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DON'T GO TO LOCAL AMPs EXPECTING HAPPINESS!

You guys looking for satisfaction at local AMPs need to actually read this forum. There is NO HAPPINESS found at any AMPs in middle TN. There may be a one in a thousand exception, but you aren't going to be it. Just STOP IT! Some AMPs here will insinuate all kinds of services but they don't come through, and if you fall for their marketing, in person or otherwise, you're just fortifying their underhanded practices.

Read the forum if you think I'm BSing you.

You want happiness here? Go to a forum reviewed independent provider or the "Studios" reviewed here, NEVER to any AMPs! There are plenty of reliable and safe independents here who will take good care of you.

And if you want a great tease and DIY finish, go see Linda at Rejuvenating Massage near the Cool Springs Costco. Great massage, great tease, and nice lady.

[QUOTE=Southern59;6558332]

And if you want a great tease and DIY finish, go see Linda at Rejuvenating Massage near the Cool Springs Costco. Great massage, great tease, and nice lady.[/QUOTE]Great massage, ask for hard pressure. Nothing extra.

[QUOTE=BravoFox;6558341]Great massage, ask for hard pressure. Nothing extra.[/QUOTE]I agree on the massage but for the last few weeks Linda has been unavailable due to her arm. She recommended Tina who was ok but not as good as Linda.

This one looks TGTBT but god damn is she a milk truck if that's real. If anyone has had an experience with her lmk.

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/tennessee/nashville/bodyrubs/body-rubs/sensual-massage-25585.html[/URL]

It's a Miami number in her ad.

Has anyone taken the plunge with Averie in the Boro since she came back from her visit with Uncle?

Those pics are of Ruby May, so it smells like a scam to me.

[QUOTE=Duffman19;6558617]This one looks TGTBT but god damn is she a milk truck if that's real. If anyone has had an experience with her lmk.

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/tennessee/nashville/bodyrubs/body-rubs/sensual-massage-25585.html[/URL]

It's a Miami number in her ad.[/QUOTE]

Hello,

I will be in town next week and based on the threads I'm reading, it seems as though MPs in your awesome town are a bit of a dud. Could you point this MD guy in the right direction for either a MP that offers extras, or a reliable, attractive independent (outcall preferred). PM is fine and I'm more than happy to provide intel on the MD / DC scene if anyone wants. Just shoot me a message.

Thanks in advance.

M.

Bottom line, I'm sick of seeing the ads for the beauties and getting the beast. Weed the Nashville Catfish Crew out. I started a thread on the blog, beginning with this one so fellas, add to the list to save us some time and money.

"Kinky Karissa" (save your money, the person assigned look like she ate Karissa)!

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ssa-36551.html[/URL]

Be safe,

Ling.

[QUOTE=Southern59;6558332]DON'T GO TO LOCAL AMPs EXPECTING HAPPINESS!

You guys looking for satisfaction at local AMPs need to actually read this forum. There is NO HAPPINESS found at any AMPs in middle TN. There may be a one in a thousand exception, but you aren't going to be it. Just STOP IT! Some AMPs here will insinuate all kinds of services but they don't come through, and if you fall for their marketing, in person or otherwise, you're just fortifying their underhanded practices.

Read the forum if you think I'm BSing you.

You want happiness here? Go to a forum reviewed independent provider or the "Studios" reviewed here, NEVER to any AMPs! There are plenty of reliable and safe independents here who will take good care of you.

And if you want a great tease and DIY finish, go see Linda at Rejuvenating Massage near the Cool Springs Costco. Great massage, great tease, and nice lady.[/QUOTE]Agreed. It's a waste in Nashville. I just drove to Florida and stopped at a place about an hour north of Destin (331 Massage in Defuniak Springs FL) got the best Asian massage of my life. It was like one of those videos under 'massage room' section on pornhub. Great massage and table shower and finish was out of control good. She did some finger locking stuff with both palms. I am usually not a very loud guy but I yelped and moaned. I noticed a sign on the wall that said 'for respect of other guest please keep quiet' I cracked up after realizing that she gets a lot dudes doing what I did. Paid $80 for an hour massage and 15 minute ts. Tipped $60. She was such a sweetheart she put my socks on while still on the table. I share this to say Nashville's scene is dead and save your money till you travel. Girls here try to charge more for a shotty massage with DIY.

