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Definitely been a long time coming getting our session arranged, but oh so worth the wait! I appreciate you visiting me and really enjoyed tormenting you, oops, I mean servicing. Hee hee. Hurry up and come back already, miss those soft lips! Mmmm.

Ladies: he's devilishly handsome, tender, fun, and certainly knows his way around a woman's body. He's a yes, yes, yes!

[QUOTE=BraddyWestSide;2761553]Another "we finally we're able to get our schedules lined up" post. Saw her today. Holy god. She's a beauty. Very very well deserved of all the praise she's getting here. My new ATF. Thanks for the great time this morning Avalon. Can't wait until next time.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Prophotog;2763073]With her, there ain't no showing up. Got to get past her background check first.[/QUOTE]Damn, I hear people mentioning this screening process from Avalon is like applying for a TS clearance LOL. I sure a damn lucky I saw her a while back when it was no where near this rigorous. I hardly went through any screening at all. Although as you get more and more popular it comes with more scum you have to filter out I suppose.

[QUOTE=SDragonGuy;2763533]Damn, I hear people mentioning this screening process from Avalon is like applying for a TS clearance LOL. I sure a damn lucky I saw her a while back when it was no where near this rigorous. I hardly went through any screening at all. Although as you get more and more popular it comes with more scum you have to filter out I suppose.[/QUOTE]I don't know her screening process, don't think I want to. Been in this hobby for over a decade, senior member on this board, pay for and am verified multiple times on p411, VIP on independent girls, ladies on here can vouch for me. Nobody's getting any more information about me than what they can gather from those sites except my first name, don't care how hot you are. Safety first goes both ways.

OMG. You are so naughty. Mmmm. That's all I'm going to say! LOL.

[QUOTE=MiniMan27;2761748]I know I just seen and reviewed her but I just couldn't help myself I had to return for another one of her Amazing sessions and then some, she has a very nice incall, her skills are fantastic and really seems to enjoy what she does she has an amazing tight body and knows how to use it awsome mussel control wow, so if you get A chance and make it thru her screening process then you will have a good adventure she has an AD in the classifieds section so you can find her information.[/QUOTE]

Can't say I've ever been compared to wine before, but hey, I'll take it! Thank you for continually inquiring about my availability, very glad it finally worked out. Next time no reprieve for you, we are doing rounds one, two, 3 and 4! Or I'm not letting you leave. Ha ha.

Ladies: don't wait as long as I did to see him. You'll thank me. Grins.

[QUOTE=BuckBundy;2761812]Met with Avalon today after many tries and am sooooo glad that I did. All of the reviews here are spot on and she is not only super sexy but very sweet. She's a special type of provider, warm, friendly and very easy to talk to. To say she is easy on the eyes would be like saying it's breezy during a hurricane. I'm not into details but if you know the difference between table wine and a century vine wine. She is the latter, smooth and sweet with a kick. If you're not into wine let me just say that you should be into Avalon because she rocks.[/QUOTE]

LOL. You know darn well it isn't that bad! Nothing has changed, same screening process since day 1. Besides, my little hottie, you didn't require screening because you were already on the "A" List. Oh, by the way, the mistress of the dark is waiting to ravish you, wink wink.

[QUOTE=SDragonGuy;2763533]Damn, I hear people mentioning this screening process from Avalon is like applying for a TS clearance LOL. I sure a damn lucky I saw her a while back when it was no where near this rigorous. I hardly went through any screening at all. Although as you get more and more popular it comes with more scum you have to filter out I suppose.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Redsox2005;2762987]Your not going to get to meet her asking stupid questions like that. Sox man out.[/QUOTE]Sox man, you obviously did not read her ad, but I guess I am too stupid to see her. Thanks for your valuable input.

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[QUOTE=InsideAvalon;2763717]LOL. You know darn well it isn't that bad! Nothing has changed, same screening process since day 1. Besides, my little hottie, you didn't require screening because you were already on the "A" List. Oh, by the way, the mistress of the dark is waiting to ravish you, wink wink.[/QUOTE]Agreed, one of the more rigorous screenings or time consuming I have waited on. Fingers crossed that I will be allowed to travel into the promised land. DT Orlando. SS96.

[QUOTE=Lpmrhahn;2763546]I don't know her screening process, don't think I want to. Been in this hobby for over a decade, senior member on this board, pay for and am verified multiple times on p411, VIP on independent girls, ladies on here can vouch for me. Nobody's getting any more information about me than what they can gather from those sites except my first name, don't care how hot you are. Safety first goes both ways.[/QUOTE]We completely agree with you. You may be verifiable on other sites and have good reputation, but trust me, Avalon services are simply superb and once you crossed her verification process, you will not feel bad at all. She is the top most rated and have all the good goodies.

