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A Memorable Memorial Weekend:
I left the avenue (almost) & especially the forum behind last few days. As Rammer said "La vlerga to the Team Incel Dripdick".
Or the Zavi version "Learn the avenue or let it learn you".
Yet be assured my stream of consciousness recons reports will continue & I'll still be reporting on my regulars & of course new scores.
Recons are just too king hell bizarro world to stay away for too long & besides its coming into prime Turnip season.
Anyway, I usually try to alternate my top two regulars, yet the long holiday weekends are occasionally challenging scheduling wise. This was one that worked out nicely.
Friday Night:
Despite having to work Sunday & Monday, Dania had a very rare Saturday off & after I silently thanked the retail scheduling gods for that & we made plans to pick her up at work Friday.
Headed up Sunnyside Road direction at 6:00+-. Was running later than I liked & a little frazzled in the holiday traffic backup near JCB Otty & losing track of time.
Only 304 seen was just North of Luther in the form of a trim late twenties WSW w / either red or brunette long hair. All low key like in black jacket & grey pants. I'm fairly sure as she turned & threw me a smile &wave in the rear view mirror. I've seen this one in general vicinity recently & want to see what is up with that trim form.
Dania was waiting outside of work looking all bare legged Summer slutty in white knee length adorned with butterflies above sandals. I felt like I had butterflies in my pants as I got a view of her polka dot boy shorts adorned with a black bow.
Had warned her I was going fishing Saturday, yet even before we hit JCB I was calling fishing buddy suggesting his wife & Dan join us. As long as "she doesn't ask what time the fish show up" was his reply. Laughs...
As we headed South down 82nd stopped at Fisherman's for her one-day license. Then next door to TJ's for some fishing snacks & dinner fixings & of course mango cream bars. A quick stop at her place to grab some overnight essentials + some suitable fishing clothes.
After lifting her dress, she basically jumped my bones as soon as we were in the house was a good start to the weekend. She wears her sexuality well...
After banging one out in her sweet quim in record time. Started a fire & poured some wine for us both while starting some dinner while Dan cleaned up. Mandarin chicken embellished w / sweet peppers & extra ginger over rice before mango cream bars & her for dessert. Even with a later starting fishing time, still a somewhat early night.
Only unsatisfactory part of the weekend was the fishing sucked despite many marks on the fish finder. The only takedown on was on my rod which I handed off to her while coaching her. As it broke the surface, I immediately spotted the extra fin yet let her get it to boat before fishing buddy broke the news about clipped/non clipped fish rules as he released it to continue its biological journey. She still seemed tickled about the whole experience & her first salmon ever. Teach a girl to fish & all that...
Called it around 1:30 & we grabbed some shitty food cart lunch near Cathedral Park that buddy & his wife wanted to try before heading to barn to take a nap (not a euphemism).
After naps, made margaritas along w/ some simple Zavi bachelor dinner & watched Netflix series she's partial to & repeated the previous process with her urging an added butt bonus.
For once dropped her off at work early Sunday morning at 11:00.
Sunday Afternoon:
Since Merry had Sunday & Monday off, picked her up in Southeast after her Pilates class. Since I'd been running behind with house chores had no time to recon before heading to our rendezvous late Sunday afternoon.
A quick stop at her place for her laundry & a couple liberated steaks from her work.
An admittingly short recon from JCB>Division>JCB at 5:45 revealed not a hint of vagina for hire.
Recon Soundtrack: I fucking forget.
Monday Afternoon:
With the weather cooperating more this afternoon was perfect day for being outside. Took the copilot & ourselves up to 1000 acres for some hiking.
Came home the long way Immigrant Statue>Sandy>82nd>JCB for a food & cannabis stop around 5:30+-.
Because of my passenger, no photos or video taken. So old schooling it from my somewhat senescent memory. Laughs...
Immigrant Statue cemetery had a cute young BSW w/ long dreadlocks past her hips in red shorts & matching half shirt above sandals. Not much chest happening but the ass was definitely perfect. No BMI inappropriateness here & some jungle drums were drumming.
Across from Namaste at Knolls driveway had another younger but slightly thicker BSW in black shorts outfit with gold piping above her sandals. Bumping up against a meh but I think a few of you would make a play.
