2000-2004 Archived Reports

Stoner et al....:

Please keep me posted when Ginger gets back to the Alpha - I want to see her.

Who else is really good @ Alpha who is VERY VOLUPTUOUS with a MAssive Rack and does good FS?

HArtford SW action is nill.

Stafa the Cocksman

I promised last week to give a brief run down on the ones to look for at Alpha. I won't comment on who not to go for as its very subjective.(Although...from a pure monger's perspective...if you get decent poontang that didn't give you rotten crotch or turn your johnson green, it can't be that bad. :)

There are a number of good girls to look out for and ones to be "wary" of.

First of...Ginger is not coming back.

Alpha has had a fair share of turnover recently. I'm not too excited about the present line up cause I've seen them have some damn knockouts in that place. I haven't seen them...but lots of GFE though.

First Award: Nice Big Rack for Hot Dog Sliding Award
If you want a woman of color with a huge rack, check out Dominque. Accomodating, fun, and real GFE. I think shes an E cup. You will not know until them puppies come springing out. BAM! Excellent workout.

Unlike most heavy cup naturals, she is not overweight. Ginger is a big girl...supple as hell and muscular...built for miles of pleasure. Dominque has a good build to her.

Second Award: Surprising Good Fuk
If you want some one who enjoys a good romp and is playful, then you need go no further than Kiki. She a tattooed girl, very intelligent. Very experienced, early 30s. Shes very sensuous (they way lesbis are). She got a serious FOOT FETISH. We had a session where we went at it hard for a while and she really kept up with me and thensome. Made me work up a serious sweat...oh I loved it. The girl can suck a johnson like nobody else can...she just seems to love it. Lots of energy. Vocal. Fuk that...she purrrs.

Can I speak any more highly of this woman? Not a hard body, but if you don't care...enjoy. If she had a body by Jake, she'd rule the universe of men and mortals.

Third Award: Most Flexible
This is an important category that I think inspired the concept of Floor Exercises in the Olympics. Lexi is such a girl. No hard body...but damn, she can put herself in a damn pretzel when she's motivated to pleasure a man. For those of you with women at home that are stiff in bed...she's a damn good treat.

You have to motivate her though through humor my friends. Thats my tip to you...use it wisely and she'll be screaming your name...I must say though...it takes considerable, damn well supernatural endurance to get her to big O. If thats important to you...then you might want to try some one else. It took all I had and thensome to ring that darn bell...for that reason alone, I don't go with her often.

Third Award: Nice-n-Thick Thighed
If you want a sweet girl who is naive, yet bred for good sex, go no further than Chloe. She a great time, but her naiveness is infectous and arousing. Not the typical Boston Girl that have more rules than the Koran. Treat her well, and don't let her know how much a perv you are...and you are sure to have a wonderful workout. Decent rack, nice body. If you have any form of feet fetish and like them pretty toed white girls...here you go.

BTW...she just love them black boyz. If you are of such skin tone, feel free to release that corn fed one eyed snake and let it feast. She'll love it.

Alright...from there...Definitely check out Wendy on Mon or Wed day time shifts. Quite a knock out.

There is a night shift girl (almost every day I think) named Sandra. I've heard she's great in a session, but her world view is all skewed. If having any kind of verbal repoire is important to you...just ignore her and move on. If you don't care, she's a decent session.

Fourth Honorable Mention: Big Rack Cheap Thrill
Word of wisdom for you. Be careful of some of the old pros. They take lots of risks sometimes, you know. Nicest girls and really well meaning...but I suggest you always watch yourself. Trisha is a great girl. Unforunately, she suffers from old pros disease. Its debilittating. She had a body that tells you that some time long ago she was a knock out with a huge rack...now, she's an "old pro" with a huge rack. Worst thing is...she doesn't realize she's going through it. Damn shame, really. Complete denial. As far as I can see...Old Pros disease never passes from women to men...but its not guaranteed. I will say this though...if the face is not super important to you...and you're cheap enough that Hotwire.com would do a promo based on you, then she's your girl for sure. You can get away with anything with her for some pocket lint and your old laced up Nikes.

