Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Reign Man; 1165403]First let me just say that I'm happy to have had the experience, but was really not all that impressed and probably won't be going back anytime soon. Overall I'd give it a personal 4/10. (I went on Friday night.)

The first thing that I did was hit up the Subway, don't know if I was just hungry but damn was that one delicious sub sandwich. Unfortunately, the first club that I went to wasn't quite as tasty.

Don't recall the name but I there was a big diamond over the entrance. The guy warned me that it was a "tip bar" or something to that affect. Apparently, the clubs work a little different in BMore than I was accustomed to. That's fine, I just had to get used to it. However, didn't really see any thing I was interested in so I decided to skedaddle. Wasn't long before I ran into Flamingo.

For some reason I kinda liked this club. Well enough to do a fair amount of drinking there and chatting up some women. The only thing I didn't like, (and it was like this for all the clubs) is that they explicitly ask for a tip for ANYTHING. One girl,"Hey cutie, why do you look so sad?" Me," I'm actually about to head out" Her,"Well, can I get a tip for trying?". Uhhhhhhh. After that I hit a few other similar before stumbling into Circus.

This place was ironic because while I didn't like this place at all, I found my fav dancer of the night there. She was a petite black girl by the name of Krystal. She claimed she didn't usually work there, but I'm a tourist to Bmore so she may of just full of sh. (probably)

2 o'clock cabaret or whatever definitely had a lively atmosphere and felt the most 'normal' of the clubs I had went to. Unfortunately, by then I had gotten used to the attention of the other clubs and seemingly couldn't get a dance to save my life.

All in all, it wasn't too terrible to have spent around $.5 total for the night. Also I was offered dine-in twice but found it to be a bit on the pricey side. (Seniors feel free to hit me up for more info).

So, if I have a strip club jones, where should I go? [/QUOTE]The best ass consistently (there could be a hottie here or there at another club but I am talking about always being able to find a nice piece) is at Pussy Cat. Bar none, they always have the top girls. I've had dinner there once, and she was worth it at the time. I tend to have good luck at Jewel Box as well. The rest are good one night and awful the next time I visit.

The best thing about the block is that you usually don't need to worry that the girl who pussy is right in front of you belongs to a cop. On BP or something, you don't know what you are going to get exactly. I think of the block as window shopping. Don't go there with the intention of buying, but if you find something while there, haggle for a discount and wear it home if you can.

[QUOTE=Whitt; 1166797]The best ass consistently (there could be a hottie here or there at another club but I am talking about always being able to find a nice piece) is at Pussy Cat. Bar none, they always have the top girls. I've had dinner there once, and she was worth it at the time. I tend to have good luck at Jewel Box as well. The rest are good one night and awful the next time I visit.

The best thing about the block is that you usually don't need to worry that the girl who pussy is right in front of you belongs to a cop. On BP or something, you don't know what you are going to get exactly. I think of the block as window shopping. Don't go there with the intention of buying, but if you find something while there, haggle for a discount and wear it home if you can. [/QUOTE]If you just want to admire the fine lines of the female bodkin, and maybe enjoy some semi-intelligent conversation, go to the Mill Stream Inn. Don't expect to play though. Follow that up with a visit to ML and it makes for a nice afternoon. There's a club near fells point that get some nice cooter too, with a chance at take out, but nothing's happenin' in the club. Scores has some nice eye candy too, but when I was there I didn't care of the chick's attitude much. The best time for the block is afternoons, and hit the Midway around a shift change.

Haven't been to the Block since the fire. From what I read here, not missing much.

[QUOTE=Whitt;1166797]Don't go there with the intention of buying, but if you find something while there, haggle for a discount and wear it home if you can.[/QUOTE]As far as the block is concerned truer words have never been spoken.

I have been to the Block recently during the evening shift change and have been extremely lucky. I was able to find 2 different ladies offering a take home menu for a reasonable price. We chilled at the MidWay for a while bought them a reasonable priced drinks and then I showed them the way to my apartment and had a great time. They were so sweet and great fun.

[QUOTE=Anjguy39;1170911]I have been to the Block recently during the evening shift change and have been extremely lucky. I was able to find 2 different ladies offering a take home menu for a reasonable price. We chilled at the MidWay for a while bought them a reasonable priced drinks and then I showed them the way to my apartment and had a great time. They were so sweet and great fun.[/QUOTE]Are girls hanging out at the midway after there shift? Or did you have them meet you there?

It would be nice if we could just go to one central to get the girls instead of burning gas driving around for hours trying to find a decent one or wasting money in a strip club

[QUOTE=Anjguy39;1170911]I have been to the Block recently during the evening shift change and have been extremely lucky. I was able to find 2 different ladies offering a take home menu for a reasonable price. We chilled at the MidWay for a while bought them a reasonable priced drinks and then I showed them the way to my apartment and had a great time. They were so sweet and great fun.[/QUOTE]Gentlemen,

Now this is the way to enjoy the block! Well Done!

