Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=AmpChamp88;3379074]Anybody have experience with Elegant Massage in RB? I've been there twice with Cherry. Very sensual massage both times but no HE. Feels like there might be more on the menu, or just another squeeze and tease shop.[/QUOTE]I've been twice with no luck. Ella and Cherry, both very pretty, sensual and flirty but no HE.

Ella is the owner, I believe, and she gives an amazing, hard massage. I was sore for a couple days after.

Great legit place for a massage, but don't expect any extras.

Who do I ask for?

[URL]https://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/thp/6131812574.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=DirtyRalph;3390387]Hi Force,

Thanks for the info on guaranteed HE, but can you provide any names for each of the places you mention that are cute (descriptions), quality of massage, English skills, touching preferences, etc?[/QUOTE]

The fork in the road part was actually a really clever way to put that. Took me a minute and looking at the map to get it. Kudos on that. One question I do have. For the sherpas extra work to get you to the summit what did that cost you? You mentioned the cost of the excursion itself but not for the extras the Sherpa provided.

[QUOTE=BpkbDude;3390080]Caesar once told the Roman Senate "Veni Vidi, Vici (I came, I saw, I conquered)". Well, that's what I did, in true Mt Everest fashion. Below is a summary of last week's trip to San Diego (Everest).

Day 1 - Kathmando (still 100 miles from Everest): Like a plane landing in Kathmando, my plane touched down at Yoshi's where I came across a VERY curvy Latino, with large fake mountains of her own and a fairly nice personality. I don't often dream in color, yet there was no doubt she was wearing a very short RED miniskirt with nothing at all on underneath but the wind. It wan't long & that red dress hit the floor as she quietly tempted me with a full menu of options. But, I just wasn't all that hungry as I had my eyes set on something more. Base Camp.

Day 2 - Base Camp: We all know the South Base Camp is located at 17,598 ft. Similarly, they use numbers on Clairemont Mesa Blvd to also describe locations such as 4120,5380, 7061. And just like Everest, the higher you go, the more intoxicating it becomes.

Day 4 - Camp 4: At 26,000 ft on Everest, you find yourself at the edge of earth's atmosphere. Pretty much as close to space as you can get while standing on earth. It's called the death zone where climbers become weak and only fear remains as you look down on the white glaciers and alPINE giants. Yep, the Pine giants at 8055 ft is where I ended up next. I actually found it to be as intoxicating as what I assume it's like to stand on the edge of earth's atmosphere. I had some Lemon and it was mighty fine. It reminded me of a Lemon I once had with some Coco on another attempt to scale Mt Everest. It was just hard to imagine that anything could get any better? Or could it?

Day 6 - The Summit: Standing at Camp 4, I looked up and it was like two roads diverged into a white glacier (yellow wood) and I was sorry I could not travel both and be one traveler long I stood. Should I try the Health choice at 8280 ft above Miramar? Or, should I try Michelle's? So, I took Yogi Berra's advice when he said "If you come to a fork in the road, take it". So, I was off to Michelle's for the summit. I was led to my room pd $70 for 45 min as they were offering a $10 discount online; and shortly after in walks Angie. OH My. She was a young slim little thing with incredible eyes & incredible smile. She was wearing a bright blue mini skirt and Jr just couldn't seem to control himself. Her English was really good and she told me she was from Korea. I knew I was still dreaming because nothing in real life could be so sexy & beautiful at the same time. So, off to the table shower we went. I swear it was the slippery-est soap I've ever felt. She did very nice job making sure both myself and Jr were clean. She slipped into a black dress and the massage began back at the room. And to my delight it was very pleasant. It wasn't long and she was straddling me and as she moved around on my back I could feel something that reminded me of another type of Catmando. She then had me put my hands on the wider than normal table & her flexibility became evident as she lowered herself onto my hand. She continued to massage me with a FIV and it was clear she was truly getting into the whole situation. She began to breath harder and whimpered a little bit. It sure didn't sound or feel fake at all. Then came the flip and she went right to work. Did I tell you she had beautiful eyes? She slipped the cover on with her mouth like a pro and I had to asked her to slow down a little bit. I doubled my pillow to prop my head up to watch her better & I thanked Yogi for leading me to this place. Finally, we were nearing the summit. She rode for a while, then I pounded her from on top and then behind. Her little kitty kat-man-do was so tight and I finally fell victim to the ending. As I reached the summit, I exploded in pure bliss. I still don't know her hottest attribute. Her personality? Her smile? Her eyes? Or that smoking hot petite body w those perky soft tits & unforgettable little kitty-cat-man-do.

