Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Boston P A]........"You see that girl over there? You can do anything you want with her for half of what you just paid. "..............Has anybody else run into this free-lance take-out in the club? Do you think there's actual sex involved, or do they just take you straight to the back alley and empty your wallet?[/QUOTE]

My thinking is that either they know the owner/management who might be getting a cut (how much could that be?) or they're ultimately going to get the shit kicked out of them once they find out they're trolling in their 'hood.

[QUOTE=Gansett]Stop it! I'm laughing so hard I've got tears streaming down my face![/QUOTE]

Gansett, I shit you not, I was walking across the lot and I just happened to look at a tire as I walked by a car and his advice just came roaring back into my head and I started laughing out loud like a lunatic as I walked past car after car, checking out the tires. Man that was funny:)

It's a good thing I didn't see any keys or I would have laughed myself unconscious.;)

[QUOTE=Phat Bastard]It's a good thing I didn't see any keys or I would have laughed myself unconscious.;)[/QUOTE]

Or you would have been arrested for grand theft auto!

I guess everyone's ignoring the tire trick and using my shoe lace advice, eh?

I have a truck also. If you look at new trucks today you'll notice that on most of them the tops of the tires are fully exposed. Rather than put my key on the top of the tire I'm just going to leave it running with the drivers door open. Forgot to say that to the originator of this outstanding idea.

[QUOTE=Bubba261]Or you would have been arrested for grand theft auto!

I guess everyone's ignoring the tire trick and using my shoe lace advice, eh?[/QUOTE]

The shoelace advice is sound, unlike the tire idea. With the shoelace thing, the key is still in your posession and on your person, with the tires, you're giving your car away to any laughing fool who wanders through the lot.

I've actually done the shoelace thing in the past, back when bathing suits didn't have useful pockets and it worked fine for me:)

[QUOTE=Gansett]I have a truck also. If you look at new trucks today you'll notice that on most of them the tops of the tires are fully exposed. Rather than put my key on the top of the tire I'm just going to leave it running with the drivers door open. Forgot to say that to the originator of this outstanding idea.[/QUOTE]

You might want to put a sign on it too, just in case.

I mean you don't want it sitting there burning gas all day, waiting for it's new owner.


Maybe something like:

[i][b]Free ~ truck to the first inner~ested Wanksta![/b][/i]

Hey guys. I was checking out the Club Fantasies website ([url]www.clubfantasies.com[/url]) and saw Desire on there as one of the regular girls. I think I recognize her pics as advertising incall in Attleboro.

has anyone seen her, either in or out of the club ?

do they have a decent private area like PP ? I tried searching the thread but came up empty, so I thought I'd ask the group.

[QUOTE=Boston Eater]Hey guys. I was checking out the Club Fantasies website ([url]www.clubfantasies.com[/url]) and saw Desire on there as one of the regular girls. I think I recognize her pics as advertising incall in Attleboro.
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Unfortunately, the only part of the CF website that gets periodic maintenance is the features page. Desire left the club well over a year ago. While I can't say for certain that whoever you saw on CL is not her, I can say that it's very unlikely.

Thanks V.

can you vouche for their private dancing areas, as to whether or not extras are available with the girls ? I enjoy PP for that very reason, but thought I'd try CF when I saw Desire on there.

[QUOTE=Boston Eater]Hey guys. I was checking out the Club Fantasies website ([url]www.clubfantasies.com[/url]) and saw Desire on there as one of the regular girls. I think I recognize her pics as advertising incall in Attleboro.

has anyone seen her, either in or out of the club ?

do they have a decent private area like PP ? I tried searching the thread but came up empty, so I thought I'd ask the group.[/QUOTE]I can guarantee you that the private dances at Fantasies are almost never what you would almost always get at Cheaters. On the other hand, there may be other reasons to go there. For starters, the average CH dancer probably has a 50 pound weight advantage on the average CF dancer.

As V. said, the CF website gets minimal attention from club management. Most of the girls on there have gone/returned/gone/returned again several times. I don't know Desire that well but I do know a few dancers who also escort and, as a general rule, they don't allo pictures of themselves on the websites of the clubs where they work. Never say never of course but I doubt it's her. Honestly, who cares? It's never a good idea to assume that a good looking stripper will be a good escort. It's two entirely different jobs. Even a good extras girl inside the club can be a dud OTC.

As for the CR and PD areas at Fantasies, extras happen but it is no where near as prevalent as it is at Cheaters. One factor that is the same, the American girls sell VIP by lying through their teeth about what you will get. The Brazilian girls deliver without making a dig deal out of it-though not to the degree that Cheater's South Americans do.

[QUOTE=Boston Eater]Hey guys. I was checking out the Club Fantasies website ([url]www.clubfantasies.com[/url]) and saw Desire on there as one of the regular girls. I think I recognize her pics as advertising incall in Attleboro.

has anyone seen her, either in or out of the club ?

do they have a decent private area like PP ? I tried searching the thread but came up empty, so I thought I'd ask the group.[/QUOTE]

Was southern MA already because of a Red Sox game party, so decided to take a late night stop to Cheaters. I usually go during the daytime, which I find the best time to go. The night has a complete different clientele and girls. It was more of a "gang" atmosphere with larger pockets of black and hispanic groups of individuals hanging out. Some girls seemed to know the groups well or were part of the group. It definitely had more of a streetwalker type atmosphere.

Lots of guys, lots of girls and no real lookers, so it seemed like tough luck for me finding a hottie for a good time.

Lucky for me I ran into "Stephanie" who came up to me (Red Sox were in the 8th inning). I think she was Brazilian but I could not tell, she did say "papi" alot but she was fair-skinned, and would have passed for a caucasean girl for sure.

She was definitely hotter than most girls working at the time. She had a kicking body, blond straight shoulder-length hair, nice "C" cans, 5'6". Propositioned for the back room but decided for a topless lapdance. She was awesome - free roaming and she grabbed at and took out my johnson right in the topless area. She talked dirty and was affectionate also, trying to make sure I had a good experience. She also announced each song after it completed to make sure I did not overpay!! Needless to say I left happy.

Had a good time. Pun-intended, it really is like day and night at Cheaters.

Whats the story with this place. I was in there the other night. It was way different than say cheaters. The dances were 20 has anyone ever got takeout there.

Hi,

Mickies has been around for ever, You have to put your time in, get the lady's confidence then you can. I have been going there befroe they burnt to the ground!! Mickie himself sometimes buys pizza on Saturdays at noon for the dancers and customers!

Bug62

[QUOTE=Bug62]Hi,

Mickies has been around for ever, You have to put your time in, get the lady's confidence then you can. I have been going there befroe they burnt to the ground!! Mickie himself sometimes buys pizza on Saturdays at noon for the dancers and customers!

Bug62[/QUOTE]I believe Mikies may have the record for being the oldest club in Rhode Island, at least three generations old.

My father, when I was a wee lad, told me as we drove by, that that was the F.E.I. Club (For-Every-Individual). It was the first female impersonators club and was doing shows back in the 1940's, or perhaps earlier.

I have never been in it, and I knew of the fire, recently drove by and see it was rebuilt. As is the case in all of these places, non-descript from the outside.

Glad to see that they finally did away with the TV's.

One question to the mongers, is it topless or nude dancing? It is variously listed online.

Never been in it, but may visit now that I know that its alive.