Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=CookieGuy;5925551]Eva is a sweet lady with big fake boobs. Her spa is first rate. Clean, professionally appointed, and quiet. She gives a good rub and when it it time to "flip" she will take off her top, exposing those big boobs (too hard for me) and start nibbling her way up and down your body. She will flick your dick with her tongue but will not allow a real BJ or close to it. She hints that it will get more intimate "the next time", but that never happens. Each visit is the same. Good massage, sensuous HJ finish and nothing else.[/QUOTE]I live in Portland but travel to Seattle 3 or 4 times a year. I'm looking for a good massage and am OK with a standard ending. I read the reports about Eva and she sounded great, so I made an appointment and stopped in as she was opening. CookieGuy's description of what to expect is right on. She cares about her customers and is somewhat picky about who she will see. If you mistreat her for any reason, don't expect to go back. Something she did that was different from what I had ever experienced before was that she did part of the massage with a hot wet towel. I was expecting the usual quick wipe down but instead she kept the towel hot and would move it around on my body and apply pressure. It was interesting to try but I think prefer a skilled hard massage better, which is how she started out the session. The finish was excellent. 1. 2 for the entire session.

Another Seattle provider I heard about is Annie at Moon on Jackson. I also tried her out while I was there. She had her mask off when I first went in and I think she was attractive but my eyes were adjusting. After that she had a mask on the entire time. She does have beautiful eyes though. Annie also seems to care about her customers and was happy to concentrate the massage on certain areas where I was having some problems. She can do a hard massage and mixes in some interesting stretching. Annie's English is not as good as Eva so it was more difficult to have a conversation. Here finish was not as good as Eva and I had to coach her a bit on technique, but it was still above average. On my way out I saw another girl that looked a bit younger and very cute, but I would still choose Annie for the massage. Total was 1. 2 here too.

She is indeed a very sweet lady. Love the conversation we had. Boobs were very big and fake but ok with me. Flip was amazing.

[QUOTE=MrEnding;5940695]She is indeed a very sweet lady. Love the conversation we had. Boobs were very big and fake but ok with me. Flip was amazing.[/QUOTE]Just an FYI, when I tried to meet up she was apt only. I will try again based on the good reviews but don't expect to just walk in.

Does anybody know anything about her? Haven't seen any posts about Lotus mention her. She was younger, said 26, with a cute face. Maybe 5'2", B or small C cups breasts.

[QUOTE=PacMang;5941091]Does anybody know anything about her? Haven't seen any posts about Lotus mention her. She was younger, said 26, with a cute face. Maybe 5'2", B or small C cups breasts.[/QUOTE]Went A few days ago. Cute 20's spinner answered. I asked for Tina based on a report from AF.

Led to room and same girl came back. Now I wonder if it was Tina or Aria?

Anyway girl I dreamed of was mid to late 20's cute natural C's with just the right amount of sag.

Trimmed Bush and totally safety once in room Even wore mask the whole time.

Massage was mediocre. Set me back 2 Benjis total won't repeat.

Must admit I'm eagerly waiting for Bella to be back.

Will take the plunge based on AussieF recommendation.

I went in to Lotus this morning and was greeted by Tina. Legitimately one of the prettiest girls I've been with at one of these massage parlors, she started me off with an oil massage when about 10 minutes in, the other girl there called her over to talk to their customer and apparently the other guy made an appointment. Tina came back and had some trouble finding the right words in English so I grabbed my phone and brought up the translator app. After I knew that she had an appointment, I agreed to wait in my room while she took care of the other guy and I could see the worry melt away. We shared a quick hug and she went on her way.

Took a small nap while I waited, eventually the appointment was done and we restarted the massage from the beginning. After that we were comfortable enough with each other that she started to chat with me while doing the massage, but unfortunately another customer came in and she cut herself off mid-sentence. After a long oil massage but pre-flip, she undressed and I probed around a bit to see what I was working with. Tina's got a really nice large pair, they fit well in my hands. A bit droopy but not unappealingly so. She might be fine with DATY, but when she realized I was interested in it she had already lubed up and told me "next time. " No kissing on the lips allowed, she just tilts her head away and smiles. I was already hard, so she skipped any HJ or BJ and slipped the condom on. Before climbing on top for CG, she asked if I wanted any gel; I declined and said I'm fine if she doesn't feel that she needs it. We did CG, mish, and doggy before busting and damn those tits were beautiful hanging down during CG.

