Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=Analystgreene]I was out and about today and on new york ave i saw this lovely blond SW. She was shapely long blond hair and looked clean (not druggie looking). she was at the gas station across the street from comfort inn and next to the run down hotel. I circled the block and sure enough there were 7-10 DC police cars and a couple of vans. I came back around and she was gone in a blue impala. I looked behind me and a silver impala was following me and the guy driving had on a bullet proof vest so i assumed it was leo. I exited DC by going down 50. After he turned off I turned around.

I was on rhode island ave (NE) and 14th i think and saw the same blond SW. she was at the gas station across the road from 7-11. She still stood out like a shining light at night. so I circled around the block and there are the same group of LEO. i went to home depot and came back and they were arresting this young guy at the same station she was at. I laughed at the thought of someone falling for her.[/QUOTE]
Poor soul - He should have done his recon like you!

Pimp Trick out and about. Remember the Times like Michael Jackson. When the loop had rooms and you get to pick from a woman. When the loop had 30-40 SWs. When I was Beat It from LEO and a Thriller to some newbie SW.

It was a boring morning and only three crews at grind. The Sunday paper was the read for the day.

Other then Pimp Trick getting rape by SW. That is a priceless story for another day. Shout out to my Tasty. She knows how to turn up the heat.

Pimp Trick mourning Michael Jackson and Human Nature. I am a Monger for Life.

Even more dead then Sunday. I got down around 630am. Only one crew, that keeps things moving and happening. Thank the Monger lord for them.

I saw two new WSW, but was unable to get Intel about them.

Pimp Trick needing a Demoral shot to ease the slow loop weekend.

[QUOTE=Pimp Trick]Pimp Trick out and about. Remember the Times like Michael Jackson. When the loop had rooms and you get to pick from a woman. When the loop had 30-40 SWs. When I was Beat It from LEO and a Thriller to some newbie SW.

It was a boring morning and only three crews at grind. The Sunday paper was the read for the day.

Other then Pimp Trick getting rape by SW. That is a priceless story for another day. Shout out to my Tasty. She knows how to turn up the heat.

Pimp Trick mourning Michael Jackson and Human Nature. I am a Monger for Life.[/QUOTE]

I came to DC on the last days of the good ol' days. I remember a few brief weekends where it was like the old days with so many SWs you had to stop so you didn't hit 'em like so many deer in the road and the talent was phenomenal.

Wouldn't complain too much PT, remember the last three years? NOTHING! Just having a decent selection on the street is a huge and welcome change.

DI survived the lean years on AMPs, "other" activities, and road trips.

I've been too lazy to post reports lately, but I'll try to make amends below:

1) Amaya. She's a relatively new (to DC, anyway) WSW. She's super petite and has long, black hair. I've spotted her on the track before, but she always got picked up by another monger before I had my chance... until 6/29/09. Picked her up at 13/L and negotiated $100 to go to her room. She wanted $140 at first, but it was a slow morning, so it worked in my favor. I'm guessing she's older, late 20s or early 30s. She claims to have 5 children, though I'd NEVER have guessed it from her body - nary a stretch mark anywhere.

The service was so-so; she was in a major rush to get back to the track to catch another date before 0630 (trade-off from negotiating a good price I guess). I'd repeat, but only because she has one of the better bodies on the track. CBJ/DATY/CFS

2) Courtney (aka Kitty). I've seen her for quite a while, but she always wanted $200 or more to go to the room. But I got lucky on ~6/27/09, and we agreed to $100 + $30 for the no-tell. She'd been beaten pretty hard earlier in the evening by a bad date, but she got away with a nasty scratch and some bruises -- but it looked like it could've been much worse. She used to be part of the old Clicks crowd, so we reminisced about the good old days (and I tried to remember why I didn't recognize her and hadn't dated her!). The service was spot on, and her good reputation is well-deserved. Definitely a repeat. CBJ/CFS

3) Kate (or something like that). She's another super-petite WSW that I've seen around 13/L for a month or two now. I picked her up about a month ago, but she turned out to be way too paranoid. And I noticed she had some FUGLY long leg hair (it was real light so I couldn't see it till she was in the car). She started on the whole "are you a cop" routine, and I said "no" and did the obligatory grope. That's when she said, "No, you need to lick my tit." But I was driving, so I told her to wait till we hit a red light since I was driving -- at which point she said, "Oh, hell, no!" and opened the door while we were moving! I slammed on the brakes and she jumped out. WTF?!?

