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[QUOTE=TideLover; 1798438]Has anyone tried Mel's spa? She says safe location in Centerpoint. She claims to be massage student too. Buck 25 for newbies, it better be hell of a massage for that.
[url]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-see-how-it-feels-to-be-rubbed-the-right-way-24/8103108[/url][/QUOTE]She also advertises under Melanie under various escort sites for Birmingham.
Was in a pinch for time, and needed a sure bet the other day, so I ventured down the road to VIP. Went in, got the usual questioning from mamasan, and escorted to the room, it must have been 60 degrees in the place, I was about to freeze. The attendant, about 35-40, was not the best looking I've ever had, but spoke great English, which was a plus. The ts was lackluster, usual cleaning of the undercarriage, and tender bits, but nothing to write home about. Back at the room, I thought about leaving it was so cold. Literally no massage or rub down to be had, straight to negotiation. Qwe settled upon full service for 1. 2 in addition to the .6 at the door. Look better than expected once revealed, fiv during CBJ, lots of tit play, moved on to cowgirl, then enjoyed myself standing with her on her back on the edge of the bed, completed on her tits, which was an unexpected plus! Overall, a good time, well worth the money. I believe her name was Shishka or the like, couldn't really make it out. Never been into kissing AMP attendants, but she was into it.
Smoke
Those of you not interested in hearing about the "fake AMPs," please move along.
Best experience to date at Panda today. No idea of the girl's name, but she was the slightly younger (maybe mid-30s?) option of the two there today. Totally undraped on the backside, not a hint of the towel. Great back and ass and leg strokes, plenty of taint and inner thigh teasing and brush-by of the boys.
Front side, she barely put the towel over my junk, and didn't say a word when I moved it off altogether. Offered me some oil when I took matters into my own hand, and cupped my balls as I stroked. Cleaned me up afterwards, not a problem at all touching my cock with her bare hands once the deed was done.
I still don't get their rationale. Why do they think it's OK to provide a little assistance with a HE, and clean up afterwards? It's still genital contact, and still illegal by the letter of the law. People would tip better (I surely know I would) if they completed the deal on their own.
I like the massage quality, and in fact I find the quality better than FA in Hoover. (Not a fan of the back-walking methodology FA uses.) And in this town without a whole lot of options, a quality undraped massage with an assisted self-serve ending is occasionally worth the price of admission, IMO.
But I'm still just puzzled by the whole setup, and I don't expect things to ever escalate.
Agreed. And those sour apple things they give you are the shit.
[QUOTE=Hobby Eric; 1805908]Those of you not interested in hearing about the "fake AMPs," please move along.
Best experience to date at Panda today. No idea of the girl's name, but she was the slightly younger (maybe mid-30s?) option of the two there today. Totally undraped on the backside, not a hint of the towel. Great back and ass and leg strokes, plenty of taint and inner thigh teasing and brush-by of the boys.
Front side, she barely put the towel over my junk, and didn't say a word when I moved it off altogether. Offered me some oil when I took matters into my own hand, and cupped my balls as I stroked. Cleaned me up afterwards, not a problem at all touching my cock with her bare hands once the deed was done.
I still don't get their rationale. Why do they think it's OK to provide a little assistance with a HE, and clean up afterwards? It's still genital contact, and still illegal by the letter of the law. People would tip better (I surely know I would) if they completed the deal on their own.
I like the massage quality, and in fact I find the quality better than FA in Hoover. (Not a fan of the back-walking methodology FA uses.) And in this town without a whole lot of options, a quality undraped massage with an assisted self-serve ending is occasionally worth the price of admission, IMO.
But I'm still just puzzled by the whole setup, and I don't expect things to ever escalate.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TideLover; 1798438]Has anyone tried Mel's spa? She says safe location in Centerpoint. She claims to be massage student too. Buck 25 for newbies, it better be hell of a massage for that.
[url]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-see-how-it-feels-to-be-rubbed-the-right-way-24/8103108[/url][/QUOTE]I've tried 3 times and stood up each time. I'm done.
[QUOTE=Rtsure;1798388]Guys I will check. She is married and it is hush-hush. Will be happy to share if she will.[/QUOTE]So what did you find out? She open to new customers?
