massage and ending. I think the introduction of L3 is probably getting these MTs and quality overall has gone down. consistency has definitely gone down even if repeating with same MT.[/QUOTE]I've never had an issue. At the moment just scheduling seems to be difficult as there's a lot of walk-ins. Especially since I herd they have a young 20 something working. I've repeated with several ladies and it's always been fun and massage was good. Maybe you caught them on the bad day. I'll pay the new masseuse a visit soon and report back.

[QUOTE=BabyBoy2013;6220263]I've never had an issue. At the moment just scheduling seems to be difficult as there's a lot of walk-ins. Especially since I herd they have a young 20 something working. I've repeated with several ladies and it's always been fun and massage was good. Maybe you caught them on the bad day. I'll pay the new masseuse a visit soon and report back.[/QUOTE]Lily is Young, cute, 28 yrs old, petite good looking. A really fun time. She is very energetic. She is very busy. Hard to make an appointment with her. But definitely worth the wait. She won't stay long. See her while you can.

[QUOTE=DeeDee86;6212995]I was alerted by a few of you that Amanda was back in town. So I went over. By far the best time I've had with her. Massage was actually pretty decent. The playtime prior to the flip was out of this world. L2 - No Jacket Required was buck-fifty. L3 Jacket Required was a Deuce. Have also heard there are add-ons to L3 - that was not brought up in our session. So can't confirm.

Amanda is the best one over at Relax. Has the best body, the prettiest and is the most fun. I think she's here for another week or so. Then is going to NYC for 4-weeks.[/QUOTE]Tried yesterday, was told Amanda gone, be back ina month. I waited too long, damn.

I was thinking about going to EV as it's been a long while since I've been there (been a Relax guy). I was wondering about the damage for house fees and the various levels. Also, how have they been with time— are they rushing or do they keep good time? Relax has been a bit rushy lately.

Thanks.

Got a text from Relax late this week about a 'new girl' named Lucky. The photos seemed to good to be to true = and it turns out, they weren't accurate (and they usually are). Anyway. Set the time and headed over.

Lucky is a MILF. Mid 30's. Has some nice curves and I'd say 8/10.

Massage was light with oil (which I don't like really. But she wipes it off with hot towel) - and wasn't too bad. Teasing was there. Was short but effective.

Flipped over she asked "What do you want" - I asked what was offered. She motioned and gave universal sign language for the L1, 2 and 3 categorizes. I chose L3 at 1. 50. (she wants more but will take 1. 5).

The L2 part was covered and rather decent. Mutual L2 was offered but I did not partake. Just didn't feel like it.

L3 was in various positions. Standard stuff but fine. She had a bit of issue with size so we had to accommodate on some which is cool.

English not bad, pleasant personality. Probably worth a go if wanting a MILFy sort of thing. I get the sense if you become a regular with her. It'll open up. I asked how long she's in town for. She didn't seem to understand the question so I dropped it. Clocked in at 25 minutes. Which is good for Relax these days. 50 +1. 5 total damages.

Went to EV this afternoon drew a very slim woman late 20's early 30's. (didn't catch a name) Opted for a half an hour, got undressed and got to it. The massage was mediocre I'd say 4. 5/10. The thing was there was no teasing, and she wasn't flirty at all though I got the impression that she spoke English fairly well. On the flip she offered L1, but based on how she'd been behaving since I got there I knew she'd rush and I wouldn't enjoy it, she didn't offer anything else so I got dressed and went on my way 50 out the door. Maybe I'll have better luck next one.

[QUOTE=DeeDee86;6222489]Got a text from Relax late this week about a 'new girl' named Lucky. The photos seemed to good to be to true = and it turns out, they weren't accurate (and they usually are). Anyway. Set the time and headed over.

Lucky is a MILF. Mid 30's. Has some nice curves and I'd say 8/10.

Massage was light with oil (which I don't like really. But she wipes it off with hot towel) - and wasn't too bad. Teasing was there. Was short but effective.

Flipped over she asked "What do you want" - I asked what was offered. She motioned and gave universal sign language for the L1, 2 and 3 categorizes. I chose L3 at 1. 50. (she wants more but will take 1. 5).

The L2 part was covered and rather decent. Mutual L2 was offered but I did not partake. Just didn't feel like it.

L3 was in various positions. Standard stuff but fine. She had a bit of issue with size so we had to accommodate on some which is cool.