4) Jordan. Jordan's definitely one of my ATFs, although she's had some tough times recently. But she's definitely one of the good ones.

5) Daniale. She's an out-of-town light-skinned BSW who was in DC at the end of May. She's from AZ and was in town on automatic with her wife-in-law. I met her on foot around 0130 on 5/28/09 at Vermont/L. She looked and acted like a club girl, until we started chatting. Now, I don't normally go for BSWs, but I would've made an exception... but I played it cautiously. She said she had a room on Cap Hill, and we talked about the track without going into any quid pro quos. She seemed too good to be true, and she even showed me her AZ license (her real middle name IS Daniale). She might have been a rare gem, or she might have been UCLE (although I didn't see any squad cars lurking to make an arrest).

-Strata

[QUOTE=Pimp Trick]Pimp Trick out and about. Remember the Times like Michael Jackson. When the loop had rooms and you get to pick from a woman. When the loop had 30-40 SWs. When I was Beat It from LEO and a Thriller to some newbie SW.

It was a boring morning and only three crews at grind. The Sunday paper was the read for the day.

Other then Pimp Trick getting rape by SW. That is a priceless story for another day. Shout out to my Tasty. She knows how to turn up the heat.

Pimp Trick mourning Michael Jackson and Human Nature. I am a Monger for Life.[/QUOTE]Aww man PT. You're bringing back memories. Sometimes I'm cruising the track listening to my loop-tunes and get dejavu. Only the current scene is missing the hoes.

I remember them days. The track would keep your head on swivel. Countless SWs. And when downtown started to get super press from LE there was a heavy migration to NY and RI. I remember the notel on RI where you could walk in a pick from a dozen or more. Ahhh. The good'ol days!

I'm familiar with Tasty. She definitely holds it down!

Strata,

No OM78 format? good info otherwise.

[QUOTE=Strata]I've been too lazy to post reports lately, but I'll try to make amends below:

1) Amaya. She's a relatively new (to DC, anyway) WSW. She's super petite and has long, black hair. I've spotted her on the track before, but she always got picked up by another monger before I had my chance... until 6/29/09. Picked her up at 13/L and negotiated $100 to go to her room. She wanted $140 at first, but it was a slow morning, so it worked in my favor. I'm guessing she's older, late 20s or early 30s. She claims to have 5 children, though I'd NEVER have guessed it from her body - nary a stretch mark anywhere.

The service was so-so; she was in a major rush to get back to the track to catch another date before 0630 (trade-off from negotiating a good price I guess). I'd repeat, but only because she has one of the better bodies on the track. CBJ/DATY/CFS

2) Courtney (aka Kitty). I've seen her for quite a while, but she always wanted $200 or more to go to the room. But I got lucky on ~6/27/09, and we agreed to $100 + $30 for the no-tell. She'd been beaten pretty hard earlier in the evening by a bad date, but she got away with a nasty scratch and some bruises -- but it looked like it could've been much worse. She used to be part of the old Clicks crowd, so we reminisced about the good old days (and I tried to remember why I didn't recognize her and hadn't dated her!). The service was spot on, and her good reputation is well-deserved. Definitely a repeat. CBJ/CFS

3) Kate (or something like that). She's another super-petite WSW that I've seen around 13/L for a month or two now. I picked her up about a month ago, but she turned out to be way too paranoid. And I noticed she had some FUGLY long leg hair (it was real light so I couldn't see it till she was in the car). She started on the whole "are you a cop" routine, and I said "no" and did the obligatory grope. That's when she said, "No, you need to lick my tit." But I was driving, so I told her to wait till we hit a red light since I was driving -- at which point she said, "Oh, hell, no!" and opened the door while we were moving! I slammed on the brakes and she jumped out. WTF?!?

4) Jordan. Jordan's definitely one of my ATFs, although she's had some tough times recently. But she's definitely one of the good ones.

