Massage Parlor Reports

Happened to be driving by last night around closing time so I decided to drop in for the first time. It had all the makings of the right kind of place, but unfortunately it was a big time and money waste. Asked for a half hour since it was so late and young girl asked if I wanted a two girl massage. I said no at first, but she was pretty jovial so I figured for a c note I'd give it a whirl, after all I've seen a few reports that turned into something fun. Waited for a bit too long for them to finish with someone and when they came in there was a third girl. Asked if I wanted all three for another. 2, I figured at this point what the hell. The third was a bit older and curvy than the other two, but when she took off her tights and put her butt and legs in my hand, I thought I'd found the dirty girl! Not to be though. After 15-20 minutes of lame rubbing and not much teasing I flipped over. It became obvious fairly quickly that they wouldn't be doing much more than the lame rub. They said it was DIY and I said I can find that at home. Tried to be a little persuasive, but it was clearly going nowhere so at that point I just checked out and was waiting for it to get over. They said "oh, you mad?" I said no, just ready to go. On the way out I gave the extra cabbage to the third, and the first one said "all that goes to the owner, no tip for us? I said sorry, but that was lame. After reading more about the spot today, it seems that's the MO. Lesson learned.

On a secondary note, we've all seemed to notice the crazy pricing, haggling, tip first, etc. That is so prevalent now, and such a buzz kill, that I've started to heed the advice given here to say no, I don't want anything extra, just finish the massage. I had a recent experience in LA where it was so bad I did just that, but then for the next ten minutes I had to listen to her whine about being sorry and changing her tip request multiple times, eventually getting to free! I said no, just finish rubbing my head and feet. I almost feel that anymore you're better of with the older, curvy mamasan type that has been around the block a few times. No words needed, nice teasing, flip and onto the fun. You might even get your salad tossed! Tip accordingly. Rinse and repeat.

[QUOTE=DosedAgn;5995744]Anybody have experience with this gal? Finding info on her is easy as she appearsto be a LMT.

[URL]https://rubmd.com/portland-or/700b01e3-db4f-428d-bd49-a7a6d8e27850[/URL][/QUOTE]The person with that name (which you get from her diplomas) and pics is a certified massage therapist in Nottingham UK, and is on FB. So yeah that's a scam.

I was actually just turning through the parking lot to try and scoop a streetwalker. Driving by got a wave and a smile from asian out front of a massage place. Continued on my way but missed my connection on the street. Curiosity got the best of me so I went back and walked in. Never done the AMP before so not sure what to exactly expect.

Whatever. I paid for half hour (4), put it on a prepaid gift card and filled out the tip to an even bill. She was immediately grateful. Led me back to room, several rooms, all clean, nicely dimmed with quiet music all fully enclosed with doors, etc. Good massage for 5 minutes or so, I asked if I could touch back and she said yes, so I grabbed some ass with no pull back from her. I figured it was on so I just flipped over and took my dick out as she was already reaching for the oil.

Basic happy ending but I felt ok for my first time. I think she said name was "Anna". Went back next day and got different girl I think "Nina". Can barely understand, luckily I'm not much for conversation anyway. Nina was heavier but allowed bare nipple play. Anna was OTC ass grabbing only. On third visit Anna said I should do tip in cash not on card, so I guess that matters. Maybe a tax thing? Or just to keep it off the books, probably both.

Both were good massages in general.

[QUOTE=Monkeyboy1977;5996987]Well Summer is gone and there's a new girl named Lisa here. After golf, I went putting on a different "turf" Haha. House fee. 7 and 1.6 for FS. Lisa is spinner type. Typical C girl but with good face. Definitely younger than Summer. Thank the Gods AC was on, it was like 1000 degrees outside. Lisa was pretty hot too. We went from BJ to Cowgirl then doggy and mish. There was a second girl but I didn't get a chance to see her on my way out.[/QUOTE]All covered?

[QUOTE=RamblinJavlin;5998040]All covered?[/QUOTE]CFS. I wouldn't risk Jr catching some horrific disease. I'm not that adventurous. Just want to go to the golf course to Polish my balls and later have my real balls polished.