I meant to get to this since last week but decided to dream about going to a studio for a change for a massage since AMPs here are hopeless (have been trying since 2019, yep been around for a while) and I wanted to see a very attractive woman. I wasn't disappointed with Ariel on that regard. Looked like the pics and she had a cool personality. The studio she works from requires parking in the back to find the suite and on the inside its pretty nice. We talked for a bit and I decided I wanted a nude b2 b which was $$. 7 and she brought I manage to bring it down to $$. 5, not much but better. Ariel told me to get comfortable on the table and afterwards she comes in with this nice scented oil and started to undress. She has a pretty cute figure like the pics: petite but not skinny. She starts rubbing me down starting with my back, then arms, then working her way to my legs and finally butt. She even did some teasing of the fellas and grabbed junior for a bit before hopping on my back, kitty first. She even grinded it on my ass for a bit which I thought was hot. I can't help but think that at some point though, it felt like she was nodding off during the back rub when she was sitting on my ass, like she would lower her head to the back of my head a few times only to jolt up. I kinda went with it but this was my first b2 b so I wasn't sure. We lost track of time and it was time for the flip which was standard finish. During it tho I was rubbing her kitty before I fingered her cute ass and eventually got done. I gave her some an extra. 5 for the time we lost track of and because she was a cool person to talk to. She told me she appreciated me coming by since all her other appointments cancelled on her and I was her first appointment all day, and I dreamed about her at like 2:30 pm. She hugged me goodbye and I woke up. Not bad for my first studio visit. I wish she did 69 or FS and my hopes wasn't up too much for that, but still. Maybe in the future, maybe not. Would repeat but maybe for nude fbsm next time for a lower price. But hey, YMMV. Sorry this was so damn long.

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/tennessee/nashville/bodyrubs/body-rubs/available-all-evening-29724.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=KyleMarcu1;6560405]I meant to get to this since last week but decided to dream about going to a studio for a change for a massage since AMPs here are hopeless (have been trying since 2019, yep been around for a while) and I wanted to see a very attractive woman. I wasn't disappointed with Ariel on that regard. Looked like the pics and she had a cool personality. The studio she works from requires parking in the back to find the suite and on the inside its pretty nice. We talked for a bit and I decided I wanted a nude b2 b which was $$. 7 and she brought I manage to bring it down to $$. 5, not much but better. Ariel told me to get comfortable on the table and afterwards she comes in with this nice scented oil and started to undress. She has a pretty cute figure like the pics: petite but not skinny. She starts rubbing me down starting with my back, then arms, then working her way to my legs and finally butt. She even did some teasing of the fellas and grabbed junior for a bit before hopping on my back, kitty first. She even grinded it on my ass for a bit which I thought was hot. I can't help but think that at some point though, it felt like she was nodding off during the back rub when she was sitting on my ass, like she would lower her head to the back of my head a few times only to jolt up. I kinda went with it but this was my first b2 b so I wasn't sure. We lost track of time and it was time for the flip which was standard finish. During it tho I was rubbing her kitty before I fingered her cute ass and eventually got done. I gave her some an extra. 5 for the time we lost track of and because she was a cool person to talk to. She told me she appreciated me coming by since all her other appointments cancelled on her and I was her first appointment all day, and I dreamed about her at like 2:30 pm. She hugged me goodbye and I woke up. Not bad for my first studio visit. I wish she did 69 or FS and my hopes wasn't up too much for that, but still. Maybe in the future, maybe not. Would repeat but maybe for nude fbsm next time for a lower price. But hey, YMMV. Sorry this was so damn long.

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/tennessee/nashville/bodyrubs/body-rubs/available-all-evening-29724.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Don't be sorry for posting a good detailed review. I believe this is the kind of review that should always be posted.

