Massage Parlor Reports

Apparently, slowly but surely, the AMP's (at least this one!) seem to be returning to CL.

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/323553251.html[/url]

Selah!

Spring allergies have made sleep restless with many dreams. I had a dream this morning that Yellow Fever was raging through my body (at least certain parts of my body). A cure was found at a colorful address.

In my dream I had a similar experience as another forum dreamer had recently. I was greeted at the door by an older woman and led to a room. Shortly thereafter, another younger woman visited me. For the sake of the story, let's call her "Loobie" or something similar sounding.

The dream was very good, one of the best dreams I've had in while. Loobie was not thin, but had her weight in all the right places, especially up top. They were a full C, probably enhanced but with a very natural look. She was probably mid-to late-30's, long hair, fairly attractive with a pleasant demeanor. The TS was outstanding - probably the best I've had post BW and ranking right up there with my old CPHC dreams. There was a quick stopover to the sauna and then to Room 3. The room was about as big as a closet, but no problems there.

Massagi was very, very good. My dream got a little fuzzy after that point.
I vaguely remember something about a flip, a coverup, tasting some ripe melons, meeting someone named BJ and a cowgirl. The dream was finished after that and then I woke up. Amazingly, my Yellow Fever had subsided. My guess is that it will return again soon.

Using the copyrighted rating system:

Face: 7
Body: 6
Attitude: 8
massagi: 9
sexo: 8

[QUOTE=Cabdriver52]In the past I've been to the 3rd floor. It was a little dark (only candles in the room) but it was awesome. A good solid 8 all around. Haven't been in a year. Ok more like 2 years. Memorable experience. No panhandler out in front though. Just some disgusted looks from some broad in the store on the first floor. Would have repeated but it's out of the way for me now. Plus parking is a NIGHTMARE nearby.

Cabbie![/QUOTE]Cabbie is right about the parking (I. E. , there is none, although Dupont Metro is nearby).

Have to differ on the quality. I visited the place of and on for about 4 yrs from '98 through '02. During that time, there was not much variety but it was acceptable, economical; since '02, I've been several times and the staff was, in my view anyway, not acceptable in age or looks. In fact, it's one of the few places where I was so turned of, I left. Others on this board reported similar experiences I think.

Now, things have a way of changing and maybe they have.

[QUOTE=Littlell]It's rare for me to call it a night after one, when more are available...

My report:

Yeah, what [post=524036]he said[/post]...

Little LL[/QUOTE]

Little Jake says no worries...he made Wendy a VERY happy girl. Then Tinkerbell came calling...and when Wendy wasn't looking, he got soaked in her fairy dust. :-)

An unnamed third made a play, but, little Jake was beat...

Oh, little Jake must look into these magic, blue pills...or find a Brazilian spider...

[url]http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/naturalviagraspiderbitecauseserection;_ylt=Aj1Q_9aNDG2NOysRbYlLIKwPLBIF[/url]


P.S. - Finally something worthy of my 69th post! My hat's off to Little Jake for that one!

[QUOTE=Ravane]Apparently, slowly but surely, the AMP's (at least this one!) seem to be returning to CL.

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/323553251.html[/url]

Selah![/QUOTE]Trying to get more details, was told couple definite spinners for Grand Opening celebration!

Papasan1

[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]Little Jake says no worries...he made Wendy a VERY happy girl. Then Tinkerbell came calling...and when Wendy wasn't looking, he got soaked in her fairy dust. :-) [/QUOTE]That is like a dream cum true... I too must experience this combination of stimulants.

Interesting article... Think I'll wait for the pill.

LL

Congrads on doing the 69!! Next major goal is 100 - try to top that outing for that report. (good luck - you'll need it) :p

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]Congrads on doing the 69!! Next major goal is 100 - try to top that outing for that report. (good luck - you'll need it) :p[/QUOTE]

Thanks LL. Anytime I need to take up the slack...I'm there! LOL

I'm figuring out the ingredients for #100 already. Just need to create the scene for that wonderful dream...

Just got back from Neverland. Upon my arrival, Tinky was otherwise engaged with another fairy (was that you LL?). I was re-introduced to my old friend BB.

Upstairs all rooms were busy except for the small one at the top of the stairs. BB secured the door and greeted me as one of the long Lost Boys. She said TS was busy so we rescheduled events. We reiginited our past acquaintance with considerable sturm and drang. If LL is correct (and I believe he is :D ) then the best actress wins and BB walked away with an Oscar.

Finally made to the TS but no time left for any othe activities.

Peace and love.

Lax

I need the address and or phone of Sun.

Once I am back from my expedition a full report will be coming.

[QUOTE=Crittenden]Business visit to DC. Decided to try one of the 1829s. Went to the 3rd floor. I should have left, but it was late and I was tired. Timing was weird, girl kept leaving room w/o explanation for short times, offered TS after massage, lots of Korean jabbering outside the door. While receiving a sub-standard TS, accomplice took $$ from my wallet. Didn’t notice until too late.

Stay away![/QUOTE]My advice to you would be not to bring anything into an AMP except for the clothes on your back and the required fee. Leave everything else in the car or at home.