After everything was done, there was your standard cleanup and while she was grabbing some water for me the other girl looked into the room and saw that I was dressed and asked me something I couldn't make out. In hindsight she was probably wondering if I was waiting on anybody. If I had the money for it, I might have been able to get another session right then and there. She was a pretty chubby girl but still fairly young, looked like she would have been fun to cuddle and take it slow with. Shortly after getting my water, Tina escorted me out and I was on my way.

Total damage $$, had a great time. I'll definitely come back to this one.

I had some time to kill so decided to drop in all the known FS shoppes in FedWay. Here they are from north (ish) to south (ish):

Goddess: Camilla and Sasa working. Both milfy, but not yet aunties.

Lavender: Amy. Cute 30-something with a jean skirt. She wore her mask during our brief chat. Wasn't getting a FS vibe. But would definitely bang her.

Haiyun (across from Lavender): Same old crew. With the exception of Maria. She's TINY and looks younger than she actually is. A little bit of mom-damage in the midriff. I ended up coming back to see her and had an OK time. She did seem to love getting hard-core pounded. Surprisingly believable LOUD vocal reactions.

TY: Tina. Maybe 40. Cute with nice perky Bs.

Jasmin: Chubby blonde mammasan type. She said they will have 2 new girls on the 31st.

Alice: I don't even know why I keep dropping by to check here. Same short angry auntie who is pissed at this point that I keep looking for better here.

New 'Thai Massage" place. Not on RM. Located in "The Quad" shopping venter corner of 1st Ave and S 328th St. Older woman named Cici in there. I passed.

Ocean 3: Lights were off and nobody answered the door at around 11 a. I called the number and someone answered and told me to come back in an hour. Maybe a shift change?

PengPai: Joy and Linda. Linda is a bit matronly, and Joy is cute and fun but I can never convince her to take her top all the way off. She just hikes it down to expose her tits and cover her tummy. And there's nothing wrong with her tummy.

All this info is going to be out of date by tomorrow, of course. Most of these shoppes change staff on the 1st of the month.

Can anyone with a Rub Map account say what the review and comments are about Emma?

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-pinee-tacoma-wa-153546[/URL]#rubmaps.

[QUOTE=Menyake;5945366]Can anyone with a Rub Map account say what the review and comments are about Emma?

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-pinee-tacoma-wa-153546[/URL]#rubmaps.[/QUOTE]This is a comment under the review.

Visit here a coup weeks ago and got excellent service, the only problem was they they were busy as hell and revolving doors, 3 girls, one girl and I think it was Emma would give you a good massage and next thing you know another girl is taking over while Emma would go to next room and give another massage the new girl would satisfy you. I don't remember her name but she was petite, young and very attractive, we negotiated a BBBJ and CFS for 160 and she was freaking worth it I got hard with her and she got hard right back at me. The only problem is though you are parked right in front of and the main street as nd your car can be recognized.

[QUOTE=Menyake;5945366]Can anyone with a Rub Map account say what the review and comments are about Emma?

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-pinee-tacoma-wa-153546[/URL]#rubmaps.[/QUOTE]" Walked in and was meet at the door by Emma. She is cute and young and seemed very nice as she took me to the room. Her massage was very good, just to my liking. I like it soft and she was very good at it with the occasional tease. The flip was good and I got my full hour. I don't like to be rushed out the door and here that didn't happen. But they are new and not very busy. I will return for another visit. ".

Comment on the above review: " I visit here a coup weeks ago and got excellent service, the only problem was they they were busy as hell and revolving doors, 3 girls, one girl and I think it was Emma would give you a good massage and next thing you know another girl is taking over while Emma would go to next room and give another massage the new girl would satisfy you. I don't remember her name but she was petite, young and very attractive, we negotiated a BBBJ and CFS for 160 and she was freaking worth it I got hard with her and she got hard right back at me. The only problem is though you are parked right in front of and the main street as nd your car can be recognized. ".