She, Stafa...has a big rack.

Fifth and Final Award: A beautful Bouncing Bounty
Generally speaking...if they commute from anywhere like Florida or North Carolina...go for it. Its worth your time. Trust me. If you see Felicia...praise the lord of hosts for delivering upon your unrepentant soul a small bounty of customer service goodness. She was a great session before she got impants...now she's an incredible work out specialist with her implants. Having nice breasts just gives one a confidence in themself that you just can't get from positive thoughts alone.

Perhaps I could use a good boob job to make me feel better? Nah...I'll just keep squeezin' the Charmin...its softer and considerably more cuter than I am. :0


Enjoy...and let us know your other favorites. I don't know the rest of the bumper crop in line this Fall season. I DO know that the Alpha needs some spicy hispanic ladies of considerable looks and energy, or I may lead a revolt.

Out.

Stoner,

Nice run down. A few questions and comments. You left out Venus, is she still on the roster? I met a wonderful sight for the eyes named Julia (flies up) about 3 months back while waiting . So good looking she almost shocked me. Any comments: still working expected tip etc? Any comments on Wendy. I haven't run into her in a long while. If she is the same woman who has been there for a long while? I remember her being blonde and pretty darn good looking. Leila was a little hotty. I got a kick out of Ava/Eva. Neither woman is still there. Look forward to your comments. Sinboy

HARTFORD STREET REPORT

Damn, its been a while. I feel for those who have been avoiding streets fro whatever good and legit excuse. I tell you, the prisons must have let out every damn one of their ladies the past week. One night I counted no less than 12 ladies actively plying the trade in an around Park and New Britain Ave.

Its been too damn long though, and I forgot the names of the ones worth while. Apparently, the prison terms for a big sweep done last year is over. Coming out of the wood works, boys.

Be prepared though. They must have unionized while in the can. Almost every one of them was asking for $.40 for the base service. That is ridiculous. By no means, folks. I dropped off this one white girl after she quoted $.80! I just slowed the car down, looked at her and said, "I'm sorry, we are obviously wasting each others time here. Good luck, I'll drop you off where I found you and we can call it a day." She reversed a bit and offered $.40! I didn't even bother commenting. I dropped her off happily and went on my way. She cursed me out under her breath saying she is worth more than that. I didn't even comment, cause it not my business what she thinks or feels about herself. Hell...I haven't found a job yet fukking for cash, nor am I paid what I'm worth.

Did settle in with a cute white girl from springfield. We played for $.1! Guess she didn't make the price fixing meeting.



As for Alpha:
I shouldn't have to say this, but I will. If they fly in, they are probably worth your time, my friends. Had a vanglorious time with Sherice from Florida recently. A busty, large areola black girl with luscious skin and lips. Just the right amount of attitude to make you realize you're not the one in control. Had lots of fun taming that ass and stamping "Stoner Certifed" on that rump meat. Look for the union label, boys and girls.

I've got some money to burn, so I'm sure I'll do some research over the next few weeks and see just how many I can certify and post about. Its fun cashing in useless stocks and getting back the same amount of money you put in 10 years ago...jeesh.

Anyways,

Welcome back, all!

I must say that since 9/4 it has been either dead or very alive on the stroll. Many new faces but not really any superstars so to speak. I have been spending many more hours activly looking since 9/1 an have new areas to report.

Stoner question your house next to alpha as being a spot. I have been there an appears to be zero action ever. You have mentioned twice now about action on Park St. Could you be more precise. Its a long street. How many ,where discription?

There is a new stroll that has been dead the last couple years. observed it 3 nights between 10 an 1130. Saw 5 working at once thur. You have to look , they dont stand out like dutch point or Ashley. Its the old Farmington Ave stroll area.

Saw 30 yo black on Niles. 25 yo latina edge of Taco Bell lot corner of Farmington an Laurel. 35 yo well dressed black corner of Gillette an Farminton. 35 yo white girl on Gillette St, had seen her last week on Wethersfield Ave. I picked up 25 yo latina on Farmington Ave near Gillette. $20. unbelievable bod, good attitude.