[QUOTE=KyleMarcu1;6560405]I meant to get to this since last week but decided to dream about going to a studio for a change for a massage since AMPs here are hopeless (have been trying since 2019, yep been around for a while) and I wanted to see a very attractive woman. I wasn't disappointed with Ariel on that regard. Looked like the pics and she had a cool personality. The studio she works from requires parking in the back to find the suite and on the inside its pretty nice. We talked for a bit and I decided I wanted a nude b2 b which was $$. 7 and she brought I manage to bring it down to $$. 5, not much but better. Ariel told me to get comfortable on the table and afterwards she comes in with this nice scented oil and started to undress. She has a pretty cute figure like the pics: petite but not skinny. She starts rubbing me down starting with my back, then arms, then working her way to my legs and finally butt. She even did some teasing of the fellas and grabbed junior for a bit before hopping on my back, kitty first. She even grinded it on my ass for a bit which I thought was hot. I can't help but think that at some point though, it felt like she was nodding off during the back rub when she was sitting on my ass, like she would lower her head to the back of my head a few times only to jolt up. I kinda went with it but this was my first b2 b so I wasn't sure. We lost track of time and it was time for the flip which was standard finish. During it tho I was rubbing her kitty before I fingered her cute ass and eventually got done. I gave her some an extra. 5 for the time we lost track of and because she was a cool person to talk to. She told me she appreciated me coming by since all her other appointments cancelled on her and I was her first appointment all day, and I dreamed about her at like 2:30 pm. She hugged me goodbye and I woke up. Not bad for my first studio visit. I wish she did 69 or FS and my hopes wasn't up too much for that, but still. Maybe in the future, maybe not. Would repeat but maybe for nude fbsm next time for a lower price. But hey, YMMV. Sorry this was so damn long.

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/tennessee/nashville/bodyrubs/body-rubs/available-all-evening-29724.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I have seen her twice, the most recent being earlier this year and thought her prices were a bit to high for a b2 b nuru. She didn't even do a pussy to penis rub on the flip both times I visited her, just a HE. For 270 hh you can get a gulch girl for 30 dollars less for an hr (240/ hr), or visit an independent provider like Daisy for less as well. But still cute girl, nice personality and she use to go by Violet working out of a building in south Nashville off of Thompson lane not far from studio 22. Good review!

[QUOTE=Machine74;6555420]Think this is the one: [URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/tennessee/nashville/bodyrubs/body-rubs/back-in-town-36292.html[/URL].[/QUOTE]I was able to see Mia recently. It was great, gorgeous lady. Before we began she made sure I felt safe and comfortable. Truly a great experience, I look forward too seeing her in the future.

Regards,

H19.

Anyone have any info on this one? Seems interesting but the number pulls up nothing. PM is fine, thanks!

[URL]https://nashville.craigslist.org/hws/d/nashville-kim-read-whole-ad/7654624505.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=HornDawgs;6562924]Anyone have any info on this one? Seems interesting but the number pulls up nothing. PM is fine, thanks!

[URL]https://nashville.craigslist.org/hws/d/nashville-kim-read-whole-ad/7654624505.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Personally I have never had a good experience using Craigslist. I hope it works out for you!

Good morning,

So I have been reading through these reviews and And'ville looks like a mine field in the mongering biz. I am visiting in a few weeks and the last time I was there I damn near got robbed at one of the hotels with a bait and switch and a "my pimp is in the bathroom" move. So, I don't have the best track record there. I would like to partake, so, if anyone would like to point me to a provider / location where I will actually get the service that is expected and not robbed, that would be awesome. I know, I could do research and I have looked, but you folks have scared me to death. Clearly AMPs are out, but even the "Gulch girls" seem like a scam. Has the game faltered that much? Like, time used to be 2-3 bills would get you the full ride. Thanks in advance.

Has anyone been to see Patricia at Sir Massage in Brentwood? Feel free to PM any feedback.

[QUOTE=Cromwell;6563422]Personally I have never had a good experience using Craigslist. I hope it works out for you![/QUOTE]I love the comment: I'm real, I'm hot but she refuses to send or post pictures. LOL.

Yeah, pass for me. Says she does b2 b, 300 minimum. Too high to begin with, and then if I don't even know what she looks like I'm not going to jump on that.

[QUOTE=BabyFace123;6565188]I love the comment: I'm real, I'm hot but she refuses to send or post pictures. LOL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Machine74;6565310]Yeah, pass for me. Says she does b2 b, 300 minimum. Too high to begin with, and then if I don't even know what she looks like I'm not going to jump on that.[/QUOTE]She gave me the same text. I asked her to describe herself and didn't get a reply after that.

[QUOTE=PBagley00;6564206]Has anyone been to see Patricia at Sir Massage in Brentwood? Feel free to PM any feedback.[/QUOTE]I'm curious as well.

[QUOTE=PBagley00;6564206]Has anyone been to see Patricia at Sir Massage in Brentwood? Feel free to PM any feedback.[/QUOTE]Also curious.

[QUOTE=PBagley00;6564206]Has anyone been to see Patricia at Sir Massage in Brentwood? Feel free to PM any feedback.[/QUOTE]I had a recent experience with Sir Massage in Brentwood with Patricia for 1 hr. I was looking for an actual massage and if any dreaming came from it, then great. Straight out asked if happily ending on a high note was an option or something she did. She said no and I thanked for her answer and just gave into the massage and didn't bring it back up. Received no teasing, grazes, or evidence to the contrary. Did some flexing / twitching just in case when she was working on the legs, but nothing came of it.