I've been counting down the days until Bella came back to Lotus in FedWay. Saw her yesterday and she is better than ever. I like that this location isn't on PacHwy. Bella has one of the hottest little hard-bodies with curves I've ever seen on an AMP girl and she knows how to use it. She also delivers a great massage.

Tina says she is s still there for a day or two until she heads to Texas. She's who I'd see for a GFE vibe. Bella is who I'd see for a PSE vibe. FS is covered with both ladies. Bella is open to BBBJ if your grooming is on point and she likes you.

Was very horny and back was sore today and since I was down south, I decided to go see Bella after seeing that she does give a good massage.

She's in her mid to high 30's. Had big perky and firm manmade. If you like firm, and perky manmade jugs and don't mind the MILF age, she's a good choice. Paid for an hour because I actually wanted a massage. She started and within 10 minutes, multiple guys came in. She complained about being too busy. She had to leave the room multiple times. Mer massage was pretty decent. Doesn't do all the bells and whistles but I really wanted a massage so I got a decent on on the back. Then after 10 minutes she asked if I can change to a 30 minute session because the other guy drove 3 hours. I said bullshit you're lying and I know it but it's ok, I'll switch to 30 minutes for you. I flipped and she asked what I wanted. I said full service, gave her roses and she left. Came back with hat and we went. Great BBBJ. Some LFK. She wasn't into the kissing much. Went to daty for a bit and cowgirl. Then back to mish and 10 minutes later she said I'm too long. I know time is up so I let her HJ instead. Wasn't impressed seeing that tats and fats bouncing on her lower belly. 5 more minutes and I still didn't blow so she said sorry time up. I had to finish myself alone.

Yeah some of you may say I have full hour and should be all mine. Yeah. But I lost interest somehow and wanted to be nice.

Won't repeat though. If I didn't need the massage, I wouldn't have stayed.

Anyone have a place that gives a good massage with a HE? Thank you. Puyallup tacoma or FW.

[QUOTE=AuroraGuy69;5952893]Anyone have a place that gives a good massage with a HE? Thank you. Puyallup tacoma or FW.[/QUOTE]I do not have any personal experience with this place, but the reviews I've read seem to give the two older ladies running this AMP high marks for a good massage and the extra 'attention' you're looking for.

Hope that helps.

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Mostly interested in finding out what a milk table is. Anybody got info?

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Mostly interested in finding out what a milk table is. Anybody got info?[/QUOTE]It's a massage table with a strategically placed hole in it. The MT will go underneath the table and milk your dick like a cow's udder. The sight sensory deprivation is exactly like a glory hole.

Anyone know if Lisa is still at Nima in FW?

[QUOTE=Trisor;5957320]Anyone know if Lisa is still at Nima in FW?[/QUOTE]She is not. As of two days ago, there are three ladies there. Two aunties (who still looked ok) and one young tall new hottie.

Decided to scope out a few known FS shoppes in FedWay to see who arrived at the beginning of the month:

- TY Spa has expanded into the space next door. It's now two providers. Chubby auntie Mia is there as well as thinner cute auntie Wendy.

- Three new ladies at Nim. A Two aunties that looked good and a younger taller (and darker skin) girl. When I asked if Kiki was still working there, all three laughed and said they were all the "new Kiki. " They also tried to convince me to let all three of them service me at once. I considered it.

Jasmine Spa: Curvy auntie Coco. BIG tits.

Ocean 3: Sophia and another auntie with kind of a horse face.

Goddess: Still Sasa and Camilla.

Lotus: Bella is here for the month. Tina has been replaced by a shorter chubby girl (who still looks kinda fun).

I didn't check the following but would love any intel you guys have (PM is fine if you prefer):

Asia Massage. I've seen Bella for a great massage, but only HJ finish. Has anyone gotten FS here?

