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[QUOTE=Swaganna;2685985]I will say I played the Oboe, so well in fact I was first chair in the FSYO. Anyone that knows their instruments knows the oboe is a hard one that takes a strong mouth and lung capacity. .
Swags.[/QUOTE]Sounds fun I got a boner just thinking about my dick being sucked especially with someone that has a strong mouth and lung capacity me like.
-BMM.
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2685985]I will say I played the Oboe, so well in fact I was first chair in the FSYO. Anyone that knows their instruments knows the oboe is a hard one that takes a strong mouth and lung capacity. .
Swags.[/QUOTE]She was the very first female jedi.
Oboe-one-kenobi.
The force is 'schlong' in this one!
The following are actual quotes from the following Mongers. "The planet's must have been perfectly aligned last night as I encountered what might just have been the BEST night of my life! If I were to DIE today I would DIE happy. Word's can't describe how I feel right now. If you really want to have the best night of your life try getting with Avalon and Morgan". That was from monger Vmanorlol. Here's another quote from Vmanorlol. "To watch you two go at each other was a sight for sore eyes. I can't even put in word's how incredible being with the two of you was. The two of you are the best of ALL TIME!
I could go on and on about Vmanorol reviews on Avalon!! I hAve a special message for you sir. YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUTSIDE MORE!! This also goes for the countless mongers who write these epic reviews on Avalon Morgan and Dahlia. AVALON is the leader of this pack and she is a complete IDIOT! I am saying probably what the majority of this board is to afraid to say publicly! Just curious AVALON has ANY guy ever told you to STFU! You talk to much! You give thanks to other mongers and you write an open book. A boat captain survived a shark attack, a medic saves lives, another guy is a pilot, this guy looks like Bradley Cooper and on and on and fucking on! STFU already! The only time you are probably quiet is when a cock is shoved down your throat! STFU already!
No one cares! My advice to you is simple. You are trying way to hard to impress! You ain't all that at fucking all! I will NEVER see you so I can and will speak my mind. You think your hot shit right NOW? How about 6 months or a year from now? Will I see you on OBT for a 30 coin date! Other provider's in Orlando have been here way longer and get just as many clients or more than you. The difference is they rarely advertise. And when they thank someone it's usually a quick few words and that's it. Your dumb ass can't ever STFU.
Trust me I could care LESS what you are your crew think of me. I personally adore street walkers and BP girl's. Every now and then I check the usaclassified ads for specials of 60 coins or less. But hey that's just me. There really are some other fine provider's on this great board. Mystical is one and has some gorgeous big tits as well. So does Marinagfe. Savanna and even Jenna have in Orlando for a while and provide excellent service. For all you mongers falling down and dying over Avalon Morgan and Dahlia. You motherfuckers do know that Orlando international airport has a cheap non stop flight to San Jose Costa Rica!! Get the fuck out MORE!
Smh!! Fucking pathetic LOSERS!
Chris5.
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Just trying to limit your tantrum a little.
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I knew I was leaving someone off my favorite provider list in Orlando. JerseyGirl oral skills are top notch! Very kind and.
Laid back provider.
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2686940]
[b]The Truth About Inside Avalon, Morgan and Dahlia Part 1[/b]
The following are actual quotes from the following Mongers. "The planet's must have been perfectly aligned last night as I encountered what might just have been the BEST night of my life! If I were to DIE today I would DIE happy. Word's can't describe how I feel right now. If you really want to have the best night of your life try getting with Avalon and Morgan". That was from monger Vmanorlol. Here's another quote from Vmanorlol. "To watch you two go at each other was a sight for sore eyes. I can't even put in word's how incredible being with the two of you was. The two of you are the best of ALL TIME!
I could go on and on about Vmanorol reviews on Avalon!! I hAve a special message for you sir. YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUTSIDE MORE!! This also goes for the countless mongers who write these epic reviews on Avalon Morgan and Dahlia. AVALON is the leader of this pack and she is a complete IDIOT! I am saying probably what the majority of this board is to afraid to say publicly! Just curious AVALON has ANY guy ever told you to STFU! You talk to much! You give thanks to other mongers and you write an open book. A boat captain survived a shark attack, a medic saves lives, another guy is a pilot, this guy looks like Bradley Cooper and on and on and fucking on! STFU already! The only time you are probably quiet is when a cock is shoved down your throat! STFU already!