The usual far North hotspots were devoid of the usual rejected Walmart Barbie dolls. Didn't care...
Arts wall had a pock marked faced dirty braless blonde WSW in black sweats & tank top waving at all cars. I'm certain some Fantastic Voyage type spaceships would attempt to land on her face after mistaking it for the moon. Yeech...
After a stop for some fresh margarita strawberries. Stopped at Budlandia.
As I twiddled my thumbs keeping the copilot company in truck a sturdy WSW blonde in simple black knee length dress above short heels strolled by the east side of 82nd. When heading South saw her get scooped near storage place. That area seems to be more 304 active in the last few weeks.
Last seen was WSW Quasimodo at bus stop adjacent Foster chicken place looking fairly despondent & frankly filthy. Merry insisted I turn around so she could ask her if she needed some food despite my groans that the copilot & I were more in need at this particular moment. Laughs crankily. Merry reported she refused the food offer yet still gave 10.00.
Had saved her steaks for the holiday itself. Made a pitcher of margaritas then barbecued those liberated steaks along with steamed artichokes & spinach salad. Finally nice enough to eat on the back deck.
Pretty much had no motive to keep track of PPD seen, though at times it was heavy seen out all weekend. Clackamas & OSP were also fairly visible past JCB.
Of course, this was the weekend Galina returned my call along with first contact with the long haired blonde turnip truck Brooke (report #5495). Told both I was out of town until today. Sighs.
After a couple errands brought Merry & her clean laundry home around 1:30 today.
Somewhat spent but in the best of fucking ways...
Recon Soundtrack: Neil Young & The Ducks "High Flyin". Disc 1 & 2". While most other Neil reminds of full moons, The Ducks always remind of Santa Cruz in the summer. The immediate relief from valley heat that energizes when you come down the mountain & when the wind was right you faintly hear the screams of riders on the boardwalks Giant Dipper" all over town.
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Safe recons & tight lines.
Non Weirdo comment on Merry
I laughed a little ZJ thinking about how wrecked Merry was going to get, following up a proper draining via Dania. Laughed a little more about those times when they all come around at the same time, sprinkled with new Turnip ventures. That's a good click, ensures a bunch of fucking. Good stuff Vato.
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Friday Night Recon: No Fishing only Springfield Gardening Leave
After dropping Brooke off in the upper numbers around 11:15 instead of the usual new strange post nut transcendence, was suffering from something more akin to lethargy. Think along the line of wasted pussy potential. It happens.
Copilot & I aimed out to the avenue with the futile idea to cheer ourselves up with some favorite music & a Division>82nd>Upper Sandy>JCB look to put it all in perspective.
First seen was at Clay Street where a younger BSW in purple onesie was waving at all. Meh with some chonk going on though the something other than red, black or white onesie was a welcome change.
Sunny was deserted. For the moment...
Just before Hassalo was a short haired amazon WSW carrying red coat in transparent black ensemble above matching thigh highs & clunky heels. Not terrible though her hairstyle reminded of Betty Boop. Unfortunately, I don't harbor any Betty Boop kinks. Laughs...
Eugene Street (?) had a long-legged brunette WSW in cream shorts & top above heels half way hanging back in storefront alcove. She looked yummy & I looped around for a 2nd look to see her walking in an acceptable margin for some waiting SUV.
Brazee had a BSW pair slow frogging across the avenue to the point I had to come to a dead fucking stop.
The more attractive busty one in red top & black booty shorts at least made some fucking effort to hurry across. Some nice HTOL bounce as she ran across.
Her chunky & homely bantu knot wearing partner made it a point to waddle her dumptruck ass as slow as she could. As I waited this fuglie smugly held her nose so high she could drown in a rainstorm. Thought hey skank, you're too ugly for that micro aggression & definitely to fuck...
Siskiyou had another BSW all in black. Meh...
Baggers had at least a quintet of various quim.
None that made an impression on me whatsoever. No that's not true. I did chortle at the large hotel tan WSW brunette stuffed in pink latex outfit above white fuck me boots.
Though from the amount of faffing McFlurriers there, I seemed to be in the minority concerning desirability.
