Massage Parlor Reports

Update. Apparently I was not clear and HOA is not happy with my assessment of their services. LOL. I, literally, got called on that today.

I want to clarify. The nuru lotion was used but the description of Nuru in this link is not their thing. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuru_massage[/url]. Especially the ending. It did not get the full completion , especially since I popped early.. :D ,that I was expecting. My conversations with other members, after my visit ,I have found that they are a HE shop. I like a little more formal places as well with wall and not curtains . Just not my cup of tea and an opinion.

After getting a text and a phone call from HOA on my satisfaction I needed to explain my position to Essence. Just so you are all aware I did get a cell call to ask about my review. They read here. I invited Essence to post her opinion.

If HE is your thing, soap / lotion and looking at a beautiful woman at $.8 for an hour. Then HOA is your place.

I will not go back now since they are offended by what they read here and I am good with that.

Harry.

[QUOTE=Harry Plopper; 1080035]Well after some reading of HOA I thought what the heck. Stopped by to see Essence. HOT girl and nice personality. Got there and was immediately up sold. I am not a fan of that at all. So I decided for Nuru for 1 hour. $.8. She lead me back to my curtain and had a nice massage. I had a decent time but the prices are steep for nude nuru and it is not a real nuru. I was hoping for more but alas.

Essence is very hot and has a nice attitude. I would pay what I paid and more if a really nuru was on the menu.

PM me if you have had a better experience and I would be happy to try again. :the[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Harry Plopper; 1080354]Update. Apparently I was not clear and HOA is not happy with my assessment of their services. LOL. I, literally, got called on that today.

I want to clarify. The nuru lotion was used but the description of Nuru in this link is not their thing. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuru_massage[/url]. Especially the ending. It did not get the full completion, especially since I popped early. :the, that I was expecting. My conversations with other members, after my visit, I have found that they are a HE shop. I like a little more formal places as well with wall and not curtains. Just not my cup of tea and an opinion.

After getting a text and a phone call from HOA on my satisfaction I needed to explain my position to Essence. Just so you are all aware I did get a cell call to ask about my review. They read here. I invited Essence to post her opinion.

If HE is your thing, soap / lotion and looking at a beautiful woman at $.8 for an hour. Then HOA is your place.

I will not go back now since they are offended by what they read here and I am good with that.

Harry. [/QUOTE]Well, they can be as offended as they want to be but....

1. No one likes being upsold. If you didn't want that to be an issue the prices should be in your ads. It seems like they have almost doubled since the place opened.

2. A buck eighty is pretty darn steep for a rub. Even if you nix the nuru gel (It is advertised as a nuru massage, just saying) even a buck fifty is pretty steep considering an hour at an AMP with the same end is.8 and.2 or.4 with tip. You could almost go to an AMP twice.

3. Yes, you do offer a service that the AMPs don't, the soap, oil, or for extra gel and all the sliding. But, AMP girls (mostly) do give a good massage as part of it which you really don't and the TS.

4. You could get a decent girl to come to your house with a bottle of baby oil and a full menu for the same price. For just a little more, a GFE hottie.

5. The accomodations aren't all that. There are sheets separating the "rooms", it's basically a garage, and you shower off at the end in a kiddie pool with a hose.

All of that being said, I thought it was a fun experience and some of the girls there are very attractive, Essence especially. It's a good experience and I'm glad (even though it didn't live up to my expectations) I tried it out. It's a lot of fun, but is it worth the current admission fee considering the other options? Probably not. I mean, its basically a black MP that doesn't give a massage and charges twice as much.

[QUOTE=Caravaggio2000; 1080432]Well, they can be as offended as they want to be but.

I mean, its basically a black MP that doesn't give a massage and charges twice as much. [/QUOTE]I have been lucky enough to have recently experienced a Real Deal nuru massage (in Asia not the US) and described it in an earlier post. It is much closer to what is depicted on this site.

http://nurumassage.com/

Than what I read goes on at HOA.

I still prefer an AMP as the place to get a massage. If you are going to pay escort rates, then why not just see an escort? BTW, my Real Nuru massage cost me less than $100.

You seem to have hit the nail on the head.

[QUOTE=Caravaggio2000; 1080432]Well, they can be as offended as they want to be but.

1. No one likes being upsold. If you didn't want that to be an issue the prices should be in your ads. It seems like they have almost doubled since the place opened.

2. A buck eighty is pretty darn steep for a rub. Even if you nix the nuru gel (It is advertised as a nuru massage, just saying) even a buck fifty is pretty steep considering an hour at an AMP with the same end is.8 and.2 or.4 with tip. You could almost go to an AMP twice.

3. Yes, you do offer a service that the AMPs don't, the soap, oil, or for extra gel and all the sliding. But, AMP girls (mostly) do give a good massage as part of it which you really don't and the TS.