So, guys you now know why I say "I came, I saw, I conquered on my climb up Everest". I've reached the summit at the edge of space. There can be nothing better. Angie is a sweetheart; and she introduced me to her friend Sunny on the way out. Sunny is pretty freaking hot too. We all chatted at giggled about who was hottest. Even Mamasan started laughing and carrying on with us. It was fun.

I've come to the conclusion that I don't think it can get any better than my trip to San Diego. So, my plans are to hang up the boots and call it quits to all this mongering. Angie to me to the top. It's time to retire. I'm going to try to quit this crazy addiction. Thank you Angie for an unforgettable hour. And, good luck my fellow mongers.[/QUOTE]

I've been to Bayside four times and have had 2 great experiences. The place is in a residential area but off a busy street (Sassafras). It looks like a house but is not hard to miss. Parking is available in the driveway, but I've always parked in the street. As for the reviews:

Trip #1: This was my first AMP visit ever and I had no idea what I was getting into (other than what I had read on message boards). It was a Saturday afternoon and the place was very quiet. I rang the doorbell, walked in and hit the ATM (message board research gave me an idea of what I'd have to pay). While I was getting the money, a cute 40-ish woman, who I assumed was Mamasan, came out and greeted me. I assume my handful of money helped things because she had a HUGE smile on her face and kept commenting how handsome I was. I took the TS (where she continued to admire and flatter) and noticed her tight little body and big fake breasts in a tight little (easy-access) dress. I knew I was at the right place. Massage was mediocre but she let me touch from the go so it was fun. Enjoyed a BBBJ followed by a wild CFS. I wish I could remember her name and possibly track her down for another round because I never saw her there again.

Trip #2: this time I was greeted by an older woman who looked real beat up and was very sheepish. I assumed this was Mamasan again and was hoping to get a younger girl; unfortunately she came back to perform the service. Being a newbie, I didn't know how to ask for another girl so I TOFTT and left with a HJ HE. A very sad trip.

Trip #3: This was the best visit of all. This is where I met Cassie (or Casey). This girl was slamming. Great conversationalist, was very cool, and had a beautiful face / body. After the TS she recommended I try the jacuzzi / tub with her next time so I knew she was going to become my ATF. In the room the massage was short and we got straight to the point. I enjoyed a very talented BBBJ followed by a nice, long CFS. She seemed to enjoy it as much as I did and we kept talking / flirting all the way to the exit. We parted with a kiss and she asked me to come and see her again. I definitely planned on it.

Trip #4: Due to finances, it took me a while to get back. My next trip, I was very disappointed to find out Cassie was no longer around. I went ahead and took the massage with the lady who was present (mid to late 40's). It was only her and the other old lady from Trip #2 in the house so I inquired about other girls. I was told there was a third but she had already left for the day. The massage was decent and the HE disappointing. I was very disinterested by the time I left so I didn't even remember her name.

I thought this place was going to be my go-to since it was in my neighborhood, but I can't see myself going back until they update their lineup. It sounds like all the young / attractive ones are at their sister location, Osaka. If anyone knows where Cassie went, or if you find that they updated the lineup to some good talent PM me or comment on this. In the meantime, I'll be making the drive to CoCo Spa where the girls are phenomenal.