There really needs to be breathalyzer installed at that corner. Laughs...
Headed up Upper Sandy way & by the immigrant statue some wild haired spun feral criddler was in the midst of some crisis that necessitated flaying on the ground & jumping up while throwing dirt clods at passing traffic. Thought about pepper spraying this fucking bellend as a light rain of dirt & grass rained over the truck.
Upper Sandy still sucks...
Beech had a brunette WSW in black half top above red tartan skirt & black pumps. Was 'hella cute & she waved at me with a three finger hand gesture. Either that was her price or she threw me some gang symbols. A moot point since I wasn't seriously looking for any more company this night.
Sunny had woken up with ethnically diverse trio...
A forgettable BSW in hoodie & shorts.
A taller LSW in short fluffy white skirt above heels. TBH, I had a few doubts about exactly what original gender was.
A chunkster river hipped WSW pale skinned blond had a pretty face yet that black slingback outfit above heels wasn't adding much to her appeal.
Last seen was WSW Galina from my reports #5248 & 5275 keeping a low profile near the car wash exit vacuums. One day soon it'll come together with her again..
Remainder of my drive to barn revealed nothing else.
Only PPD SUV seen was earlier was in the upper numbers. Not one on the avenue proper.
Was in bed by 12:15 & slept for ten hours straight.
Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead March 17,1968 at Carousel Ballroom, SF.
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Oh yeah.
Brooke slutty synopsis.
The good:
It'd been almost a month since first encountering her earlier last month (report # 5499) near Fancy House. Couldn't come to an agreement that satisfied us both. So dropped her off at Glisan after she took my number. I'd almost forgot about until she called Memorial day weekend & wanted me to know she would come to my place. Of course, last weekend I had a more than full dance card going on. Told her the copilot & I was out of town until Thursday & call me then. Called Friday & plans were made for me to pick her up in the upper numbers around 7:30.
Was waiting at agreed pickup point in black jeans & braless green checked. Spaghetti strap belly shirt above sandals. Along with smelling great, some lipstick & light tasteful makeup that was missing when we first met.
Rammer was right under those "slob clothes" was a fine 22 year chassis.
A cute & offbeat facial structure that I always enjoy. Flat stomach, perky breasts & nice legs below a nicer ass. DSL made to enjoy. Nice chest with some rarely spotted in the wild "eclipse areola" that she enjoyed having licked or gently pinched. LFK or DFK of those soft lips was sublime. Sweet tasting pussy with nice shape & lips. Grippy gash when she flexed & enjoyed getting railed as long as she wasn't aware of camera.
2005 prices accepted gladly for two shots that she took in that sweet quim.
The not so good:
Somewhat lackluster BBBJ that wasted those red lips full potential & needs more coaching at sucking dick. Wasn't all that much into DATY. Very self-conscious performer when she knew her face was in frame.
Nothing I couldn't help her with though.
Safe recons, tight lines & may your gardening yield good results.
Thanks for reporting the air; dela gas pinche Airbender jalajala
Let's take a stab at this; JCB and South are indeed CCS and OSP heavy and they don't play which is good to see or compare to PPB. Frankly love to see places properly looked after, honestly love seeing fuckers pulled over because people drive like shit on 82nd. Most of my daily travels are in this zone and I like the general feeling of a presence in this area. As the Airbender reported CC jail is a dungeon and nobody would want to be incarcerated there. And that's really the gist of it, seems like common sense really. Trucha in Southland but Stings are not an LE liability pertaining to picking up 304's. I don't believe 304s are even a Top 10 priority for CCS and OSP, they're there for vehicle shit and other crimes. 304's and Punters are very low priority. Just don't be a dipshit.
That said, speaking to pussy or rolling pussy, the South of JCB zone does throw wesos to you. I've caught many tipping point diversifiers there, have caught Civilians, 304's and Brittany's. I start my trek on the Rip at King road. You never know what you'll catch around Nectar, Wally World and the surrounding areas. Another bonus are the areas you can tuck away and catch a lick. More than once I've picked up North of JCB and driven to spots I know South of JCB to stab a 304. I wish the Blade would flip and the South was the zone, it would save money on wheel alignments and vehicle maintenance for me.