4. You could get a decent girl to come to your house with a bottle of baby oil and a full menu for the same price. For just a little more, a GFE hottie.

5. The accomodations aren't all that. There are sheets separating the "rooms", it's basically a garage, and you shower off at the end in a kiddie pool with a hose.

All of that being said, I thought it was a fun experience and some of the girls there are very attractive, Essence especially. It's a good experience and I'm glad (even though it didn't live up to my expectations) I tried it out. It's a lot of fun, but is it worth the current admission fee considering the other options? Probably not. I mean, its basically a black MP that doesn't give a massage and charges twice as much. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Harry Plopper;1080468]You seem to have hit the nail on the head.[/QUOTE]I can't wait for the rebuttle, especially on the upselling issue. When a member reports an instance of upselling, I normally stay away. I do not like to carry extra cash when I'm mongering.

Rbw

[QUOTE=Rbw2001; 1080519]I can't wait for the rebuttle, especially on the upselling issue. When a member reports an instance of upselling, I normally stay away. I do not like to carry extra cash when I'm mongering.

Rbw[/QUOTE]Same here, I was thinking NURU massage. It was more compelling at.8 to $.2. At $.8, I rather put.5 back into my pocket and call back page escort.

I am interested to see if anyone responds from HOA. Prior to an PM conversation with another monger I was planning on going since I have a thing for black women. When I was told he was charged $150 and other mongers can see you pretty much the entire time you are there, let's just say I lost my interest.

From what I have heard Aura has gathered a good group of women who are a lot of fun. I hope they can figure out a way to re arange their set up and adjust the charges. As was also pointed out by another monger, not putting prices in their adds is a problem also.

Hi Guys! Thanks for all the responses.

I will be responding very shortly

First I would like to thank everyone that has visited us and left such a really nice response for THOA. It is truly appreciated and we are grateful for each client. Now we all know that no company or private establishment will be able to please all clients, but I personally work extremely hard to please and satisfy each client. The best benefit to our establishment is our client feedback. I have learned this from working 11 years in customer service. We take client feedbacks and apply all that we can to our massages to make it a better experience for them. It was a client who recommended this site to me the same way it was a client who recommended we implement Nuru gel as well as many clients who personally told us after their session that we were charging too little and should raise our prices. With that being said any client who visited us at our old location rates did not change for them for their loyalty. Its funny how there are comments about our prices when on every phone call we receive we ask, 'Does this price work for you? ' And if it doesn't we ask, 'What are you looking to spend today' We specifically tell all callers that we work with all budgets and income. I state that on my Backpage Ad. I set a policy where we turn no one away! We negotiate with everyone that feels the price is too high for their budget. And no, you don't just get a table massage if you don't pay full price. I rather you guys say it then instead of leaving comments that the price was too high later. We are not in this simply for the money. We actually love what we do which is why our satisfaction rate is extremely high. We give over 100% in each session just so clients feel like they got their moneys worth. If you book your session with me you will actually get a professional massage because I went to school for it. I specialize in Deep Tissue and those who have experienced it loved it. As for my girls it will be more of a sensual massage.

1) Yes we have transformed my garage for work and it looks great! Before we were working in a small room and in my living room. We have moved and upgraded to a better place. Yes our shower is not the best right now in the garage but it works. Come on guys we just moved in. Give us a chance to create a real shower which is in the making. But how important is that after such an awesome experience. Can you really complain about something so minor? (the way you were rinsed off, come on guys)

2) Clients do not see each other. We work too hard for that to happen! We don't use sheets we use curtains. Yes its curtains separating us but you will not be exposed. Your overall experience will still be a (wow! Though its just curtains separating us. If you want a private session with no other client present you have the option to come earlier in the morning anytime before 11am or even later in the evening anytime after 6:30pm.

3) As for the up selling part we tell clients of all prices over the phone. Please keep in mind that we do know that most clients only bring the exact amount of cash so we already know that chances of up selling is very slim and not to our benefit. Since we started the Nuru we have been forgetting to tell clients of the extra fee for it. Human error. Hey if you don't have it cause we didn't tell you that's our loss but sooner your benefit than ours cause chances are we will give it to you at no charge just so you can experience it. I totally agree on up selling cause I'm not a fan of it either. But how many businesses out there make you leave spending way more than you wanted. Hello, WALMART! But at the end its still just a choice. You still have the option to say yes or no. So is it really that big of an issue? I sooner give away services before I try to empty out my clients pockets. I strive to have repeat clients. If I milk you dry the first time chances are you won't come back. (how many girls on Backpage state their prices? Now I feel like we're being picked on.

