I knew my ears were burning
[QUOTE=Chill Pill]Items discussed at the Friday board meeting @ BBF
6 Does. ILAPP really genuinely fall in love w all strippers
7 Does FF infatuation w freckles signify a deeper underlying issue
If I missed anything feel free to add
Respectfully submitted by the self proclaimed secretary of TOFBPC[/QUOTE]
Ok, you all have a meeting without me and then start speculating about me and what you think is an infatuation with underlying issues! Chill you owe me a beer for bringing up this subject. I know it was you! Yes there are underlying issues and I will explain.
In college, I met a hairdresser who took me to bed and for the ride of my life. She taught me things I did not know even existed. She was a blond. Each time we were finished I saw spots before my eyes. Spots on her chest, shoulders, back, ass, legs, p***Y, all but her face. She told me the spots I was seeing were angle kisses from aphrodite. From that day on, I have always been looking for those angle kisses. I search for the same type of experience to be f****d to the point of seeing spots. I have never been able to achieve that same level of total sexual release.
Ok so now you know the underlying story. The truth. Are you all happy now!
Besides I didn't see anything written about you Chill and the way you always fall in love. Well at least financially. Must be nice to be the self proclaimed secretary of TOFBPC. That way you don't have to report on yourself.
Ilapp only falls in momentary lust. He has met his true love and yet he still has not bed the beauty. Now if her taking her on a vacation was like a trip to Paris then he wouldn't have left the bedroom yet. Maybe he doesn't want to be dissapointed.
FF
PS. Oh forgot to tell you. She always blindfolded me before we got undressed and only took it off at the end of sex. A friend later told me she was covered in freckles. Hey do you think those were the spots I was seeing?
Strippers Anonymous- A Twelve-Step Program
[QUOTE=Chill Pill]Lol, actually it was never discussed, it was something I made up to tickle your fancy as the self proclaimed Secretary of the TOFBPC. You know I couldn't post anything about a board meeting w/ out thinking of you my friend. Didn't want you to feel left out and Yes, I will gladly buy you that beer. Hope you can make it to the Hip Hugger next week! As for me not saying anything about my own underlying issues w/ strippers, I cannot leave myself out as I am NOT blameless. Read item #4....
4 My ongoing fascination w my new ATF
You know I have issues w/ a girl next door type of stripper, stealmyhearttakemeawayandfurckmeandthenbreakmyheart issues. Hopefully by admitting my weakness, I'll be one step closer to a cure! NOT![/QUOTE]
My name is Bob, and I have a problem. I am a stripperholic, but with a program and the help and strength of others like you with the same problem, we can get better. But make no mistake, there is no cure.
Confessions of a stripperholic @ Dancers
Having trouble w/ the 2nd step of the stripper rehab program, I ventured out to Dancers on a solo mission to meet another potential new friend recommended to me by a friend. Got there @ 10:30 and ordered an ice cold mug of Amber Bock. This young lady was texting me from the dressing room while I was warding off the encircling plethora of lovely ladies vying for my money and attention. Lots of really cute young girls, some I recognized from BBF. Yes Ilapp, the cute Thai girl WAS for real. Anyhow, but what do my wandering eyes do appear but a beautiful blend of Puerto Rican and Caucasian w/ dreamy eyes plops her lovely arse onto my lap and I knew I was having a serious relapse. We chatted a bit and I partook of the lap dance area. True to form, we both wanted more but their strict no touch policy prevented me from caressing those succulent young breasts. However she did find that riding the "shooter" was excellent in her opinion. Take in in the VIP was offered but after consideration I said no due to the fact that my raincoat was left at home due to the hot weather. Takeout was discussed and then agreed upon but however after arriving home and briefly passing out I had to pass due to a rough day of traveling and the heat. We shall meet again, and soon...........
[QUOTE=Ilapp]Thought about this and really it is only a 2-step program requirement. First admit that you are a stripperholic, that you have a problem you can not conquer and that you need help and then #2 is the really important one to get right, and that is stay the hell out of strip clubs and as far away from strippers as you can, if not you are lost. Simple really[/QUOTE]
This thread just keeps getting better!
[QUOTE=Justguessing] Hmm I'm not sure anybody here realized that. [/QUOTE]
Wow, thanks for the clue!
After years experience picking up SWs - and similar intrigues - evidence here now lures me toward dabbling into stripahologic studies.
Strip clubs are a realm I've never really plumbed.
I need to find out if strippers will care for me more [personality wise, that is] than the average girl walking down the street!
And when is it time to enter the 2-step progam?
[QUOTE=Ilapp]Thought about this and really it is only a 2-step program requirement. First admit that you are a stripperholic, that you have a problem you can not conquer and that you need help and then #2 is the really important one to get right, and that is stay the hell out of strip clubs and as far away from strippers as you can, if not you are lost. Simple really[/QUOTE]
The first sign of stripperholic syndrome is: Answering your own posts about strippers.
I think it's time for a beer without naked breasts my friend.
FF
PS. The final sign of the syndrome is: Having sex with a married stripper at her place with your running shoes left on! Unless of course she has freckles.
I knew something was amiss
[QUOTE=Justaguyforu]Long time reader, first time poster and lover of strippers too. But. You dudes know that these girls are only after what they can get from you, right?[/QUOTE]
Light bulb on! A personal meeting with Jesus! Realization that one day I may die! I must pay taxes! Life is not always fair! This previously unknown fact about strippers has changed my life. I will, from this point forward, No Longer:
Take money with me to a strip club.
Fall in love with the first stripper who gets my D**K hard.
Believe everything she tells me to be the gospel according to strippers.
Look for love in the VIP or Lap Dance area.
Shell out $$ for her car, food, phone, dead pets, unemployed BF, recreational activities or any other non-worthy items.
Listen to the daily drama.
However if she promises me that she really likes me and wants to meet outside the club and gives me her digits, well the above quote makes no sense to me!
FF
PS. Especially if she will let me lick her freckles!
Give the guy a break..he's the smart one in the bunch.
[QUOTE=Justaguyforu]Long time reader, first time poster and lover of strippers too. But. You dudes know that these girls are only after what they can get from you, right?[/QUOTE]
After I LMAO I remembered the words of Art Linkletter, "kids says the darndest things" and thought to myself this guy's naive quasi remark/question is so dead on that I wish I would have had someone hit me over the head MANY years ago with the same remark before I spent (flushed down the toilet is a better description) $$$,$$$.$$ in this adult addiction (gentlemen's version of crack).
Let me clarify, I am not putting down "pay for play", because I firmly believe guys ALWAYS pay for it all day, everyday in some shape, way or form. I "hobby" to have my carefree fun, without guilt, obligation and/or drama. Once we feel (i.e. kid ourselves) there is some real connection we lose sensibility and rationality and all of a sudden the "pay for play" stripper, provider, sw, GFE, etc. etc. has brought you/us into an environment filled with new untold drama. I am sure there are those out there that would disagee and claim "success" (that means you have a money pit that is exclusive), but how often is that...even a broken clock seems working twice a day.
Oh well enough ranting, I have to get back to my utr girl that is 25 youngers then me, 100 lbs lighter then me and looks better in a sun dress then any of you guys ever could. The fact I have to help her pay a $200+ bill before the end of the day is inconsequential...she really likes me "for me, not my money" ...yeah right...LMAO !! Have a great weekend everyone.