Golden Foot. I stopped checking in here since Sarah told me they don't actually wash the cloth washcloths (ew).

Orchid. I have only checked in here a couple times and have no intel. Anyone know anything?

Ivy Massage. I haven't checked here in a while since it was always grannies. Any updated intel from anyone?

Four Seasons. Never had a session here. I've only ever seen the mamasan. Are the girls any good? Seems like a perfect FS setup. But I can't find any FS reports here.

QQ. I've only had HJ here. Ladies are hot but no FS reports. Any updates?

Blue Bay seems closed. Pity. Had a few cuties here.

Any other intel about FedWay is appreciated. Since Kent went offline, it's been my primary AMP spot.

Orchid is non FS. Fun as hell though Judy is hot big titties stuffs them in your face. If she likes you finger are invited. My favorite spot.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;5957456]Decided to scope out a few known FS shoppes in FedWay to see who arrived at the beginning of the month:

- TY Spa has expanded into the space next door. It's now two providers. Chubby auntie Mia is there as well as thinner cute auntie Wendy.

- Three new ladies at Nim. A Two aunties that looked good and a younger taller (and darker skin) girl. When I asked if Kiki was still working there, all three laughed and said they were all the "new Kiki. " They also tried to convince me to let all three of them service me at once. I considered it.

Jasmine Spa: Curvy auntie Coco. BIG tits.

Ocean 3: Sophia and another auntie with kind of a horse face.

Goddess: Still Sasa and Camilla.

Lotus: Bella is here for the month. Tina has been replaced by a shorter chubby girl (who still looks kinda fun).

I didn't check the following but would love any intel you guys have (PM is fine if you prefer):

Asia Massage. I've seen Bella for a great massage, but only HJ finish. Has anyone gotten FS here?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AussieFury;5957456]Decided to scope out a few known FS shoppes in FedWay to see who arrived at the beginning of the month:

- TY Spa has expanded into the space next door. It's now two providers. Chubby auntie Mia is there as well as thinner cute auntie Wendy.

- Three new ladies at Nim. A Two aunties that looked good and a younger taller (and darker skin) girl. When I asked if Kiki was still working there, all three laughed and said they were all the "new Kiki. " They also tried to convince me to let all three of them service me at once. I considered it.

Jasmine Spa: Curvy auntie Coco. BIG tits.

Ocean 3: Sophia and another auntie with kind of a horse face.

Goddess: Still Sasa and Camilla.

Lotus: Bella is here for the month. Tina has been replaced by a shorter chubby girl (who still looks kinda fun).

I didn't check the following but would love any intel you guys have (PM is fine if you prefer):

Asia Massage. I've seen Bella for a great massage, but only HJ finish. Has anyone gotten FS here?

Golden Foot. I stopped checking in here since Sarah told me they don't actually wash the cloth washcloths (ew).

Orchid. I have only checked in here a couple times and have no intel. Anyone know anything?

Ivy Massage. I haven't checked here in a while since it was always grannies. Any updated intel from anyone?[/QUOTE]First, not sure if I would want to do a PM with you, given you just "spilled" the beans on this board with a PM you got from another monger. I thought PMs are supposed to be private.

Secondly, a few weeks back I visited Hong Kong Spa near South 356th Street: [URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-hong-kong-massage-federal-way-wa-46926[/URL]#rubmaps.

Don't remember the woman's name, but she was younger and pleasant. Got the full hour, with an HJ about half way through the hour. I was not pushing for anything further, so hard to say if any other services are available. But at least she was younger (not a grannie or MLIF), and was pleasant.

Third, when I visit an AMP (unless someone gives me prior intel), I am not expecting much beyond an HJ / HE.

[QUOTE=WalterWhite99;5957945]First, not sure if I would want to do a PM with you, given you just "spilled" the beans on this board with a PM you got from another monger. I thought PMs are supposed to be private.[/QUOTE]So because you're concerned that I might repost the info publicy, you're posting the info… publicly. Gotit.

