Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Qetuio;5723794]Was at Waterlick a couple weeks ago. Older lady maybe late 30's early 40's. Got 1 hour, but shorted 15 minutes. Asked for 60 tip, and I caved. Similar story last few times I've been there. Seems like short time and big tip is new normal.

How is Graves Mill Rd for time, do they tend to short or no?[/QUOTE]If you're shorted 15 minutes or more, Call and complain to the Boss. Most times they make it right and give you a free massage. But you got to speak up. If they don't make it right, take your business elsewhere for a while until new staff shows up and try again. I agree lately the girls at Waterlick want short time and high tips to be the new norm, we need to complain and stick together and only tip $40. I especially hate the $60 tip hijacking. Tell her $40 or NOTHING, I'm sure she'll change her tune.

Currently only one girl at New Day. I normally only get a half hour there and get all my time. Emily the girl there has to be upper 40's but still decent looking, for the area anyway.

OK so I have two reports. One was from around the holidays was a little spinner LiLi? Her massage was ok flip was ok, but I couldn't pop to save my life. Tonight new girl named Mia. Not anything special to look at, but great massage and then on the flip my freaking leg cramps up and as soon as I start getting into it my leg starts cramping. So again couldn't pop. Girl tonight even told me to do it myself. Still nothing. Got home and had an old girlfriend call me. Haha. What do you do?

Hi Gents, I will be in town near the end of the month for a couple of days and will be Staying on Wards Rd. I would appreciate any advice on a good massage or other entertainment that may be available in your city. Orchid, Rainbow, JoJo, others? Whats the best bang for you buck?

Thanks in advance!

TN.

[QUOTE=TNGentleman2;5729574]Hi Gents, I will be in town near the end of the month for a couple of days and will be Staying on Wards Rd. I would appreciate any advice on a good massage or other entertainment that may be available in your city. Orchid, Rainbow, JoJo, others? Whats the best bang for you buck?

Thanks in advance!

TN.[/QUOTE]Somewhat depends on how you prioritize what you're looking for, but I will say that your timing is unfortunate. A few months ago our local favorite left the area, and none of the girls who replaced her have been able to fill those shoes. As a result, pickings are very slim here.

I've looked at the abbrev list, but GPS isn't listed. I see the phrase "she has GPS" in the forum frequently, but I can't decipher it. It seems to be associated with pricing. What does it mean?

[QUOTE=Qetuio;5732034]I've looked at the abbrev list, but GPS isn't listed. I see the phrase "she has GPS" in the forum frequently, but I can't decipher it. It seems to be associated with pricing. What does it mean?[/QUOTE]Golden Pussy Syndrome. In general, charging more than people think they should. Can't comment on each individual provider myself.

Stopped by BP today after driving by rainbow, which looked busy.

Greeted by who I thought was the mamasan but she came back in after I handed over the. 6 for the hour and disrobed. She had a spinner build. Age was difficult to determine due to the light level and mask, but I'm thinking 40-50. Not bad looking I guess but then the mask was covering about 75 pct of her face, so who knows? I never asked for a name and we didn't converse much so I can't speak to her English.

Massage itself was ok, though much more soft / medium than the requested firm. Zero tease. No-negotiation standard on the flip, which was nothing special. She did continue the massage with legs / feet / stretching to fill out the time. May have been shorted a few minutes but I wasn't exactly sure when I came in, so wasn't going to argue. Left a. 4 tip.

[QUOTE=LurkerA;5737905]Stopped by BP today after driving by rainbow, which looked busy.[/QUOTE]I'm not trying to beat you up over this, but please try to make sure that you always get a name in the future. It's just good life advice. Similarly to how you should make sure you have TP in your stall before you start to take a dump in a public restroom, or making sure the milk isn't sour before you pour your bowl of cereal. It's one of those kinds of things that seems really minor, but can have significant impact.

Depending on how your visit goes, in the future when you call to make an appointment you know who to ask for or who to avoid when scheduling. It helps us all on the board in the same manner when you leave us a review so that we know who to see or not see, and if someone in the future searches for a provider by name they will find your review, where as in this case they won't.

[QUOTE=Citizenv;5738316]I'm not trying to beat you up over this, but please try to make sure that you always get a name in the future. It's just good life advice. Similarly to how you should make sure you have TP in your stall before you start to take a dump in a public restroom, or making sure the milk isn't sour before you pour your bowl of cereal. It's one of those kinds of things that seems really minor, but can have significant impact.

Depending on how your visit goes, in the future when you call to make an appointment you know who to ask for or who to avoid when scheduling. It helps us all on the board in the same manner when you leave us a review so that we know who to see or not see, and if someone in the future searches for a provider by name they will find your review, where as in this case they won't.[/QUOTE]Yeah I hear you. It was unusual for me not to get it. You'll see names in my prior reviews. There was just nothing special this go around (good or particularly bad) so I didn't bother asking. In the moment I knew I wouldn't be trying to make an appt.

Odds are it was "Coco" or "Apple" (or one of about 5 others!

[QUOTE=Citizenv;5738316]I'm not trying to beat you up over this, but please try to make sure that you always get a name in the future. It's just good life advice. Similarly to how you should make sure you have TP in your stall before you start to take a dump in a public restroom, or making sure the milk isn't sour before you pour your bowl of cereal. It's one of those kinds of things that seems really minor, but can have significant impact.