I noticed that a new establishment opened up in the former Chubbies location on Eastern. I drove by early in the evening and couldn't tell if it was a new strip club or something else. Appeared to have a different name on the window. I'll probably know a little more later this week.

[QUOTE=Slamdoor;1172929]I noticed that a new establishment opened up in the former Chubbies location on Eastern. I drove by early in the evening and couldn't tell if it was a new strip club or something else. Appeared to have a different name on the window. I'll probably know a little more later this week.[/QUOTE]Are you talking about the new Eldorado? I have been meaning to check it out. Anyone have any intel on it?

[QUOTE=Artifackt;1160100]She's still around, saw her about 2 or 3 weeks ago.[/QUOTE]Thanks! Her digits don't work anymore. Guess I will have to go down to the block for a visit!

[QUOTE=Bigdog99;1176284]Thanks! Her digits don't work anymore. Guess I will have to go down to the block for a visit![/QUOTE]Yeah, she told me she changed her number when I last saw her, and gave it to me. However, since then my cell had a close encounter with a toilet.

[QUOTE=Artifackt;1176436]Yeah, she told me she changed her number when I last saw her, and gave it to me. However, since then my cell had a close encounter with a toilet.[/QUOTE]If you get them again, I would like them if you can give them up. She is one of my favorites.

If I were you, I would advertise here at the Forum. I will treat each and everyone here like they were the only monger you've ever been with. I will give them what they want, I will give them GFE, PSE. 2 pops or unlimited pops, I will smile and I will act as if I am actually going to splurge all that into their face. And then I will kiss them and smile and do it again and again until their eyes turn blue or their balls turn green from ejaculating so much.

After which I will clean them up, talk to them and ask them how their day went. They should be smiling by now. Off you go, babe, and call me soon.

But I am not you, instead, you advertise here that you are working at the block and we will go there to spend money on the bar, then the bartenders, then the owners. Then you. Feel me? I would rather spend that all on you if I know you will do the above. What do you think?

Well, after reading Ms ExSw's post, and receiving my tax return, I realized I was overdue for a visit. There was some nice over the trou grouping at Pussycat, though the girls were a bit demanding of my attention. Twas slow enough that for the most part, I was the only guy there, so I can forgive them. . Got a very nice lapdance at Hustler, had a 4-letter word for intercourse with the lady (talk) , and got her number. I'd call this day a 6.

Saw Melanie again this weekend. You can read about her and check out her pictures in the Streetwalker thread. Always a good time with Melanie!

[QUOTE=Bturino; 1177887]If I were you, I would advertise here at the Forum. I will treat each and everyone here like they were the only monger you've ever been with. I will give them what they want, I will give them GFE, PSE. 2 pops or unlimited pops, I will smile and I will act as if I am actually going to splurge all that into their face. And then I will kiss them and smile and do it again and again until their eyes turn blue or their balls turn green from ejaculating so much.

After which I will clean them up, talk to them and ask them how their day went. They should be smiling by now. Off you go, babe, and call me soon.

But I am not you, instead, you advertise here that you are working at the block and we will go there to spend money on the bar, then the bartenders, then the owners. Then you. Feel me? I would rather spend that all on you if I know you will do the above. What do you think? [/QUOTE]Wow I'm not sure what MsExSW thinks but I give you the award for creepyest post ever. Feel me? I'm sure shell take your advise.

A while back I met a Christine at Sherrie's. She offered take-out but we never did connect. I had her digits, no longer work. Anyone know her? Where to find her?

[QUOTE=Ms Exsw; 1180128]Hello, and happy Friday to all my monger friends out there. This is Chrissy aka Barbie. And I tried the block but to my surprise (LOL) it was dead as it could be. Now beings as I don't live right around the corner from Balt. St I have relized it is not even worth the gas money to goo to work, so this is my plan. I know that you men have heard alot of reasons why us girls need money so I won't even go into the whole sob story I will say that I need to come up with a sum of money by next wens. So insteed of goin to work this weekend I'm looking to make some side money. If you know what I mean.

So if you are truley intressted in meeting up with in the next few days please hit me up. I will be checking my messages on the regular & if you seem like its won't be a waste of time, you are not a newbie that I can't trust or I don't feel comfortable I will return a message with my contact. Well gentelmen I do hope to hear from you soon.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Pics would be nice.

