Massage Parlor Reports

My primary outlet is Paula's place. Recently saw Jenny there. Probably early 30s, but very into enjoying the experience with the customer, which I like. I'd call ahead to see if she is available, as talent here seems to rotate frequently. Someone mentioned Shannon earlier, and I concur. Youngest I've seen in a while and tall-specifically 5-8. I asked.

I usually don't get into the debates here, but I just wanted to comment on all the recent newbies asking for info. I don't PM too often, but this forum isn't the only source of info out there. It's a ggreat place to get bits and pieces and leads, but if you do the legwork, you can figure out what is and isn't open in terms of AMPs. Except I've never been able to figure out the escort scene at all-the fear of getting ripped off prevents me from venturing there.

One other thing for folks who have recently moved to dc area-great source for non-AMP action is Baltimore and the strip. I think its worth the drive. Not sure if other folks feel the same way around here.

Anybody see her before?

[url]http://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/sabana/[/url]

[QUOTE=Mollusk Man; 1431650]My primary outlet is Paula's place. Recently saw Jenny there. Probably early 30s, but very into enjoying the experience with the customer, which I like. I'd call ahead to see if she is available, as talent here seems to rotate frequently. Someone mentioned Shannon earlier, and I concur. Youngest I've seen in a while and tall-specifically 5-8. I asked.

I usually don't get into the debates here, but I just wanted to comment on all the recent newbies asking for info. I don't PM too often, but this forum isn't the only source of info out there. It's a ggreat place to get bits and pieces and leads, but if you do the legwork, you can figure out what is and isn't open in terms of AMPs. Except I've never been able to figure out the escort scene at all-the fear of getting ripped off prevents me from venturing there.[/QUOTE]You are less likely to get ripped off not more. There are solid agencies in this area that supply truly mid-20s talent, do so even from rarer countries like Japan, and are set up in high-end locations that are nice to drop by (no moldy, decrepit facilities). Try finding a mid-20s professional in any AMP and I'll sell you bridge. That's the rip off right there. Cost though does increase to about 2x the typical AMP outlay but you get what you pay for.

[QUOTE=Sashimi;1430824]This guy I PMed some leads to just came out of the woodwork with his sorry explanation of his nonsharing of his info with others. He seems to be alright with asking for leads from others. I don't go for it.[/QUOTE]Remember half this board is Uncle LEO in one size, shape, form or another.

And to others, well, you've just successfully shut down another AMP.

[QUOTE=HyperDude1985;1429422]Thanks buddy. Will be waiting for your PM.[/QUOTE]This response provided some lulz.

With that said, yall are super paranoid, but I can understand why. But it just sucks for the newbies as yall expect reports, but since some of us are "newbs," we lack reports, so we need info on spots to go to in order to provide reports, yet we can't get that intel so we can't provide reports.

Funny how that works out.

Kinda like places trying to hire for a position, but every place that wants that position wants at least 3 years experience, but the people trying to get the job are TRYING to get the experience.

[QUOTE=MrWhatever; 1435140]This response provided some lulz.

With that said, yall are super paranoid, but I can understand why. But it just sucks for the newbies as yall expect reports, but since some of us are "newbs," we lack reports, so we need info on spots to go to in order to provide reports, yet we can't get that intel so we can't provide reports.

Funny how that works out.

Kinda like places trying to hire for a position, but every place that wants that position wants at least 3 years experience, but the people trying to get the job are TRYING to get the experience.[/QUOTE]You're right, none of the Senior Members on this board were ever newbies. We never did the research and spent the time mining the incredible information that appears on this forum. E just appeared out of the ether and began enjoying the DC scene.

[QUOTE=Laxman #2;1435187]You're right, none of the Senior Members on this board were ever newbies. We never did the research and spent the time mining the incredible information that appears on this forum. E just appeared out of the ether and began enjoying the DC scene.[/QUOTE]Listen, back in the day, it was much easier for a "newbie" to become a "senior." that's simply just the truth, because there was less "leo" lurking the forums, as AMPs werent getting cracked down left and right.

[QUOTE=MrWhatever; 1435140]This response provided some lulz.

With that said, yall are super paranoid, but I can understand why. But it just sucks for the newbies as yall expect reports, but since some of us are "newbs," we lack reports, so we need info on spots to go to in order to provide reports, yet we can't get that intel so we can't provide reports.

