Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Fielder;3542455]Long time lurker. This one deserves my first post. I saw Natasha yesterday for an hour at Panacea. Wow! I have been to a few MP's in the area and a couple out of state, but nothing has ever been like this.

Once we got past the how do you do's and some small talk to see if I knew what was up, she got a lot more comfortable. The pressure was nice and solid, while the teasing was nice and light. Had me flip after about 40 min, and the show got underway.

Now I don't know if it was because we were very comfortable with each other, so YMMV, but we never discussed donations or anything going into this. Not a word. She treated me and the boys to things I've never even come close to with others. I'm stealing this from an earlier post, but she is damn near GFE. She knew what I wanted to hear and everything. Lots of roaming and clothing removal. She gave me and the boys attention in playful ways that I never had at an MP. Used her body for sure. No time shortage.

Treat her well boys! Repeat, repeat, repeat![/QUOTE]Could you respond whether she gave you the full hour? I've seen a few of the other girls there and have ALWAYS been shorted by 10 minutes or more. If she did give you the full hour then I will be making plans to see her.

Muskegon.

They're in the little plaza on Douglas and Division next to the Side Door party Store.

They're in the little plaza on Douglas and Division next to the Side Door party Store. Brand new establishment. I had to try, they're in my backyard!

Got there at 4:30 . A very thin nicely endowed AMP greeted me and showed me to a back room. She left. I waited 25 minutes. She came back and brought me to a bigger room and I waited another 10.

Then She came in and offered a 40 -60. What the hell, I took the 60. She wanted me nude and on the table on my belly. Then the "Clothes-on" , just ok, massage started. Slightly better than lackluster but not much. I inched my way to some roaming. Clothes-on!. Then came the flip. Oh, I didn't say, this lady is a baby-oil freak! I inched my way to her girls. She took my hand and put it on the boys! I said no! You do it!

She said "How much you give me?" Depends on you. Then came a half-assed hand shake. Clothes still on. Guys, When I've got to stretch every muscle in my body to get a release, she ain't doing' her job!

I tipped 20 just because.

Won't repeat, Won't return, and most definitely won't suggest a visit.

A very sad thing! Goody 2-shoes Holland now has 3 AMPs. 1. Mama Dee's 2. Lees Massage 3. Wong massage. Piss, poor, and pathetic!

My all time MP closed. Esquire spa smh. Have anyone heard what Mandy's up too because she was all around great and would love to know if she will continue to work and where she's working at. Please help me if you heard from her.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-young-sexy-blonde/39061172[/URL]

I finally had the opportunity to TOFTT and I saw Summer Love. I will not repeat. She is sort of cute. But not even close to the pictures. She charges 120 for half hour massage in in bra and panties. For an additional 20 she will remove bra. Massage was one hand resting on your back. Fragrant coconut oil HE. She never stopped talking. Never talked sexy. Neighbors are very nosy. Epic Fail.

[QUOTE=Fielder;3542455]Long time lurker. This one deserves my first post. I saw Natasha yesterday for an hour at Panacea. Wow! I have been to a few MP's in the area and a couple out of state, but nothing has ever been like this.

Once we got past the how do you do's and some small talk to see if I knew what was up, she got a lot more comfortable. The pressure was nice and solid, while the teasing was nice and light. Had me flip after about 40 min, and the show got underway.

Now I don't know if it was because we were very comfortable with each other, so YMMV, but we never discussed donations or anything going into this. Not a word. She treated me and the boys to things I've never even come close to with others. I'm stealing this from an earlier post, but she is damn near GFE. She knew what I wanted to hear and everything. Lots of roaming and clothing removal. She gave me and the boys attention in playful ways that I never had at an MP. Used her body for sure. No time shortage.



Treat her well boys! Repeat, repeat, repeat![/QUOTE]What were the damages? I quit going there because of their pre-tipping policy. Maybe it's time to return?

[QUOTE=Donntee;3542712][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-young-sexy-blonde/39061172[/URL]

I finally had the opportunity to TOFTT and I saw Summer Love. I will not repeat. She is sort of cute. But not even close to the pictures. She charges 120 for half hour massage in in bra and panties. For an additional 20 she will remove bra. Massage was one hand resting on your back. Fragrant coconut oil HE. She never stopped talking. Never talked sexy. Neighbors are very nosy. Epic Fail.[/QUOTE]Glad I read this. Almost went to see her today! Thanks for the review.

I was a long time member under a diff name, first post since coming back from hiatus.

Due to the awesome intel here about Di, I booked a half hour intro with her on a recent slow afternoon, and I was NOT dissappointed. Great attitude, excellent hands and elbows, and the rest of her exceeded my expectations. Standard rate for the half and a little extra for the tip because I had a blast and she's phenomanal. Treat her with decency and respect and you will leave with a big stupid grin like I did.

If you're heading north to Cadillac or TC and looking for a phenomenal rest stop, you should seriously consider paying Jessie a visit. After reading a solid review for her, I decided to stop in to see if she could help work out some kinks. She totally exceeded my expectations. If you're looking for a legitimate, CMT-quality massage with truly devoted attention to all the right places all the way through ending, you can't go wrong with Jessie. She's independent, working out of her trailer on the north side of Lake City (took me 20 min to get there from 131 in Cadillac). Really easy to find, good neighborhood. Her communication was excellent. Super nice girl, friendly, and fun conversation that will keep your interest up. She did not short on time or effort. At .8 for a 1 hr. Massage of this quality (you'll feel compelled to tip, as I did), she will be at top of my list of things to do whenever I'm in this area. Wish I could see her more often. Cross-posted this review in the Northern MI section.

[URL]http://northernmichigan.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/come-relax/36289453[/URL]

[QUOTE=DPerki67;3543470]I was a long time member under a diff name, first post since coming back from hiatus.

Due to the awesome intel here about Di, I booked a half hour intro with her on a recent slow afternoon, and I was NOT dissappointed. Great attitude, excellent hands and elbows, and the rest of her exceeded my expectations. Standard rate for the half and a little extra for the tip because I had a blast and she's phenomanal. Treat her with decency and respect and you will leave with a big stupid grin like I did.[/QUOTE]I'm super happy to have helped. Thank you for the kind words!

Another fantastic appointment. Same set up. Nice view. This girl is well worth the money in my opinion.

I have seen good review and bad reviews on Kate. I thought I would give a shot. What mistake.

She moved to 29th and eastparis. The cons 1 No cloths came off 2 the place was a mess. 3 Only HJ and it was rushed Payed 40 at the door and 20 tip.

Wil never repeat. I was stuck on stupid today.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/tranquility-massage-50-00-incall-remodeling-special-616-589-1099/28224948[/URL]

[QUOTE=DukeOfCaboose;3544101]Another fantastic appointment. Same set up. Nice view. This girl is well worth the money in my opinion.[/QUOTE]Each visit seems better than the last.

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[QUOTE=ChicagoSouth;3544206]I have seen good review and bad reviews on Kate. I thought I would give a shot. What mistake.

She moved to 29th and eastparis. The cons 1 No cloths came off 2 the place was a mess. 3 Only HJ and it was rushed Payed 40 at the door and 20 tip.

Wil never repeat. I was stuck on stupid today.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/tranquility-massage-50-00-incall-remodeling-special-616-589-1099/28224948[/URL][/QUOTE]I had a similar experience with her on 2 prior occasions. This was when she was at Lake Eastbrook and Sparks Drive. The first time it was. 6 at the door for a 1 hr appointment; then. 6 up sell for top off and a mechanical HJ. I repeated because I thought familiarity will make things better, but it was the same story; she is is very restrictive and would not allow any kind of roaming.