5) Daniale. She's an out-of-town light-skinned BSW who was in DC at the end of May. She's from AZ and was in town on automatic with her wife-in-law. I met her on foot around 0130 on 5/28/09 at Vermont/L. She looked and acted like a club girl, until we started chatting. Now, I don't normally go for BSWs, but I would've made an exception... but I played it cautiously. She said she had a room on Cap Hill, and we talked about the track without going into any quid pro quos. She seemed too good to be true, and she even showed me her AZ license (her real middle name IS Daniale). She might have been a rare gem, or she might have been UCLE (although I didn't see any squad cars lurking to make an arrest).

-Strata[/QUOTE]

I think I might hit up the blade tonight, I don't think I am going to partake, but I will give you the intel. I'll leave the mongering to DL and the rest.

Not as much selection on the strip tonight. There was one girl hanging out at 13th/L that was exceptional: WSW, thin, small, w/ short dark hair, looked about 19. Spent all her time talking on her cell, and when asked told me loudly that she did not want a lift. Despite being a hottie I didn't see her get picked up in the hour I was cruising around. ULE? If someone can verify she's legit I'm definitely going back.

As promised, I was on the scene of the our favorite playground. There were a couple of new faces that I have never seen before as well as the usual crew. I ended up getting digits from a BSW named Diamond who also had a thicker BSW friend with her who was very very easy on the eyes. I ended up bagging an oldie but goodie (review coming soon) and when I was leaving from our favorite notell, I ran into Janae in the lobby about to get blessed by another monger. Later that morning, Janae called and we agreed to meet up. Right before I was about to grab Janae at our designated meeting place, leo pulled right in front of me going the wrong way(blocking me in), got out and told the ladies that it was time to call it a morning(7:11am). I think he liked looking at all of the eyecandy because he started laughing and smiling with the ladies and pointing to his watch and the sky. I was surprised that he didn't say anything to me, but then again I hadn't given him a reason to other than to be parked. That officially ended my morning and another failed attempt to revisit Janae.

Shouts out to PT: Get well soon...

Shaazzzam, DcRider.

Pimp Trick has to chime in on this one. I seen this Hoe on the track and had to pop my eyeballs back in my head. DcRider said he was going to sheeeet all over this board. Man, it is about Damn time. Mongers knew you was going to bring the juice. Now, that you have. Pimp Trick on the mend has to get up and make a move to the LoOp.

DcRider nice pics. Got the Monger Tool activated to search and pound.

[QUOTE=Dcrider][b]Hazel-[/b]

Met dis hoe out on the track. Got it for 60 cause it was about to be light out and i spotted her scramblin around for a date. She aight but she has a lil bit of a attitude. Prolly becuz she lightskin and got light brown eyes. I had to bang her extra hard fo that sheeet. She also had some nasty bumps on her backside, i think she had the herps yo ha! ha! ***** said she was from Boston and says she posts on BP. She didnt want me takin pics because she was already allowin me to beat for 60. I said "fuck that yo!!!" and began snapping away. She wuz defnitly pissed but fuck that yo!!!!!!!!!! So if you bammas see her just know u can get it for 60. This is a 60 dolla hoe right chea!

PS- How yall like dat for a first report??? Later suckazzzzz![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dcrider][b]Hazel-[/b]
She also had some nasty bumps on her backside, i think she had the herps yo ha! ha!
PS- How yall like dat for a first report??? Later suckazzzzz![/QUOTE]
Just curious........how did you avoid the bumps? Herpes vs a condom can at times be no contest. Hard enough out here tryin to be careful, but if it's obvious........:confused:

[b]Just sayin though..........a'ight?[/b]

[b][u]"Psychoanalysis:[/b][/u] The part of the psychic apparatus that experiences and reacts to the outside world and thus mediates between the primitive drives of the [color=blue]id[/color] and the demands of the social and physical environment.[b]"[/b]

[b][u]"id:[/b][/u] The part of the psyche, residing in the unconscious, that is the source of instinctive impulses that seek satisfaction in accordance with the [b]pleasure principle[/b] and are modified by the ego and the superego before they are given overt expression: [u][b]
"I got this board on smash and you cats gonna have to deal with it.[b]"[/b][/u][/b]

[b]The pleasure principle;[/b] now thats some powerfull sh!t; throw in a [b]superego[/b] ...........just makes a monger loose his damn mind!

Wait, watch, listen, then pounce!
[b]X[/b] out

SW Name: Sincere

Description: She's about 5'5, 155 and about 7.5 - 8 in the looks dept. Her best feature is probably her ass.

