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Went to this place on Whittier Blvd and 1st for an hour massage. They have been advertising in BP. Had thirty-something Lulu, about a 7 overall, who gave a good massage. On the flip, asked if I wanted a BJ with no haggling. I said yes! She left the room for a minute and came back with their "top shelf" saran rap and a rubber band!!! We live in tough times my friends. Saw that and opted for the HJ.
Hey you masochists out there: This is your place!
[QUOTE=Guyfrom714] Here is my 1st of many reports to this awesome site.information like this-free?!. I was used to other sites requiring you to pay just to have this kind of information.......
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Well done 714. I will look forward to your contributions.
Thanks F. L. O.!
Visted "Brooktella" today. Asked for a Latina but MMS said none free for an hour. Asked for M*m* again, as I knew she worked Mondays, but she too was with an appointment for another 30 minutes. I asked who was free and she replied P***I. After handing the $50 fee for admission, I went to room #2 (the doors are not labeled by the way, LOL).
In comes Y***g, a pretty tall K girl with all natural Ds. She was wearing a skin colored, body hugging dress. She wasn't a spinner, being about 5'6" with heels on she was about 5'9" and probably weighed about 125-130. She wasn't chubby but let's just say big boned, LOL. Or about to be big boned.
Personality was more on the shy side. A bit timid, perhaps nervous as she was initiating a lot of conversation. You know the normal stuff, have you been here before, who did you see, blah blah blah. I took the time to gather some intel on her. Now she looks young. I 1st thought she was late 20's to perhaps early 30s. But since she asked how old I was. I asked her for her age which was 37. Guys. She does NOT look like a 37 year old. If you like real, natural size Ds then you will enjoy this one here.
Typical massage starts. Her massage skills were lacking. It was just hands pressing down with medium pressure. That is it. Pretty lame I must say. After my encounter with M*m*. This was a let down. After the "turn over", she began the same lame hand pressure on my thighs and groin area. I noticed her eyes were closed.again with the "shyness" from this girl, which I really do NOT like in my provider. I can tell she smokes as there was a hint of cigarettes in her breath, nothing too harsh but noticeable still.
The extras. Well unfortunately she was mechanical. Didn't seem to get into it. Stroke led to cover led to CBJ which was nowhere as good as M*m*s. I motioned for FS and she motioned me to get up and go MISH. Nice long legs. A little trimmed pussy. But again it seemed I was plowing into a K dummy/mannequin as there was no emotion/willingness or enthusiasm so it didn't feel like things "clicked".
MMS knocked on the door twice. About 5 minutes apart. My 0. 30 took about 50 minutes. Took a long time, as I didn't want to give up w/out getting mine. Only a sad & frustrated ending here. No "boom boom" completion for me.
I stilled tipped $, as she did her service, I still believe in treating the providers a fair amount for tip, but this one provider I will politely turn down if I get her again when I visit again. I will definitely be more specific in my preferences so MMS can do a better job picking the right provider for me.
Looks. 7. 00 (Double zeroes for her Double D's, they were nice indeed)
Massage. 2 (seriously if you get her, keep the massage short)
Performance. 5 (lucky to get a score of 5 due to her nice natural tits, if you like the shy, timid type. She might be good, just not my type.) Pussy was snug, but the lack of enthusiasm killed the mood for me.
I would NOT repeat.
I'm planning to go to Bhurst/Chapm. To check out for some latina action over to the place next to the Seafood Restaurant. I read a few reports on here, anyone have intel on the Latinas and any recommendations for them? Same staff of any new providers have been added?
Went to this pvt residence from CL. Took a few emails to set it up. 100 for an hour with an asian girl. Nice condo with a clean setup. Girl wasnt too great. About average but friendly. Ok massage nothing special, her body wasnt great either so I wasnt too excited. Not much tease but did the reach down and pull. Flip and more of the same. It was just like an average amp with a HE. But its in a pvt place. I know you can have more but she wasnt floating my boat.
[QUOTE=B Malibu]There's more too it than that. Trust me, they're down for the count.[/QUOTE]
Yah, I heard another tidbit about the licensing of massage places in Irvine as a whole... They all need to re-apply (probably to eliminate them). The details are a little sketchy.
Dropped by 108s new location a little while back. Kind of a strange layout. Walk in and in the reception area there's a desk on your left. Door up ahead opens to the back where there's 3 other rooms I think. Was taken to the room that shared a wall with the reception area. Wasn't as private as I wouldve liked. New girl there that knew nothing of the old location. Will check it out again in a few weeks and hopefully will have more to tell. Looks like they were just getting started. Had new business cards made up.