Hey guys, haven't had much luck finding the right Indy provider so I decided to go to PQ for a return visit. Very friendly, thin, middle aged woman greeted me, took my hh fee and was also my therapist. When we got to the room I undressed and handed over the towel saying I didn't need it to which she replied, "ok, just front only?" I laughed and told her of course I wanted my back rubbed first. That was a new one for me, I found it pretty clever. She gave a good medium pressure massage and when she was working on my back she spent a lot of time above my head reaching all the way down to my butt, giving me plenty of time to rub her legs on both sides of my head, and rub her ass when she went farthest down my body. She did plenty of teasing with each pass though and when she moved to the side of the table to focus more on legs she reached under my hips and pulled the squad out from the back. Picture some light HJ / marble check action while laying facedown with the minute hand at 6:00. After the proper warm-up I flipped over and she started with a light touch HJ, I explained how I wanted her to squeeze a little harder, but she kept thinking that meant faster, after some awkward back and forth and me demonstrating as best I could, I just said forget it do it however you want and she brutalized me into a finish. And while it started good and ended with a blender of human hands she was obviously trying her best, and it actually wasn't that bad of a pop. The amusement was worth the price of admission. She left and waited outside with water, and I tipped before I left (though it seemed like she wasn't expecting anything) standard 40/40. I've been here about 6 - 7 times, maybe 5 different ladies, they're all very nice and the atmosphere is always extremely relaxed like these ladies are a secretary pool in an office building.

[QUOTE=JaviJuice;3391544]I've been to Bayside four times and have had 2 great experiences. The place is in a residential area but off a busy street (Sassafras). It looks like a house but is not hard to miss. Parking is available in the driveway, but I've always parked in the street. As for the reviews:

Trip #1: This was my first AMP visit ever and I had no idea what I was getting into (other than what I had read on message boards). It was a Saturday afternoon and the place was very quiet. I rang the doorbell, walked in and hit the ATM (message board research gave me an idea of what I'd have to pay). While I was getting the money, a cute 40-ish woman, who I assumed was Mamasan, came out and greeted me. I assume my handful of money helped things because she had a HUGE smile on her face and kept commenting how handsome I was. I took the TS (where she continued to admire and flatter) and noticed her tight little body and big fake breasts in a tight little (easy-access) dress. I knew I was at the right place. Massage was mediocre but she let me touch from the go so it was fun. Enjoyed a BBBJ followed by a wild CFS. I wish I could remember her name and possibly track her down for another round because I never saw her there again.

Trip #2: this time I was greeted by an older woman who looked real beat up and was very sheepish. I assumed this was Mamasan again and was hoping to get a younger girl; unfortunately she came back to perform the service. Being a newbie, I didn't know how to ask for another girl so I TOFTT and left with a HJ HE. A very sad trip.

Trip #3: This was the best visit of all. This is where I met Cassie (or Casey). This girl was slamming. Great conversationalist, was very cool, and had a beautiful face / body. After the TS she recommended I try the jacuzzi / tub with her next time so I knew she was going to become my ATF. In the room the massage was short and we got straight to the point. I enjoyed a very talented BBBJ followed by a nice, long CFS. She seemed to enjoy it as much as I did and we kept talking / flirting all the way to the exit. We parted with a kiss and she asked me to come and see her again. I definitely planned on it.

Trip #4: Due to finances, it took me a while to get back. My next trip, I was very disappointed to find out Cassie was no longer around. I went ahead and took the massage with the lady who was present (mid to late 40's). It was only her and the other old lady from Trip #2 in the house so I inquired about other girls. I was told there was a third but she had already left for the day. The massage was decent and the HE disappointing. I was very disinterested by the time I left so I didn't even remember her name.

I thought this place was going to be my go-to since it was in my neighborhood, but I can't see myself going back until they update their lineup. It sounds like all the young / attractive ones are at their sister location, Osaka. If anyone knows where Cassie went, or if you find that they updated the lineup to some good talent PM me or comment on this. In the meantime, I'll be making the drive to CoCo Spa where the girls are phenomenal.[/QUOTE]Coco Spa is closed. Some of the girls are rotating back to Pine Spa.

Anyone had a good experience at LH Massage Spa in Escondido?

Says its a grand opening.

[QUOTE=RexTripod808;3391480]The fork in the road part was actually a really clever way to put that. Took me a minute and looking at the map to get it. Kudos on that. One question I do have. For the sherpas extra work to get you to the summit what did that cost you? You mentioned the cost of the excursion itself but not for the extras the Sherpa provided.[/QUOTE]I went with a single Sherpa and in my dream she was so pleasant that I was happy to donate 140. If I were to come out of retirement and climb again, I think I'd just get both their Sherpas at the same time. I'd assume they'd have extra oxygen for such.