The unwelcome and trolling PM I posted was from a known troll who was spouting nonsense. It contained zero actual private info. I'd do it again in a heartbeat. I believe you are being falsely obtuse for the sake of arguing. It's not a good look. Are you Honestone?

[QUOTE]Secondly, a few weeks back I visited Hong Kong Spa near South 356th Street: [URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-hong-kong-massage-federal-way-wa-46926[/URL]#rubmaps.

Don't remember the woman's name, but she was younger and pleasant. Got the full hour, with an HJ about half way through the hour. I was not pushing for anything further, so hard to say if any other services are available. But at least she was younger (not a grannie or MLIF), and was pleasant.[/QUOTE]Thanks. That's almost helpful.

[QUOTE]Third, when I visit an AMP (unless someone gives me prior intel), I am not expecting much beyond an HJ / HE.[/QUOTE]Cool. I'm happy for you. Having realistic expectations is the true key to happiness.

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[QUOTE=AussieFury;5959178]So because you're concerned that I might repost the info publicy, you're posting the info publicly. Gotit. [/QUOTE]No, you do not get it. 1 + 1 = 2. I believe that is still true. I was not posting anything personal between you and I (nor any other hobbyist). I was just making a post (beyond the comment about you posting that PM) about Hong Kong Spa, and also about AMPs in general.

I think my post is one of the things this site is about: exchange information. That is what I did. Nothing personal about it at all.

[QUOTE=WalterWhite99;5959501]1 + 1 = 2. I believe that is still true.[/QUOTE]I should hope so. I also believe in basic mathematics.

[QUOTE]I think my post is one of the things this site is about: exchange information. That is what I did. Nothing personal about it at all.[/QUOTE]You didn't remember her name, provided no donation info, describe her age as only "younger" (than what?), can't provide any insight regarding anything other than a basic HJ which we all know that shop provides (FYI that shoppe is also FS).

You share more info about yourself than you did the location / provider. That's why I believe your post was more a reaction to me than it was a desire to share intel. I don't know why you're so hung up of me. I should be flattered yet somehow I'm not.

I still strongly suspect that you are yet another Honestone alt. He has a hardon for me.

Back on topic, new arrival Cici at Lotus in FedWay looks fun. 30s, curvy, gorgeous hair, pretty face, darker Asian skin. Almost looks Thai. And Bella is there as a solid plan B.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;5961020]I should hope so. I also believe in basic mathematics.[/QUOTE]Glad you realize that. I assume you catch the meaning of it in regards to you exposing a PM here.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;5961020]You didn't remember her name, provided no donation info, describe her age as only "younger" (than what?), can't provide any insight regarding anything other than a basic HJ which we all know that shop provides (FYI that shoppe is also FS).

You share more info about yourself than you did the location / provider. That's why I believe your post was more a reaction to me than it was a desire to share intel. I don't know why you're so hung up of me. I should be flattered yet somehow I'm not.[/QUOTE]First, the total donation (as usual) was $100 ($60 1 hour house fee and $40 tip). Secondly, I did provide the location! Do you have difficulty reading? Third, as for her age, you are one of the mongers who continually tell us about grannies, older gals, etc. But to expand on my comment about her, she is in her 30's. Fourth, good info about that place being FS. Is that from personal experience?

BTW, I am not flattered by you either.

Made a trip that wasn't worth it.

Pro: She looked good IMO. Mid to late 40's. Nice natural C's. Very tight kitty.

Cons: paid 60 for the hour. 10 min in was the flip and haggle. I wanted FS but she would not budge off 200. Went with a CBJ for 100. She disrobed and FIV for sizing. Very tight but not worth the asking price. CBJ was decent but after 15 min she switched to a jack hammer until pop. 30 min on the clock, she said done. Left to get a hot towel and cleaned things up. Left the room.

All in all, it is just a fuck shop. If you go, only pay for 30 and expect a high price for the kitty. I won't go back. At that price, I might just go back to the AAMP's.

[QUOTE=TomaIn;5961707]Made a trip that wasn't worth it.

Pro: She looked good IMO. Mid to late 40's. Nice natural C's. Very tight kitty.