Tug
[QUOTE=TideLover; 1798438]Has anyone tried Mel's spa? She says safe location in Centerpoint. She claims to be massage student too. Buck 25 for newbies, it better be hell of a massage for that.
[url]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-see-how-it-feels-to-be-rubbed-the-right-way-24/8103108[/url][/QUOTE]If those are her pics then that chick used to sell pussy on BP. She was nice and pretty. You're not going to come across a better set of Big Firm Real Tits like hers! Feels great to reminisce.
[QUOTE=Yakuzi;1808638]If those are her pics then that chick used to sell pussy on BP. She was nice and pretty. You're not going to come across a better set of Big Firm Real Tits like hers! Feels great to reminisce.[/QUOTE]That ad is gone now.
Is Bali open again? They're advertising on Backpages.
[QUOTE=ThickFootballe;1812412]Is Bali open again? They're advertising on Backpages.[/QUOTE]I think so. I'll be trying either them or VIP this weekend so I'll let everyone know the results.
I decided to answer my own question. I drove by this afternoon and found Bali totally closed. I guess the advertising is on autopilot.
[QUOTE=ThickFootballe;1812731]I decided to answer my own question. I drove by this afternoon and found Bali totally closed. I guess the advertising is on autopilot.[/QUOTE]Well I guess I won't be trying Bali then. Thanks for the update. Hope VIP is still open.
It seems that there is one person who posts ads for the AMPs in a certain area. I have seen advertisements out there in some sort of foreign language (Korean?) that seem to be offering an add service to massage parlors. Just my two cents.
Smoke
[url]http://bham.craigslist.org/bts/3926669168.html[/url]
Would like some info, if so.
I haven't been to a Bham area AMP since Yoshiko and last Sat night was perhaps the worse experience I've ever had at one. Went to VIP late Saturday night and had what I would describe as an early to mid 30's Asian with a nice body. Slim, bolt-ons, so-so face. The TS was actually pretty good and I thought I would be in for an OK time. Unfortunately that was the highlight of the evening. This was the most "mechanical" experience I've ever had. The massage was typical for an AMP, but the extra's were just downright terrible. I felt as if she was reading a users guide as she went through the motions and wouldn't do anything that wasn't in the manual. Only two positions available. I guess nothing else was in the manual. Set me back $.8. Don't get the opportunity to partake of Bham AMPs very often but man how I miss some of the other places.
[url]http://bham.craigslist.org/bts/3956163795.html[/url]
I highly recommend! Great session! Senior member can pm for details
[QUOTE=TideLover; 1825460][url]http://bham.craigslist.org/bts/3956163795.html[/url]
I highly recommend! Great session! Senior member can pm for details[/QUOTE]Ad was removed on BP. Any more details?
[QUOTE=DeanWinchester;1828883]Ad was removed on BP. Any more details?[/QUOTE]Evidently she don't work there anymore. I hope she resurfaces, she was a jewel when it comes to body rubs
Can't find squat about her. Looks intriguing.
[url]http://birmingham.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/andgtandgt100-realandltandlt-sexy-redhead-dont-miss-out-22/6082492[/url]
[QUOTE=DeanWinchester; 1830536]Can't find squat about her. Looks intriguing.
[url]http://birmingham.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/andgtandgt100-realandltandlt-sexy-redhead-dont-miss-out-22/6082492[/url][/QUOTE]She has been around for years very mixed reviews. Works with another girl named Cassie or Melissa goes by both names she also has mixed reviews.
I cannot find the link but the girl who advertises for morning massages and located in Gardendale I visited today.
Made the mistake of assuming $120 per hour included HE. Never assume.
Short story is don't waste your time or money. No HE, massage was rushed and mechanical. House was filthy.
She was nice but didn't know what she was doing.
[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4; 1833344]I cannot find the link but the girl who advertises for morning massages and located in Gardendale I visited today.
Made the mistake of assuming $120 per hour included HE. Never assume.
Short story is don't waste your time or money. No HE, massage was rushed and mechanical. House was filthy.
She was nice but didn't know what she was doing.[/QUOTE]I contacted her after reading her Craigslist ad under the "Casual Encounters" section. Was planning on making appointment until I read this. Thank you kind sir for reporting back!
