Streetwalker Reports

So I'm heading west on Lisbon and there's surprisingly a lot of options standing around. I cruise past a couple of them, take a right at the next corner, and when I'm reapproaching their corner from the side street, the cute little spinner in the red wig has come halfway down the block to meet me. Red wig jumps in, makes the requisite LEO check, and asks what I'm looking for. "A little road head," I say. "What's that, you want me suck you while you're driving?" "No, just a blow job. " "Okay, whachu got?" "I don't know, what do you usually charge?" "What do you usually pay?" "For road head? $20. ".

[I]If this were an audio rendition of events, this is where the sound of a needle scraping across a record album would be imposed over my narration.[/I]

(Imagine screechy indignation here.) "20? 20? It doesn't pay me to get in a car for 20! 20? Really? Look, I got three kids. What's 20 going to do for me? I'm not one of these cheap hoars out here. Damn. If I'd knowd this, I wouldn'ta come down here. 20? I need 40 just to get in someone's car. I got three kids. I need 40 at least. Shit, my rent's $450! " [I]Where the fuck do you get a place for $450 that will house a family of four? I have even less empathy now, since she's a bad liar."[/I].

Something goes wrong in her purse and apparently her Lee Press-Ons have come off. She asks if she can doctor her fingernails, but the entire time she continues the tirade about having three kids and 20 aint going to do it etc. Etc. Etc. I got the feeling that she was stalling, waiting for me to cum to my senses and see the logic of her situation. I did see the logic of the situation; Time to go.

So first let me say, I don't give a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut about your kids. I feel sorry for them that they've got a hooker for a mother, but as far as putting food in their mouths, that's NMP. I do care about getting my dick sucked, and I care about getting what I perceive as a good deal to do it. Sorry your little bastards have to eat Ramen again tonight, but I got to run lady.

Compare that to:

About 5:00 pm this evening (the same evening), I'm crossing Teutonia on one of the side streets north of Center. I have to stop due to traffic, and a cute little spinner shoots me a nice smile from the corner. I smile back, she walks to the car, I say "You look cold," and she gets in.

"Hi, I'm Fantasy!" Same bullshit as always, "Are you a cop?" "No, are you?" "No, see?" she says flashing two very small firm titties at me. Blah blah blah. "Whachu want" "Road head" "Whachu pay?" "I usually pay $20. ".

"OKAY! LET'S DO IT!

I give her the $20, we find a spot and she asks if I've got a rubber, "Nope. " I usually get a tip for bareback. I gladly agree. As she's sucking, I ask, "Do you swallow?" "That's extra. " "How much?

"TEN!

Well alrighty then! 20 for a suck and spit, 30 for a BBBJCIMSW! Hellz yeah!

After she finished gobbling more of my next generation, I find I only have a 20 on me. I give it to her gladly. Did I mention I twisted and pinched those little titties as she was making sure I would never impregnate a woman with that particular load of semen? $40 for exactly what I wanted? Even the cheapest of cheap bastards, the Ol' Coochie Eater unScrooged his pocketbook for the thrill.

Very cute, petite, nice full DSL, perky little titties that can take some abuse, and reasonable prices. What's wrong with this picture? Of course, no cell phone. But she says she's out there every day around the same time. We'll see.

And I don't even know if she's got three starving brats at home.

Coochie (Easily swayed by a good sales pitch) Eater.

God Bless you all!

P.S. So the moral is: appeal to your customer's wants; describe your product or service in terms of benefits, not features; don't sell on price, emphasize quality. And for fuck's sake, don't _itch.

Great post!

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;3761602]So I'm heading west on Lisbon and there's surprisingly a lot of options standing around. I cruise past a couple of them, take a right at the next corner, and when I'm reapproaching their corner from the side street, the cute little spinner in the red wig has come halfway down the block to meet me. Red wig jumps in, makes the requisite LEO check, and asks what I'm looking for. "A little road head," I say. "What's that, you want me suck you while you're driving?" "No, just a blow job. " "Okay, whachu got?" "I don't know, what do you usually charge?" "What do you usually pay?" "For road head? $20. ".

[I]If this were an audio rendition of events, this is where the sound of a needle scraping across a record album would be imposed over my narration.[/I]

(Imagine screechy indignation here.) "20? 20? It doesn't pay me to get in a car for 20! 20? Really? Look, I got three kids. What's 20 going to do for me? I'm not one of these cheap hoars out here. Damn. If I'd knowd this, I wouldn'ta come down here. 20? I need 40 just to get in someone's car. I got three kids. I need 40 at least. Shit, my rent's $450! " [I]Where the fuck do you get a place for $450 that will house a family of four? I have even less empathy now, since she's a bad liar."[/I].