Con: nothing more than listed services were provided.

Pro: best "real" massage I've gotten. Actually 1 hr of Massage after intro and discussing relaxing vs deep tissue, etc. However, most satisfying self-service release after she left the room. Was in sort of a relaxed semi-buzzed brain fog for a couple hours after which was very good. Will probably see again for real massage.

In short I felt much better with a true 1 hr $$ massage and post self-service with her than $$ on a body rub for however long that will get you.

Take that info as you will.

[QUOTE=BGSword;6566824]I had a recent experience with Sir Massage in Brentwood with Patricia for 1 hr. I was looking for an actual massage and if any dreaming came from it, then great. Straight out asked if happily ending on a high note was an option or something she did. She said no and I thanked for her answer and just gave into the massage and didn't bring it back up. Received no teasing, grazes, or evidence to the contrary. Did some flexing / twitching just in case when she was working on the legs, but nothing came of it.

Con: nothing more than listed services were provided.

Pro: best "real" massage I've gotten. Actually 1 hr of Massage after intro and discussing relaxing vs deep tissue, etc. However, most satisfying self-service release after she left the room. Was in sort of a relaxed semi-buzzed brain fog for a couple hours after which was very good. Will probably see again for real massage.

In short I felt much better with a true 1 hr $$ massage and post self-service with her than $$ on a body rub for however long that will get you.

Take that info as you will.[/QUOTE]Massage Envy costs $100 per hour for non-members. Elements Massage costs $120 for an hour. Most independent MT's are in that range. What makes Sir Massage so special? Marketing!

[QUOTE=Southern60;6567551]Massage Envy costs $100 per hour for non-members. Elements Massage costs $120 for an hour. Most independent MT's are in that range. What makes Sir Massage so special? Marketing![/QUOTE]And perpetuating the rumor that more is to be had there. What a joke.

May have a window this weekend to finally go up to Nashville or surrounding areas (unless Murfreesboro by chance offers anything) and meet up with a girl. The girl however is still TBD. I've got no idea who to choose. Should I go about contacting now or wait until the day of? I've gone through some old posts and definitely have some names I'd like to see. Lexi, Vanessa, Seda etc if they're still around.

[QUOTE=Mcj0426;6568438]May have a window this weekend to finally go up to Nashville or surrounding areas (unless Murfreesboro by chance offers anything) and meet up with a girl. The girl however is still TBD. I've got no idea who to choose. Should I go about contacting now or wait until the day of? I've gone through some old posts and definitely have some names I'd like to see. Lexi, Vanessa, Seda etc if they're still around.[/QUOTE]Pick one and let us know. Good luck.

[QUOTE=BGSword;6566824]I had a recent experience with Sir Massage in Brentwood with Patricia for 1 hr. I was looking for an actual massage and if any dreaming came from it, then great. Straight out asked if happily ending on a high note was an option or something she did. She said no and I thanked for her answer and just gave into the massage and didn't bring it back up. Received no teasing, grazes, or evidence to the contrary. Did some flexing / twitching just in case when she was working on the legs, but nothing came of it.

Con: nothing more than listed services were provided.

Pro: best "real" massage I've gotten. Actually 1 hr of Massage after intro and discussing relaxing vs deep tissue, etc. However, most satisfying self-service release after she left the room. Was in sort of a relaxed semi-buzzed brain fog for a couple hours after which was very good. Will probably see again for real massage.

In short I felt much better with a true 1 hr $$ massage and post self-service with her than $$ on a body rub for however long that will get you.

Take that info as you will.[/QUOTE]Thanks that's a helpful and informative review.

I had a dream of these a year or so ago. They were Colombian I believe, from Atlanta. Anyone know where they are now? Been wanting to dream again.

I had a dream of these a year or so ago. They were Colombian I believe, from Atlanta. Anyone know where they are now? Been wanting to dream again.

Got a message from one of the numbers from the old 18 Spa that they reopened in Franklin. Checked it out and had a nice experience. Much better than when they were here. There are some reviews in the Bowling Green page if you're interested and it's not that far of a drive.

