Massage Parlor Reports

That's the one thing I don't get. I prefer white girls, personally. But white girls don't take care of themselves or their clients like AMP girls do. I wish there were white girls with AMP girl service. Now, that would be heaven!!!

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Do you have any massage parlor posts to add Sleep Bag, or did you just post that useless crude remark to start an argument? It seemed to work well for you on other threads, so now you move to massage parlors. This situation is getting out of control.

[QUOTE=Bmore Slim]Cruised over to my west side joint for a massage. Mama greeted me at the window, and said 15 minute wait. She said she only had two girls tonight. She said she has all new girls. We talked for a bit while I worked the math out in my head. Decided the odds of pulling a hottie was very good or very bad, so I proceeded. After a short wait, I was greeted by Cookie. Cookie is a 27 yo Korean with a petite frame with very soft skin. She has a very pretty face, and a wonderful disposition.

Slim[/QUOTE]

Hmmm....could this be the Cookie who used to work the DC spas? Back in the day my friend Cookie worked New World Spa, then a few others. She has relatively new enhancements, a smoky laugh, and a fine reputation. If so, you had a real treat!

[QUOTE=Hawkeye In Md]I have had the good fortune to be with Suzy a couple times now, and both times I would rate her a 10 of 10. Everything I have every wanted is on the menu, and last time more than once.

Been hearing rumors from other other mongers,(reviews from other sites), that Suzy is now offering 2 girl fmf sessions with her sister. But yet when I go to her website;

[url]http://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/suzyturner[/url]

There is no mention of the "4 hand treatment", or any update what so ever.

I would call her and ask myself, but she really shys away from those types of details over the phone, as i would expect her to be. Besides, I try and be a bit more classy than that. (try that is..lol)

Just wanted to ask all the fellow mongers who have experience with Suzy as well if they have actually had the fmf experience with them. Are they really sisters? If so, is the sister, (I forgot the sister's name), available for one on one as well? Rates for them both? any 411 would be much appreciated.

Happy Mongering and play safe out there,

Hawkeye[/QUOTE]From Suzy it is her sister. From what I can figure out, if sis is there and you haven't requested, she is included in the deal, but you can ask if her sister will be there and come up with a price, sister is very good just not as wild

[QUOTE=Ginger Man]Hmmm....could this be the Cookie who used to work the DC spas? Back in the day my friend Cookie worked New World Spa, then a few others. She has relatively new enhancements, a smoky laugh, and a fine reputation. If so, you had a real treat![/QUOTE]

I don't think this cookie had enhancements. If she did, I must get the name of her plastic surgeon for future reference/applications. She has smaller, soft and luscious breasts. She could have been a B cup. It's a tough call, but she is a pretty woman. Her laugh seemed very girlish (ie not of her age), but her voice got deeper as we moved along. Go check her out and see if she looks familiar. If it's not the same Cookie, you'll still been in for a treat.

Slim

Each session with Kelly gets better. Quite a few patrons stopping by for reservations. Massage ranges from above average to great as she can truly go from light to hard and actually maintain the right amount of pressure to destroy knots.

Clothes on her body is an injustice. Session ended ok.

[QUOTE=Nico]Stumbled upon this site [url]http://www.********.net/[/url] has some pretty good useful information[/QUOTE]
Useful in what way? It's basically a link for fling.com. If it had links for mp's that would be "useful information".

I stopped by and saw Lucy at B&S last week. Seems like the same provider that another monger reported on last November. Average TS. Good massage. But OMG, Lucy did an amazing AR job. I'd give her a 10. Could have tossed the salad for extra points, but didn't happen. Even reached down yonder after the flip right through release. It was a pretty intense feeling, best in a long time.

Will repeat.

BD

Bretheren, I have a question and I could not find an adequate answer by RTFF. Is a prostate massage basically a HJ while the lady puts her finger in your ass or is there something more subtle about it. I have quite mixed feelings about having ANYTHING in my ass but has anyone experienced this?

Called and made reservations for one of my favorite deserts after stopping buy 7-11 I decided too go buy and try out this new cookie everyone is talking about. I was quite pleased with the whole expirience. I give the whole desert a solid 9 across the board. Seniors PM me for more info.

BTW I saw another desert I would like to try the next time. If you have info on her PM me.

