Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=DCDave; 1867289]The is in the same building where Louie's Rouge strip club was located when it was open at 476 K Street NW. Not much on the outside but WOW it is fantastic inside. Very high end. Huge with a large stage and a VIP area in a balcony area over looking the stage. Plush everything. Owner has poured some big bucks into this club. It rivals the Stadium Club with the modern decor and lighting. They charged a $5 cover charge. I think this one will eventually be a DC hit and attract some of the college crowd on weekends that go to Camelot and Archibald's.

It's should attract a mixed crowd of women blacks and whites. The dancing is pretty raunchy with the girls spreading their legs a lot while on their backs on the stage. A couple of dancers did a real acrobat performance together on the stage pole. The stage poles are extremely high which gives the athletic types plenty of room to show off their skills. The main stage is unusually high. It's about eye level so the patrons sitting in the chairs lining the stage can get a real easy close up view of the girls if they lie on their backs right in front of the customers.

Club has a DJ who keeps the music fast paced so I think they are trying to keep it a lively party atmosphere for groups. The management seems to encourage throwing wads of dollars from the balcony on the stage to float down on the stage. They then have the staff scoop up the dollars with scrapers on long handles for the girls.

DC rules still apply so no lap dances but girls can sit with customers.

This just opened last week I think and they don't even have their web site finished.

[url]http://www.cloakroomdc.com/[/url][/QUOTE]This is their Facebook page: [url]https://www.facebook.com/cloakroomdc[/url]

From the looks of things, I don't think I'll ever set foot in there.

I was reading this thread a year or so ago, and had always wanted to try EI out, but timing never worked out.

Well, I had some downtime from work, and have been five times in the past 3 weeks.

You can't beat the day shift. Easily the best value I have ever gotten out of a strip club. Anywhere. Ever.

Full contact lap dances for $5 is unheard of. And the variety you can see up in there (provided you like black women) is amazing. Fat, thin, thick, and everything in between.

My first visit I wore jeans like a damn idiot, but every visit after that I wore thin nylon sweats.

On Monday, I even went back into VIP and had a good time.

I salute you good brothers for putting me on.

Thanks phatassluva. I'm thinking about making a trip down there next week.

I used to go Louis Rogue during lunch if work was slow, right before they closed. Had no idea the reopened. Might take a trip to one evening to chat with the talent.

[QUOTE=Syck Daddy; 1878729]This is their Facebook page:

[url]https://www.facebook.com/cloakroomdc[/url]

From the looks of things, I don't think I'll ever set foot in there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Home Grown12;1879563]I used to go Louis Rogue during lunch if work was slow, right before they closed. Had no idea the reopened. Might take a trip to one evening to chat with the talent.[/QUOTE]Wow. They spent a small fortune on that place. Louis Rogue reminded me of the greasy kitchen that was a dump, but served good food (got a LOTof take out!). I remember they would not even fix some of the burnt out red bulbs on the dancers stage. Some dancers would get splinters from the floor. Now it looks like the Gold Club in Baltimore. I don't think much FUN will be had. I'm sticking with PG county for now. MDC

Classy but not the same kind of strip club many of us are used to. $10 cover on Friday night and $19 for a mid-shelf scotch. No touching or contact. You can get a private dance, but it's a private dance where you just sit there and watch from a distance.

I think it'll do OK. Shout out to the boards if anyone gets takeout.

[QUOTE=Rustys;1884735]Classy but not the same kind of strip club many of us are used to. $10 cover on Friday night and $19 for a mid-shelf scotch. No touching or contact.

[b]You can get a private dance, but it's a private dance where you just sit there and watch from a distance.[/b]

I think it'll do OK.
Shout out to the boards if anyone gets takeout.[/QUOTE][b][u]Huh?!?[/b][/u]

[u] "No-touch private dance" from a distance?[/u]
[size=+2][b]What kinda shit is that?!?[/size][/b]

$19 for a mid-shelf scotch?
How much is that "no-touch private dance" from a distance?

Gotta be take-out there!


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I've been lurking for way too long, following the sage advice of the vets. I have to say that you guys are right again. EI is a great spot. I had an hour to burn so I went to EI after work, I forked down the $12 cover, ordered a BBQ chicken plate and got 6 amazing lap dances, full touch and full friction. Great variety of girls and all very astute at grinding on my junk. The upsell was present too, one $5 dance instantly became 2. I had to stop them at the breaks so I didn't break the bank.

I recognized one of the girls I got a dance from, she works as a cashier at the grocery store I shop at.

One of the girls said that the cover goes up to $20 and dances cost $10 after 8. I will be long gone by then though.

[QUOTE=Showtime2020; 1884869]I've been lurking for way too long, following the sage advice of the vets. I have to say that you guys are right again. EI is a great spot. I had an hour to burn so I went to EI after work, I forked down the $12 cover, ordered a BBQ chicken plate and got 6 amazing lap dances, full touch and full friction. Great variety of girls and all very astute at grinding on my junk. The upsell was present too, one $5 dance instantly became 2. I had to stop them at the breaks so I didn't break the bank.

I recognized one of the girls I got a dance from, she works as a cashier at the grocery store I shop at.