Had a drink with the dancer I consider to be the hottest one on the Block right now. All natural body, no signs of drug use, great natural b/c cups. Really pretty girl. Down to earth, but with a couple of minor issues I could live with. I wasn't getting an availability vibe from her, but the bartender assured me she was good to go (in the club). She confirmed that she was available for fun, but sadly, she claims she never give private lessons outside, all tutoring is done in the club. Claims a number of regulars who have all begged her to meet them outside. Quite frankly, I would be willing to pay the freight, as she is that hot, but I just can't break my rule. And it looks like all the clubs have fallen into line with $25 ladies drinks. Don't they realize the economy stinks? Ironically, I think in the end it will work to my advantage, as higher prices=fewer drinks sold=ladies don't earn as much in the club. And we all know that means they have to make money somehow.

Dr. Monger

[QUOTE=Dr. Monger; 1180345]Had a drink with the dancer I consider to be the hottest one on the Block right now. All natural body, no signs of drug use, great natural be / see cups. Really pretty girl. Down to earth, but with a couple of minor issues I could live with. I wasn't getting an availability vibe from her, but the bartender assured me she was good to go (in the club). She confirmed that she was available for fun, but sadly, she claims she never give private lessons outside, all tutoring is done in the club. Claims a number of regulars who have all begged her to meet them outside. Quite frankly, I would be willing to pay the freight, as she is that hot, but I just can't break my rule. And it looks like all the clubs have fallen into line with $25 ladies drinks. Don't they realize the economy stinks? Ironically, I think in the end it will work to my advantage, as higher prices=fewer drinks sold=ladies don't earn as much in the club. And we all know that means they have to make money somehow.

Dr. Monger[/QUOTE]I totally agree I'm not spending that kind of cash I'll just wait them out

[QUOTE=Kid Monger;1180281]Pics would be nice.[/QUOTE]If you do a search for "Chrissy" on the "Streetwalker" thread you will find pictures that I posted a little while back. There are two posts from me with her pictures. Very cute girl.

[QUOTE=Dr. Monger; 1180345]Had a drink with the dancer I consider to be the hottest one on the Block right now. All natural body, no signs of drug use, great natural be / see cups. Really pretty girl.

Dr. Monger[/QUOTE]Could you be persuaded to perhaps hint at which club this "hottest one on the Block" works at?

I, for one, wouldn't mind verifying if the praise is actually true, and then having some fun while I'm at it.

Thanks Dr.

Keep drinking

[QUOTE=Cls9637;1180379]If you do a search for "Chrissy" on the "Streetwalker" thread you will find pictures that I posted a little while back. There are two posts from me with her pictures. Very cute girl.[/QUOTE]Got it. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Kid Monger;1180465]Got it. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Looks a little like, bijou phillips.

I hope it worked. If so this is me. There are also some pics on CLS9637 posts. But they really don't do me justice. I swear. Most were taken when I was still getting high & some were taken when I just got clean so I look alil over weight but these pics are me latly & when I'm done up. And this IS what I will look like when I met you.

[QUOTE=Otto Man;1178953]Wow I'm not sure what MsExSW thinks but I give you the award for creepyest post ever. Feel me? I'm sure shell take your advise.[/QUOTE]Right! I was going to reply but figured there was no point in that. So thank you. And I plan on taking his advice right away. LOL!

[QUOTE=Cls9637;1180379]If you do a search for "Chrissy" on the "Streetwalker" thread you will find pictures that I posted a little while back. There are two posts from me with her pictures. Very cute girl.[/QUOTE]Appreciate the pics. Chrissy is a hot looking girl. Makes it easier to spot with photos. Happy times.

[QUOTE=Cls9637;1178610]Saw Melanie again this weekend. You can read about her and check out her pictures in the Streetwalker thread. Always a good time with Melanie![/QUOTE]I checked out Melanie. It was not that great. She will do what ever but there is no emotion in her. I personally got bored. I was not rude but, to claim she is a great provider is stretching it. I would turn to her if I was desperate and I needed a quicky but there is no way she is a top provider. I have been around for over 15 years and know what top provider is.

Stopped by Sherries mid afternoon after my visit with Jasmine (see SW report). Just wanted to grab a couple of beers to enjoy after releasing some stress with Jasmine. As mentioned before, Sherries has been renovated and for the good. Three girls were working. Two black, one white. All were medium size. One girl in particular stood out. Her name was Lady. This girl had a nice body but her ass was her best asset. Absolutely wonderful. She came over after her dance and asked if I wanted some company. I told her that I had a prior engagement and had to go. I may return to see if in house or takeout is available.

Propilot-Always check your six.

Had a dream fri and sat repeated. For 2 bar drinks and 2 jcks each nich had great time at the bar gott know who to choose and how to behave.

Ciao'

[QUOTE=Otto Man;1178953]Wow I'm not sure what MsExSW thinks but I give you the award for creepyest post ever. Feel me? I'm sure shell take your advise.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Ms Exsw;1180719]Right! I was going to reply but figured there was no point in that. So thank you. And I plan on taking his advice right away. LOL![/QUOTE]Hmmm. I thought Bturino was just saying that a girl might make more money for herself advertising here and treating the guys really well (as opposed to working on the Block where prices are high because there are so many folks that require a piece of the action). He may have used a bit of hyperbole, but I've seen creepier posts in this forum.