The Pickup: Straight off of two earlier conquests, I decided to roll through our favourite playground to see who else was out. I spotted Sincere on 10 and K and told her I would loop back around to get her. I ended up getting her on 12 and K.

The Negotiation: .8 was discussed, and I agreed.

The Events: We ended up going up to the notel, I got a decent CBJ while I was standing. I pounded it in Doggie, Mish and back to Doggie to completion. The session was somewhat mechanical, not what I normally expect from her due to our previous history.

The Conclusion: I would still recommend, YMMV as always.

Damn X, you taking me back to Psychology class and Freud. U know Freud was also in love with his moms too. lol

[QUOTE=Tha X Facta][b][u]"Psychoanalysis:[/b][/u] The part of the psychic apparatus that experiences and reacts to the outside world and thus mediates between the primitive drives of the [color=blue]id[/color] and the demands of the social and physical environment.[b]"[/b]

[b][u]"id:[/b][/u] The part of the psyche, residing in the unconscious, that is the source of instinctive impulses that seek satisfaction in accordance with the [b]pleasure principle[/b] and are modified by the ego and the superego before they are given overt expression: [u][b]
"I got this board on smash and you cats gonna have to deal with it.[b]"[/b][/u][/b]

[b]The pleasure principle;[/b] now thats some powerfull sh!t; throw in a [b]superego[/b] ..............just makes a monger loose his damn mind!

Wait, watch, listen, then pounce!
[b]X[/b] out[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Original Man 78]Damn X, you taking me back to Psychology class and Freud. U know Freud was also in love with his moms too. lol[/QUOTE]
Now thats somethin I didn't know.;)

Ever since the failed session with Janae, I have been debating when would be the moment when I take another dive. She has been calling me trying to re-establish a session and we also have been trying to hook up on the loop. Well here is my long awaited second review:





SW Name: Janae

Description: She’s about 5’7 - 5'8, about 9 in the face,

Best features: long legs, nice ass and tits.

The Pickup: I called Janae to ler her know I was in the area, everytime we settled on a spot to scoop her another monger would get at her first. I threw in the towel after LEO ended the loop early. So I ended up hollaring at my monger superfriend PT. While we were chopping it up on the blade, Janae then called me which I didn't answer, so she then called PT. PT told Janae to meet him at the BP, where the plot would unfold. When all parties arrived at the BP, Janae hopped in with PT and then was promptly re-routed to me. Monger assists like Pippen throwing the alley oop to Jordan. We then headed to the notel.

The Negotiation: .8 has always been the price point in our discussions, although mongers are pay more.

The Events: Once we got to the room let the fun times begin. I got a decent CBJ, but after about 30 seconds I was ready to attack her box. Upon insertion, I had to take a pause before stroking, thinking to myself "the box has a pretty good feel to it". I then begin to pound away in doggie. I then put her in mish and had her legs spread eagle. while I was deep stroking her. She definitely knows how to subtly meet you stroke for stroke. I then put her back in doggie for the finale. After I shot my load, I nearly lost the cover upon exiting her box. Yes mongers, the box is that good. Did I mention that the session was all chill mode, no rush and there was a mutual ending. After we finished, she told me that she was worth the re-visit and the first time was a fluke. (She was right)

The Conclusion: She definitely is that deal! She has now gotten OM's seal of approval. Shouts out to PT for the assist!

This picture is from her post on Backpage. Match that.

[QUOTE=Dcrider]Come on suckas! Match me! Match me![/QUOTE]

Monger,

Passing Herpes. OMG. What has the LoOp come too? Pimp Trick does not have herpes. I get that general check up once a month. I am paranoid about catching anything. So, I will truly play it safe. Even if it means passing up some new hottie. Thank God for the crew. I will be in a world of Herpes.

Hazel is officially off limits to me. DCRider, what gives. You got that package too?

[QUOTE=Dcrider]Man c'mon man! Aint know avoidin the herps my dude. Its comes wit bein a monga. Herps or no herps, I gosta get it ya feel me? U prolly got that herps too my dude.[/QUOTE]

My man of 22 postings. HAHAHA. Dude, you do not really know who I am. Plus. Dealing with a low Mind of monger. It is hard for you to comprehend my writings. I give details and you just drop your first song. A hit of herpes. Which is good to know. We got a Herpe monger and herpe SW.