[QUOTE=Frank99]Bretheren, I have a question and I could not find an adequate answer by RTFF. Is a prostate massage basically a HJ while the lady puts her finger in your ass or is there something more subtle about it. I have quite mixed feelings about having ANYTHING in my ass but has anyone experienced this?[/QUOTE]


I had one from Jeena of Owings Mills, who used to be the local City Paper prostate massage expert. It's like a prostate exam and HJ combined where the prostate is rubbed during the HJ. Orgasm is much more intense than a regular HJ. Maybe Dr. Monger can explain the mechanics of it.


Rapid

Thanks Rapid. I would be curious to find out more!

"If I recall correctly, there is a never which is responsible for giving you boners; placing pressure on this nerve results in an erection. When your bladder is full in the morning, it places pressure on this nerve, giving you a morning burrito. There were some articles about stimulating this nerve electrically to cause an ejaculation in men, and a climax in women. Some strange stuff -- you zap women with it and they cum."

Another trick a spa girl once told me, believe it or not was toothpaste. She said on weekend nights, when guys have been drinking, they often cannot come. So the girls sneak out, get a tiny amount of mint toothpaste to put inside the snake eye, and it makes us go 'POP!'

Sounds weird enough to be true.

Ah Jenna. What a magnificent lady. Never did the prostrate thing. I think I will pass on that. LOL.

Dam I used to bump into her at all the local places, giant, back fin. LOL. We actually became friends too.

Any one ever meet her friends. Luccia, and Erica. Hmmm.

Smiling Fox

I am new to this forum and I am looking for an AMP in the city any advice PM'ed to me would be great.

Thanks to all that reply.

Please don't be offended, and take this in the spirit it is intended.
There has been much talk, pro and con lately, about Prostate massage as well as other rear end attention. Suppose for a moment that we are actually getting the benefit of those ancient space creatures that came to Earth and showed the Inca's, Aztec's, Egyptions, Chinese, and the other Ancient's how to build pyramids, create crop calendars, matematics, and what is now modern science.
If in fact there were visitors from outer space, it would only logical to assume that they passed on the "anal probe" that is so often spoken of in reports of modern day alien abduction. Who Knew?
Tantric Massage has long been using the prostate as a way to stimulate orgasmic contractions, much in the way you get a tingle when the DR. does a finger wag during your annual physical.
I was lucky, in that my late wife and I enjoyed some of the joys obtained by reading the Kama Sutra. Prostate massage was in there also, and as a result I was given many hard "O"s during forplay as a result. So my friends, don't be put off by the 'ole stinkey finger, just think of it as a gift from the ancients.
GTR

[QUOTE=Frank99]Bretheren, I have a question and I could not find an adequate answer by RTFF. Is a prostate massage basically a HJ while the lady puts her finger in your ass or is there something more subtle about it. I have quite mixed feelings about having ANYTHING in my ass but has anyone experienced this?[/QUOTE]I have experienced a BJ while being given prostate massage a long time ago by a girl in a club. It was ecstatic! She also put a small ice cube up my ass which surprised the heck out of me, but which was also in the end, quite enjoyable. So now-a-days whenever getting a BJ from a lady, if I like what she is doing, I'll often ask her to play with my a**. You might think that is nasty, but I find it enjoyable.

Haven't been to the AMP in over a year. I keep hearing rumors that it is closed and sometimes that it is open. If anyone has been recently please pm me and let me know.

[QUOTE=One Man]I have experienced a BJ while being given prostate massage a long time ago by a girl in a club. It was ecstatic! She also put a small ice cube up my ass which surprised the heck out of me, but which was also in the end, quite enjoyable. So now-a-days whenever getting a BJ from a lady, if I like what she is doing, I'll often ask her to play with my a**. You might think that is nasty, but I find it enjoyable.[/QUOTE]

Somehow I would not describe an ice cube shoved up my ass, as you say perhaps inadvertantly, "in the end" enjoyable. But to each his own. I guess a lot of guys have this hang up about any anal play being gay. Of course this is fine, but American culture, macho bullshit and all that you know. But, my guess is that this is why this aproach falls flat with some guys.

I suppose would not mind trying the old finger up the ass with the right lady as long as I have a safe word! God knows I have shoved a hell of a lot more than a finger up her ass from time to time. Guys, thanks for the input.

Frank

Has anybody seen Stephanie. She posts on craiglist. [url]http://www.massagebysp.com[/url]

Also has anybody tried Dolphin yet, I tried going and nobody answered.

