Massage Parlor Reports

Probably like you I visit all the local AMPs from Sandusky, to Ashland, to Madison. They are all pretty much the same, about the same in cleanliness, about the same type girl. Not great looking, not bad looking, just your normal Asian AMP attendant. $60 for an hour $20 to $40 tip depending on how good the massage was, how good the hand job was. Did she offer to have her breasts out during the hand job etc. I like going because at the least I'm going to get a pretty good massage, at best maybe something will happen unexpectedly. That happened the other day at an AMP in the Cleveland metro area. She was giving me the Chinese one finger with her thumb and squeezing my balls with the other fingers. Her left hand was still massaging my back with Aveeno. After about ten minutes we did the flip. I slid off the table put my hands on both sides of her hips and slid her panties and pants down. She lifted up her bra to her armpits and pushed her shirt up underneath her chin. I turned her around and laid her on the table for BBFS. After a few minutes she pushed me back onto the table for the typical hand job. I tried for BBBJ but it wasn't happening, although the hand job was pretty damn good. I'm typically in an AMP at least once or twice a week & I don't go to Warren anymore. I can spend 200 here and get 2 visits vs. 1 visit in Warren. Sometimes you find a little something out of the ordinary. Is she good looking? Not great, but good body for your average 40-year-old Asian that looks 30. PM if you want to visit, no 1 post mfs, I'm not going to answer bunch of questions either. 60 hr + 40 tip go spend your money & check it out if you're interested & good luck!

[QUOTE=Hungryeye;4640868]Looking to add a new provider to massage rotation program. Did a quick search but didn't find anything. I 've seen her ads over the years. Anyone care to share their experience? Feel free to PM if you don't want to post.

[URL]https://escortfish.ch/ad/view/full-body-massage-and-more/26586568[/URL]

This is the txt of her ad.

Hi I'm Layla a licensed massage therapist and I'm here to cater to your needs offering a hot, warm body massage and more I'm friendly, sweet, loving, passionate and I also love what I do so come unwind and have a good time with me. My pictures are mine and accurate. So give me a call or text at (216) xxx-3x82.

Real deal.

Real good massages.

Satisfying.

Safe.

Clean.

Friendly.

Morning specials 8:30-11 am $50 hh $80 hour.

Sunday specials $60 hh $90 hour.

70 (30) minutes.

100 (60) minutes.

Thanks.

H.[/QUOTE]Saw her last April.

She had her spot on the west side but I met her in an office off 271.

I did 90 min and it was a legit 90 min. Decent massage and got half naked on the flip for HE.

Not sure what else is available.

I didn't repeat due to the texts of when are you coming back or hey I'm available. Total turn off.

Not ugly by any means but definitely thicker than her pics shoe. Kinda sexy honestly.

I've visited probably 80% of the AMP's and local massage spots in and around the CLE area.

I'm looking for a UTR that's actually a certified massage therapist that will offer HE or more? Not looking for a BS relax spot. I know where all of them are at. I want someone that knows what their doing but likes to have fun too.

Anyone have anything? PM me if so.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=MoonDoggie;4642421]Probably like you I visit all the local AMPs from Sandusky, to Ashland, to Madison. They are all pretty much the same, about the same in cleanliness, about the same type girl. Not great looking, not bad looking, just your normal Asian AMP attendant. $60 for an hour $20 to $40 tip depending on how good the massage was, how good the hand job was. Did she offer to have her breasts out during the hand job etc. I like going because at the least I'm going to get a pretty good massage, at best maybe something will happen unexpectedly. That happened the other day at an AMP in the Cleveland metro area. She was giving me the Chinese one finger with her thumb and squeezing my balls with the other fingers. Her left hand was still massaging my back with Aveeno. After about ten minutes we did the flip. I slid off the table put my hands on both sides of her hips and slid her panties and pants down. She lifted up her bra to her armpits and pushed her shirt up underneath her chin. I turned her around and laid her on the table for BBFS. After a few minutes she pushed me back onto the table for the typical hand job. I tried for BBBJ but it wasn't happening, although the hand job was pretty damn good. I'm typically in an AMP at least once or twice a week & I don't go to Warren anymore. I can spend 200 here and get 2 visits vs. 1 visit in Warren. Sometimes you find a little something out of the ordinary. Is she good looking? Not great, but good body for your average 40-year-old Asian that looks 30. PM if you want to visit, no 1 post mfs, I'm not going to answer bunch of questions either. 60 hr + 40 tip go spend your money & check it out if you're interested & good luck![/QUOTE]What does COF (Chinese One Finger) mean?