I mean Report of Distinction. Not his actual rod. Anyway.

Awesome post on Sexyhobbyist's Guide to StripClubs. I have no monger intel, but have dreamed of seeing the inside of a few VIP rooms in my day. Still, wish I had read SH's guide much sooner!

[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]Just need to create the scene for that wonderful dream...[/QUOTE]Here is the scene:[indent]LL has been transported to a fantasylan.... No. Not fantasy, more like a neverland! A world away, yet moments away. Wearing black [b][size=-2](green just isn't LL's color)[/size][/b], he spirals thru the night, as if in some kind of body rush...

Cut to:
DC townhouse, warm spring night, upper story room has the window open while the children are sleeping. Well, the eldest is in her 30's and the youngest is around 21; so to be politically correct, where the ADULT children are, well, doing what adults do on warm spring nights.

LL, in black, appears on the scene with a gust of wind, and some trash blowing along the gutter. Flying high thru the city streets on some magical mystery tour, he spies an open window. Being a natural voyeur, he sails effortlessly over. As he nears, he hears a young woman's voice, "Goodnight Mr Laxman! You come back tomorrow and see me? OK, honneeee!" The voice sounded like some kind of angel [b][size=-2]that had a funny kind of accent[/size][/b]. He reaches the window and sees a vision from heaven [b][size=-2](or possibly that could be Korea, I believe the girls look similar)[/size][/b] counting five crisp $20 bills with an evil sort of grin on her face.

LL appears in the window, Wendy sees him and smiles sweetly. LL considers for a moment, thinking "She is like an actress, a star." He floats thru the window to her side. They embrace. She kisses him as if they were engaged to be married. She starts removing his clothing, caressing his back...

In the heat of the encounter, LL's lovely, pixie-size fairy, Tinkerbell, who must have followed her heart [b][size=-2](or possibly went to the wrong room accidentally)[/size][/b]; enters thru a crack in the door. She is crushed and crimson with jealousy that her beloved LL was with another!

LL cares deeply for the weeping fairy, yet he is also torn by his adoration of the lovely Wendy. How you you please an angel and a fairy? [b][size=-2](I mean lets get real, they are both women, and how the hell do you please any of them?)[/size][/b] LL receives an inspiration! He calls Tinkerbell to his arms, without letting loose of Wendy's waist, to be sure. He caresses her face and kisses her, then he kisses Wendy while running a finger gently down the very-ticklish Tinkerbell's torso. Without a word he unsnaps Tinkerbell's bikini top, while slipping his hand around and squeezing Wendy's perfect little ass. LL, Tinkerbell, and Wendy begin a wondrous flight to never neverland...
[indent][indent][indent][indent][indent][indent][b][size=5]TO BE CONTINUED...[/size][/b][/indent][/indent][/indent][/indent][/indent][/indent][/indent][b][size=-2] When ever the fuck I can get back to DC and actually make the fantasy flight! [/size][/b]
I have been telling you guys all my posts are just erotic fantasies. Now do you believe me?

Wet dreams,
[b][size=-2]I believe I'll have one! woooo Hooo![/size][/b]

LoveLOS

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]When ever the fuck I can get back to DC and actually make the fantasy flight!

LoveLOS[/QUOTE]
[indent]Given that amazing tale LL, I believe I will forego the wait for report #100 and weave my own [i]web of lust©[/i] with [b][color=blue]a heavenly angel[/color][/b], [b][color=orange]a fairy sprite[/color][/b], and [b][color=green]an elven princess[/color][/b]. And I know just where to find them...

And, as we all know, when you wish upon a star...your dreams come true...
[indent][i]Stay tuned for this incredible dream...if I survive it that is...[/i][/indent][/indent]

[QUOTE=Hawkeye In Md]I need the address and or phone of Sun.

Once I am back from my expedition a full report will be coming.[/QUOTE]

Good report on Moonlight in Baltimore. We need more like that.

For Sun details you can RTFF or you can see:

Special Interests - Massages - Reports of Distinction

It has few enough quality reports for even the laziest newbie to read it. One has links to Massage Parlor Lists in various states and in DC.

Or go right to the DC ROD

Jaggy - ROTFLMAO Glad you made the distinction...about the ROD, that is!

Double 5¢,
Great call. The R.O.D. thread is there so we can "bookmark" those indispensable reports. I have several (like four) unanswered PMs for addresses of AMPs. They are unanswered because I don't have time to look the shit up myself. So if you sent me, or somebody else, a PM asking for an AMP address, [b]consider the question answered[/b].

Go to DC all topics, look down the list to find the Reports of Distinction, and follow your nose from there. If that is too hard to do, then we can pretty well figure you wouldn't know what to do with an address if we gave it to you on a silver platter, wrapped in a box, with a red bow on it.

BTW, many of the phone numbers may have changed after Black Wednesday.

Hawkeye,
Check your PMs, I have an alternative suggestion for you!! ;)

JJ,
Be creative now; you sure do have the right idea with that web of lust© thing!! LOL

LL

[b][size=0]"web of lust" ©2007 Jake Jj 1492[/size][/b]