4) By all means please visit an Escort if you feel our price is too high. You will also welcome the risk of being caught up in a bust or sting operation which is very heavy these days. Obviously body rubs are for the men that don't want full service and since we go the extra mile and create very intense massages we feel our prices are just fine and will not change. Not to mention all the clients we negotiate with. Everyone has their preference. AMP's are great and I'm glad you guys feel their prices are better so that way it keeps an ongoing market. Yes we can charge as we do cause there are many men that feel it is right within their budget. Plus you get 2 girls with your massage. You get a massage first then we move you over to our wet play area where you are never rushed. You even have the option of slowing the session down so that way you get your full hour. Can't say that for all places. Rub rub and your done with no conversation. We create a relationship with our clients soon as they walk through the door.

5) We love and appreciate all reviews. Good or Bad but we're not open to demeaning comments. 'Soapy. More like Crushy

Free Willy. ' Sexy comes in all shapes and sizes. HOA has it all. Furthermore, Harry mentioned fake Nuru as if we were using imitation. That's the only thing I needed clarification on. Because we do not lie to our clients. We charge more for it cause it is shipped from Thailand and is very pricey after the very high shipping fees. Harry you are more than welcome to visit us again if you choose. But until then we appreciated your business and your feedback.

6) Nuru is a Japanese term for slippery. Nuru gel is the product that we implement in our massages to create that effect. A nuru massage does not necessarily mean FS guys. We use it for our body to body gliding to create a high intense level of foreplay. It is so good that clients find themselves happy a little too fast. Faster than we would prefer cause we want everyone to get as close to a full hour as they can. Comparing what we do here and prices to Asia, come on guys. Lets not be too critical. If the gel doesn't suit you there is the mind blowing and intoxicating 'Soapy' massage.

Once again thank you thank you. All comments makes HOA better and I listen to them all. Business is great and we appreciate everyone who has visited and look forward to newbies creating their own experience. HOA is definitely a place you have to visit. Its like Cinderella slipper, everyone wants to try itJ

Later guys!

[QUOTE=Lady Aura; 1080876]First I would like to thank everyone that has visited us and left such a really nice response for THOA. It is truly appreciated and we are grateful for each client. Now we all know that no company or private establishment will be able to please all clients, but I personally work extremely hard to please and satisfy each client. The best benefit to our establishment is our client feedback. I have learned this from working 11 years in customer service. We take client feedbacks and apply all that we can to our massages to make it a better experience for them. It was a client who recommended this site to me the same way it was a client who recommended we implement Nuru gel as well as many clients who personally told us after their session that we were charging too little and should raise our prices. With that being said any client who visited us at our old location rates did not change for them for their loyalty. Its funny how there are comments about our prices when on every phone call we receive we ask, 'Does this price work for you? ' And if it doesn't we ask, 'What are you looking to spend today' We specifically tell all callers that we work with all budgets and income. I state that on my Backpage Ad. I set a policy where we turn no one away! We negotiate with everyone that feels the price is too high for their budget. And no, you don't just get a table massage if you don't pay full price. I rather you guys say it then instead of leaving comments that the price was too high later. We are not in this simply for the money. We actually love what we do which is why our satisfaction rate is extremely high. We give over 100% in each session just so clients feel like they got their moneys worth. If you book your session with me you will actually get a professional massage because I went to school for it. I specialize in Deep Tissue and those who have experienced it loved it. As for my girls it will be more of a sensual massage.

1) Yes we have transformed my garage for work and it looks great! Before we were working in a small room and in my living room. We have moved and upgraded to a better place. Yes our shower is not the best right now in the garage but it works. Come on guys we just moved in. Give us a chance to create a real shower which is in the making. But how important is that after such an awesome experience. Can you really complain about something so minor? (the way you were rinsed off, come on guys)

2) Clients do not see each other. We work too hard for that to happen! We don't use sheets we use curtains. Yes its curtains separating us but you will not be exposed. Your overall experience will still be a (wow! Though its just curtains separating us. If you want a private session with no other client present you have the option to come earlier in the morning anytime before 11am or even later in the evening anytime after 6:30pm.

3) As for the up selling part we tell clients of all prices over the phone. Please keep in mind that we do know that most clients only bring the exact amount of cash so we already know that chances of up selling is very slim and not to our benefit. Since we started the Nuru we have been forgetting to tell clients of the extra fee for it. Human error. Hey if you don't have it cause we didn't tell you that's our loss but sooner your benefit than ours cause chances are we will give it to you at no charge just so you can experience it. I totally agree on up selling cause I'm not a fan of it either. But how many businesses out there make you leave spending way more than you wanted. Hello, WALMART! But at the end its still just a choice. You still have the option to say yes or no. So is it really that big of an issue? I sooner give away services before I try to empty out my clients pockets. I strive to have repeat clients. If I milk you dry the first time chances are you won't come back. (how many girls on Backpage state their prices? Now I feel like we're being picked on.

