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Just curious, is the pic in that ad accurate?

[QUOTE=FireIsFun;3567069]Dreamed of Ashley at Touch of Paradise tonight. Paid for an hour, got told she can only do a half hour. Didn't get my extra money back. She offered topless for a Franklin and I agreed to it. Worth to see IMHO. On the flip she asked if I want fast or slow and had a fairly mechanical HE. Roaming was allowed but no FIV.

Not planning to repeat this dream.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/fun-fun-fun/35678108[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Charlie441;3566654]Yeah, but what did you ask, and how did she respond? I would have said: I noticed you have the same # as Trista, are you her roommate? I would have gone for the potential double. At least asked about it. $. 5 for a SS or $50? The latter sounds more reasonable, especially for a newbie. Was the address in Alger Heights, where Trista is situated?[/QUOTE]It was supposed to be $. 5 for ss with both Trista and Sarah. I asked if Trista was around for a double which Sarah replied yes. I didn't ask why the same # or if roommates, don't really care. The address that was given begins in a 2 and is on SE side, is in Alger area. I have a wife and children I need to be discreet. Whoever Sarah is really overstepped boundaries by calling 3 times when I didn't respond right away. Just overall not my thing, tread at your own risk.

[QUOTE=GweedoMumford;3566395]I called for trista. I should have known better. Her A. A. Gf opens the door (kinda short and stocky) not my thing.

Finally trista comes out. Then I remember her from royal. I knew it was going to be a waste. It was. If you like a massage like a wet noodle slapping your back and a chest that looks like 2 sock full of nickles hanging down she may be your girl. Her location by garfield park was not cool. Down in a dark basement waiting to get jacked. I wasted time and fifty for 10 min. She mentioned she had 10 k invested for massage school. I think she spent it on drugs instead. Her and her a. A. Girl are both pointless to go see. I left there and went to joy around the corner. Now she made my day.[/QUOTE]How did Joy make your day? Just curious and being perverse LOL thanks.

[QUOTE=MrLovaLova1;3567411]It was supposed to be $. 5 for ss with both Trista and Sarah. I asked if Trista was around for a double which Sarah replied yes. I didn't ask why the same # or if roommates, don't really care. The address that was given begins in a 2 and is on SE side, is in Alger area. I have a wife and children I need to be discreet. Whoever Sarah is really overstepped boundaries by calling 3 times when I didn't respond right away. Just overall not my thing, tread at your own risk.[/QUOTE]Well, I applaud you Lova. Shit, you are trying and your attempt shows it. Thanks, you are trying. Here's the thing though from my point of view and a lot of toffit calls. From the get go it wasn't good. Right? It left you with questions. It was a bit out of the ordinary, red flag, Could just be a newbie careless mistake but who knows. History has taught me that actual voice contact is critical for me anyway. Sounds like you had some maybe I don't know but you get a sense from the actual voice contact. Usually if it is a voice contact, you get a pretty good feel, at least you are not talking to a manager in most situations. But, that is a learned thing. I don't have the baggage of a wife etc, but I probably would have marched in and scoped it out and her. It is a learning process. Thanks for trying but I wouldn't totally rule this one out. Shit, might do it myself next week.

[QUOTE=Oddjob;3567207]Was in GR today and called Di to see if she was available. Texted me right back and I scheduled the 45 min mixed standard and exotic massage. Di obviously has CMT training and I experienced a very relaxing and enjoyable massage with Di's special twists. Go see her and enjoy yourself.[/QUOTE]Thank you!! It was awesome meeting you, I look forward to seeing you again!!

I appreciate the time in writing a review!!

All the best.

[QUOTE=MrLovaLova1;3567412]How did Joy make your day? Just curious and being perverse LOL thanks.[/QUOTE]Joy is not really from the massage side of this forum. Joy is not the youngest or best looking. But she is easy going nice personality. Not a clock watcher. I always enjoy full service over a massage any day of the week. She will treat you right, with an open menu and really good BBBJ. I just forgot how bad and limited (menu) trista was. Got to keep my little head in check.

