Massage Parlor Reports

Monday, after the weekends bumrush experience (NOVA escort forum), I decided to go visit m st, first floor, at I think 1815, walked in expecting to climb some stairs after reading the forum, and was greeted at door by momason and a fellow monger sitting on the sofa waiting, so I asked monason if busy I comeback later, she says no and I go in and meet Janie, about 5 ft and 110lbs, maybe 34 35, not bad at all, standard fee, and extra tip, TS good, unrushed and attention to all the right areas, to include a mini full body massage, the dry off and back to the room where she gives me a great massage from head to toe, no rush and then the extras, good CBJ, excellent balls and runway licking and sucking, then some of her ontop, doggie and finished up in miss, overall 7. 5, and repeat potential good, I just wonder what ole boy on the sofa was waiting on, if he thought she was second rate, BR.

Let's just ignore that jackass! Not worth the discussion.

JJ

[QUOTE=Propilot]Doctor Pussy, I am not here to get into a war of the words with you. I do not
know, care or even give a **** about you. I am just stating what I think everyone here probably thinks about you. You are way too old to act that immature at the spas and here online in this forum.

Remember this, when you are intentionally an antagonist (in your case an
***hole), you show a complete LACK OF RESPECT FOR YOURSELF!

Propilot- over and out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Grizzley461]His used up crack ho with a LARS rating of 4 who will half and half you and complain if you take over a 15 minutes at a local flophouse for the princely sum of $150..

Excuse me for being dumb or something but what does "LARS" stand for? I have looked back and RTFF and didn't find what it stood for.

Grizz[/QUOTE]

Public Service Announcement - LARS

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Recently LoveLOS and others on this board have posted on AMP providers and experiences and given LARS™ ratings. In the interest of giving newer members a heads up, the following is reposted.

Originally Posted by Laxman #2
With the Winter Olympics upon us, it strikes me that we need to address the problem of subjective scoring. I would like to propose a standard scoring system for the DC AMP scene that I have named the Lax AMP Rating System (“LARS”™) as follows:

0 – I’m going to slit my wrists
1 – Worst ever
2 – I wouldn’t f**k her with ****’s dick
3 – Really bad
4 – Not recommended, avoid
5 – Adequate, standard fare
6 – Good, above average
7 – Superior
8 – Highly recommended, must see
9 – OMFG, best ever
10 – So good I’m keeping this one for myself

Peace and love

Lax

Hi Fellow Mongers,

I have read the forum and I thank everyone for their comments and sharing their information. I have visisted three AMP in my lifetime, MT and GS and one more in the fields of spring that I think no longer exists. I will be willing share my experiences with you all in PM. Needless to say though, I have not been too impressed with these establishments and always looking to monger some more.

I have not been on the SW scene in a while, but I went back to DC after a while (two or three years). And it was dead. Where did they all go? Frustrated in NOVA. LOL.

I really wanted to say thanks for the information and I will start to post my experience so that others may follow in the monger way and be safe.

Thanks!

The Wolff

My 1st post so bear with me.

I had a dream that I was talking near the Observatory and went and checked in on my Young friends. Good thing I did. Mamasan answered the door and after around a 10 min. Wait, it was time to start the festivities. Paid the house fee and was then told to get ready for the TS. Led by hand to the TS and altho Mamasan was taking care of that, she paid special attention to all the right areas, nice and warm water, almost fell asleep on the table.

After heading back to the room, I am introduced to Tina. 30-35, worked on Sees, nice and petite. Only downfall was no backside, which I really wasn't expecting anyhow. Nice massage and AP. Worked me over, I didn't get what patting the balls of my foot was about, but hey, when in Rome. On the flip, I was offered DATY and started off with some 69. She was very enthused about learning that number and then proceeded to show her some K-9. Afterwards she hopped the saddle and rode it to the finish line. All in all, not bad for $. I would repeat.

Newbies take note!

THIS is how you do it!!

Good job!

JJ


[QUOTE=Chick Magnet]My 1st post so bear with me.

I had a dream that I was talking near the Observatory and went and checked in on my Young friends. Good thing I did. Mamasan answered the door and after around a 10 min. Wait, it was time to start the festivities. Paid the house fee and was then told to get ready for the TS. Led by hand to the TS and altho Mamasan was taking care of that, she paid special attention to all the right areas, nice and warm water, almost fell asleep on the table.