She is quite misleading posting there, but no HE.
[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4; 1833344]I cannot find the link but the girl who advertises for morning massages and located in Gardendale I visited today.
Made the mistake of assuming $120 per hour included HE. Never assume.
Short story is don't waste your time or money. No HE, massage was rushed and mechanical. House was filthy.
She was nice but didn't know what she was doing.[/QUOTE]I think it is time we stopped paying ridiculous prices like 120, no he, avg looking girl all this does is push the price we all pay upward 120 should be hr with way above avg girl and good massage and he that is a lot of money for basically no action. I guess what I am trying to say is we all need to negotiate better to help each other out and keep the prices down as much as possible. Just my .03 worth, not trying to be a smart axx.
[QUOTE=Buff9999;1835305]I think it is time we stopped paying ridiculous prices like 120, no he, avg looking girl all this does is push the price we all pay upward 120 should be hr with way above avg girl and good massage and he that is a lot of money for basically no action. I guess what I am trying to say is we all need to negotiate better to help each other out and keep the prices down as much as possible. Just my .03 worth, not trying to be a smart axx.[/QUOTE]I agree. I think we have so few to pick from and something new pops up, someone toftt. You can get decent massages for way less $. Desperation to feed our addiction get the best of us sometimes. I message someone who posted today and they said 120hr. It sounds like same person.
Are you kidding. A protest of AMPs? Women have half the money in the world and all the pudding tang and we are going to protest the price? I'm sure we can really hurt them. Lmao.
L. G.
[QUOTE=TideLover;1836119]I agree. I think we have so few to pick from and something new pops up, someone toftt. You can get decent massages for way less $. Desperation to feed our addiction get the best of us sometimes. I message someone who posted today and they said 120hr. It sounds like same person.[/QUOTE]I should have asked the girl if $120 included HE but some will hang up when you mention such things. They have no idea if I'm leo so puts us in a tough spot.
Had to toftt but that's okay. Someone had to do it. LOL
[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4; 1836308]I should have asked the girl if $120 included HE but some will hang up when you mention such things. They have no idea if I'm leo so puts us in a tough spot.
Had to toftt but that's okay. Someone had to do it. LOL[/QUOTE]We all have been had many times, especially if you done this over a several year period. That is why it is so important for all of us try to help each other with info or strategy that we can share.
Be as f'ing cheap as one can be. That's your strategy. I think some people forget that it's a business transaction. And just like anything else you try to get the best price you can. You already know with the majority of girl's who do "body rubs" that the massage is going to be horrible. So why would you break the bank open to pay for something you can do at home for free? Whether it has dealt with SW's or anything else, I haven't gave two shits about their livelihood or bank account. I'm going to get you to do what I want you to for as cheap as I can. The last two times I've gone to the MP in Homewood, the massages were shitty and when they asked for a tip at the end of it, I told them you don't deserve a tip. You didn't do anything. But, a tip is what they expect because some nimrod has tippped them $40 at some point for the priviledge to watch them jack themselves off.
[QUOTE=Buff9999;1836331]We all have been had many times, especially if you done this over a several year period. That is why it is so important for all of us try to help each other with info or strategy that we can share.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/ive-been-told-i-have-the-best-hands-in-bham-39/4812919[/url]
Pics are accurate, very good massage on backside. Nice, clean, and discrete location in safe area. (She's only been there two weeks)
Unrushed full hour, great HJ and CBJ. All for. 80.
More details for senior members only
[QUOTE=Spider Man;1837310]Be as f'ing cheap as one can be. That's your strategy. I think some people forget that it's a business transaction. And just like anything else you try to get the best price you can. You already know with the majority of girl's who do "body rubs" that the massage is going to be horrible. So why would you break the bank open to pay for something you can do at home for free? Whether it has dealt with SW's or anything else, I haven't gave two shits about their livelihood or bank account. I'm going to get you to do what I want you to for as cheap as I can. The last two times I've gone to the MP in Homewood, the massages were shitty and when they asked for a tip at the end of it, I told them you don't deserve a tip. You didn't do anything. But, a tip is what they expect because some nimrod has tippped them $40 at some point for the priviledge to watch them jack themselves off.[/QUOTE]I agree most of the girls ask ridiculous prices because lot of the guys pay it and don't even try to negotiate. I'm not saying necessarily be as cheap as possible but do try to negotiate especially when you get there and the girl looks nothing like her pics, you can always pay the asking price but why not at least ask if they will take less. I will say of all the girls I've dealt with way over half have took less and many of them a lot less.