[QUOTE=DeskJockey;4645838]What does COF (Chinese One Finger) mean?[/QUOTE]Cum On Face?

[QUOTE=DeskJockey;4645838]What does COF (Chinese One Finger) mean?[/QUOTE]Butt stuff.

I checked out Harmony Massage in Lakewood today. When I walked in, there was a sign on the wall that said "No sexual services". Same deal in the room I got into. I would assume that these signs are in the other rooms as well. I did an hour for $60. The massage itself was alright, but nothing special. The woman I had had pretty broken English. I had trouble communicating with her. Throughout the massage, it seemed like she was going to give me a HE. She would graze my balls and let me rub her leg too. I squeezed her ass. Right before the flip, she did the light grazing thing that the other parlors do. At this point I thought I was in the clear. Upon the flip, I was hard and she threw a towel over my boy. After that, she then started to just massage my neck. After 10 minutes we were done. After I finished getting dressed, she asked for a tip and I declined. That pissed her off as she tried to grab my arm but I just walked out of the room. She then yelled "Wow" and I just left. So at least in my experience, you're not going to get anything here. One and done for me.

[QUOTE=HackeySack02;4646807]I checked out Harmony Massage in Lakewood today. When I walked in, there was a sign on the wall that said "No sexual services". Same deal in the room I got into. I would assume that these signs are in the other rooms as well. I did an hour for $60. The massage itself was alright, but nothing special. The woman I had had pretty broken English. I had trouble communicating with her. Throughout the massage, it seemed like she was going to give me a HE. She would graze my balls and let me rub her leg too. I squeezed her ass. Right before the flip, she did the light grazing thing that the other parlors do. At this point I thought I was in the clear. Upon the flip, I was hard and she threw a towel over my boy. After that, she then started to just massage my neck. After 10 minutes we were done. After I finished getting dressed, she asked for a tip and I declined. That pissed her off as she tried to grab my arm but I just walked out of the room. She then yelled "Wow" and I just left. So at least in my experience, you're not going to get anything here. One and done for me.[/QUOTE]They must have tightened up things after August or this provider just didn't want to do anything during your visit. Harmony typically had the same old beat ladies for years. Was your provider young and / or attractive?

[QUOTE=WildCard;4647129]They must have tightened up things after August or this provider just didn't want to do anything during your visit. Harmony typically had the same old beat ladies for years. Was your provider young and / or attractive?[/QUOTE]I'm guessing she was in her 30's. She wasn't ugly by any means, but just average looking imo.

Any word on Coco? Only found older reviews when searching.

[URL]https://cleveland.rubratings.com/142101[/URL]

I've met her while visiting another girl at the same incall location. Talked on the phone about setting up an appointment, but she had to cancel. Due to a higher price, and difficulty to schedule (due to drinking I suspect), I haven't rushed to re schedule.

[QUOTE=Smutt2;4648551]Any word on Coco? Only found older reviews when searching.

[URL]https://cleveland.rubratings.com/142101[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DeskJockey;4645838]What does COF (Chinese One Finger) mean?[/QUOTE]Moons post doesn't mention COF. He does mention Chinese One Finger. I have only seen the acronym COF mean Cum On Face. Chinese One Finger with thumb while other fingers play with balls is butt play.

Saw her once, much bigger than photos and looks nothing like them.

[QUOTE=Customerr;4645183]Saw her last April.

She had her spot on the west side but I met her in an office off 271.

I did 90 min and it was a legit 90 min. Decent massage and got half naked on the flip for HE.

Not sure what else is available.

I didn't repeat due to the texts of when are you coming back or hey I'm available. Total turn off.

Not ugly by any means but definitely thicker than her pics shoe. Kinda sexy honestly.[/QUOTE]I may have to try her out at her 50 buck morning rate.

[URL]http://archive.ph/aK7Bx[/URL]

Looking for a consistent and safe UTR provider if anyone is willing to share. Strictly looking for massage and HE, nothing more. PM me if you're willing to share. Thank you.