Something goes wrong in her purse and apparently her Lee Press-Ons have come off. She asks if she can doctor her fingernails, but the entire time she continues the tirade about having three kids and 20 aint going to do it etc. Etc. Etc. I got the feeling that she was stalling, waiting for me to cum to my senses and see the logic of her situation. I did see the logic of the situation; Time to go.

So first let me say, I don't give a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut about your kids. I feel sorry for them that they've got a hooker for a mother, but as far as putting food in their mouths, that's NMP. I do care about getting my dick sucked, and I care about getting what I perceive as a good deal to do it. Sorry your little bastards have to eat Ramen again tonight, but I got to run lady.

Compare that to:

About 5:00 pm this evening (the same evening), I'm crossing Teutonia on one of the side streets north of Center. I have to stop due to traffic, and a cute little spinner shoots me a nice smile from the corner. I smile back, she walks to the car, I say "You look cold," and she gets in.

"Hi, I'm Fantasy!" Same bullshit as always, "Are you a cop?" "No, are you?" "No, see?" she says flashing two very small firm titties at me. Blah blah blah. "Whachu want" "Road head" "Whachu pay?" "I usually pay $20. ".

"OKAY! LET'S DO IT!

I give her the $20, we find a spot and she asks if I've got a rubber, "Nope. " I usually get a tip for bareback. I gladly agree. As she's sucking, I ask, "Do you swallow?" "That's extra. " "How much?

"TEN!

Well alrighty then! 20 for a suck and spit, 30 for a BBBJCIMSW! Hellz yeah!

After she finished gobbling more of my next generation, I find I only have a 20 on me. I give it to her gladly. Did I mention I twisted and pinched those little titties as she was making sure I would never impregnate a woman with that particular load of semen? $40 for exactly what I wanted? Even the cheapest of cheap bastards, the Ol' Coochie Eater unScrooged his pocketbook for the thrill.

Very cute, petite, nice full DSL, perky little titties that can take some abuse, and reasonable prices. What's wrong with this picture? Of course, no cell phone. But she says she's out there every day around the same time. We'll see.

And I don't even know if she's got three starving brats at home.

Coochie (Easily swayed by a good sales pitch) Eater.

God Bless you all!

P.S. So the moral is: appeal to your customer's wants; describe your product or service in terms of benefits, not features; don't sell on price, emphasize quality. And for fuck's sake, don't _itch.[/QUOTE]

I was on G yesterday and to my surprise there were 6 or 7 girls all looking for a ride. So I stop a pick up Amanda. This girl stunk like wet dog, body sweat, ass crack and ashtray yuck! I can almost bet any of the other girls had to of been a better choice. She started to work on me and I just couldn't get over the wrenched smell. Get out!

I must read this category of threads carefully. Think I just threw up in my mouth after this one. Gross!

[QUOTE=RentingLove;3762103]I was on G yesterday and to my surprise there were 6 or 7 girls all looking for a ride. So I stop a pick up Amanda. This girl stunk like wet dog, body sweat, ass crack and ashtray yuck! I can almost bet any of the other girls had to of been a better choice. She started to work on me and I just couldn't get over the wrenched smell. Get out![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RentingLove;3762103]I was on G yesterday and to my surprise there were 6 or 7 girls all looking for a ride. So I stop a pick up Amanda. This girl stunk like wet dog, body sweat, ass crack and ashtray yuck! I can almost bet any of the other girls had to of been a better choice. She started to work on me and I just couldn't get over the wrenched smell. Get out![/QUOTE]I'm so glad I don't have to deal with streetwalkers. Just imagine having to deal with a BP or CL girl under those conditions. That would NEVER happen. Would it?

[QUOTE=Ps1999;3762419]I'm so glad I don't have to deal with streetwalkers. Just imagine having to deal with a BP or CL girl under those conditions. That would NEVER happen. Would it?[/QUOTE]A BP girl puked on my dick a few years back. I was naked in a hotel room so I could shower off. Not sure how I would handle that if it was in my car on the way home. I'd have to tell Mrs Kane that it was me and take the next day off work pretending to be sick. LOL!