[QUOTE=Sneaky Fred]Yah, I heard another tidbit about the licensing of massage places in Irvine as a whole... They all need to re-apply (probably to eliminate them). The details are a little sketchy.[/QUOTE]I ditto that.
Be safe out there.
The Tall Man
I decided that since I was still ready for more FS, I visited GG Acupressure on "ChapHurst" after my visit from my 2nd report location. The place was near H*****y & located next to a Seafood Restaurant. Most of the seniors would know where it is at this plaza has had some excellent AMP in the last few years (2nd floor anyone? – LOL)
The setup for the place was discreet and the blinds were all closed. I noticed that when I pulled into the plaza, that there was Uncle LEO parked facing away from the Parlor and driving off towards the main street. Perfect timing I thought to myself.
I parked a bit away from the place and walked in. Had the same typical physical layout of the usual AMP's with a hallway door always closed & locked, there were a few posters of massage related pictures, muscle definitions & locations on the human body, blah blah blah. I noticed there was a water dispenser, so I knew that there was no cold water bottle waiting for me afterwards. MMS was on the phone and asked if she can help me. I replied back to her if any Latinas are available right now. She repeated my preference and notified me that it was $50 for 30 minutes. I thought to myself, that was it? No LE questions or asking if I was there before or who did I C.
I was told to enter Room #2, not again! (refer to my 2nd report for details). The room was average, but it did have an aromatherapy waterfall display that burned, via a lightbulb, some light fragrance. The one drawback and a big one was that the A/C was turned off or not working. Today was a warm 81 degrees and I know that the session will get extra hot & sweaty. There was a little radio and the massage bed was a legit table complete with an opening for your face when you are face down. I was looking around the room and basically bidding my time so that when I do get undressed, the provider would see me standing there nude and ready to go.
About 4 minutes later, in walks my Latina provider. She is wearing a tight auburn dress with her tits spilling out showcasing their all natural Cs. Her hair was a lighter auburn, red color and her skin has a light complexion, she also has shapely hips and a very nice booty that many asian girls would envy. I said a friendly Hi, nice to meet you and told her my name. She replied back that her name was "C***y", and I even repeated the name back to her. She had a latin accent but not too thick, she of course gave the occasional "papi" remark to me. I then proceeded to pull down my shorts with my semi – and she was staring with a slight smile and she sat down on the massage table with me standing in front of her. She then asked if I was LEO, I said no. She then said, "Are you sure? You look like LEO. I replied back no way that I was and that heck, I even saw one LEO drive away when I arrived. As I said that I was stroking in front her, and she seemed okay and said to go ahead and lay down.
As for the massage, if you consider putting lotion on your back a massage, then that's what I got. Some small talk led to some intel: she asked if I was there before – I lied and said yes, about 3 months ago with a latina named A****** and that I go to a lot of places like this. She said, really like where else? I replied back places such A/C on Euclid & Katella, the 3rd letter of alphabet squared on "BrookTella", and well as places in Irvine. With that, she seemed more at ease with no fear of me being a UCLEO. She told me to turn over after 3 minutes of that "massage" and immediately started stroking me and asking what do I want. I said everything. She says to me $ and to place it on the table. After doing so she slipped out of her dress and I must say she has some nice, big areolas – think pepperoni pizzas sized areolas but not as dark in color. I have to admit I enjoyed watching her remove her dress especially when she was removing it from her waist down, because her ass is amazing! She told me to lay back and she was on the side of me and proceed to stroke me a few seconds before I saw her head start to go down. I think right before the BJ, she rolled down the cover – hard to tell as her oral skills were excellent. For about 6 minutes she gave this great, but somewhat rushed CBJ. Then she told me to get up and continued with a standing MISH, so I got a good view of her clean shaven pussy. She also has this big tribal tattoo around the front of her waist in black & red colors. For you tattoo provider lovers – she is the one you want. As I was making her tits bounce from the standing MISH, I noticed that she kept her eyes mostly open all the time, and well it seemed she was waiting for me to pop. More on that later.
After a good 10 minutes I had go up on the bed for some K9, I just had to ride that ass! No disappointment there as it was shapely & firmly toned. Wide and nice, my monger brothers. Woohoo! A good 10 minutes after that I knew my time was running out soon, and had her ride me. Her CG was good, but very fast almost machine piston like. I still enjoyed the view and hammering she gave me, but if I was going to blow big, I'd prefer a slower pace with a little grinding action from CG. Still after 6 minutes of this, she told me to Papi, you still not pop yet? You need a GF papi, you too strong. Most guys come here and pop in 10 minutes. She sat next to me and gave a firm HJ to get me to shoot, but today was not my day – after my K girl visit in the morning and now this L girl in the afternoon, no pop for this papi today. Talk about a "frustrating" day.