I am also waiting for her verification and will jump the moment my thing gets green light. Give it a try and you won't get disappointed. My good friend always sees her frequently and always says it's A+ service.

Its just my thoughts, you are more than welcome to think otherwise. And one more thing, she doesn't want any personal information.

NB1.

[QUOTE=SlimShady96;2764005]Agreed, one of the more rigorous screenings or time consuming I have waited on. Fingers crossed that I will be allowed to travel into the promised land. DT Orlando. SS96.[/QUOTE]I am so fed up with this arduous screening process. I just sent her the results from my last physical. Then she has the nerve to say to me "looking good, now only the stress test and I should be all clear." Jeez, I feel like Steve Martin right now in the Man With Two Brains, you know, when he gets pulled over for DUI and the cop has him juggling and walking on his hands! Wink

Luv you baby.

PG.

Hey it's for your own good! Last few guys had bad tickers and croaked on me during the session. Had to drag them out to the dumpster and let the feral cats feed on them. Besides, I already know I'll be extracting a DNA sample from you in no time. Wink.

Luv you waaay more (like, a long time).

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2764140]I am so fed up with this arduous screening process. I just sent her the results from my last physical. Then she has the nerve to say to me "looking good, now only the stress test and I should be all clear." Jeez, I feel like Steve Martin right now in the Man With Two Brains, you know, when he gets pulled over for DUI and the cop has him juggling and walking on his hands! Wink

Luv you baby.

PG.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2764140]I am so fed up with this arduous screening process. I just sent her the results from my last physical. Then she has the nerve to say to me "looking good, now only the stress test and I should be all clear." Jeez, I feel like Steve Martin right now in the Man With Two Brains, you know, when he gets pulled over for DUI and the cop has him juggling and walking on his hands! Wink

Luv you baby.

PG.[/QUOTE]WTF seriously a physical? Why? Unless she's raw dogging you people there's no reason for that shit. Was she serious about a stress test?

[QUOTE=Lpmrhahn;2764199]WTF seriously a physical? Why? Unless she's raw dogging you people there's no reason for that shit. Was she serious about a stress test?[/QUOTE]I'm pretty sure he's joking.

[QUOTE=NedleyMandingo;2764045]NOVA!
Check out glamour shots in St. Lucie county, seems she was safer here![/QUOTE]She had a pimp that managed her and another girl. They will keep on the move due to there bad reputation and strong arm tactics. Nova actually had a good reputation. I guess the pimp did not want her to get comfortable and think life would be better without him.

Awww, thanks hun. So nice seeing you again! You were one of the first guys to ever see & review me. For that, I'm grateful. Glad we were able to have more fun this time. You are my favorite cradle robber. Haha. You stud. You are certainly welcome back anytime!

Ladies: he's a sweetie, kind and cool. He's far from being ancient.

[QUOTE=AncientOne;2763174]I had to see her (again). Met her about 1 year ago at Lux and enjoyed her skills, company and attitude. Here to say she is as sexy as ever and sweet as ever. Being independent is a big plus as she has a really nice set up. Its clean, comfortable, stylish, safe, well located. Yes she has screening skills, she wants to stay safe and who can blame her. Sure I will repeat and repeat again and again.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lpmrhahn;2764199]WTF seriously a physical? Why? Unless she's raw dogging you people there's no reason for that shit. Was she serious about a stress test?[/QUOTE] Totally true! I Know right? Like WTF? Unbelievable!

And then she said she also does not see dudes who can not decipher sarcasm!


P mutha fuqn G.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2764280]Totally true! I Know right? Like WTF? Unbelievable!

And then she said she also does not see dudes who can not decipher sarcasm!


P mutha fuqn G.[/QUOTE]So now you have to posses an actual sense of humor. What's next. You have to where pants to her place of business. It starts out as simple screening. Then moves on to something else. What about dyslexics like Chris. She says 250. Chris sees 052. Should he be left out.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2764280]Totally true! I Know right? Like WTF? Unbelievable!

And then she said she also does not see dudes who can not decipher sarcasm!


P mutha fuqn G.[/QUOTE]Now that's some funny shit right there. I don't care who you are!

[QUOTE=WildFun;2763883]Sox man, you obviously did not read her ad, but I guess I am too stupid to see her. Thanks for your valuable input.