I make videos and not pics. If I could post that. Then you will see some serious moving pictures and no still action. Plus, there is many mongers other then you. Who could truly verify me and who I am. SW even got me on lock. Please son. Let me see you really sheeet on this board. Right now, you are kid writing.

[QUOTE=Dcrider]No diss my dude but its kinda hard to take you serious since your reports are boring and you aint neva post no pics. All yo reports is here say. You now know that I aint no fluke so you gosta come harder now. I got this board on smash and you cats gonna have to deal with it. Laytah.[/QUOTE]

Nice review OM. PT has to truly get out of post surgery recovery. That was a god morning. Too bad my miniature anaconda was on Tylenol 3. I am still tripping how I made it to the loop two days in a roll. PT was weak, but still out and about. Never scared and love my mongering. Saw the the crews. LEO was out in the AM. They were like sales men. Getting out door to door on the SWs. Telling them time to close it down. It does not help that I get down at 6am.

Saw Janae on this Sunday morning. Looking good, but not enough to get my engine going. Nice sight to watch long redbone legs in a distance.

Two more weeks to PT's one year anniversary on this guide. I guess, it will need to be a SW party. To bad it is a recession. I will have an old school review.

PT is back to the bed. I am at 80 percent, but will always throw assists to mongers. Pippen to Jordan. NOT. More Steve Nash baby. Got to know how to run the SW Loop at full speed.

[QUOTE=Original Man 78]Ever since the failed session with Janae, I have been debating when would be the moment when I take another dive. She has been calling me trying to re-establish a session and we also have been trying to hook up on the loop. Well here is my long awaited second review:





SW Name: Janae

Description: She’s about 5’7 - 5'8, about 9 in the face,

Best features: long legs, nice ass and tits.

The Pickup: I called Janae to ler her know I was in the area, everytime we settled on a spot to scoop her another monger would get at her first. I threw in the towel after LEO ended the loop early. So I ended up hollaring at my monger superfriend PT. While we were chopping it up on the blade, Janae then called me which I didn't answer, so she then called PT. PT told Janae to meet him at the BP, where the plot would unfold. When all parties arrived at the BP, Janae hopped in with PT and then was promptly re-routed to me. Monger assists like Pippen throwing the alley oop to Jordan. We then headed to the notel.

The Negotiation: .8 has always been the price point in our discussions, although mongers are pay more.

The Events: Once we got to the room let the fun times begin. I got a decent CBJ, but after about 30 seconds I was ready to attack her box. Upon insertion, I had to take a pause before stroking, thinking to myself "the box has a pretty good feel to it". I then begin to pound away in doggie. I then put her in mish and had her legs spread eagle. while I was deep stroking her. She definitely knows how to subtly meet you stroke for stroke. I then put her back in doggie for the finale. After I shot my load, I nearly lost the cover upon exiting her box. Yes mongers, the box is that good. Did I mention that the session was all chill mode, no rush and there was a mutual ending. After we finished, she told me that she was worth the re-visit and the first time was a fluke. (She was right)

The Conclusion: She definitely is that deal! She has now gotten OM's seal of approval. Shouts out to PT for the assist![/QUOTE]

I had a question that was burning in my mind. So, I am going to put it in the forum for a vote and caveats.

Do the Forum members feel it is OK for SW's to post their thoughts on the report?

Yes.

No.

Why?

No.

The reason being is that this board is for mongers to post reviews and share intel not for this joint to become The People's Court or Judge Mathis. The last thing we need is for SW's to come and start infiltrating the board or using stuff against you if they read something that they don't like. (i.e. prices being quoted, etc.) or arguing with mongers like two roosters in a cock fight about what happened during the session if information that was posted was not in their favor or the experience was horrible.

Look, we all know that management and sw's read the board, it's better that they remain in the silent majority and not in the vocal minority. That way they can sit back, take notes and figure out why they are not seeing the kind of bread they could if their product/service was better.

just my .02...


[QUOTE=Pimp Trick]I had a question that was burning in my mind. So, I am going to put it in the forum for a vote and caveats.

Do the Forum members feel it is OK for SW's to post their thoughts on the report?

Yes.

No.

Why?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pimp Trick]I had a question that was burning in my mind. So, I am going to put it in the forum for a vote and caveats.

Do the Forum members feel it is OK for SW's to post their thoughts on the report?