Decided I'm going to hit up Studio 22 Saturday around opening time. Says walking welcome so I'll probably do that. I've seen others talk about getting good runs and honestly that's what I'm here for. If a HE happens then that's a plus but I crave the touch. Only questions I have is should I go for nuru (haven't had before) or the VIP massage? Thinking of bringing $400 and seeing what that'll get me. Any comments or recommendations of providers or tips? Should I make an appointment instead of walk in? It'll be Saturday around 12-1 I'd say. PMs welcome and thanks for any info.

[QUOTE=Mcj0426;6571325]Decided I'm going to hit up Studio 22 Saturday around opening time. Says walking welcome so I'll probably do that. I've seen others talk about getting good runs and honestly that's what I'm here for. If a HE happens then that's a plus but I crave the touch. Only questions I have is should I go for nuru (haven't had before) or the VIP massage? Thinking of bringing $400 and seeing what that'll get me. Any comments or recommendations of providers or tips? Should I make an appointment instead of walk in? It'll be Saturday around 12-1 I'd say. PMs welcome and thanks for any info.[/QUOTE]Also see that there's a newer studio on Thompson lane. Anyone been? Girls better or worse or same? Any info is appreciated.

[QUOTE=Mcj0426;6571857]Also see that there's a newer studio on Thompson lane. Anyone been? Girls better or worse or same? Any info is appreciated.[/QUOTE]Have been to the Thompson Lane studio twice, once with Kendall and once with Serenity. They were running a 100 hh, 150 hr special, and I went with the half hour both times. Kendall was enjoyable, though I probably will not repeat especially at full price. However, I really enjoyed the time with serenity and wished I had booked for the full hour. Very sexy rub with plenty of teasing and full roaming allowed. No rush, no jackhammer, no up charge (tipping encouraged of course) just the sensual touch of a real professional.

Haven't been to 22 so can't compare, but I enjoyed both experiences at this one.

[QUOTE=MidtnCaptain;6572664]Have been to the Thompson Lane studio twice, once with Kendall and once with Serenity. They were running a 100 hh, 150 hr special, and I went with the half hour both times. Kendall was enjoyable, though I probably will not repeat especially at full price. However, I really enjoyed the time with serenity and wished I had booked for the full hour. Very sexy rub with plenty of teasing and full roaming allowed. No rush, no jackhammer, no up charge (tipping encouraged of course) just the sensual touch of a real professional.

Haven't been to 22 so can't compare, but I enjoyed both experiences at this one.[/QUOTE]I'll look into Serenity. Thanks for the rec. Finish just standard HE or any variety / upgrades available during the session?

I can second the recommendation for Serenity at Thompson Lane, also recommend Sweetheart. 22 used to be fun, always got the nuru. Haven't been to 22 in a while though, anyone know if Lexi is still there? Last I heard she was only working the desk.

[QUOTE=MidtnCaptain;6572664]Have been to the Thompson Lane studio twice, once with Kendall and once with Serenity. They were running a 100 hh, 150 hr special, and I went with the half hour both times. Kendall was enjoyable, though I probably will not repeat especially at full price. However, I really enjoyed the time with serenity and wished I had booked for the full hour. Very sexy rub with plenty of teasing and full roaming allowed. No rush, no jackhammer, no up charge (tipping encouraged of course) just the sensual touch of a real professional.

Haven't been to 22 so can't compare, but I enjoyed both experiences at this one.[/QUOTE]It's $ extra for a HE on top of the hf which is insane. Another $ for BBBJ. Too expensive for the service imo.

[QUOTE=AegisWonder25;6573963]It's $ extra for a HE on top of the hf which is insane. Another $ for BBBJ. Too expensive for the service imo.[/QUOTE]Is BBBJ the furthest you can go during a session? Money isn't really the concern. Don't really get opportunities to go out so I'm going to make the most of it. I may possibly visit Thompson lane and 22 seeing as I believe they are close together. I've pinpointed 22 but have the general location of the other.

[QUOTE=Mcj0426;6574277]Is BBBJ the furthest you can go during a session? Money isn't really the concern. Don't really get opportunities to go out so I'm going to make the most of it. I may possibly visit Thompson lane and 22 seeing as I believe they are close together. I've pinpointed 22 but have the general location of the other.[/QUOTE]Might not want to discuss in public.

Got in contact yesterday afternoon to schedule an appointment for today. Asked when they opened and was told 10 am. Asked for a certain girl and if she'd be available at that time and was told yes. Booked the appointment. Currently sitting in a random TL parking lot for 45 minutes because I haven't gotten any messages about where to go or any circumstances as to why I'd be delayed. Is what it is I guess.