Cons: paid 60 for the hour. 10 min in was the flip and haggle. I wanted FS but she would not budge off 200. Went with a CBJ for 100. She disrobed and FIV for sizing. Very tight but not worth the asking price. CBJ was decent but after 15 min she switched to a jack hammer until pop. 30 min on the clock, she said done. Left to get a hot towel and cleaned things up. Left the room.

All in all, it is just a fuck shop. If you go, only pay for 30 and expect a high price for the kitty. I won't go back. At that price, I might just go back to the AAMP's.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear that. I actually visited that place about a month ago, and it was not satisfactory. I also tried to negotiate for FS (BBFS, DATY, DATO, and BBBJ), but 1) she said no to BBFS, and 2) with CFS, she wanted $200 (above the $60 entry fee). Finally settled on $150 for BBBJ, DATY, and DATO, but it was subpar, to say the least. Will not return.

[QUOTE=WalterWhite99;5961222]Glad you realize that. I assume you catch the meaning of it in regards to you exposing a PM here.

BTW, I am not flattered by you either.[/QUOTE]I knew it. You *are* Honestone. You just can't stay away, can you?

Please pay Ling her money.

[QUOTE=TomaIn;5961707]Made a trip that wasn't worth it.

Pro: She looked good IMO. Mid to late 40's. Nice natural C's. Very tight kitty.

Cons: paid 60 for the hour. 10 min in was the flip and haggle. I wanted FS but she would not budge off 200. Went with a CBJ for 100. She disrobed and FIV for sizing. Very tight but not worth the asking price. CBJ was decent but after 15 min she switched to a jack hammer until pop. 30 min on the clock, she said done. Left to get a hot towel and cleaned things up. Left the room.

All in all, it is just a fuck shop. If you go, only pay for 30 and expect a high price for the kitty. I won't go back. At that price, I might just go back to the AAMP's.[/QUOTE]Just walk out next time and see how fast she agrees to normal pricing. If she let's you walk at least you can go get better service somewhere else. Plenty of shops in FW.

[QUOTE=Padrote425;5959327][URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2382434-The-Sophia-Experience-%26%23128149%3B-Top-Tier-Nuru-Provider%26%23128149%3B-Hosting-in-Tacoma%26%23128149%3B-Outcall-Available%26%23128149%3B[/URL][/QUOTE]It is available. I have not sampled. Probably covered only if I had to guess (I've seen her twice for rub and tugs).

[QUOTE=TomaIn;5961707]Made a trip that wasn't worth it.

Pro: She looked good IMO. Mid to late 40's. Nice natural C's. Very tight kitty.

Cons: paid 60 for the hour. 10 min in was the flip and haggle. I wanted FS but she would not budge off 200. Went with a CBJ for 100. She disrobed and FIV for sizing. Very tight but not worth the asking price. CBJ was decent but after 15 min she switched to a jack hammer until pop. 30 min on the clock, she said done. Left to get a hot towel and cleaned things up. Left the room.

All in all, it is just a fuck shop. If you go, only pay for 30 and expect a high price for the kitty. I won't go back. At that price, I might just go back to the AAMP's.[/QUOTE]Two thumbs down. Went there a couple weeks ago Paid for 1 Hr and about 10 minutes into my hour appointment.

Heard the ring at door. Goes to answer and comes back changes my Hr session to 30 min with promise to a 1 Hr for 30 next time.

I said no way either give me my money back or refund 50% and I'll stay 30 minutes.

Any way agrees to 50% refund and all together got a 20 minute massage.

At most obviously I declined her request for a tip.

At this point I'm out $30 drove down to Lotus and had a fantastic time for 2 bills.

Should have posted this sonner and saved my fellow mongers some Coin.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;5962646]I knew it. You *are* Honestone. You just can't stay away, can you?

Please pay Ling her money.[/QUOTE]No, not Honetone (or whoever that is). It is definitely clear you do not realize that 1 + 1 = 2. Maybe you need to go back to school.