After heading back to the room, I am introduced to Tina. 30-35, worked on Sees, nice and petite. Only downfall was no backside, which I really wasn't expecting anyhow. Nice massage and AP. Worked me over, I didn't get what patting the balls of my foot was about, but hey, when in Rome. On the flip, I was offered DATY and started off with some 69. She was very enthused about learning that number and then proceeded to show her some K-9. Afterwards she hopped the saddle and rode it to the finish line. All in all, not bad for $. I would repeat.[/QUOTE]

Another first post.

I've found out a lot from being a long-time lurker here. I learned where the best AMP's are, which providers to ask for and which to avoid, how to handle myself and how to get out of trouble. Now its time to give something back.

Based on RTFF, I frequent AMP's that are out of the way from most civilians I might run into on the street. Two of my regular spots are Mini and Rio.

Once I find a good provider I tend to stick with her until they go on vacation. Some places are pretty predictable. Others change with the weather.

No matter who my provider is. Or what the name of the place was. I always receive a little AR play and at least the full 60min at the place on 9th. The providers at 1818 tend to be younger and cold at first. Until you find one you like that might warm up to you and then does with repeat visits.

Thanks for all the intel. I'll keep you all posted from time to time.

Buckler

You know it's not really green. I had gone to Supra and asked for Nana, but the Mamasan said "30 minutes" which really means she probably just went in and who knows how long that will take. So I said bye.

Went over to the green door and asked for Connie. Mamasan said "Connie, yes" and took me back. After a moment she came back and said "I forget, Connie take loooong vacation". Right, she forgot. I was about to leave but she said "I show you really nice girl, really nice!". What the heck, I decided to stay.

Met Sue. About 110 pounds, enhanced cees, pretty face. Slightly saggy abs. Maybe 40 years old at most -- starting to get those crows feet. Mongers looking for young eye candy would be disappointed for sure.

Gave me a nice thorough table shower. Massage was VERY thorough. She's very good. She got a little nervous a couple times -- staring at one corner of the ceiling. I think some light was shining through and she thought someone was looking. Kind of freaked me out until I figured out what was going on -- I think it was just cars going by.

Anyway, proceeded to the post massage workout. No AR, but I don't really care about that anyway. Without warning, she jumped on my face. Um, I don't usually do that, but whatever. I dove in and she was quite vocal. Quite an extravagant bush, by the way. After a while I sat up and she gave some enthusiastic language lessons. Went for some mish, then walked the dog. Either she was having a good time or she's a very good actress. We went on a very long time but I couldn't finish as the cover was bothering me for some reason. So I gave her a necklace. She never let up on the vocals the whole time.

Overall nice session, non-rushed and enthusiastic. I might go back. I miss Connie though. Anyone know if she's still around?

Two in a ROW!

Another great start for the board quoted below. Welcome to both our newbies, thanks for de-cloaking!!!

LL

[QUOTE=Buckler]Another first post.

I've found out a lot from being a long-time lurker here. I learned where the best AMP's are, which providers to ask for and which to avoid, how to handle myself and how to get out of trouble. Now its time to give something back.

Based on RTFF, I frequent AMP's that are out of the way from most civilians I might run into on the street. Two of my regular spots are Mini and Rio.

Once I find a good provider I tend to stick with her until they go on vacation. Some places are pretty predictable. Others change with the weather.

No matter who my provider is. Or what the name of the place was. I always receive a little AR play and at least the full 60min at the place on 9th. The providers at 1818 tend to be younger and cold at first. Until you find one you like that might warm up to you and then does with repeat visits.

Thanks for all the intel. I'll keep you all posted from time to time.

Buckler[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Max Billion]She got a little nervous a couple times -- staring at one corner of the ceiling. I think some light was shining through and she thought someone was looking. Kind of freaked me out until I figured out what was going on -- I think it was just cars going by.[/QUOTE]

That's where the hidden camera is located. We'll be looking for you on You Tube! LOL

[QUOTE=Drew Park]That's where the hidden camera is located. We'll be looking for you on You Tube! LOL[/QUOTE]I think it was Chris Matthews and his "Hard Balls" crew :)

Thanks to help offered from some mongers here I found the Red Door today and had a visit with Sue. I thought it might be the same Sue from HWC in Nova since she gave DFK but she is not the same. Fun none the less!!