Any tips on how to go about asking for different girls or refunds? Would you get blacklisted for this?

I've ventured in a few AMPs and maybe 1 or 2 I should've spoken up.

It's really just a lottery. Not sure why they don't do lineups you can pick from.

[QUOTE=Shidenz;3392427]Anyone had a good experience at LH Massage Spa in Escondido?

Says its a grand opening.[/QUOTE]Like many other spas this place has had a Grand opening for years, so don't believe what you read on backpage.

It's been reviewed before so read the reviews. But I'll give you a hint, good massage (younger talent) self-service.

But as always your mileage may vary and you might get a new girl or a girl in good mood who likes you.

Go try and report back.

I'm 25 so I feel pretty awkward when I go to AMPs and have the ladies there- usually are middle-aged- tease me about being so young. Some even say shit that just kills the mood like, "I'm probably your mom's age. " I shit you not that has been said to me. Which AMPs in SD are known to have younger girls? So far I've heard good things about Miracle Oasis, but I haven't tried it out yet.

[QUOTE=YehDawg;3392855]I'm 25 so I feel pretty awkward when I go to AMPs and have the ladies there- usually are middle-aged- tease me about being so young. Some even say shit that just kills the mood like, "I'm probably your mom's age. " I shit you not that has been said to me. Which AMPs in SD are known to have younger girls? So far I've heard good things about Miracle Oasis, but I haven't tried it out yet.[/QUOTE]I feel the same way bro ahaha but if anyone does know please do tell as I am green to this too as well.

[QUOTE=YehDawg;3392855]I'm 25 so I feel pretty awkward when I go to AMPs and have the ladies there- usually are middle-aged- tease me about being so young. Some even say shit that just kills the mood like, "I'm probably your mom's age. " I shit you not that has been said to me. Which AMPs in SD are known to have younger girls? So far I've heard good things about Miracle Oasis, but I haven't tried it out yet.[/QUOTE]I'm used to the HNL scene where there are 100's of AMPs with young (21-28 avg age) model quality girls at all of them, so it's been an adjustment coming here where the average age is 35-45. That being said, there are some spots around here. The most notable is going to be Pine, and they offer a full menu. I went there a week ago and the girl I saw said she was 23, and that fit. Coco is supposed to be on par with it, although it just shut down and it is rumored that they are moving to Pine, so should be a much larger selection.

If anyone knows of anything towards East County with younger (20-29 range) I'd appreciate it as Pine is a bit too close to the workplace for my comfort.

[QUOTE=IvyLeaf;3392794]Any tips on how to go about asking for different girls or refunds? Would you get blacklisted for this?

I've ventured in a few AMPs and maybe 1 or 2 I should've spoken up.

It's really just a lottery. Not sure why they don't do lineups you can pick from.[/QUOTE]That's a very good point. Like 1 of the members pointed out. The door fee is just an "access fee. " After that, it's completely luck. You might be able to request by name, but I have never been successful in terms of "trying to get a 2nd opinion. ".

In those cases, I just get a low-quality massage, a friendly conversation (hopefully) & leave.

[QUOTE=RexTripod808;3393535]I'm used to the HNL scene where there are 100's of AMPs with young (21-28 avg age) model quality girls at all of them, so it's been an adjustment coming here where the average age is 35-45. That being said, there are some spots around here. The most notable is going to be Pine, and they offer a full menu. I went there a week ago and the girl I saw said she was 23, and that fit. Coco is supposed to be on par with it, although it just shut down and it is rumored that they are moving to Pine, so should be a much larger selection.

If anyone knows of anything towards East County with younger (20-29 range) I'd appreciate it as Pine is a bit too close to the workplace for my comfort.[/QUOTE]Try this: it looks like what you want.

[URL]http://sandiego.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/n-u-r-u-b-2-b-sexy-asian-mod-917-336-8666/25763269[/URL]

It looks right up your alley give it a shot and report back.

Take one for the team and report back if it's any good.