One of the girls said that the cover goes up to $20 and dances cost $10 after 8. I will be long gone by then though.[/QUOTE]I been coming down from Philly on the last few weekends so have had the opportunity to get a handle on this well documented watering hole. We got a few utr spots in the hoods of west and north Philly with $5 lap dances, but none that put a box of tissue and sanitizer on every table. Hell, ours don't even have tables! And Philly hood spots sure don't have the consistent number of quality (8s. 9s, & 10s IMHO) young ladies that you all have. And I'm always reminded what a nice, basically southern, town DC is compared to the shithole city of brotherly love. Your girls are by and large friendly, clean and customer service-oriented sweethearts compared to our hoodrats. I been droppin a couple bills each visit, gettin plenty of offers for take-out, and lots of very touchy feely dances. I'm usually visiting friends so take-out hasn't been an option as yet. But, trust me, that will change very soon. So I'm hoping one of my local colleagues might recommend a telly within shooting distance of EI that won't break the bank yet is clean and comfortable, if basic.

Also heard today while at EI that another club called Harley Riders (sounds bikerish) is competing with EI's day shift. Just curious what my local colleagues make of this. And, finally, any suggestions on alternative venues for "apres EI" that offer anywhere near its value? Judging from the fact that a lot of girls I spoke to said they only work EI / day shift, PERIOD, I would guess there aren't many other options with EI's value. But just thought I'd ask.

Oh yes, and just to share a bit of my own EI experience, let me say that London, Promise, Charlie and Nala get my vote as most customer service-oriented in terms of knowing what we boys like in a lap dance, although, to be fair, I have no doubt there are many others awaiting my discovery.

See you all next week, or maybe not until the week after. And I'll try not to leave too many skid marks on I95 between here and my shithole hometown.

Good luck and happy hunting. SD

[QUOTE=Saltydawg; 1887124]I been coming down from Philly on the last few weekends so have had the opportunity to get a handle on this well documented watering hole. We got a few utr spots in the hoods of west and north Philly with $5 lap dances, but none that put a box of tissue and sanitizer on every table. Hell, ours don't even have tables! And Philly hood spots sure don't have the consistent number of quality (8s. 9s, & 10s IMHO) young ladies that you all have. And I'm always reminded what a nice, basically southern, town DC is compared to the shithole city of brotherly love. Your girls are by and large friendly, clean and customer service-oriented sweethearts compared to our hoodrats. I been droppin a couple bills each visit, gettin plenty of offers for take-out, and lots of very touchy feely dances. I'm usually visiting friends so take-out hasn't been an option as yet. But, trust me, that will change very soon. So I'm hoping one of my local colleagues might recommend a telly within shooting distance of EI that won't break the bank yet is clean and comfortable, if basic.

Also heard today while at EI that another club called Harley Riders (sounds bikerish) is competing with EI's day shift. Just curious what my local colleagues make of this. And, finally, any suggestions on alternative venues for "apres EI" that offer anywhere near its value? Judging from the fact that a lot of girls I spoke to said they only work EI / day shift, PERIOD, I would guess there aren't many other options with EI's value. But just thought I'd ask.

Oh yes, and just to share a bit of my own EI experience, let me say that London, Promise, Charlie and Nala get my vote as most customer service-oriented in terms of knowing what we boys like in a lap dance, although, to be fair, I have no doubt there are many others awaiting my discovery.

See you all next week, or maybe not until the week after. And I'll try not to leave too many skid marks on I95 between here and my shithole hometown.

Good luck and happy hunting. SD[/QUOTE]Are you saying that the EI is better than Philly clubs? In the heyday of IG clubs philly was way better than what DC had. Has the game in Philly fallen off that much?

This might be a stupid question how you ask for takeout?

Fellas, I ventured over to EI on the day shift last Friday. The usual line up was there. Got a few dances from Chocolate as usual. She has an ASS that just won't quit. Just a phat bubble on her. Her face quit a long time ago though. Anyway, spent a few bucks on a few other randoms and then got a few from Isis. I didn't recognize her at first because she's wearing a wig now, but the ASS is still on point. Tried to set up something after but that fell through.

Got to give a big up to my man Wiseborn. He put me on with a nice little phat bubble ass the next day. I picked her up took her to the telly and banged her out. Good looking out Wise! Before you guys ask, she doesn't work at EI and I only know her real name so I can't give you anymore details. Happy hunting. If you guys see any new [B]PHATASSES[/B] In EI please let me know so I can check them out. Thanks.

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[QUOTE=Phatassluva;1887903]Got to give a big up to my man Wiseborn.

He put me on with a nice little phat bubble ass the next day. I picked her up took her to the telly and banged her out.

Good looking out Wise! [/QUOTE]
LoL, this is the best part:
[QUOTE=Phatassluva;1887903]Before you guys ask, she doesn't work at EI and I only know her real name so I can't give you anymore details. Happy hunting.
If you guys see any new [B]PHATASSES[/B] In EI please let me know so I can check them out. Thanks.[/quote][I]He can't give details, but if you guys see any[/I] [B]PHATASSES[/B] [I]in the E.I. let'em know!![/I]

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[QUOTE=DantaKarma;1887800]This might be a stupid question how you ask for takeout?[/QUOTE]Usually you don't have to, depending on where you go. A lot of the times they will offer it. Harleys is good. Anything in NOVA is not.

Loooong time (10 years) lurker here. The Leo presence has me no longer pursuing the best aspects of our hobby, so I ave my spending my money at clubs and have had the best timem so far at EI in PG and Macombo in the District. Very different, but you can't go wrong at either. I have been offered takeout without asking every time at both spots.