4) By all means please visit an Escort if you feel our price is too high. You will also welcome the risk of being caught up in a bust or sting operation which is very heavy these days. Obviously body rubs are for the men that don't want full service and since we go the extra mile and create very intense massages we feel our prices are just fine and will not change. Not to mention all the clients we negotiate with. Everyone has their preference. AMP's are great and I'm glad you guys feel their prices are better so that way it keeps an ongoing market. Yes we can charge as we do cause there are many men that feel it is right within their budget. Plus you get 2 girls with your massage. You get a massage first then we move you over to our wet play area where you are never rushed. You even have the option of slowing the session down so that way you get your full hour. Can't say that for all places. Rub rub and your done with no conversation. We create a relationship with our clients soon as they walk through the door.

5) We love and appreciate all reviews. Good or Bad but we're not open to demeaning comments. 'Soapy. More like Crushy

Free Willy. ' Sexy comes in all shapes and sizes. HOA has it all. Furthermore, Harry mentioned fake Nuru as if we were using imitation. That's the only thing I needed clarification on. Because we do not lie to our clients. We charge more for it cause it is shipped from Thailand and is very pricey after the very high shipping fees. Harry you are more than welcome to visit us again if you choose. But until then we appreciated your business and your feedback.

6) Nuru is a Japanese term for slippery. Nuru gel is the product that we implement in our massages to create that effect. A nuru massage does not necessarily mean FS guys. We use it for our body to body gliding to create a high intense level of foreplay. It is so good that clients find themselves happy a little too fast. Faster than we would prefer cause we want everyone to get as close to a full hour as they can. Comparing what we do here and prices to Asia, come on guys. Lets not be too critical. If the gel doesn't suit you there is the mind blowing and intoxicating 'Soapy' massage.

Once again thank you thank you. All comments makes HOA better and I listen to them all. Business is great and we appreciate everyone who has visited and look forward to newbies creating their own experience. HOA is definitely a place you have to visit. Its like Cinderella slipper, everyone wants to try itJ.

Later guys! [/QUOTE]I've had the pleasure of Aura's company on 2 occassions, she was always upfront with what it would cost for the services I wanted and she did not fail to deliver an exceptional experience for me.

Glad the Lady responded. As I said. "If HE is your thing, soap / lotion and looking at a beautiful woman at $.8 for an hour. Then HOA is your place. "

Oh and talking to all clients on the phone on price... that was not discussed when I called. Only what time did I want to show up. So shame on me for basing my price on other senior member information :D

Maybe good business means, keep increasing the price until demand flattens out or falls. Besides they will need to set aside some cash for what's invariably coming-attorney's fees, bail, Dept. Of health fines, Dept. Of Business and Professional regulation fines etc. At least she is offering a customer loyalty discount.

Thanks for the thoughtful response Aura. A few things.

I can appreciate that you are saying you are up front about your prices. However, the three times I called (granted I did not speak with you) I asked about donations and was told nothing. I also emailed about donations and didn't get a response to that part of my question, only available times. After asking, the only other source of information that was available to me was to ask my fellow mongers and the responses I got ranged from.8-$.2, so I was surprised when I got there and was quoted $.5 and then surprised again when the gel was an extra.2 and again when I opted for extra play which was another extra.2.

I'm glad you are trying to be budget friendly, but I don't think many people are going to want to negotiate. That's just an uncomfortable position to be in. I guess if you are doing it over the phone, as you say, it's not so bad, but still. I think you would probably have better luck if you just posted a low and a high price in your ads so people know what to expect.

Maybe I made too big of a deal out of the shower thing, but for the donation I'd honestly expect a better end to the whole thing than the kiddie pool. I believe you when you say you are working on it. I'm sure it will be 5 star in the future.

The other guy is right, it is supply and demand, so if you are all booked up at these prices then more power to you. Like I said in my post, I did have an excellent time and my hostess was hot and very friendly, no complaints there. I think everyone should try it as it is a lot of fun. But for me, for the price, it doesn't meet my expectations for somewhere I would return again and again. I wasn't trying to say you ladies should offer FS for that price, only that for that price someone could get an escort, a bottle of baby oil and have a very similar experience at their own home.

Anyway, I appreciate the response and wish you nothing but the best business in the future. Good Luck!

Star has always been my ATF and will continue with healthy hand of 436 and are. Are. Blv.

They have help now and the help are nice and take good care of you.

They provide a very good service on a very clean environment.

Visited Nartual Therapies on Mills while in your fair city and enjoyed myself so much I returned the next day. The place also goes by another name. I think their card says "World Therapies LLC. Ida took great care of me and should have repeated with her but chose to try new gal, " Jenny", who was on her period and not as much fun as Ida had been. They also have a driver who will pick up and return tourists to a hotel. All in all a very good experience. Details on erotic mp. Stay safe.