Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Nobull1]This is the most evil post I've seen on this forum. It is clearly meant to do harm to a provider.[/QUOTE]

I agree, I think we should move on with this topic, enough has been said. This forum is about entertainment as well as education and prevention. We have been entertained, educated and to some prevented on seeing this provider. she should been given a chance to redeem herself if you will. The provider should have know better not to come here and be bullish, to be so nasty and confrontational, that was enough spike to start an unnecessary fire. Let's extinguish it right here, she doesn't deserve that low blow, and lets concentrate on more interesting and enlightening experiences....
Truce for Heather... let's give it up guys.... be cool in USA

I went to Ginza a few days ago. I paid the usual $80 to enter. I got the usual rough slap around massage from Lilly. Then, I was told to sit up and headed out the door at 45 minutes. I was told no more HE's now or in the future. That's my last trip.

I would expect better from a Sr. Member.

Everyone is hammering Heather. We are spending to much time and your comments are evil as stated by coolin usa.

I agree with coolin usa. We can all choose who we see and it's up to us to state how the visit was. We need to be careful how we word thing.

the bottom line is who care if she did or will or might.

Who cares is she returns calls. I am sure her regular clients get returned calls. Most of us are not regulars because they are looking for more items on the menu therefore we move on.

I can see why she would not call us back. She is a person just like us who spends time marketing herself.

Time to leave her alone.

[QUOTE=Nobull1]$$ by not visiting this hybrid.

(BTW: This is fiction: just to add fuel to the fire)[/QUOTE]This is a sad day.

Gentleman 100>>>> just wanting to ad fuel to the fire. <<< this is pathetic.

This is fiction You claim.. we are not writing novels..

You are not a gentleman///

Wow, six posts hammering the guy for what was clearly a joke! Maybe it was tacky, but it was obviously not meant to be truthful. I LOL'd when I first read it. GM100 is a top notch poster and at least deserves the benefit of the doubt.

On another note, I drove past Touch Of Asia today in Kissimmee. There's defeinitely no missing it when you drive by. The four car parking lot was full. You would think they would have found a place with a little more capacity.

All this talk about Touch of Asia openning up in Kissimmee and the obvious interest from people saying there is nothing else in that area had me wondering. Where would you want to see a new MP open up? From personal experience, I don't believe there is anything on the west side of town, at all. The only MP that I even know about west of I-4 is TC Massage in Apopka.

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]I cannot remember where, but I think that I might have heard that Heather, used to be Harry. In other words, she used to be a he (post-operative trans-sexual).

I could be wrong about this. But it sounds like it is within the realm of probability, so that is good enough for me. Did anyone check to see if Heather has an Adam's Apple, 5:00 shadow, or a re-formed va-jay-jay?

Thank's to everyone posting about her/him. This has saved me a ton of $$$ by not visiting this hybrid.

(BTW: This is fiction: just to add fuel to the fire)[/QUOTE]

Personally I thought it was pretty funny. What part of "(BTW: This is fiction: just to add fuel to the fire)" did you not understand?

CB

ps - I also want to thank you for some great posts GM100. The do's and donts post is a classic and one every Sr. member wannabe here should read

Mr. Orlando: I think it was just a joke. It is sign of a professionalism to return calls. You can have your opinion about Heather, we can have ours.

and occupation, your home address and your work address. Then we can write phony sh*t about you and send it to your family, your boss, and/or your customers. Go ahead; do it. And, post the names and addresses of those who are most important to you so we can inform them (in fiction of course) of any kind of crap we want to make up. We would do this to "just add fuel to the fire," er uh, to help make your life miserable. Now, do you get it?


[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]Personally I thought it was pretty funny. What part of "(BTW: This is fiction: just to add fuel to the fire)" did you not understand?

CB

ps - I also want to thank you for some great posts GM100. The do's and donts post is a classic and one every Sr. member wannabe here should read[/QUOTE]

Does anyone know if this "Liz" is the same "Elizabeth" who used to work at Lotus? [url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/ths/628298811.html[/url]

If so, any feedback is appreciated. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]I cannot remember where, but I think that I might have heard that Heather, used to be Harry. In other words, she used to be a he (post-operative trans-sexual).

I could be wrong about this. But it sounds like it is within the realm of probability, so that is good enough for me. Did anyone check to see if Heather has an Adam's Apple, 5:00 shadow, or a re-formed va-jay-jay?