After 40 minutes of my 30 minute session, I was dressed and gave her a big hug and told her that I will be back to conclude our meeting.
Upon leaving the place, I noticed 1 monitor with a 4 way view and 4 small video cameras peeking out side the front window with angles spread out so they can see the entire parking lot. I see that LEO would be easy to spot, but I hope they aren't too reckless with their LEO questioning once inside.
Overall, I would go back to this place to sample other Latina/Korean dishes but not till the winter season as the lack of A/C was big negative for me.
Other negatives – I asked if they have a shower, the provider said no, sorry Papi. Also the name change – I know for a fact she said her name was C***y when introductions took place, but then she tells me that her name is S****n. 3rd negative – when I asked how long she has been working here, she said papi this is my 1st day – whatever. When she told me that most guys come in here and pop in minutes – yeah 1st day right...
I asked if she had a daughter, she said how did you know? Well you have your daughter's name tattoo'd on your lower back. I casually asked how old is she now. I was amazed to here that she was 16! She said she got married when she was 14 (huh?) and that she is now 30 years old. Before telling me this – chit chatting intel was that she was born & raised here in SoCal.. Oookkkkaayyy. O_o
My ratings: Face – 7, pretty eyes, but her face could be better. Body. 9, better than average tits, natural is a plus AND above everything else an amazing ass. I loved hitting that K9!
Massage – 2, Vaseline intensive therapy lotion bought from the nearby CVS – you newbie mongers should just tell her to skip the massage and gain an extra few minutes for the extra services.
Performance – 7, lucky to even get a 7 as I felt this just another mechanical rushing provider, if I did pop in the short amount of time, I would have lost out on the other 20 minutes that I paid for. Good thins I didn't pop – or is that a bad thing – and what really made this a decent score was her bomb ass – ass. LOL.
As stated, I would still repeat to finish what we started, but only during the winter – the lack of air conditioning was unacceptable – another negative was that the walls in the room do NOT go completely to the ceiling, so noise would be an issue.
If anyone learns from my reports, I hope you gain some insight on this parlor. Stay safe my brothers!
I had one long ass day.
I went back to 440 today, and did get into R. However, no HE was available from Cece (or CC). After she knew I was disappointed, she tried to get me to do it myself. Said she was "scared to do that." Try to avoid her. 40 for 30, and no tip.
I picked Super Spa, and had a session with Cindy. She's young and kind of cute, but still dressed conservatively. When the session started, she wanted to use the modesty cover, but when I started moving it a little, she got the hint. She provided a great HE, using a slow "rotating" stroke (think of having a threaded cock) alternating with a straight stroke and tease of the head using fingers on the other hand. Something I'd never had before, and that's saying something. Cindy knew what she was doing. That's all I ask. 40/40.
Nice report 714, this is how you gain rapport with the senior membership, not via first posts asking for specific hard earned and paid for info
Thanks Bronsonator, I'm just doing my best to contribute something for this outstanding site.
I hope to have a report soon from a certain location near JWA soon.
[QUOTE=Bronsonator]Nice report 714, this is how you gain rapport with the senior membership, not via first posts asking for specific hard earned and paid for info[/QUOTE]
I am in sort of a rush today so I can't make a full report but something odd happened to me the other day. I went to a legit massage by my house that I have gone to a few times. I know this place is totally legit. I have been there a few times and never any hints of extras. The rooms don't even have a door but instead those old west saloon style swinging doors. Anyways I went and asked for my regular girl who does the whole walking on your back thing but unfortunately she was busy. I go to the room and get another lady. Korean, in her 40's and average looking. She gave me a really good 1 hour massage. For some reason when I get a legit massage I usually get a hard on sometime during the massage. J as I will call her commented that it was okay and that that's natural. So I decided to be bold and removed the towel and showed her my cock and asked if it was a good size. To which she said'yes". Eventually she is rubbing my and I make her hand go down on my cock and she strokes it for a little bit!!! Sadly she didn't do it to completion. As I leave and am paying(by credit card) I write in $20 for a tip. I figure that is standard for a full hour massage but she then tells me that that is too much and that next time I should only tip $10. Fast forward to today and after the gym I decided to stop by again. I end up getting J again and another really good massage. This time I was more bold and rubbed her ass and her pussy through her pants. She even allowed me to pop out her titty and suck on her long ass nipple!! Eventually things lead to her giving me a HE. During the HE she tells me that she will help me out and that she understands that I am just lonely. So after a great massage and a HE, when I go to pay I ask how much tip and she tells me to just give her a little bit. So I end up giving her $10!! I am not trying to be a cheapskate but damn that was just crazy.