Funny how that works out.

Kinda like places trying to hire for a position, but every place that wants that position wants at least 3 years experience, but the people trying to get the job are TRYING to get the experience.[/QUOTE]You say you can't get intel, so you can't provide reports, but there is a ton of open-source intel here to lead you to good options. There are many, many ads on Craigslist, Backpage, the City Paper, and other places with leads on girls and places to try. The intrepid newbie will read back 25 pages on the boards, look through the ads for places that interest him, Google phone numbers for reviews and reports or warnings, which are found here and on a bunch of other review boards, and will then make up his mind to roll the dice on the best options he finds.

If he hits the jackpot with a great session, he has something to report. If it's a mediocre session, that's also something to report. If the session is a complete disaster and waste of time and money, again, he has something to report.

We all went through (and continue to go through) that process of reading, researching, and rolling the dice to gain experience and post reviews, and to continue hobbying. Girls leave town, places close, places open, and we have to start all over with no regulars.

The positions that are open to all are dishwasher and busboy. Work hard and dirty for a month or two, and you'll make it to line prep and fry cook, and the experienced chefs will start sharing recipes and kitchen tips by private message. Keep researching and reporting for a few more months, you'll be sous chef, with a direct line to lots of cooking secrets, and by this time next year, you'll be saucier, master baker, or chef de cuisine.

Nicely said BB. This is absolutely true! I'm only about twelve posts in. But because I've contributed, I've already been provided great tips through PM.

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1435441]You say you can't get intel, so you can't provide reports, but there is a ton of open-source intel here to lead you to good options. There are many, many ads on Craigslist, Backpage, the City Paper, and other places with leads on girls and places to try. The intrepid newbie will read back 25 pages on the boards, look through the ads for places that interest him, Google phone numbers for reviews and reports or warnings, which are found here and on a bunch of other review boards, and will then make up his mind to roll the dice on the best options he finds.

If he hits the jackpot with a great session, he has something to report. If it's a mediocre session, that's also something to report. If the session is a complete disaster and waste of time and money, again, he has something to report.

We all went through (and continue to go through) that process of reading, researching, and rolling the dice to gain experience and post reviews, and to continue hobbying. Girls leave town, places close, places open, and we have to start all over with no regulars.

The positions that are open to all are dishwasher and busboy. Work hard and dirty for a month or two, and you'll make it to line prep and fry cook, and the experienced chefs will start sharing recipes and kitchen tips by private message. Keep researching and reporting for a few more months, you'll be sous chef, with a direct line to lots of cooking secrets, and by this time next year, you'll be saucier, master baker, or chef de cuisine.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MrWhatever; 1435140]This response provided some lulz.

With that said, yall are super paranoid, but I can understand why. But it just sucks for the newbies as yall expect reports, but since some of us are "newbs," we lack reports, so we need info on spots to go to in order to provide reports, yet we can't get that intel so we can't provide reports.

Funny how that works out.

Kinda like places trying to hire for a position, but every place that wants that position wants at least 3 years experience, but the people trying to get the job are TRYING to get the experience.[/QUOTE]I am new to the area, so I spent time reading reviews and spending money to find places. I have had some hits and misses, but I do not sit here and whine about it.

It sucks when you spend $100 pn something and do not walk put with a smile on your face, but it is all part of the game.

Look on CL and BP. Make some appts and see what you find. Pay the monthly fee for other board and search the reviews. Every one of us sm's were newbs at some point. The difference is, we didn't expect to get the intel after 2 posts and crying like a school girl because you think we are not playing fair.

1 last think, if you can't afford to pay $20 to be a VIP on another board or lose $100 on a bad experience, then get put of the hobby.

[QUOTE=MrWhatever;1435197]Listen, back in the day, it was much easier for a "newbie" to become a "senior." that's simply just the truth, because there was less "leo" lurking the forums, as AMPs werent getting cracked down left and right.[/QUOTE]

No actually back in the day we did what we needed to do. We checked out ads and websites. We went and visited providers and massage parlors and posted reports. We don't want you to post reports on stuff that we already know is legit. That does not contribute anything new to the forum. We want you to go out and see providers on your own dime and provide intel to the community. We call that TOFTT (take one for the team). We've all done it many times and expect no less from newbies.