Sue is a little older than I like but she made up for it in performance. Nice bolt on's, firm but not rock hard. Had a very good table shower, extra cleaning where needed and a nice massage while soaping up. Back to the room for a good firm massage. She has surprisingly strong hands which is nice since I am a big guy. After the hard work she did an extended AR session with lots of ball sucking and working the whole area. This led to some DFK and DATY. It got good with the DATY, she went crazy! I don't think she really intended to enjoy it as much as she did since she told me when I stopped that she was not supposed to cum, she was supposed to be working. I am not so sure but it seems like the girls feel guilty when they cum for real on the job. Not really sure why. On to a standing mish then driving her into the wall a little when I climbed on the table with her to drive it all the way home, DFK while doing it. I have to say she has superior muscle control in there. She was able to milk it without moving.

After resting a minute we went back to the shower since we had both worked up a sweat.

Good time was had by all for about 80 minutes. I left very satisfied.

I saw Misha at Green Ct. Today and it was nice. She is pretty, funny, and energetic. I got a great shower, super massage that really took out a lot of stress, and then some great festivities.

Nothing like the old days, but good all the same, all the languages except the AR was faux. I enjoyed the session.

I hate getting so old, what happened today was I got my groove, in the mood, nice weird position, and my frickin' thigh cramped! Shit I walked it off and resumed, but hell.

At the end we talked about New York, and I told her about eating Korean food on 32'nd Street--Koreatown. Then I left, walked down the alley to L Street, and what do you know, I smelled something vaguely familiar. Holy Cow, a Korean street vendor right there. Bulgogi, Bibimbap, Kimchi, everything carryout.

I wonder if they know customers of that other Korean specialty were right there too.

Peace

Nice report Don. Glad you had a nice time.

Is Green Court open on Sunday? 14K? Others?

I have the yellow fever really bad and need to take the cure Sunday!

JJ

After spending too much time looking up places, addresses, and printing maps/ directions, I figured there had to be a better way. I finally got a handheld GPS to help, and thanks to you guys' consolidated lists it's no problem. Here is a .kml (Keyhole Markup Language) file that you can use with Google Earth, Google Maps, or use an editor (ie PoiEdit) to convert to your GPS/ Nav system format.

Perhaps this link will work also:
[url]http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&time=&date=&ttype=&ie=UTF8&msa=0&msid=108047515744631636721.00043bda9974eeae44c50&om=1&ll=38.92149,-77.014503&spn=0.126876,0.2314&z=12[/url]

Thanks to all that have provided info and details and thanks Wayward and all other contributers for the AMP list! Since that list is pretty old, if modifications are needed, let me know and I'll make changes.

ps (change extenstion to .kml)

Sleazbum asks whether anyone is open on Sunday. I think it is probably one of their busiest times. When I would go to DT on Sunday morning, shortly after the 10:00 opening, I would frequently have to wait. I'm guessing a lot of you would drop of your families at church and head over to the AMP, figuring that about the time you finsihed would be about the time they were ready to be picked up. Other than when the heat is on, do they ever close? I mean, for a whole day? I don't think so. I suppose for most Sunday mongers the biggest problem is what excuse you give the wifey for why you're not joining her in church.

[QUOTE=Love Tractor]After spending too much time looking up places, addresses, and printing maps/ directions, I figured there had to be a better way. I finally got a handheld GPS to help, and thanks to you guys' consolidated lists it's no problem. Here is a .kml (Keyhole Markup Language) file that you can use with Google Earth, Google Maps, or use an editor (ie PoiEdit) to convert to your GPS/ Nav system format.

Perhaps this link will work also:
[url]http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&time=&date=&ttype=&ie=UTF8&msa=0&msid=108047515744631636721.00043bda9974eeae44c50&om=1&ll=38.92149,-77.014503&spn=0.126876,0.2314&z=12[/url]

Thanks to all that have provided info and details and thanks Wayward and all other contributers for the AMP list! Since that list is pretty old, if modifications are needed, just pm me and I'll make changes.

ps (change extenstion to .kml)[/QUOTE]This is awesome, thanks for the hard work. I dont get to the DC area that much, so I can really use this.

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]Is Green Court open on Sunday? 14K? Others?

I have the yellow fever really bad and need to take the cure Sunday!

JJ[/QUOTE]
They're all at church on Sundays!

If you give them a call, they may invite you to their special services - missionary visits included...starting at 10AM...

Thanks!

I will file the report upon my return later today.