Tip her cash. She probably expects a little more, but an out of the ordinary tip on a cc voucher might raise some concern if her boss is trying to run a straight up place. Plus, you don't want to leave a paper trail if for some reason they either get busted or audited some day.[QUOTE=TheHuntsman]I am in sort of a rush today so I can't make a full report but something odd happened to me the other day. I went to a legit massage by my house that I have gone to a few times. I know this place is totally legit. I have been there a few times and never any hints of extras. The rooms don't even have a door but instead those old west saloon style swinging doors. Anyways I went and asked for my regular girl who does the whole walking on your back thing but unfortunately she was busy. I go to the room and get another lady. Korean, in her 40's and average looking. She gave me a really good 1 hour massage. For some reason when I get a legit massage I usually get a hard on sometime during the massage. J as I will call her commented that it was okay and that that's natural. So I decided to be bold and removed the towel and showed her my cock and asked if it was a good size. To which she said'yes". Eventually she is rubbing my and I make her hand go down on my cock and she strokes it for a little bit!!! Sadly she didn't do it to completion. As I leave and am paying(by credit card) I write in $20 for a tip. I figure that is standard for a full hour massage but she then tells me that that is too much and that next time I should only tip $10. Fast forward to today and after the gym I decided to stop by again. I end up getting J again and another really good massage. This time I was more bold and rubbed her ass and her pussy through her pants. She even allowed me to pop out her titty and suck on her long ass nipple!! Eventually things lead to her giving me a HE. During the HE she tells me that she will help me out and that she understands that I am just lonely. So after a great massage and a HE, when I go to pay I ask how much tip and she tells me to just give her a little bit. So I end up giving her $10!! I am not trying to be a cheapskate but damn that was just crazy.[/QUOTE]
Was driving home from work and was going northbound on Euclid, and since it was about 3 in the early morning I decided to scout out some places.
I made a westerly direction on Lampson to check out any locations on Brookhurst.
I spotted a place called T.L.C. that has signs stating that it has been there for over 20 years and seemed like a legit place as the store front window had stick figures of a family (man, woman and 2 kids all holding hands), but I noticed right about it - I mean literally right above it was a Day Spa in big letters on the 2nd floor. I thought to myself - hmm - I know I have seen some references of a TLC and I hope someone can PM me if my suspicions are true on this one.
I then traveled north towards Chapman and noticed in the plaza directly across from GG Acu & Harmony a place called Hiranya Accupressure located directly next to Korean BBQ place. It is also located on the 2nd floor, and I don't recall anyone posting any info. on this one in all the 300 something posts in this thread. I may have TOFTT and report back.
I headed back south on Brookhurst and drove by the old New Dimensions building still closed ( good times there I must say, you are old school if you remember new dimensions ;P) - I then headed towards Euclid via GG blvd. and headed northbound once again and saw a couple of placed of intrigue. One location on the east side of Euclid had a phone # and some asian characters presumably chinese and a phone number and then about 2 buildings over was a Russo chiropractic. I assume the former might have possibilities and the latter may be legit - but once again I may TOFTT to be certain. These 2 locations were about a block from another location on Euclid & Orangewood called Golden Pain Control in plaza with a Circle K & martial arts studio. Also there was a nail salon & spa about 2 doors down.
The last possible scouting location was @ Euclid & Katella on the northeast side behind that new 7-11 called Anaheim Therapeutic Massage. There are 2 large signs -one on Katella and one on Euclid that clearly shows "Massage". My curiosity may force to "test" them out. The only drawback to this place is that @ night after closing hours I usually see LE parked there, I guess just wasting time or perhaps using his radar gun for possible speeders driving by.
If anyone would to share or post something about these possibilites for future mongering please feel free to do so. Or if I found a hidden gem, please be kind to PM to confirm.
[QUOTE=B Malibu]Tip her cash. She probably expects a little more, but an out of the ordinary tip on a cc voucher might raise some concern if her boss is trying to run a straight up place. Plus, you don't want to leave a paper trail if for some reason they either get busted or audited some day.[/QUOTE]I sort of thought of that afterwards that leaving a normal tip for a HE would look very odd since the full hour massage was $70 and a 40 tip is more then half. I usually use my card there because it is a legit massage place. That is something I wouldn't normally do at an amp.