I'm on a travel and have been trying to find any massage parlors in Portland with some fun at end but with Latina or non-Asian girls. I have found one such in Seattle. Its discussed quite a lot in the Seattle forum here. But my search in Portland forum did not return any results.

[QUOTE=KikHorn;5998661]I'm on a travel and have been trying to find any massage parlors in Portland with some fun at end but with Latina or non-Asian girls. I have found one such in Seattle. Its discussed quite a lot in the Seattle forum here. But my search in Portland forum did not return any results.[/QUOTE]I'm not aware of any shops that have any non Asian girls. For that you'll have to look at the independent girls.

Stopped in at Lucky in the Cedar Hills area. Didn't have a lot of time and it was convenient. No one at the desk when I walked in (place was silent as a tomb) but a woman materialized out of one of the rooms almost immediately. She must have been the only one working. My eyes were still adjusting to the dim light so I didn't get a great look at her but she was thin, not bad-looking I'd gues 35-40 years old? She was wearing a scrubs-looking outfit (matching multicolor pants and top). Before I could even speak she shooed me out the door saying they are busy and to come back later.

Sadly I didn't really have time to check any other place out. I will likely try again some other day, though the scrubs were not a promising indicator.

[QUOTE=TryHard;5997211]The person with that name (which you get from her diplomas) and pics is a certified massage therapist in Nottingham UK, and is on FB. So yeah that's a scam.[/QUOTE]Doing some investigating on many ladies on Rubmd and I estimate that over 99% are scams. Be cautious friends. The EA is probably 50% scammers. No screening just want money. Will give a phony meeting place. They will ask you to buy an ebay card on your way there and then wantvto verify part of the pin on the card before meet. There is no one to meet. They only want a deposit and gift card. Ask for a pic with them holding a paper with the date. It wll never come. I had 10 texting me at once. It was crazy but fun to mess with them. This is a massive op that appears to have taken over or have their own sites. They use local and out of state phone numbers. Luckily I didn't lose any money.

[QUOTE=Trumpeter;5998928]I'm not aware of any shops that have any non Asian girls. For that you'll have to look at the independent girls.[/QUOTE]Anyone else remember back in the 70's to early / mid 80's all the massage parlors? I never remember seeing an Asian in any of them. My go to place was out on Sandy in the Parkrose area.

Decided to try out the "fruit tree" in King City. Had a nice massage with Tina. Surprisingly the massage was very pleasant and the flip was enjoyable but standard only. Maybe different for someone else. I would prolly go back. House standard 7 for an hour and Tip 6.

[QUOTE=k__rat;5999056]Stopped in at Lucky in the Cedar Hills area. Didn't have a lot of time and it was convenient. No one at the desk when I walked in (place was silent as a tomb) but a woman materialized out of one of the rooms almost immediately. She must have been the only one working. My eyes were still adjusting to the dim light so I didn't get a great look at her but she was thin, not bad-looking I'd gues 35-40 years old? She was wearing a scrubs-looking outfit (matching multicolor pants and top). Before I could even speak she shooed me out the door saying they are busy and to come back later.

Sadly I didn't really have time to check any other place out. I will likely try again some other day, though the scrubs were not a promising indicator.[/QUOTE]Informative?

I remember a police bust of the place on sandy in the 80's if I remember right. The story was it was older ladies and the undercover detective had to make many and many visits it was like 40 plus visits to get all the evidence. You might find an old article about it. It was so funny old ladies getting a cop off so many times. Oh my gosh we laughed about that for weeks.

ARE COMPLETE SCAMS so much fun to play with. Try to do a video call Some ugly guy on the other end. They even pass you on to other people on the shift so the stories are different. Video call tells all so dam funny.

[QUOTE=********;6000047]I remember a police bust of the place on sandy in the 80's if I remember right. The story was it was older ladies and the undercover detective had to make many and many visits it was like 40 plus visits to get all the evidence. You might find an old article about it. It was so funny old ladies getting a cop off so many times. Oh my gosh we laughed about that for weeks.[/QUOTE]He got what he wanted the first time, had to go back forty more times.