Thank's to everyone posting about her/him. This has saved me a ton of $$$ by not visiting this hybrid.

(BTW: This is fiction: just to add fuel to the fire)[/QUOTE]Funny Stuff. I assure you she is all women and not remanufactured, lol.

That was funny, a little over the top, but funny nonetheless.

I think there is enough fuel on this fire, but your post is making it spread like wild fire.

[QUOTE=Nobull1]and occupation, your home address and your work address. Then we can write phony sh*t about you and send it to your family, your boss, and/or your customers. Go ahead; do it. And, post the names and addresses of those who are most important to you so we can inform them (in fiction of course) of any kind of crap we want to make up. We would do this to "just add fuel to the fire," er uh, to help make your life miserable. Now, do you get it?[/QUOTE]

I will let Gentleman100 speak for himself about his true intentions. My comment was only that "in my eyes" his posting was clearly "tongue in cheek". Maybe I missed something, but I saw only an attempt at satire. Nothing in his posts listed addresses or sent info to family members.

Since some may take things posted on this board "literally", I should clarify..
Clinton Bush is NOT my real name. I am NOT President (though I like ladies playing swallow the leader) or Head of State (though I do state I like head).

This is a creative writing forum for fiction writers. Don't believe anything you read here. Especially any fictional accounts of sexual adventures that I may or may not have had. I doubt "Mr. Orlando" sang with Dawn and I don't think "Putt Putt" owns a national chain of mini-golf, but I'll let them comment.

What you are saying is that Gentleman100 is not a gentleman. Considering the guy is 100 and still submitting reports, I thought to cut him some slack.

I'm not here to get into a pissing contest with anyone. Not purpose of this board. I apologize if I offended anyone. Just wanted people to lighten up on a Senior member that has had good reports in the past and that I thought did nothing so terrible now. That's the last I will say on this subject.

Best Regards to all.

CB

This is my thinking too. Pretty obvious parody and maybe a few posters were a bit jumpy. If you think its in poor taste its OK to say so of course but no need to be vicious, it definitely wasn't THAT flagrant

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]I will let Gentleman100 speak for himself about his true intentions. My comment was only that "in my eyes" his posting was clearly "tongue in cheek". Maybe I missed something, but I saw only an attempt at satire. Nothing in his posts listed addresses or sent info to family members.

Since some may take things posted on this board "literally", I should clarify..
Clinton Bush is NOT my real name. I am NOT President (though I like ladies playing swallow the leader) or Head of State (though I do state I like head).

This is a creative writing forum for fiction writers. Don't believe anything you read here. Especially any fictional accounts of sexual adventures that I may or may not have had. I doubt "Mr. Orlando" sang with Dawn and I don't think "Putt Putt" owns a national chain of mini-golf, but I'll let them comment.

What you are saying is that Gentleman100 is not a gentleman. Considering the guy is 100 and still submitting reports, I thought to cut him some slack.

I'm not here to get into a pissing contest with anyone. Not purpose of this board. I apologize if I offended anyone. Just wanted people to lighten up on a Senior member that has had good reports in the past and that I thought did nothing so terrible now. That's the last I will say on this subject.

Best Regards to all.

CB[/QUOTE]

I tried her after seeing the Craig's list ad. The massage was a 7-8 out of 10. It is in a location where there are numerous other therapists, aesthetician's, etc. The walls are paper thin. She asked me if I wanted a drape. I told her, "No". The massage is off to a good start. Then, after the flip I asked about a HE. She said she does not do them. I asked even after you get to know the client. She said she would never jeopadize her license.

Sorry lads but I also thought it was damn funny. If you couldn't figure out the part where he clearly said it was fiction then maybe this isn't the board for you. It was a damn joke, and a funny one.

Oh I love that line. I will have to remember that. Too funny. A sense of humor is so damn sexy!

Debbie

Casselberry. It's in a shopping complex, small but the old lady that ran it had a fairly tall chinese girl working there. It was .8 to enter and for 100 she would do it all covered.

Call her and ask her.

[QUOTE=Whiskeysours]Does anyone know if this "Liz" is the same "Elizabeth" who used to work at Lotus? [url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/ths/628298811.html[/url]

If so, any feedback is appreciated. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Whiskeysours]Does anyone know if this "Liz" is the same "Elizabeth" who used to work at Lotus? [url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/ths/628298811.html[/url]

If so, any feedback is appreciated. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I wish there was a picture. But my last communication with "Jayden" at Lotus, is that she moved to CA with her man because he found out about her dessert menu at Lotus.