[QUOTE=Buff9999;1835305]I think it is time we stopped paying ridiculous prices like 120, no he, avg looking girl all this does is push the price we all pay upward 120 should be hr with way above avg girl and good massage and he that is a lot of money for basically no action. I guess what I am trying to say is we all need to negotiate better to help each other out and keep the prices down as much as possible. Just my .03 worth, not trying to be a smart axx.[/QUOTE]I assumed at that price significant extras were included. Glad I didn't go try it out.
Whats going on on the AMP front? No reports. Have thay all been closed down? Has anyone visited one lately / is v. I. P. Still open?
L. G.
Well I was in the area and really need massage. I was hoping to get lucky with a HJ too. It's always nice to leave totally relaxed. I saw new girl today, doesn't know very much english, so didn't get a name. Running short on time, I elected to1 hr with ts. Massage was great and nice ts, but she wouldn't do HJ.
I told myself I would go back, but for 50 it's usually a great massage. Guess I had wishful thinking of HJ.
[QUOTE=TideLover; 1854728]Well I was in the area and really need massage. I was hoping to get lucky with a HJ too. It's always nice to leave totally relaxed. I saw new girl today, doesn't know very much english, so didn't get a name. Running short on time, I elected to1 hr with ts. Massage was great and nice ts, but she wouldn't do HJ.
I told myself I would go back, but for 50 it's usually a great massage. Guess I had wishful thinking of HJ.[/QUOTE]My guess is it's self serve only. Was she okay with leaving towel off after you flipped over?
[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4;1855172]My guess is it's self serve only. Was she okay with leaving towel off after you flipped over?[/QUOTE]I just did the hour that doesn't get the flip. She did give good a$$ massage and grazing my junk with her fingers. Yes, in the ts, she left cloth off and did a soap massage with her hands, again just grazing the shaft; tease. I guess I could self serve, just not as fun.
I stopped by for a 45 minute session. The location was an apt in Hoover near the galleria. Three girls working and a guy there playing video games on tv. All three girls were overweight 2 were 20-25 yrs old the other one was around 40. Quoted me 45 for massage .25 for shower scrub .25 for topless .25 for happy ending. I wasn't too impressed with the operation so I just passed. The apt was messy and unorganized. My guess is the massage would have not so good, girls looked like they wouldn't know nothing about giving a massage. If you are attracted to overweight girls 45 is not a bad price for 45 minutes however when you add all the extras price becomes way to high.
[QUOTE=Buff9999;1856046]I stopped by for a 45 minute session. The location was an apt in Hoover near the galleria. Three girls working and a guy there playing video games on tv. All three girls were overweight 2 were 20-25 yrs old the other one was around 40. Quoted me 45 for massage .25 for shower scrub .25 for topless .25 for happy ending. I wasn't too impressed with the operation so I just passed. The apt was messy and unorganized. My guess is the massage would have not so good, girls looked like they wouldn't know nothing about giving a massage. If you are attracted to overweight girls 45 is not a bad price for 45 minutes however when you add all the extras price becomes way to high.[/QUOTE]They fired the best one they had. They must have got busted recently, I use to see their post everyday and haven't seen it in past few days
[QUOTE=TideLover;1857254]They fired the best one they had. They must have got busted recently, I use to see their post everyday and haven't seen it in past few days[/QUOTE]Don't think they were busted just 2 days ago I was there and was quoted price for he, shower scrub, and topless massage.
With the way they went about their business, it's no wonder they might have gotten busted. They weren't shy about what was going to take place if you came by.
[QUOTE=TideLover;1857254]They fired the best one they had. They must have got busted recently, I use to see their post everyday and haven't seen it in past few days[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Spider Man;1857536]With the way they went about their business, it's no wonder they might have gotten busted. They weren't shy about what was going to take place if you came by.[/QUOTE]Obviously, they weren't too bright. Putting in print what illegal acts you'll do for money won't keep you under the radar in Hoover.