Yes.

No.

Why?[/QUOTE]I'm in agreement with OM.

I say No.

We mongers have our own agenda, and we share information based on that mutual agenda. If we allow SWs to post we are likely to see posts that are written in a context that is beneficial to them, that is, not necessarily truthful; thereby skewing our intel.

[QUOTE=Pimp Trick]I had a question that was burning in my mind. So, I am going to put it in the forum for a vote and caveats.

Do the Forum members feel it is OK for SW's to post their thoughts on the report?

Yes.

No.

No.[/quote]
[quote]Originally Posted by [b]Original Man 78[/b]
The reason being is that this board is for mongers to post reviews and share intel not for this joint to become The People's Court or Judge Mathis. The last thing we need is for SW's to come and start infiltrating the board or using stuff against you if they read something that they don't like. (i.e. prices being quoted, etc.) or arguing with mongers like two roosters in a cock fight about what happened during the session if information that was posted was not in their favor or the experience was horrible.

Look, we all know that management and sw's read the board, it's better that they remain in the silent majority and not in the vocal minority. That way they can sit back, take notes and figure out why they are not seeing the kind of bread they could if their product/service was better.

just my .02...[/quote]


PT, I gotta agree with OM78 on this one. Personally, I don't think we need the little amenities and extras that make life unpleasant on this forum. Sometimes, something more than usual is unnecessary.

But on the flipside this could be engaging and exciting!:D What would Jackson think?
This would turn into a: [b][u]"SW Classified Ads - Posted by SW's - With Reviews and Commentary"[/u][/b] section.

Anybody else care to chime in?

On 7/3/09, I was hosting some out of town friends and took them to DC for a good (albeit non-monger) time. After I dropped them home around 2AM, I made for the loop to see what was out and about. I stopped into Archibald's right before closing, and I saw two cute white girls bumming cigarettes outside. Later, I saw them again as I was getting into my car at 15/L. I was SURE they were club girls... till one of them smiled and said "hi". So, I rounded the track till I saw one of the them catch a date, but I couldn't get the other's attention...

...until about 0430, when I picked up Rissa, then thinner of the two, on L b/w 14/13. She definitely gave off a non-SW vibe as we drove around to discuss business, but I was fairly sure she wasn't UCLE since she'd actually gotten in the car. We agreed to $150 to go to her room on Connecticut. This didn't seem too bad since $100 + $30 for the room is the norm for the no-tell, and Rissa was much more suburban than any SW I've met in a very long time.

She has some stretch marks from childberth, but she's rather petite. FYI, DATY is not on the menu. CBJ was lackluster, but Rissa warned me in advance that she had just had her jaw unwired from a car accident and promised better skills in I chose to repeat. CFS was some of the most enthusiastic I've had in ages, starting with CG and moving to mish.

All in all, a fantastic time and well worth a repeat. Rissa claims that she and her friend, Alexis, don't have a pimp (likely story, I know), but it's definitely more possible than with the typical SW, if only because the lingo was wrong (when was the last time you heard a ho refer to other hoes as "prostitutes"?)

Rissa's definitely a keeper and potentially a future ATF. Digits and her website available for respected senior members. Her friend Alexis is also worth a visit, and I'll post a report once I have the chance.

-Strata

ps - OM, I'll look up the format for the next post.

Many of the SW probably have herpes, just as many porn stars do, if only because condoms provide limited protection (viral shedding of herpes occurs throughout the pelvic region, not just on the penis or in the vagina).

SWs and mongers with herpes should be responsible, use protection, take Valtrex or similar anti-viral medication, and not engage in sex in the days immediately prior to or during an outbreak, when they are contagious.

dcrider's flippant attitude toward an STI like herpes is very troubling. That being said, herpes doesn't present as "bumps on the ass", so I doubt he'd know herpes if he saw it. If you want to know what it looks like, use Google images.

-Strata

[QUOTE=Dcrider]Look homes! I've been in the game long enuff to know herps like the back of my hizand. These chics be bangin all types of dudes day in and day out. Not to mention the pounding they take from they management and from LE LOL. For any of you mongers to think these broads are clean you foolin yo self. Don't give a dam how pretty she is, how well she speaks, how big her tits are, how nice her ass is. These chics be burnin. I thought this wuz common knowledge amungs mongas? I guess I was wrizong. Didn't mean to bust yalls bubble. Yall be the same mongas talkin bout you be goin downtown on these broads LOL. LMAO! At licking herpes infested SW'r poontang.[/QUOTE]I here that Lots of people have it and don't even know. Just have to stay wrapped. Have to avoid as much as you can. Certain ones are just unavoidable. Just have to stay away from the HIV. Thats what yall need to be concerned about.