JJ

[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]They're all at church on Sundays!

If you give them a call, they may invite you to their special services - missionary visits included...starting at 10AM...[/QUOTE]

Finally made the trip to 1333 Green. Saw Michelle. She is older - good. She has long hair - good. She is tall at about 5'5" - ok. She does a GREAT hard massage - GREAT!

Got there and drew Michelle. Gave Michelle the house fee. Table shower was busy so she gave an outstanding hard massage while we were waiting for the TS. Left the $ tip out in sight on the table while undressing.

TS was VERY complete! I don't think my butt has ever been scrubbed that well as well as all the other parts. I was squeeky clean coming out of the shower.

Back to the room for another GREAT hard massage!

Flip and she runs off to get the tools of the trade. CBJ with extreme energy! She was wanting to get me off that way, I think. Then some mish and a big finish with the congress of the canine.

She is not into long term pounding! She kept saying "Too big! Hurry up!"

When I stopped to enter the congress of the canine she grabbed this cloth measureing tape from somewhere and put it on me and measured me. THAT has NEVER happened before!! I don't know metrics but she said 23 long and 15 around and again with the "Too big! Hurry up!" during the bowwow exercises once I got her back into position.

WTF!!! I have had white women scream at the size before but NEVER a Korean!! Anyway, I turned a deaf ear to her and banged on to explosion.

It was good but I will not see her again!

All in all, she did get the job done and her massage skills are really good.

I find it amazing how the size of the woman has nothing to do with the ability to take a good drive session. That tiny little Chinese last month did much better than this bigger Korean.

So, while I will return to 1333 I will NOT accept Michelle again.

JJ

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]she grabbed this cloth measureing tape from somewhere and put it on me and measured me. THAT has NEVER happened before!! I don't know metrics but she said 23 long and 15 around and again with the "Too big! Hurry up!"

JJ[/QUOTE]
LMAO! Maybe it was stashed under the pillow. Be happy it wasnt Suji...she went nuts on my 25cm and I was sore for a week!

I've gotten that from Koreans before ... and I'm not that big. Some of them are pretty small down there, even if their bodies aren't tiny, and some are just faking it for whatever reason.

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]

WTF!!! I have had white women scream at the size before but NEVER a Korean

JJ[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]I don't know metrics but she said 23 long and 15 around and again with the "Too big! Hurry up!" during the bowwow exercises once I got her back into position.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.worldwidemetric.com/metcal.htm[/url]

I presume the measurement is centimeters and NOT millimeters, right? :^)

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]Finally made the trip to 1333 Green. Saw Michelle. She is older - good. She has long hair - good. She is tall at about 5'5" - ok. She does a GREAT hard massage - GREAT!

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I find it amazing how the size of the woman has nothing to do with the ability to take a good drive session. That tiny little Chinese last month did much better than this bigger Korean.

So, while I will return to 1333 I will NOT accept Michelle again.

JJ[/QUOTE]

The same is true of the backdoor. A woman's ability to take it in there seems to have little to do with her size. I've seen small women take it easily and large women say ouch. (Yes, really small women always have trouble).

[QUOTE=Drew Park][url]http://www.worldwidemetric.com/metcal.htm[/url]

I presume the measurement is centimeters and NOT millimeters, right? :^)[/QUOTE]
Glad he said it was metric...otherwise, who the hell would want to follow a 23 incher? Is that even possible?

And no, Mr. Ed doesn't count...

...well, he does, but with his hooves...

Never thought that much about it....



[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]Glad he said it was metric...otherwise, who the hell would want to follow a 23 incher? Is that even possible?

And no, Mr. Ed doesn't count...

...well, he does, but with his hooves...[/QUOTE]

Made my first visit yesterday to Green CT. I say first because there will be more visits to follow. Great table shower and fantastic in room service. Almost a true GFE. Cocoa is about 5'5", natural b's and overall nice body. She was happy to accept my 5 certified by the US Govt. portraits of President Jackson. Fake AR but well done. BB service where you want it to be and covered where it needs to be. The service was pleasant, unrushed and complete. It's been awhile since I've had what I would consider unrushed service. Thanks to those who reviewed this place. Makes the trip to DC worthwhile.

I will be in DC in a couple weeks and will be staying near Bolling AF Base for at least a night. Are there any AMPs near that area? Feel free to PM if it's more appropriate. Thanks.