I think "Jayden" blamed my postings on this. Well, I hope that it is the same girl, because she was like tender lamb, young and tasty.

Be safe.

Dropped by the AMP in Indian Hills Shopping Carter, my second visit at this place. Therapist was Ruby, a tiny Korean with Meryl Streep's face. She was playful from the beginning which continued 'till I walked out the door; she's not the least bit shy. Massage was good, very much in the style you receive at most Asian places, but the interactions with her, mostly initiated by her, were more complex. I'll feel more comfortable with her next time, now that I have a sense of what she's like. I do recommend her. I tipped 40 which was in keeping with the service I received.

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]I wish there was a picture. But my last communication with "Jayden" at Lotus, is that she moved to CA with her man because he found out about her dessert menu at Lotus.

I think "Jayden" blamed my postings on this. Well, I hope that it is the same girl, because she was like tender lamb, young and tasty.

Be safe.[/QUOTE]I heard the same thing from Jayden during a recent visit. However, the impression I got was that "moving to CA" was either make-believe or she actually did, but moved back to FL. I never got to see her when she worked at Lotus, but now she's apparently singing the "I'm a legit LMT who would never do that" tune.

But, damn, Gentleman, "young and tasty? " Please tell me you're kidding, because if she is the same girl, I will be forever convinced that I have the worst timing in the world. Because she indeed appeared to be a tender, potentially tasty lamb.

[QUOTE=Nobull1]Dropped by the AMP in Indian Hills Shopping Carter, my second visit at this place. Therapist was Ruby, a tiny Korean with Meryl Streep's face. She was playful from the beginning which continued 'till I walked out the door; she's not the least bit shy. Massage was good, very much in the style you receive at most Asian places, but the interactions with her, mostly initiated by her, were more complex. I'll feel more comfortable with her next time, now that I have a sense of what she's like. I do recommend her. I tipped 40 which was in keeping with the service I received.[/QUOTE]


This is exactly how reports on this forum should be written!! Especially considering the current political and social climate currently in place, graphic comments are unnecessary and many times are untrue, hurtful to the therapist and damning to the establishment or provider as the case may be.
The old days are gone, everyone sees everything now---adjust accordingly in public---PM's work great for more detailed information.----VS

I have been advocating for years (along with respect for women) that reviews do not need to graphic to be effective. Pretty simple really.

Was she as pictured or described.

Did you have a good time?

And, the big one. Would you see her again?

Often times more important is who writes the review than what it says. If a trusted poster says he will be back, then that is enough for me to want to give someone a try.

Incidentally, some of the mama-sans blame forums like this one for causing them problems. I tried to tell you (many things actually) but no one wants to listen. Can you hear me now?

Am I arrogant? Yes, seems I am. Am I right most of the time. Yes, seems I am.

Hey heard about this AMP in Kissimme that just opened anyone been there some 411 would be great.

While I don't disagree with the advice written in the last two posts, I'm just laughing at the arrogance of the two "senior" posters. Hell, I'm a senior here as well. That doesn't mean shit, except that I got here before a few other folks.

Your advice is sound. Your delivery is pathetic. Is it possible for you to compliment the format of someone's post without acting like a third grade trying to show how smart he is and how everyone should do as he says?

Get over yourselves.

[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy]While I don't disagree with the advice written in the last two posts, I'm just laughing at the arrogance of the two "senior" posters. Hell, I'm a senior here as well. That doesn't mean shit, except that I got here before a few other folks.

Your advice is sound. Your delivery is pathetic. Is it possible for you to compliment the format of someone's post without acting like a third grade trying to show how smart he is and how everyone should do as he says?

Get over yourselves.[/QUOTE]

....and all along I thought Senior was Spanish for Mister. Isn't the site hosted in Spain??

WOF

Being a non-senior member, it is disconcerting seeing the senior members (titans) clashing. I may not be able to sleep tonight.

Explanation: Sarcasm.

Let's get back to the business of the forum: more, good reports.

Take care.

I really like this place. It's very new and clean, and if standard AMP service is what you are interested in, it's a great choice. I was a big fan of Mae's at Ginza before they changed their focus, and Assa is along the same lines. I have a regular therapist at Assa (meaning I have been way too many times in the past few days! ) who I really like. She's a sweet girl and she gives great service. Head on down and treat them well my friends.