English not bad, pleasant personality. Probably worth a go if wanting a MILFy sort of thing. I get the sense if you become a regular with her. It'll open up. I asked how long she's in town for. She didn't seem to understand the question so I dropped it. Clocked in at 25 minutes. Which is good for Relax these days. 50 +1. 5 total damages.[/QUOTE]I wish she answered. I'll be up that way in 2 weeks and I love milfs.

[QUOTE=BigPapaSmrf;6240246]Went to EV this afternoon drew a very slim woman late 20's early 30's. (didn't catch a name) Opted for a half an hour, got undressed and got to it. The massage was mediocre I'd say 4. 5/10. The thing was there was no teasing, and she wasn't flirty at all though I got the impression that she spoke English fairly well. On the flip she offered L1, but based on how she'd been behaving since I got there I knew she'd rush and I wouldn't enjoy it, she didn't offer anything else so I got dressed and went on my way 50 out the door. Maybe I'll have better luck next one.[/QUOTE]What is the current line up at EV.

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Met up with Jenny for an hour recently and have 2 general comments. Very good massage with teasing and bring your raincoat.

Probably mid / late 40's with C / D manmades. Gave a very nice massage with some good stretching too. Left a nice amount of time plenty of extras.

[QUOTE=BabyBoy2013;6214165]In my recent dream I decide to stop in at Howard, since I haven't been there in a while. Was greeted by Jenny, she was very friendly and playful, with a slender build, probably in her 30's. Massage was actually pretty good with some hard pressure on my back. Massage alone was worth it and in the end I left happy. Senior Seniors can pm for details.[/QUOTE]Howard and Dodge. What is the name of the place. I see Relax on Howard but nowhere near Dodge.

Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=HankyDaPanky;6264145]Howard and Dodge. What is the name of the place. I see Relax on Howard but nowhere near Dodge.

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]1905 W Howard. Various names on the window including Beijing Health Center and Asian Bodywork Massage but nobody uses those names and I don't know what the official business listing is. It's just Howard / dodge on this forum. Written up as acupuncture center on RM site. 847-328-0432.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;6264366]1905 W Howard. Various names on the window including Beijing Health Center and Asian Bodywork Massage but nobody uses those names and I don't know what the official business listing is. It's just Howard / dodge on this forum. Written up as acupuncture center on RM site. 847-328-0432.[/QUOTE]Thanks ZZ- appreciate the info.

[QUOTE=HankyDaPanky;6264145]Howard and Dodge. What is the name of the place. I see Relax on Howard but nowhere near Dodge.

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Sent you a PM, Hanky. Can't go wrong with Jenny. She's friendly and the massage is super relaxing. She even did some back walking which felt great. Good luck. Stay safe guys.

[QUOTE=BabyBoy2013;6265981]Sent you a PM, Hanky. Can't go wrong with Jenny. She's friendly and the massage is super relaxing. She even did some back walking which felt great. Good luck. Stay safe guys.[/QUOTE]Tanks man.

Earlier this week I was accepted / vetted by KP (check them out on the Asian Apt. Girls thread over in Chicago.).

I've heard it's tough to set an appointment and it's just timing and luck.

Anyway, I tried today and whiffed. So. I figured I'd try to Evanston Spa since I had not been there since last summer (I saw Coco and Jenny on my 2 visits. Coco was incredible).

I called and asked for an appointment about an hour out. They said sure. I was excited and nervous that I was truly going pot-luck. But my limited experience with this MP and the reviews. I knew it's at least be decent.

I was greeted by a smiling mt. About late 30's and wearing a cute dress and was very cheerful. I was led back into a room. And elected to go an hour.

She came back in (after a pretty long delay which was starting to bug me) - and got down to business. She told me her name was "mia" - (or I think that's what she said).

She had a bit of a 'mom' body but it was fine. The older I get. The less picky I've become.

What came after was probably the best massage I've gotten in a very long time. Truly worked out the sore spots.

She started the teasing and that sent me into orbit. On the flip she told me the options. I told her boom boom and she asked how much. I said 1. 5 and she said ok. (I maybe should have come in at 1. 2 - but wasn't really in the mood to negotiate and etc. ,

Multiple positions. Covered L2 at intervals (which was very good). Overall 9/10. I would repeat with her. Especially if you want a good massage. She had real strong hands and would kick my ass in a thumb fight.

Walking out. I had to rush a bit to cross the street. I found I really couldn't. My legs were mush (in a good way.) I didn't mind the crappy traffic on the way home. I was relaxed and at ease. Times like that, there's less guilt about dropping the money on something like that.

Several ads on CL the last few months about a place on Waukegan in Niles. Euro and Latina lately. Any word? Different phone numbers, same address. Are they the same place?