The problem is not as much about LE as newbies wanting spoon fed information. Some of us vets stick to what is comfortable when there is little new intel. Nobody wants to mess up a good thing. If you want our valuable intel we want valuable intel from you. Go see providers and post intel on providers you don't see reports on. Then over time some of us will see those same providers and verify if the intel is good. Then slowly you will build a good rep.

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1435441]You say you can't get intel, so you can't provide reports, but there is a ton of open-source intel here to lead you to good options. There are many, many ads on Craigslist, Backpage, the City Paper, and other places with leads on girls and places to try. The intrepid newbie will read back 25 pages on the boards, look through the ads for places that interest him, Google phone numbers for reviews and reports or warnings, which are found here and on a bunch of other review boards, and will then make up his mind to roll the dice on the best options he finds.

If he hits the jackpot with a great session, he has something to report. If it's a mediocre session, that's also something to report. If the session is a complete disaster and waste of time and money, again, he has something to report.

We all went through (and continue to go through) that process of reading, researching, and rolling the dice to gain experience and post reviews, and to continue hobbying. Girls leave town, places close, places open, and we have to start all over with no regulars.

The positions that are open to all are dishwasher and busboy. Work hard and dirty for a month or two, and you'll make it to line prep and fry cook, and the experienced chefs will start sharing recipes and kitchen tips by private message. Keep researching and reporting for a few more months, you'll be sous chef, with a direct line to lots of cooking secrets, and by this time next year, you'll be saucier, master baker, or chef de cuisine.[/QUOTE]THing is, I have provided reports quite a few times. Yet, senior members are still like "NO can't GIVE U NO INTELZ! LULZ"

Then I can't GIVE REPORTS.

Oh I do check backpages, and CL, etc. But its impossible to find AMP info, escort services is a diff story.

And to the guy who is talking about "go back 35 pages" why? So I can get information on a AMP that has been closed down? That makes alot of sense.

I'm not "whining" about shit, I actually deal with the fact that seniors want to be so secretive about thier info. In fact, I think I stated that "I understood why" they were that way. But at the sametime, I was pointing out the irony in the situation.

Then all of sudden, everyone gets all defensive and only reads what they want to read. Why so sensative people? What I stated is truth, and I get why. I'm not saying yall are wrong for it.

[QUOTE=Guitarman1; 1437210]No actually back in the day we did what we needed to do. We checked out ads and websites. We went and visited providers and massage parlors and posted reports. We don't want you to post reports on stuff that we already know is legit. That does not contribute anything new to the forum. We want you to go out and see providers on your own dime and provide intel to the community. We call that TOFTT (take one for the team). We've all done it many times and expect no less from newbies.

The problem is not as much about LE as newbies wanting spoon fed information. Some of us vets stick to what is comfortable when there is little new intel. Nobody wants to mess up a good thing. If you want our valuable intel we want valuable intel from you. Go see providers and post intel on providers you don't see reports on. Then over time some of us will see those same providers and verify if the intel is good. Then slowly you will build a good rep.[/QUOTE]Yea, because people with "newbie" obviously have only been a member of this board for a month. No way could they have been a member for over a year and have provided reports before. That's just not possible.

[QUOTE=MrWhatever; 1438164]THing is, I have provided reports quite a few times. Yet, senior members are still like "NO can't GIVE U NO INTELZ! LULZ"

Then I can't GIVE REPORTS.

Oh I do check backpages, and CL, etc. But its impossible to find AMP info, escort services is a diff story.

And to the guy who is talking about "go back 35 pages" why? So I can get information on a AMP that has been closed down? That makes alot of sense.

I'm not "whining" about shit, I actually deal with the fact that seniors want to be so secretive about thier info. In fact, I think I stated that "I understood why" they were that way. But at the sametime, I was pointing out the irony in the situation.

Then all of sudden, everyone gets all defensive and only reads what they want to read. Why so sensative people? What I stated is truth, and I get why. I'm not saying yall are wrong for it.[/QUOTE]I have heard a number of sorry excuses for not posting from others on this site, and yours is just another one. The thing is with yall is that yall are not even trying to find out anything about AMPs on your own. This not the only place to receive info on AMPs and it is also ironical that I can't tell you because the owner of the site doesn't allow me to post names of other sites. But do some searches on the major search engines using massage-related parameters. I will assure yall that yall will find AMP information.