[QUOTE=Randingo;3565794]Go to pacific massage on 44th near Breton. Any of the ladies there will do you good. All my favorites mostly work weekday afternoons. Let me know if you want some names and details.[/QUOTE]Anyone know what ever happened to anita? Cute little latina.

Had a dream after work of getting a really great massage, hoping for an ending that can only be found in the movies.

Unfortunately, the massage was too good, in my dream I saw Katie, a slim Chinese masseuse with very tiny toys on top. She put me out, but with lots of teasing of the boys, hell she had me in hand, but I was out of it, I think with a little prodding, my ending would have been happy as she didn't seem to mind my fingers resting between her legs and rubbing on her.

Pro: a really great massage.

Con: they were busy, and she had to answer the door at one point, and took a call from the happy feet spa (sister business located just down the street.

I'll return to see her, just to see if she will make my dreams happy. Cost was 60/20.

[QUOTE=Monger01;3567366]Just curious, is the pic in that ad accurate?[/QUOTE]Yes the pic was accurate. Granted it was a great pic of her, but it's her.

Why "FU"?

I wasn't being rude. Just curious. Hottest bod I've seen on BP for a while that wasn't a fake pic.

[QUOTE=FireIsFun;3568404]Yes the pic was accurate. Granted it was a great pic of her, but it's her.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Monger01;3568856]Why "FU"?

I wasn't being rude. Just curious. Hottest bod I've seen on BP for a while that wasn't a fake pic.[/QUOTE]F / you. Follow-up. "F/U" for follow-up on post. I hate autocorrect

In case anyone was raised by wolves and / or forgot how Massage Thingys Work:

When I call ahead, in the morning, for an afternoon Appointment with a certain Lady, and you do a walk-in w / o an appointment and want the same Lady, IT AIN'T HAPPENING for you! And you give the Lady attitude because she won't cancel my appointment for your fat ass, I have to wonder what you are smoking. Where are your brains and manners? You with the old rusty green Dodge pickup and the short stubby fingers. This is the second time in a couple of months that we have crossed paths. Call ahead next time you Heathen Barbarian. 3rd strike and you are out!

NJ.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3569048]In case anyone was raised by wolves and / or forgot how Massage Thingys Work:

When I call ahead, in the morning, for an afternoon Appointment with a certain Lady, and you do a walk-in w / o an appointment and want the same Lady, IT AIN'T HAPPENING for you! And you give the Lady attitude because she won't cancel my appointment for your fat ass, I have to wonder what you are smoking. Where are your brains and manners? You with the old rusty green Dodge pickup and the short stubby fingers. This is the second time in a couple of months that we have crossed paths. Call ahead next time you Heathen Barbarian. 3rd strike and you are out!

NJ.[/QUOTE]I agree. Even though some MPs allow walk-in traffic, I think an appointment should always come before walk-ins.

[QUOTE=Monger01;3568856]Why "FU"?

I wasn't being rude. Just curious. Hottest bod I've seen on BP for a while that wasn't a fake pic.[/QUOTE]Not sure where the fu came from-sorry about that one.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3569048]In case anyone was raised by wolves and / or forgot how Massage Thingys Work:

When I call ahead, in the morning, for an afternoon Appointment with a certain Lady, and you do a walk-in w / o an appointment and want the same Lady, IT AIN'T HAPPENING for you! And you give the Lady attitude because she won't cancel my appointment for your fat ass, I have to wonder what you are smoking. Where are your brains and manners? You with the old rusty green Dodge pickup and the short stubby fingers. This is the second time in a couple of months that we have crossed paths. Call ahead next time you Heathen Barbarian. 3rd strike and you are out!

NJ.[/QUOTE]Come on NJ, why don't you tell us how you really feel? (LOL).