So was there a lot out over the weekend?

I was out of town doing a lil NC mongering.

Pt got some serious sleeping in this AM. I got up at 4am and decide to visit the loop. See what things where looking like on Hump Day. I am like Who blew down the houses and let all the Piglets out. I was on L. Which I am renaming to LARD St. I was like this little Piglet looks like Ham. This Piglet looks like Roast Beef. It was good to see the nice long legs of Janae.

Then, my eyes got refocus with Storm and then Star. Amber. Tasty. I was back in Monger Heaven. Thank you SW for making this a good morning.

Report: 15 plus SW chilling on a very slow morning. This recession needs to break lose. I need to get back to Monger Super Power status.

Mongers. When you going to take a picture of a SW. Make sure there is no MONGER in the picture. I am like Dude. What the heck. He got this tag. Know what; you know who you are. I straight ranted at you.

PT thinking it is gay for a monger to take a picture of SW with monger present.

Been a minute for the kid.. Whats up monger bros!!! The kid was in the mix on the loop Monday morning.. Seen Bigga and Platinum and some new faces.. Met Nu Nu for the first time(gotta get her on film).. Met Storm, seen Star and Amber.. The kid also peeped the beach whales on L St. lol.. The kid also seen a lot of new hoes that deserve the photo treatment.. Who is this Janae??? The kid probably saw her but dont know her by name.. Got some reports on Yani and Platinum comin soon.

I just wanted to say this is the coolest Thread! I wish I lived in or close to D.C., but Im an hour south of D.C. There's not much in Rich(at least not to me), which is also 35 min drive for me. Im just SOL!! Maybe one night(or two) I'll just cruise the area for the hell of it.

Drewsky

[QUOTE=Hfreak]I here that Lots of people have it and don't even know. Just have to stay wrapped. Have to avoid as much as you can. Certain ones are just unavoidable. Just have to stay away from the HIV. Thats what yall need to be concerned about.[/QUOTE]My fellow mongers. Recent study in a newspaper shows that the rate of STD's os very high among SWs in DC. Now that being said I do have to say that sometimes the little head rules over the large one and 'you have to do whatcha have to do.' Do use rubber everytime no matter how good she is. I know y'all trying to be safe out there, but don't get caught up in the moment.

Play safe and stay healthy!

Peace

[QUOTE=Drewsky66]I just wanted to say this is the coolest Thread! I wish I lived in or close to D.C., but Im an hour south of D.C. There's not much in Rich(at least not to me), which is also 35 min drive for me. Im just SOL!! Maybe one night(or two) I'll just cruise the area for the hell of it.

Drewsky[/QUOTE]I just moved from the rich-area a few months ago. Their is a little out their. They quality is not all that great but they out their.

[QUOTE=Trick Williams]Been a minute for the kid.. Whats up monger bros!!! The kid was in the mix on the loop Monday morning.. Seen Bigga and Platinum and some new faces.. Met Nu Nu for the first time(gotta get her on film).. Met Storm, seen Star and Amber.. The kid also peeped the beach whales on L St. lol.. The kid also seen a lot of new hoes that deserve the photo treatment.. Who is this Janae??? The kid probably saw her but dont know her by name.. Got some reports on Yani and Platinum comin soon.[/QUOTE]

Janae has the longest legs out there bar none, tall light skinned girl with kind of dreadlock style hair, can't miss her. Worth a spin.

[QUOTE=Pimp Trick]Pt got some serious sleeping in this AM. I got up at 4am and decide to visit the loop. See what things where looking like on Hump Day. I am like Who blew down the houses and let all the Piglets out. I was on L. Which I am renaming to LARD St. I was like this little Piglet looks like Ham. This Piglet looks like Roast Beef.[/QUOTE]

I thought you liked the phat ass. Seriously, some of those BSWs were pushing 300lbs easily.