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/98/posts/2-Massages-Massage-Parlors/2-Massages-Massage-Parlors/11926-Now-Accepting-A-Few-Good-Men.html[/URL][/QUOTE]One last thing before you get booted to the rat trap. I don't need to READ her ad, I have something you don't. Her number.

Sox man out.

[QUOTE=Redsox2005;2764368]One last thing before you get booted to the rat trap. I don't need to READ her ad, I have something you don't. Her number.

Sox man out.[/QUOTE]Why so hostile?

[QUOTE=Redsox2005;2764368]One last thing before you get booted to the rat trap. I don't need to READ her ad, I have something you don't. Her number.

Sox man out.[/QUOTE]Can I get her number from you?

PG.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2764280]Totally true! I Know right? Like WTF? Unbelievable!

And then she said she also does not see dudes who can not decipher sarcasm!


P mutha fuqn G.[/QUOTE]The way you all talk about her it seemed probable. Also, go fuck yourself.

I recently visited Farrah. She is by far the most enjoyable young lady I have seen recently. I have decided she is the only one I will spend my time with for now. She is thoughtful and considerate and allows me to enjoy what my personal limitations allow me to enjoy. She is always clean, always pleasant and her locations are top notch. Definitely worth every penny of her donation. DFK, Massage, DATY, BBBJCIMWS 2 x, eye contact, oh my. $$. 5.

I recently visited Farrah. She is by far the most enjoyable young lady I have seen recently. I have decided she is the only one I will spend my time with for now. She is thoughtful and considerate and allows me to enjoy what my personal limitations allow me to enjoy. She is always clean, always pleasant and her locations are top notch. Definitely worth every penny of her donation. DFK, Massage, DATY, BBBJCIMWS 2 x, eye contact, oh my. $$. 5.

[QUOTE=Lpmrhahn;2764423]The way you all talk about her it seemed probable. Also, go fuck yourself.[/QUOTE]No it didn't.

My work is done here.

PG.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2764545]No it didn't.

My work is done here.

PG.[/QUOTE]

Deleted my post because I'm going to be a bigger man than that other dipshit.

[QUOTE=Lpmrhahn;2764576]Deleted my post because I'm going to be a bigger man than that other dipshit.[/QUOTE]I will still share Intel anytime you like sir.

No hard feelings.

PG.

[QUOTE=Lehmonade;2764387]Why so hostile?[/QUOTE]Man I was in the shitter and read that and damn now I can't even take a shit in peace. I got all binded up. Not like me, pretty laid back.

Sox man out.

Folks, at the end of the day, providers will see who ever the hell they want to see. They don't want to see you because you have a weird accent or your name reminds them of some abusive person in their life or whatever the case may be. Just like some of us guys won't see a girl if her hips are the wrong size or teeth or some other part of the body we may not like. We all now this, its part of the game; lets not kid our selves and think we are any different. Just get over it and move on to another lovely gal that this board has to offer; if you reach out enough, you are bound to find a lady to see you. Lets get back to the shit that actually matters.

SDG.

[QUOTE=SDragonGuy;2764806]Folks, at the end of the day, providers will see who ever the hell they want to see. They don't want to see you because you have a weird accent or your name reminds them of some abusive person in their life or whatever the case may be. Just like some of us guys won't see a girl if her hips are the wrong size or teeth or some other part of the body we may not like. We all now this, its part of the game; lets not kid our selves and think we are any different. Just get over it and move on to another lovely gal that this board has to offer; if you reach out enough, you are bound to find a lady to see you. Lets get back to the shit that actually matters.

SDG.[/QUOTE]There are plenty of other providers in the sea. Move on.

BG111.

[QUOTE=Kj5811;2764235]She had a pimp that managed her and another girl. They will keep on the move due to there bad reputation and strong arm tactics. Nova actually had a good reputation. I guess the pimp did not want her to get comfortable and think life would be better without him.[/QUOTE]If I had seen THAT shot while she was here.

[QUOTE=SDragonGuy;2764806]Folks, at the end of the day, providers will see who ever the hell they want to see. They don't want to see you because you have a weird accent or your name reminds them of some abusive person in their life or whatever the case may be. Just like some of us guys won't see a girl if her hips are the wrong size or teeth or some other part of the body we may not like. We all now this, its part of the game; lets not kid our selves and think we are any different. Just get over it and move on to another lovely gal that this board has to offer; if you reach out enough, you are bound to find a lady to see you. Lets get back to the shit that actually matters.

SDG.[/QUOTE]Of all the girls, Avalon was By Far the easist screening process. YMMV all day, it applies to all aspects of this hobby.