Next night same area. After 10. Same latina corner Farmington 10 ft back from road on Laurel. 40 yo white lady Niles an Marshall. Saw her negotiate rate an get in SUV. 25 yo black Farmington an Marshall. I picked up 32 yo latina Niles near Sigourney St. Amatuer. Slid down in seat till we left area so more later

Monger 22, that amateur you mentioned picking up is named Angie I believe, a very petite Puerto Rican broad from New York City . I don't know if she told you that she does this on the side but I've seen her on the stroll for the past two summers pretty heavy . Been with her on more than a few occasions with a couple of hotel dates in there. Not bad for the streets of Hartford.She lives in the huge apartment building on Farmington Ave right next to Carlos Supermarket. She can usually be found on Farmington Ave. By the plaza at the corner of Sigourney St. all the way down to the corner of Sigourney St. and Collins St. She usually avoids the main stroll of Ashley St., Garden St, and Huntington St.

Last night 9 to 10 pm. 25 Yo white girl, looked pregnant, corner Niles an Sigourney St. Picked up before i could turn around on Niles St. 25 yo latina on Farmington near Laurel. Have to drive slow an watch for these girls in they dont stand out from the people walking around an tend to be more subtle than the Ashley Garden St girls. But the are there.

Bigmo I dont think it was Angie. She was about 5ft 6 inches an called herself Maria. She was not petite an not a seasoned vet.
In checking scene out after 9/4 i also noticed action elsewhere.
Edwards St near Albany....first seven homes on left ...girls walking to convenience stores on Albany. 25yo black real short hair wanted 15. 2 nights in a row 25yo latina from williams st wanted 20. Both decent.

Corner of Franklin anBond. 35yo latina. Saw her 2 nights. Wanted 20. Only average. Guy on bike selling drugs near her made me back off rather than continue my chat. Not looking for what he had.

New Britain Ave in front of Edwards ave. 30yo latina. No others observed in 30 minutes 10 to 1030pm.

New girls on Ashley very low grade. No real standouts.

Hi fellows,

Glad to hear that some of you fellow mongers are actively finding actions on the streets. I must have been to the wrong places at the wrong times. Still haven't been able to make any pick up at all around Dutch Point and the Ashley areas. Seems like the Farmington locale is where the actions are. I will pay a visit there later this week. BTW, any fellow got numbers to share?

Thanks

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Dutch Point/Weth. Ave Did 3 or 4 lengthy cruises after 9/4. One or two white girls an 4 or 5 latinas spotted. Never more than one or two at a time. Pretty spotty. Wyllys St just before Dutch point seemed to havea couple cuties. Nothing special elsewhere.
Wethersfield Ave was mostly dead.

Fellas:

Dutch Point/ wethersfield - NOTHING or really low grade.

Stoner and monger22: You fellas are DA MAN!!!!

I'll check out Farmington Av;

How much for Bi Tit Areola Sharice?

Peace-Out Fellas,

Stafa

Stoner, how old is Felicia? There used to be one at Tubs 4 Two quite a few years ago. She would have to be in her late 30's or so. She had a great rack then and definately didn't need any enhancement.

>>how old is Felicia?
The one at Alpha is in her late 20s.

The Felicia I was with a few weeks ago was in her 20's. She is a complete GFE!

Felicia of Tubs 4 Two "a few years ago"


If this is the full figured blond, short hair, that used to work
there a "few years ago" (try 10 or so); last I knew she was
working at the desk at Alpha. I think she used the name "Gina"
at Alpha. This was about a year ago. OT

Tue night Ashley Garden area full of new talent, some good some bad. Two new white girls. Where are they coming from. Also the old regulars. This was 830 to 10 pm.
Only saw one on Farmington.
Three pickup trucks in Ashley area last two weeks really being over obvious an standing out enough to attract LEs eyes. One red one with silver tool box behind cab parks 3 feet from curb with lights on blocking one lane for 15 min. at a time waiting for the girls. Then drives to Garden an does it again. Plate starts 161.
Really stupid behavior. Better to blend in or keep moving.