[Quote= Dieselboy626]
Hello,
I'm interested in checking out ML so if you don't mind, please provide address or URL as to where I can get more info. Thanks in advance! [/Quote]

This State Police officer is looking for info about ml. This is the third message in the last week from members(zero-2 posts) asking about location and services in amps. I deleted the other messages, but I wanted to expose this one because I'm tired of getting messages from the State Police.

[Quote= Bmore Slim]
ML is closed my good man. That's why no one is reporting on it. I thought I found it a few weeks ago, but it was actually a nail saloon, go figure. Check out Lily Spa in Laurel then give us a report. I also heard that the amps in Philadelphia are great this time of year.[/Quote]

This was my response to his inquiry. The boys must be bored.

[QUOTE=Big Black1234]Has anybody seen Stephanie. She posts on craiglist. [url]http://www.massagebysp.com[/url]

Also has anybody tried Dolphin yet, I tried going and nobody answered.[/QUOTE]

Read her # 5 under FAQ. I think this will answer your question IMHO. Or at least it answers A question.

--Frank

[QUOTE=Big Black1234]Has anybody seen Stephanie. She posts on craiglist. [url]http://www.massagebysp.com[/url]

Also has anybody tried Dolphin yet, I tried going and nobody answered.[/QUOTE]

I have seen Stephanie. Very good massage, all draped, no extra play at all.

Drove by MU and their was a cop car out front.

So, I passed.

I hope it was a false alarm.

Hello everyone,

I'm not affiliated or associated in any way with LE...just PMing some of you for info regarding the services at these places as I'm not from Baltimore. Just go there every other month for a day or two.

Thanks again Bmore for responding.

I have been to a number of AMP's in my career, and I have come away with this burning question. A question that I have asked the girls and they don't understand me. They say, "no understand", and yet the importance of this question has vast ramifications to our visiting AMP's. Whether or not the services are good or not, the answer to this question may in fact effect our entire board. And frankly, no where have I ever seen this question asked. I have RTFF. Searched goggle, yahoo, winkapedia, and I have not come up with an answer. So today I pose this question to my fellow mongers, to fellow board members, to our entire community, disgusting as we are. To the entire world if it cares to join in.

My question centers on a visit just the other day. Sweet pleasant girl she was. Service for me was of course outstanding. And nothing I wanted was left off the table, (except for Alice).

Any way the question. The nice lady comes in, plays with me for a moment or two, we giggle, tease, touch. And then she lean down to the little shelves, and turns on the cd player. OH GOD, SAVE ME,

Who in the AMP industry selects the music?

I do love shaggy dog stories.

Smiling Fox

[QUOTE=Big Black1234]Drove by MU and their was a cop car out front.

So, I passed.

I hope it was a false alarm.[/QUOTE]As do I, BigBlack.

As do I.

I called to schedule an appointment with Danni today. An Oriental woman answered the phone and stated that MU was closed indefinitely. She would not elaborate more. I thought this place was a little under the radar. I know that Big Black stated that he saw a cop car at the location yesterday. You can pm or tell the board. I really want to find out if Danni is okay. She is a good friend of mine, but I do not have any way to contact her. Any help is appreciated. Thankyou.


Propilot-over and out.

[QUOTE=Smiling Fox]I have been to a number of AMP's in my career, and I have come away with this burning question. A question that I have asked the girls and they don't understand me. They say, "no understand", and yet the importance of this question has vast ramifications to our visiting AMP's. Whether or not the services are good or not, the answer to this question may in fact effect our entire board. And frankly, no where have I ever seen this question asked. I have RTFF. Searched goggle, yahoo, winkapedia, and I have not come up with an answer. So today I pose this question to my fellow mongers, to fellow board members, to our entire community, disgusting as we are. To the entire world if it cares to join in.

My question centers on a visit just the other day. Sweet pleasant girl she was. Service for me was of course outstanding. And nothing I wanted was left off the table, (except for Alice).

Any way the question. The nice lady comes in, plays with me for a moment or two, we giggle, tease, touch. And then she lean down to the little shelves, and turns on the cd player. OH GOD, SAVE ME,

Who in the AMP industry selects the music?

I do love shaggy dog stories.

Smiling Fox[/QUOTE]OMG is a Question I ask Myself every time. If only they would have an old Cd of Air Suppy it would be so much better.

But Way to Funny.

