Real Deal Experience (RDE)
I don't know about you guys, but I am tired of girls, who are anything but, saying your time with them with be a GFE (Girlfriend Experience). First of all, my girlfriends always looked like their pictures. Second, none ever tried to put a condom on me for oral. Third every last one of them pushed my head down there every chance they got. And, come to think of it, none ever suggested it would cost me an extra $20.
So, I recommend that we come up with a new term for a girl who provides the experience we are looking for. How about Real Deal Experience (RDE)? Hopefully, we can keep it among ourselves and the girls won't start using it (though I have been seeing them describe themselves on BP and CL as the Real Deal lately).
Good practice for every single monger
I think you did a right thing to be cautious.
Thanks for the input
[QUOTE=Snow Plow]Not long ago, I visited a ro-b I mean provider who worked out of her house. When we were done, I was instructed to toss my used raincoat in the trash can instead of flushing it down the toilet, as I've grown accustomed to. I tied it in a knot, put it in my pocket, to be disposed of at a different location. She thought it was " retarded " of me to do that. Even after explaining to her that it was a measure of precaution, in the event that her subsequent client turns out to be Jack the ripper, I didn't want my DNA to be readily available for investigators to match with my phone number that's already in her phone records for that day. BTW, that was the only time I got a smile out of her.
What's your take on the subject?
Snow Plow.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Snow Plow]It's funny that you brought up this subject, because I was going to touch on it from the other perspective. Just recently , my friend saw someone off BP. He refused to tell me her name, as he's not too keen on sharing info about his finds. He told me that she reeked of ass. Especially when in the k-9 position. He tried to subdue it by squeezing her cheeks together, without much success. Her condition kept him from from leaving happy.
I told him that he should've told her about her problem, but he said that he's not good at these confrontationally delicate situations. I told him that when his hard earned money is at stake, confrontations should be the least of his worries.[/QUOTE]
Somes days this forum has more entertainment value than any other place on the internet. This is one of those days. I can see the exchange now.
John: Whoa, cough cough.
Provider: Hey, no funny stuff now. If you want that you have to pay extra.
John: What did you have for lunch, that specialty sandwich from Taco Bell?
Provider: That's not a sandwich it's a Tortada!
John: Well, whatever it is half of it is still here. How about we finish this in the shower?
Provider: OK, but if I drop the soap, no funny stuff otherwise ...
John: Yeah, I know, you have to charge me extra. By the way, what do you do with the used condoms?
New twist...........old game
Wow! With this twist she doesn't even have to jump out of the car!
Just lay back and let the suckers donate their money honey.
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most of those mothers are good girls I have met
I agree.
I have met some good girls who mentioned responsibility to their children and don't do drug at all and just save money for their children. We need to respect them and appreciate their service provided to us.
I hope those girls who read this site can understand most Mongers respect them and appreciate their services. Orlando's OBT is a special place in this country and some moral standards need to be established to benefit both mongers and SW: Mutual respects and fair donation negotiation, and both honor the agreed service and donation.
[QUOTE=Vino 7373]I just wanted to wish our Mother's out there a happy Mother's Day. Many of the girls that we dream about are trying to give their children a better life. In our moments of self-gratification, we can tend to forget that fact. The brave woman that you're enjoying, has children that look up to her as "Mommy." For them, she's everything in the world. They depend upon her to feed them, protect them, care for them, and give them the love that they need.
Most of the MILF's we see are single parents. They should be treated with respect and admiration. These are women that're just trying to make it the best way they know how.
I hope all the Mother's on this board receive the love and adoration from their children that they so richly deserve today. Happy Mother's Day all![/QUOTE]
Leaving Trails for wifey!
Not me, serious, but someone I met, texted a gal and his wife picked up his phone while in the shower and read his texts.
If your gonna text lock your phone or better yet, erase them as you get them and always initiate them.
Never use your real name, then you can plead ignorance if some stranger texts you, never tell the other party where you work.
Always have a little truth in what you tell wifey, I went by the Walmart, even if you just drove past it its not a lie, your face won't reflect an untruth.
I usually call my regulars honey, sweety never by their name.