No one cares! My advice to you is simple. You are trying way to hard to impress! You ain't all that at fucking all! I will NEVER see you so I can and will speak my mind. You think your hot shit right NOW? How about 6 months or a year from now? Will I see you on OBT for a 30 coin date! Other provider's in Orlando have been here way longer and get just as many clients or more than you. The difference is they rarely advertise. And when they thank someone it's usually a quick few words and that's it. Your dumb ass can't ever STFU.
Trust me I could care LESS what you are your crew think of me. I personally adore street walkers and BP girl's. Every now and then I check the usaclassified ads for specials of 60 coins or less. But hey that's just me. There really are some other fine provider's on this great board. Mystical is one and has some gorgeous big tits as well. So does Marinagfe. Savanna and even Jenna have in Orlando for a while and provide excellent service. For all you mongers falling down and dying over Avalon Morgan and Dahlia. You motherfuckers do know that Orlando international airport has a cheap non stop flight to San Jose Costa Rica!! Get the fuck out MORE!
Smh!! Fucking pathetic LOSERS!
[/QUOTE]I'll go ahead and say what everyone else is thinking. . .
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[QUOTE=Chris5;2686940]The following are actual quotes from the following Mongers. "The planet's must have been perfectly aligned last night as I encountered what might just have been the BEST night of my life! If I were to DIE today I would DIE happy. Word's can't describe how I feel right now. If you really want to have the best night of your life try getting with Avalon and Morgan". That was from monger Vmanorlol. Here's another quote from Vmanorlol. "To watch you two go at each other was a sight for sore eyes. I can't even put in word's how incredible being with the two of you was. The two of you are the best of ALL TIME!
I could go on and on about Vmanorol reviews on Avalon!! I hAve a special message for you sir. YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUTSIDE MORE!! This also goes for the countless mongers who write these epic reviews on Avalon Morgan and Dahlia. AVALON is the leader of this pack and she is a complete IDIOT! I am saying probably what the majority of this board is to afraid to say publicly! Just curious AVALON has ANY guy ever told you to STFU! You talk to much! You give thanks to other mongers and you write an open book. A boat captain survived a shark attack, a medic saves lives, another guy is a pilot, this guy looks like Bradley Cooper and on and on and fucking on! STFU already! The only time you are probably quiet is when a cock is shoved down your throat! STFU already!
No one cares! My advice to you is simple. You are trying way to hard to impress! You ain't all that at fucking all! I will NEVER see you so I can and will speak my mind. You think your hot shit right NOW? How about 6 months or a year from now? Will I see you on OBT for a 30 coin date! Other provider's in Orlando have been here way longer and get just as many clients or more than you. The difference is they rarely advertise. And when they thank someone it's usually a quick few words and that's it. Your dumb ass can't ever STFU.
Trust me I could care LESS what you are your crew think of me. I personally adore street walkers and BP girl's. Every now and then I check the usaclassified ads for specials of 60 coins or less. But hey that's just me. There really are some other fine provider's on this great board. Mystical is one and has some gorgeous big tits as well. So does Marinagfe. Savanna and even Jenna have in Orlando for a while and provide excellent service. For all you mongers falling down and dying over Avalon Morgan and Dahlia. You motherfuckers do know that Orlando international airport has a cheap non stop flight to San Jose Costa Rica!! Get the fuck out MORE!
Smh!! Fucking pathetic LOSERS!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Losers unite!!
This is coming from the douche who complains about M1 L getting a ten extra buck tip.
Wow, I just have to repeat that to you all again, a fuqn tirade over 10 Xtra bucks.
This is coming from the douche who trys to barter fake reviews with girls he can't afford because they charge a whopping $65+.
Wow, I just have to repeat that to you all again, 65 smackers bcuz you know $60 is the limit.
This is the douche who thinks needle-heads walking the streets are models.
Wow I just have to, well you all get the picture, 'needle'less to say they are not!
I could go on and on and on, but you see what we are dealing with here.
I have officially diagnosed him with 'munch'chausen syndrome, since he can't munch the true hot model providers then he must reassure himself that they are really not that great and he isn't such a tool. He's in the medical books for that one. Its a rare, heinous and filthy disease, but luckily not contagious and appears to only affect the douchiest of douchebags. He leads a sad little life of perpetual dis!