Depending on how your visit goes, in the future when you call to make an appointment you know who to ask for or who to avoid when scheduling. It helps us all on the board in the same manner when you leave us a review so that we know who to see or not see, and if someone in the future searches for a provider by name they will find your review, where as in this case they won't.[/QUOTE]Just for the record (in my experience anyway) , since about December the staff at Timberlake BP no longer pick up the phone. It just rings and goes straight to a answering machine that lists their address and hours and types of massages available and says leave a message or call back if you need more info. Not that I'm a regular there, I'd say only once or twice a year if that, since they rarely have anyone I'd call attractive working there. BUT I'd still call once in a while to ask who's working, to see if I heard a familiar name from one of Alice's other shops. So apparently you can't schedule over the phone anymore. Unless you feel like leaving a recording with your voice.

Semi new to the scene. Been trying out New Day, JoJo's, and BP for the last several months based on some of why'all's reviews. What's the deal with Orchid? I don't get the time to go often (about once a month), so want to see if it is worth trying. Any one have experience here? Been debating if it is worth a shot.

[QUOTE=Bonvoy;5742656]Semi new to the scene. Been trying out New Day, JoJo's, and BP for the last several months based on some of why'all's reviews. What's the deal with Orchid? I don't get the time to go often (about once a month), so want to see if it is worth trying. Any one have experience here? Been debating if it is worth a shot.[/QUOTE]I also mostly go to Jojo's & New Day, and once in a while Timberlake BP. I went to Orchid back in 2020 and wasn't impressed and went back and found my review for you. As far as I know it's still the same older broad working there. If you want to try someplace different I'd say try Rainbow. I went once, it was okay, from what I understand they rotate the girls out once in a while so like any place it'll be Hit & miss. But I'd pass on Orchid on Langhorn for sure.

Orchid on Langhorne Rd.

This review is several months old. I was going to wait a few days before posting it, but ended up forgetting about it. Anyway I did a walk in one day, Orchid on Langhorn appears to be a one woman shop, as I didn't see or hear anyone else. The woman / owner? If my memory serves me correctly was probably late 40's,early 50's decent body, wearing a low cut top showing off her tattoos. But over all she didn't do anything for me in the looks department. Within the first two minutes of her walking in the room, I asked her name. And she WENT APE SHIT. I DON'T GIVE OUT MY NAME, DON'T WANT GUYS TALKING ABOUT ME ON THE INTERNET. She proceeded to give a so so massage, then when it came time for the flip NO teasing whatsoever. Some negotiations pursued and then a no skilled jack hammer handshake. . After that she calmed down and said, You can Call me Angel. I will be your Angel LOL. She told me I was a very nice guy and could come back any time. I highly doubt I will ever go back. You can get better at just about every AMP in the area.

It has been well document that my friend SlapNutts and I have differing opinions of Orchid. I will say that since our last disagreement I have gone back and I will relent that the lady is older than I initially thought (my bad Slaps) I still find her fantastic. The massage has always been fantastic, and has on more than one occasion included hot stones. Teasing is sparse, but the deed is always enjoyable on the flip. FS not available (so far at least) however if you bring a raincoat you might be able to get a mic check, which I have enjoyed numerous times. My experience (and YIMV) has always been nice. She has even cooked muffins for me before.

[QUOTE=SlapNutts;5743375]I also mostly go to Jojo's & New Day, and once in a while Timberlake BP. I went to Orchid back in 2020 and wasn't impressed and went back and found my review for you. As far as I know it's still the same older broad working there. If you want to try someplace different I'd say try Rainbow. I went once, it was okay, from what I understand they rotate the girls out once in a while so like any place it'll be Hit & miss. But I'd pass on Orchid on Langhorn for sure.

Orchid on Langhorne Rd.

This review is several months old. I was going to wait a few days before posting it, but ended up forgetting about it. Anyway I did a walk in one day, Orchid on Langhorn appears to be a one woman shop, as I didn't see or hear anyone else. The woman / owner? If my memory serves me correctly was probably late 40's,early 50's decent body, wearing a low cut top showing off her tattoos. But over all she didn't do anything for me in the looks department. Within the first two minutes of her walking in the room, I asked her name. And she WENT APE SHIT. I DON'T GIVE OUT MY NAME, DON'T WANT GUYS TALKING ABOUT ME ON THE INTERNET. She proceeded to give a so so massage, then when it came time for the flip NO teasing whatsoever. Some negotiations pursued and then a no skilled jack hammer handshake. . After that she calmed down and said, You can Call me Angel. I will be your Angel LOL. She told me I was a very nice guy and could come back any time. I highly doubt I will ever go back. You can get better at just about every AMP in the area.[/QUOTE]

I called over there and finally Somebody picked up, a Lisa and Jessica are working. I believe Jessica is the one with sometimes Pink or blond hair and huge Juggs (I've personally never seen her) (But that's what I've been told) . Does anyone have any info on Lisa?

Agree with positive reviews of Orchid. I have been there a number of times although it has been a while since the last visit. She always seemed to me as a genuine. And genuinely nice. Person. Maybe the experience wasn't the best to be had, but it really depends on what you want. And BTW. She really does not want to be discussed on here. I never posted a review because I wanted to respect that.

[QUOTE=Bonvoy;5742656]Semi new to the scene. Been trying out New Day, JoJo's, and BP for the last several months based on some of why'all's reviews. What's the deal with Orchid? I don't get the time to go often (about once a month), so want to see if it is worth trying. Any one have experience here? Been debating if it is worth a shot.[/QUOTE]