Even some of the WSWs are gaining some poundage. Sometimes in the late evening early morning there are a few slim ones, which you know I like. LEO was out the other early AM, around 2:00 a.m. cleaning up the streets. There was nothing, Ghost Town at the OK corral. Kind of hit or miss depending on the night, nothing is regular except maybe the 5:30 and after show.

Pimp Trick does come with a load limit warranty on his tool. LARD street was not the place for shopping. Now, give me Platinum or Bigga. We are got play time coming. It is bad when there is Buffalo on the loop.

All the poundage must mean they are either eating good or there is no Mongering going on to keep the weight off them. Might be some Horny SW's in and around the loop. All that energy and not enough Pimp Trick, DI, OM78, X Facta, Hfreak, or Trick W. to punish it.

What happen to the Justice League of Mongers?

[QUOTE=Drunker Irish]I thought you liked the phat ass. Seriously, some of those BSWs were pushing 300lbs easily.

Even some of the WSWs are gaining some poundage. Sometimes in the late evening early morning there are a few slim ones, which you know I like. LEO was out the other early AM, around 2:00 a.m. cleaning up the streets. There was nothing, Ghost Town at the OK corral. Kind of hit or miss depending on the night, nothing is regular except maybe the 5:30 and after show.[/QUOTE]

Wtf, is all Pimp Trick could say. I am going to get right to the report. Who imported the East Indian Water Buffalo to the Loop. I mean, dang. I was out and about. Then felt this rumble. Every step I took. Pimp Trick was poppin off the pavement.

Then low and behold. The Buffalo was coming around the corner. Chased by management and she was moving. As I try to hit my Monger communicator and call OM78. The rumbling was too much. My communicator feel out of my hand. My eyes where big. N. Spider Sense was on confused.

I engaged the left side of my brain. I told Scott Tricky to give me all power to the Warp Pimp Engines. I took off check out this Buffalo. I am like she put the emphasis on Lard Street.

I guess with the Recession, we will get all types and flavors of SW's. Some should have the reject sticker from the USDA labeling plant. Other then that.

There was a good number of SW's out this weekend. LEO was in full effect. The All Hands on Deck was the issue. It was a prelude to the Bigfoot. That is sure to come either late this month or next month. I see my door to door salesmen LEO. They are stats crew. Watch your backs Mongers.

Well, I had a great weekend. I ended it with Star. Star. Hmmmm. Star. Ahhhhhh. Star. Yea Pimp Trick was seeing Stars. But that is in the next report.

Pimp Trick looking for his Water Buffalo Gun to splash the monstrosity on the LoOp this weekend.

Sw Name: Star. WSW

Description: She is about 5-4, WSW, nice thick frame from last time. So, it is good to have all flavors of Star.

The Pickup: I was working my way to the loop. Check her out, looking good as always. Pretty much my nurse SW. So, it has been a long time for my Pimp Trick checkup. I told her that I need the detail look over. She negotiated a F/S in call.

The Negotiation: She was running FS for $ on the loop, I got it for $$.5 for a trip to her in call location and 45 mins of time.

The Events: After arriving at the Star's notel, I was popping mad trash. She was like calm. In the notel she made sure it is fresh for me (body). She is one of the cleanest SW's in my experience. She told me to relaxed and get undress. I was straight ready for action. G. I. Trick. I end left my traction control on to bang her out. She came to the bed. Asked about the roses, which was taken care of. Pimp Trick was ready for some serious lock door, bang it out, see if she was better then Janae action. I enjoyed one of the best CBJ's I've ever had. I had to get her to stop the dome action so I can pound it doggie. She always gets my tool hard. Flawless skills. I will give the short story. Doggie, Missy, Doggy, Missy, Legs up Missy, more missy until I just had a juicy conclusion. She definitely has a great feel to her box.

The Conclusion: Pimp Trick is going to come out with his personal ratings of all SW's that has flavor the miniature anaconda. Star was consider number one, until Janae came along. Even called me out about it. I will have to say fellas. To each their own.

Star is still UnDisputed. UnChallenged Numba One SW for Pimp Trick. I wish I could bottle her up and see her every night. Then again. Pimp Trick might not survive this battle.

Star clearly holds back on me and I thank her for that every bit of the way. I would be passed out sleep somewhere. Which is not Good for Pimp Trick's swag.

Pimp Trick finally using OM78 format. I wonder if this flows better. Mongers chime in for me.