He is our new ancientone! Like the way AO complains about every Dallas review, now Chrissy has taken the reigns to spread it to Avalon, Morgan and Dahlia. We are talking about some of our most beautiful and trusted providers. These girls are on the front lines providing top notch services to a bunch of sorry sacks like us. But for Chrissy with his lack of 'fun'ds comes the onslaught of frustration, leading to the highest forms of douchebaggery. Imagine how Chrissy feels. He clicks on usasg, pops open positive reviews, sees the hottest spread of Avalon and Morgan. He races over, cracks open his piggy bank, starts counting all his coins or maybe see if he can trade in some box-tops for some nickles. Then the sad realization kicks in, it's going to be another long day on the trail.
speaking of douchebags, how is our buddy Montass doing? If you talk with him, please ask him when he's taking that plastic lawn furniture out to the curb. I need a stretch of that PVC for coping to do rail slides on my new skate ramp. Please do me a solid and hook me up. What can I say I can't let it go, guilt by assholeciation.
Avalon is doing the men and providers a favor with her thorough review. It's smart business and helps verify those guys on the spot and may intrigue he provider, expediting the process. But you will never know, the only verification your girls ever want to know is if that needle has been used yet, maybe.
Good day to you Baron Munch'chausen.
Alpha to the omega.
P fuqn G.
Lefty loosey.
Whitey knighty.
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2687713]Losers unite!!
This is coming from the douche who complains about M1 L getting a ten extra buck tip.
Wow, I just have to repeat that to you all again, a fuqn tirade over 10 Xtra bucks.
This is coming from the douche who trys to barter fake reviews with girls he can't afford because they charge a whopping $65+.
Wow, I just have to repeat that to you all again, 65 smackers bcuz you know $60 is the limit.
This is the douche who thinks needle-heads walking the streets are models.
Wow I just have to, well you all get the picture, 'needle'less to say they are not!
I could go on and on and on, but you see what we are dealing with here.
I have officially diagnosed him with 'munch'chausen syndrome, since he can't munch the true hot model providers then he must reassure himself that they are really not that great and he isn't such a tool. He's in the medical books for that one. Its a rare, heinous and filthy disease, but luckily not contagious and appears to only affect the douchiest of douchebags. He leads a sad little life of perpetual dis!
He is our new ancientone! Like the way AO complains about every Dallas review, now Chrissy has taken the reigns to spread it to Avalon, Morgan and Dahlia. We are talking about some of our most beautiful and trusted providers. These girls are on the front lines providing top notch services to a bunch of sorry sacks like us. But for Chrissy with his lack of 'fun'ds comes the onslaught of frustration, leading to the highest forms of douchebaggery. Imagine how Chrissy feels. He clicks on usasg, pops open positive reviews, sees the hottest spread of Avalon and Morgan. He races over, cracks open his piggy bank, starts counting all his coins or maybe a plan to trade in some box-tops for some nickles. Then the sad realization kicks in, it's going to be another long day on the trail. Speaking of douchebags, how is our buddy Montass doing? If you talk with him, please ask him when he's taking that plastic lawn furniture out to the curb. I need a stretch of that PVC for coping to do rail slides on my new skate ramp. Please do me a solid and hook me up. What can I say I can't let it go, guilt by assholeciation.
Avalon is doing the men and providers a favor with her thorough review. It's smart business and helps verify those guys on the spot and may intrigue he provider, expediting the process. But you will never know, the only verification your girls ever want to know is if that needle has been used yet, maybe.
Good day to you Baron Munch'chausen.
Alpha to the omega.
P fuqn G.
Lefty loosey.
Whitey knighty.[/QUOTE]PG this will be last and only response to you on this subject. YOU ARE NOT A MONGER!! WHY THE FUCK are you here! You NEVER do ANY REVIEWS! Again WHY are you on a MONGER board? Your entire post history shows ZERO REVIEWS! So PG here is my take on your sorry ass. You brag about you and your wife being doctor's and lawyer's and most of your so called friends and family are all these high end upper assholes. I have always wondered how such an important family man such as yourself can find the time to visit with us low lives here in the RAT TRAP? You come hear and simply PLAY around! Crack jokes offer zero intel because you don't have any because you are not a MONGER! You yourself has even admitted this. Motherfucker fuck off and let real MONGERS handle this shit.
Go continue to email and PM provider's who you will NEVER see. You talk about OBT girl's as needle junkies yet you still read and talk about the SW thread. Guy's here that post reviews are MONGERS. Good or bad review, ugly girl or pretty girl, SW or rub girl, the point is they are MONGERING you piece of shit! So fuck off PG! Save the response you will give which will be zero in regards to the purpose of this board which is to go and FUCK a female! Report back with a review and share Intel on girl's! You're another one that I've had to break a stick off in your asshole MR important guy with only doctor and lawyer's friends.
Chris5.