[QUOTE=Worldsoffun]....and all along I though Senior was Spanish for Mister. Isn't the site hosted in Spain??

WOF[/QUOTE]

Explains all the AARP mail I have been receiving lately!

[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy]While I don't disagree with the advice written in the last two posts, I'm just laughing at the arrogance of the two "senior" posters. Hell, I'm a senior here as well. That doesn't mean shit, except that I got here before a few other folks.

Your advice is sound. Your delivery is pathetic. Is it possible for you to compliment the format of someone's post without acting like a third grade trying to show how smart he is and how everyone should do as he says?

Get over yourselves.[/QUOTE]


and having read all your posts I have to say you have a lot of class........unfortunately all of it is low.

Oh, and it is third grader... not third grade. I do not have to show how smart I am, I am very smart, "why my man that is intuitively obvious", erudite, urbane, sophisticated, gourmand are all adjectives used to describe me.
I have never advocated anyone do as I say or do, to paraphrase Clark Gable "Frankly sponge I don't give a damn".
Magnanimous perfection A.K.A.----Very Slowly

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]Being a non-senior member, it is disconcerting seeing the senior members (titans) clashing. I may not be able to sleep tonight.

Explanation: Sarcasm.

Let's get back to the business of the forum: more, good reports.

Take care.[/QUOTE]

Rock-a bye-baby LOL, sleep well, we are all big boys here---VS

[QUOTE=VerySlowly]and having read all your posts I have to say you have a lot of class........unfortunately all of it is low.

Oh, and it is third grader... not third grade. I do not have to show how smart I am, I am very smart, "why my man that is intuitively obvious", erudite, urbane, sophisticated, gourmand are all adjectives used to describe me.
I have never advocated anyone do as I say or do, to paraphrase Clark Gable "Frankly sponge I don't give a damn".
Magnanimous perfection A.K.A.----Very Slowly[/QUOTE]

Thanks for restoring a sense of humor to the forum. You're funny.

I saw a few requests as to what happened to her. She is no longer there. She got married Saturday, and is apparently out of the business.

SOG

Magnanimous perfection A.K.A.----Very Slowly[/QUOTE]

I too have noticed that you're perfect. Don't think I've ever communicated with someone who's perfect. I'm getting little jittery.

[QUOTE=Nobull1]Magnanimous perfection A.K.A.----Very Slowly[/QUOTE]

I too have noticed that you're perfect. Don't think I've ever communicated with someone who's perfect. I'm getting little jittery.[/QUOTE]


Some of the ladies think I am GOD..... but like all of you I am GOD spelled backward, and as always if you can't run with the big GOD'S stay on the porch----VS

[url]http://www.news.com/8301-13578_3-9927552-38.html?part=rss&subj=news&tag=2547-1_3-0-5[/url]

Read that garbage.

Today I visited Touch of Asia again. I will keep this short.

Massage: Good
Extras: Yes
Same girl: Yes
Left happy: Yes
Hope the Latina hostess will get her license soon: Definitely.

Be safe.

[QUOTE=Fluxaeon]I tried her after seeing the Craig's list ad. The massage was a 7-8 out of 10. It is in a location where there are numerous other therapists, aesthetician's, etc. The walls are paper thin. She asked me if I wanted a drape. I told her, "No". The massage is off to a good start. Then, after the flip I asked about a HE. She said she does not do them. I asked even after you get to know the client. She said she would never jeopadize her license.[/QUOTE]Are there any other regular SPs who allow the client to be undraped while on the table?

For those who may have read about a negative experience for me at Lotus, you may remember that I vowed never to go back.

Well, I think that I will go back in the near future and ask for my favorite therapist there. I will talk to her about a clear understanding between us that is reasonable.

1. I get the usual great service.

2. What happens in Lotus, stays in Lotus: I will report general information about this place, without mentioning names or details in this open forum.

3. Therapist will >>>NEVER<<< call me without my expressed permission.

Why am I going back? I found that this is a place that suits me almost perfectly (long drive for me) with a quality service provider who knows what I like (sort of like your favorite bartender who gives you your favorite drink automatically). I am just not finding the same level of service and client appreciation close to where I live.

I am posting this partly because I know that my favorite therapist reads this forum. I want her to know that I want to see her again for the same quality service as before.

General advice to any enthusiast: find a quality place that suits you, and go there exclusively (have 1-2 backups), asking for your favorite girl. She will appreciate it, and so will you.

Be safe and have fun.