Went to an old place that has re-opened lately. Met a young girl named Ho-ba? Or O-pa, can't be sure. Her English is weak and my Korean nearly non-existent. Tried everything next to begging but couldn't get everything; just a HJ. She says no everything any more. Not sure if this is across the board but I don't have enough data. I guess I TOFTT. Still .6 for the hour plus more for college tuition. Hopefully will have better news next visit.

Stay safe

[QUOTE=Ampfreq]Went to an old place that has re-opened lately. Met a young girl named Ho-ba? Or O-pa, can't be sure. Her English is weak and my Korean nearly non-existent. Tried everything next to begging but couldn't get everything; just a HJ. She says no everything any more. Not sure if this is across the board but I don't have enough data. I guess I TOFTT. Still .6 for the hour plus more for college tuition. Hopefully will have better news next visit.

Stay safe[/QUOTE]

Even going back a couple years, it seems the service at the 1333 was never that great -not like Royal, Happiness or Sun.

[QUOTE=Chaz]Sleazbum asks whether anyone is open on Sunday. I think it is probably one of their busiest times. When I would go to DT on Sunday morning, shortly after the 10:00 opening, I would frequently have to wait. I'm guessing a lot of you would drop of your families at church and head over to the AMP, figuring that about the time you finsihed would be about the time they were ready to be picked up. Other than when the heat is on, do they ever close? I mean, for a whole day? I don't think so. I suppose for most Sunday mongers the biggest problem is what excuse you give the wifey for why you're not joining her in church.[/QUOTE]

LOL. Sunday nights are slow and I heard it from the WHORSES mouth.

Is there anybody notice a camera inside the room and shower at Supra?

Patterns in this business vary greatly from one city to another. Some places are hopping on Sundays and others, even some of the busiest, are dead. Most AMPs that I have seen stay open on Sunday regardless of the workload. Watch the parking lots. If business is slow, they'll be happy to see you coming.

[QUOTE=Irish Male2]I will be in DC in a couple weeks and will be staying near Bolling AF Base for at least a night. Are there any AMPs near that area? Feel free to PM if it's more appropriate. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

Nope. But if you wander the streets of SE you will be bound to find some sort of action. Most of it related to gunshots.

[QUOTE=Drew Park]Nope. But if you wander the streets of SE you will be bound to find some sort of action. Most of it related to gunshots.[/QUOTE]

That's why I'm staying on base!!! SE just seems to be hard forever.

Irish Male2

SE (particularly Anacostia) is probably one of the most dangerous parts of D.C. You would be better off in the downtown area, or perhaps one or two places in NE. If you spend much time in SE you are taking your life in your hands. Don't know where you are from, but if you are used to packing in your hometown, don't even think about it in D.C.

Or you could take 295/BWP up toward Jessup or Elkridge. Much safer and you can find one or two decent AMPs.

Enjoy your stay in our nation's capital.

LexLuther

[QUOTE=LexLuther]Irish Male2

SE (particularly Anacostia) is probably one of the most dangerous parts of D.C. You would be better off in the downtown area, or perhaps one or two places in NE. If you spend much time in SE you are taking your life in your hands. Don't know where you are from, but if you are used to packing in your hometown, don't even think about it in D.C.

Or you could take 295/BWP up toward Jessup or Elkridge. Much safer and you can find one or two decent AMPs.

Enjoy your stay in our nation's capital.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]

Thanks Lex, it's been almost 30 years since I lived in the area (Montgomery County). I remember however that parts of the city were dangerous. I probably should have been clearer by asking if there was anything near metro that I could get to in daytime. Or if perhaps I'd be better off going across the river to NVa.

[QUOTE=Irish Male2]I will be in DC in a couple weeks and will be staying near Bolling AF Base for at least a night. Are there any AMPs near that area? Feel free to PM if it's more appropriate. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

IM -- Will PM you in a day or so. Several options in your neck of the woods, but you'll need a rental car or a complicated trip on the Metro.

-- Max

[QUOTE=Irish Male2]Thanks Lex, it's been almost 30 years since I lived in the area (Montgomery County). I remember however that parts of the city were dangerous. I probably should have been clearer by asking if there was anything near metro that I could get to in daytime. Or if perhaps I'd be better off going across the river to NVa.[/QUOTE]
In case it can help IM, here's the Metro Map:
[url]http://www.wmata.com/maps/metrorail_street_map.cfm[/url]