It's not often I come here right after a session to write about a provider. But my dream session with Kelly21 was epic. She has a body to die far with a very very beautiful round, and soft ass. BBBJ, Kissing and she literally never said no to any position I put her in, in fact I would go as far to say she actually enjoyed it. (which is rear these days) . She allowed CIMWS. By far she is my new goto. PM if you want to know more.

So I got the okay to join the club of inside Avalon. I can't wait when I get the time to see her. I'm trying to narrow down to only seeing three ladies. But who am I'm kidding from time to time you want to try others out. LOL. It's all good. I can't wait to meet up with this wonderful woman.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2764934]Of all the girls, Avalon was By Far the easist screening process. YMMV all day, it applies to all aspects of this hobby.[/QUOTE]I agree with the premise that we choose just as much as they do. Refusing service in this case is on the ground that with this interaction you are going to touch and feel each other, and as such you should have personal comfort when you do that.
I would rather be refused service than get a below par session. I think she is on the right track there, where it might be off, is if it's based on stereotypes and not the the actual references received, otherwise why ask for references. Maybe Avalon should state what type of guys she doesn't want to see other than, polite, well manoered, and respectful which she clearly ask for.
Just for the record, I was not selected and have full respect for her for doing that because I believe that getting sub par service is a bigger problem than no service.

Had the chance for a 1/2 hr dream of this tall, willowy MILF. Greeted by LK's upon entering room, soon found myself lip-locked as I pressed her close to me. Rubbing my roaming hands all over her slender body, jr came to attention and was soon doing his pressing as well, throbbing to get into action of his own. Shedding our clothing quickly, I hit the bed in prone position while she moved up from the foot to worship the uncovered flag pole. Seeing her in action, decided to have her flip to 69 position so that I could try to pleasure her, as well as myself. Not wishng to lose my cargo this way, had her flip to the MISH position to make a frontal thrust into that hot box, to depths unreachable with the tongue. It didn't take jr too long, due to the extreme heat, friction, and warm up exercises, to have the twins release their contents. Allowed to savor the moment before having to retreat, due to her no rush demeanor, decided to make a mental note for follow-up visits for the prevention of unnecessary buildup of body fluids. Found her just a delightful MILF enjoying her profession. Thanks Michele.

Monica Murno passes through Orlando from time to time; she has so many "regulars" that she usually doesn't need to post. But I see she has posted for this week, so if you like what you see and hear about her, you better jump on the opportunity.

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/98/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/12082-Been-gone-a-while-I-m-back-around-town-Miss-Murno-well-reviewed-eye-candy-.html[/URL]

I have reviewed her before (Link below), so I won't go into a lot of detail except to say she is one of my favorite ebony GFE gals and I try to catch her every time she comes through town. I took these photos of her a few months back and she left town before I had a chance to post them. But she has been using some variations in her ads, and she's back, so it's not a tease to share them with you, enjoy.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?5865-Positive-Escort-Reviews&p=2379515&viewfull=1#post2379515[/URL]


She has an awesome body, very tasty, and for those of you who like to sail to the isles, she may go there with you (YMMV).

RegularGuy69 Images of Monica Murno:

So, it's been a while and I have been UTR myself, but I felt it's time to share as well.

Saw Miss Anna a little while back. She was very accommodating and helped me get relaxed very quickly. Some LFK with some fantastic roaming of her body after that. An amazing BBBJ. Took direction very well and it wasn't long till I popped. Laid with her for a few minutes and she asked if I was ready again. Cowgirl and tits in face and another explosion! Total was $120 for the hr at the time.

Also got to see Kelly 21 as well. She recently turned blonde which I wasn't so sure about, but it didn't matter as I wasn't looking at her hair except when she had me pinned for my BBBJ. To say that she is wild is an understatement! DFK throughout and a couple awesome surprises in her service. $100 for hhr. Run. Don't walk to see Kelly!

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/98/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/12079-Come-keep-warm-with-kaitlynlove-.html[/URL]

Wow! Another nice and venturous dream with Kaitlynlove.

To bad I had to wake up.

She does not post often but when she does, take advantage of it. A pretty GFE not a time watcher and always clean and punctual. This is a most on a provider and she strives in this dpt. As she does on all the task given to her Yeahhhhhh.

Kaitlyn as always tahnk you for a very nice dream.

Will try to dream again when I can.

Nice incall, good location and very very clean.

Have fun EE.

Been a while since I've posted but had the pleasure of seeing kelly this morning guys this is one sexy woman and if you love nice round beautiful asses you should run to this little lady not to mention the rare bbbjcimws.

Stay safe.

Porkchopp.