Of course I might have it all wrong.

War Doggie:

Circus is one of my favorites. You got a bargain! If you want, pm me with names. Always like referrals, although I'm a daytime guy.

[QUOTE=War Doggie; 1181452]Had a dream fri and sat repeated. For 2 bar drinks and 2 jcks each nich had great time at the bar gott know who to choose and how to behave.

Ciao'[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Shadow Dancer; 1181573]Hmmm. I thought Bturino was just saying that a girl might make more money for herself advertising here and treating the guys really well (as opposed to working on the Block where prices are high because there are so many folks that require a piece of the action). He may have used a bit of hyperbole, but I've seen creepier posts in this forum.

Of course I might have it all wrong.[/QUOTE]I agree, just treat every one of us right, never get one on us or over us, give us our money's worth, and off I will go feeling groovy.

Thank you. I went to the block the other night, particularly, pussycat. I spotted one that was tasty for me but what turned me off was the rate, $$$ for house and $$ for pro. Man, they want to make what they make in a day, on me. I left. I was looking for Barbie but I was disgusted at the rate that I thought its not worth it. I went around the loops but leo was around so I went home. If Barbie needs money, she knows where to find it, and I have already given my HO. She can always call. And that goes for you too, loveliness.

So my hottest dancer post got quite a number of PMs sent to my inbox! So here are the ground rules:

1) If you have zero posts, my longstanding rule applies: f- off.

2) If you can't read, don't expect help. Don't promise me that you will see her in the club and report back if you manage to get her outside. If you read my post that subject was already broached with her. With times as tough as they are, she has no reason to hold back unless it is a strict policy. I doubt she is breaking it for you.

3) If you PM me a correct guess, with both the correct name and the correct club, AND you are a known poster (I. E. More than zero posts) I will confirm if you are right, you lucky son of a gun.

4) She is actually a nice person, so BE NICE if you meet her.

5) Tip the bartender. He / she is a friend of mine.

I will give one hint (which is not a hint to those who know me) She is a night time girl. And you should know my type already.

A prize will be awarded to the winner.

Dr. Monger

You fucking cock tease.

Are these decent plays for some play?

[QUOTE=Loop Vet;1183213]You fucking cock tease.[/QUOTE]If you had any sense you'd stick to the DC board, and stop poking around up here in Charm City.

Dr. Monger

Thanks for the advice Freud. Now go write me a script for blue balls.

Dr Monger:

I won't win the prize because I'm a daytime guy. Rule # 5: senior members know to ALWAYS tip the bartender. It's the # 1 key to success.

Paul.

[QUOTE=Dr. Monger; 1182200]So my hottest dancer post got quite a number of PMs sent to my inbox! So here are the ground rules:

1) If you have zero posts, my longstanding rule applies: f- off.

2) If you can't read, don't expect help. Don't promise me that you will see her in the club and report back if you manage to get her outside. If you read my post that subject was already broached with her. With times as tough as they are, she has no reason to hold back unless it is a strict policy. I doubt she is breaking it for you.

3) If you PM me a correct guess, with both the correct name and the correct club, AND you are a known poster (I. E. More than zero posts) I will confirm if you are right, you lucky son of a gun.

4) She is actually a nice person, so BE NICE if you meet her.

5) Tip the bartender. He / she is a friend of mine.

I will give one hint (which is not a hint to those who know me) She is a night time girl. And you should know my type already.

A prize will be awarded to the winner.

Dr. Monger[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dr. Monger; 1182200]So my hottest dancer post got quite a number of PMs sent to my inbox! So here are the ground rules:

1) If you have zero posts, my longstanding rule applies: f- off.

2) If you can't read, don't expect help. Don't promise me that you will see her in the club and report back if you manage to get her outside. If you read my post that subject was already broached with her. With times as tough as they are, she has no reason to hold back unless it is a strict policy. I doubt she is breaking it for you.

3) If you PM me a correct guess, with both the correct name and the correct club, AND you are a known poster (I. E. More than zero posts) I will confirm if you are right, you lucky son of a gun.

4) She is actually a nice person, so BE NICE if you meet her.

5) Tip the bartender. He / she is a friend of mine.

I will give one hint (which is not a hint to those who know me) She is a night time girl. And you should know my type already.

A prize will be awarded to the winner.

Dr. Monger[/QUOTE]So Doc, what is the prize?

I think I know this fantabulous girl you are speaking of.

Eggroll

[QUOTE=Loop Vet;1183786]Thanks for the advice Freud. Now go write me a script for blue balls.[/QUOTE]Why don't I write you a script and shove it you know where.

Dr. Monger