[QUOTE=ScotchYoke;5962859]It is available. I have not sampled. Probably covered only if I had to guess (I've seen her twice for rub and tugs).[/QUOTE]Definitely a big girl, and her rates are somewhat high.

[QUOTE=WalterWhite99;5962891]No, not Honetone (or whoever that is). It is definitely clear you do not realize that 1 + 1 = 2. Maybe you need to go back to school.[/QUOTE]One of the constant hallmarks of your alts, Honestone, is that you always position yourself as a veteran hobbyist who has been in the Seattle hobby scene for years. Yet somehow your alts have never heard of Honestone. It's a dead giveaway, dude.

Another hallmark is not being able to resist replying to me calling you out. Honestone simply lacks the discipline to ignore this message. It's the same lack of impulse control that resulted in you taking a dump on a provider's floor because she wouldn't perform DATO.

Your post history reads like a Honestone bingo card:

- Obsessed with DATO? CHECK!

- Focuses on Asian providers: CHECK!

- Complains about rates / value: CHECK!

- Self-aggrandizement as an "expert:" CHECK!

- Insults other hobbyists: CHECK!

- Finds engagement with me irresistible and has to have the final word: CHECK!

- Owes Ling money: CHECK! WE HAVE A BINGO! 😂.

Historically, when enough of us have realized who you are, you increase the intensity of your Honestone-ness. Maybe let's try a different route this time. Let's just focus on hobby intel. Resist the urge to pull down your pants and take an emotional dump on this website.

But seriously. It's finally time after all these years to pay Ling her money.

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Aussie vs. Walter! Why'all need to get together in person and hash this out. I've got the popcorn ready and can't wait to watch this monger fight of the century!

Driving south on Pac Ave today, I pulled into a strip mall lot at 88th to put a Pokemon in a gym. Yeah, I play Pokemon Go. Anyway, I noticed the blue Subaru that I always saw parked next to M&M, and a neon sign for massage. I always wondered who drove that car, so I went in, met Katie and got a half hour quickie for. 40, with HE. Same owners as M&M, so I'm sure it'll be the same full menu. She said there was one other girl there today, Lisa I think, but I never saw her, and she said there will be four girls total sometime soon. Place has only been up and running for 3 days. I think she said there will be a shower table too, but I may have misunderstood. I can't really remember ever seeing Katie in any M&M reviews (I may have just missed it) so I wonder if she changed her name with the move. Pretty fair English, 30's maybe, not fat, but not skinny either. Natural good sized boobs. Gave a decent massage with no rush, since they weren't busy.

[QUOTE=FullMetalHelme;5964769]Aussie vs. Walter! Why'all need to get together in person and hash this out. I've got the popcorn ready and can't wait to watch this monger fight of the century![/QUOTE]Nah. It's no fight. It's a fucked up game of hide and seek. Once I uncover one of his alts to the point that I am 100% convinced it's him (I am 100% certain), the jig is up and thrill is gone. From this point forward, his posts will devolve until it's non-stop Homey-stone classic mega-tantrum and this alt gets banned. Easier at this point for me to sit back, also enjoy some popcorn, and watch him crash his propeller plane into the volcano. XD.

On-topic intel: Lulu (usually at Ocean 3 in FedWay) just started at Q Spa (with the green walls) in Tacoma. She is a young auntie type with a banging all natural spinner bod and a friendly attitude.

[QUOTE=FullMetalHelme;5964769]Aussie vs. Walter! Why'all need to get together in person and hash this out. I've got the popcorn ready and can't wait to watch this monger fight of the century![/QUOTE]Thanks for the invitation, but it's pointless. He 1) does not know that 1 + 1 = 2, 2) cannot read, 3) publicly reveals the contents of a PM without even trying to deal with it with a PM to the sender, and 4) provides a pristine example of Stupid is as stupid does. All of that adds up to someone with no class. I do not engage with such individuals.

In any event, thanks again. Back on topic, I've been meaning to try this place: [URL]http://bodyrubsmassage.com/index/ad/8336/[/URL].

Seems to be relatively new. Only issue for me is that it is somewhat kind of far from me.