[QUOTE=Smiling Fox]
Who in the AMP industry selects the music? [/QUOTE]

Haha ... great question! Most of the time, for me, it seems to be either traditional music or a local radio station. I think the #1 priority is to drown out the monger in the next room, then to pick something they think that won't offend us or them (leaves out heavy metal, I'm afraid). Some of the places with better insulation or whatever seem to keep it down, but other places really blast it.

[QUOTE=Propilot]I called to schedule an appointment with Danni today. An Oriental woman answered the phone and stated that MU was closed indefinitely. She would not elaborate more. I thought this place was a little under the radar. I know that Big Black stated that he saw a cop car at the location yesterday. You can pm or tell the board. I really want to find out if Danni is okay. She is a good friend of mine, but I do not have any way to contact her. Any help is appreciated. Thankyou.

Propilot-over and out.[/QUOTE]Is Mu another abbrev. for Moonlight? Anyone ever been there and met Ami?

I'm need contact info on MU and ML. I'm trying to visit and it's been a while.

I'm trying to visit MU? need contact info. Can anyone help me?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Blak Poett]I'm trying to visit MU? need contact info. Can anyone help me?

Thanks[/QUOTE]

You gotta love a guy with only two posts who asks the same question on the same forum without any intervening posts. Bravo bravimissio!!!!!!!!!!!

I suspect that the regulars on the Ballmer board are working OT to provide you with the intel you so desparately seek.

Terra to the rescue????????

[QUOTE=Laxman #2]You gotta love a guy with only two posts who asks the same question on the same forum without any intervening posts. Bravo bravimissio!!!!!!!!!!!

I suspect that the regulars on the Ballmer board are working OT to provide you with the intel you so desparately seek.

Terra to the rescue????????[/QUOTE]Well, since all the crimes everywhere in Baltimore have now been completely solved, law enforcement needs something to do. Let's all pitch in and give him every iota of info he needs. You guys first!

Anyone seen Carol from Ellicott City? (I ask that in every post, hoping someday...)

Went to Green Ocean the other day, Saw the ad in the CP about an hour foot massage for 45. Thought I might get away cheap...no can do. Rang the bell and a man answered, asked for the foot massage and he said to sit down, I asked if he was the one who did them, he said yes! So , I quickly asked for a massage, he led me through the curtain to a lady in the back, seems the other lady that used to be there went to NY. Too bad, she gave a great massage...This new lady looked like an asian school teacher...not a good one, and the massage was only so,so. Don't think i'll be going back

Here you go.

Marquette University
Building Name, Room Number (optional)
P.O. Box 1881
Milwaukee, WI 53201-1881

[QUOTE=Blak Poett]I'm trying to visit MU? need contact info. Can anyone help me?

Thanks[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Broken Arrows]Well, since all the crimes everywhere in Baltimore have now been completely solved, law enforcement needs something to do. Let's all pitch in and give him every iota of info he needs. You guys first!
[/QUOTE]

LE?: probably not. Lazy?: Most definitely.

On the streets of [b]BALTIMORE CITY[/b] there is a free [b]PAPER[/b] which shows the ad every single week for one of the 2 places. Hell, they (this paper) even have a website with the ad. Hint: It's got a dragon in the ad.

The other one, you know the full name and the city it's in; use the power of the internet to guide you.

[QUOTE=Baltimonger]LE?: probably not. Lazy?: Most definitely.

On the streets of [b]BALTIMORE CITY[/b] there is a free [b]PAPER[/b] which shows the ad every single week for one of the 2 places. Hell, they (this paper) even have a website with the ad. Hint: It's got a dragon in the ad.

The other one, you know the full name and the city it's in; use the power of the internet to guide you.[/QUOTE]

He, Blak Poett along with Dieselboy626, and a few others send private messages for direct contact info on amps that tie into stories already existing on this thread. Why? Because if they get enough stories to match the contact info given to them by the same person who posted, they might be able to get an "operating a house of ill repute" warrant, and close the place down for a few months. That is the only thing they can do, and it is a cat and mouse game played all the time over the course of decades. In this day and age warrants are handed out like place mats at a buffet. They only seek info on the home run threat or the ts(they don't care about the massage or the providers' looks, age, attitude, etc); moreover, they only seek info on amps in counties such as Baltimore because it is in close proximity to their barracks. Staties don't partake on city crackdowns of amps. That is BCPD and Sheriffs department issue. These guys are focused on Baltimore county because that is where they are stationed. Let them get there info on foot the old fashioned way.

IMHO

Slim

RTFF MU closed.