[QUOTE=CharlieKane200;3762532]A BP girl puked on my dick a few years back. I was naked in a hotel room so I could shower off. Not sure how I would handle that if it was in my car on the way home. I'd have to tell Mrs Kane that it was me and take the next day off work pretending to be sick. LOL![/QUOTE]Had a very cute Hispanic spinner I used to pick up maybe 7-8 years ago. She always tried to go deep but would gag as the tempo picked up. She couldn't quite contain it one time and heaved on my dashboard. Luckily it looked she hadn't had solids for days it was just watery. She apologized for the next ten minutes as she grabbed every napkin out of my glove box and cleaned it up. Then, like a champ, she went back down on me and swallowed my load like a champ.

HS.

[QUOTE=RentingLove;3762103]I was on G yesterday and to my surprise there were 6 or 7 girls all looking for a ride. So I stop a pick up Amanda. This girl stunk like wet dog, body sweat, ass crack and ashtray yuck! I can almost bet any of the other girls had to of been a better choice. She started to work on me and I just couldn't get over the wrenched smell. Get out![/QUOTE]I recently posted about how bad the South Loop has become but your post reminds me of something I forgot to mention: There's often an unpleasant smell involved once they get into your car. Part of it has to do with the fact that it stinks in that area (Jones Island Water Treatment Plant?) and these ladies are outside a lot. Also, it seems that these girls don't wash their clothes. For days. I keep my car very clean but sometimes it seems a SW's visit lingers for days. I now hang one of those tacky car fresheners to combat any stank.

[QUOTE=CuriousJack;3762589]I recently posted about how bad the South Loop has become but your post reminds me of something I forgot to mention: There's often an unpleasant smell involved once they get into your car. Part of it has to do with the fact that it stinks in that area (Jones Island Water Treatment Plant?) and these ladies are outside a lot. Also, it seems that these girls don't wash their clothes. For days. I keep my car very clean but sometimes it seems a SW's visit lingers for days. I now hang one of those tacky car fresheners to combat any stank.[/QUOTE]Wash their clothes? For some, especially those living in traphouses, it's a shower every 3rd or 4th day. If you think your car is bad imagine the inside of those houses.

If it smells like trout, kick them out.

[QUOTE=AltereEgo;3732948]Met this girl this morning she looks cute tight jeans looks like a smoking little body. This girl is Major League crazy. A disaster would be more attractive I do not recommend this girl to anyone.[/QUOTE]Yeah, maybe 4 or 5 weeks ago I picked her up on G in the low numbers, Blond, tall with big teeth. After about 20 seconds I realized she was crazy, gave her 5 bucks to get out, she of course wanted more. Finally split and I wasn't sure if it was going to get ugly but what a nut job, she must be on medication for mental health issues.

Be warned!

Who knows anything about Jo-Jo usually found on the lower numbers on Greenfield?

HS.

[QUOTE=HuntingStreets;3764312]Who knows anything about Jo-Jo usually found on the lower numbers on Greenfield?

HS.[/QUOTE]About a month ago after a fun time with Heidi I drove to her drop-off point. We passed what I thought were two ladies when Heidi said, "That one with the long brown hair is a guy. Jo-Jo. " I was driving and only saw the two from behind as we passed. I asked if he was a SW and she said she didn't know. I took that as a possible 'yes. '.

[QUOTE=CuriousJack;3764757]About a month ago after a fun time with Heidi I drove to her drop-off point. We passed what I thought were two ladies when Heidi said, "That one with the long brown hair is a guy. Jo-Jo. " I was driving and only saw the two from behind as we passed. I asked if he was a SW and she said she didn't know. I took that as a possible 'yes. '.[/QUOTE]I picked her up the other day and pretty much got that vibe. Loved the long, full hair and what appeared to be a thin, long legged frame. Seemed slightly mannish-ish through the chin but great doe eyes. Somewhat deeper, throaty voice. I inquired about full service and there was a big hesitation, then she said "My boyfriend doesn't like other guys in my pussy, but I know guys like full service so I usually just drop my pants a little and let them have anal. ". That, combined with an AWFUL body odor convinced me to turn the car around and drop her off with a couple of bucks to get her out without a scene. Usually seen in the low teens on Greenfield. Take it for it's worth.

HS.

[QUOTE=HuntingStreets;3764785]I picked her up the other day and pretty much got that vibe. Loved the long, full hair and what appeared to be a thin, long legged frame. Seemed slightly mannish-ish through the chin but great doe eyes. Somewhat deeper, throaty voice. I inquired about full service and there was a big hesitation, then she said "My boyfriend doesn't like other guys in my pussy, but I know guys like full service so I usually just drop my pants a little and let them have anal. ". That, combined with an AWFUL body odor convinced me to turn the car around and drop her off with a couple of bucks to get her out without a scene. Usually seen in the low teens on Greenfield. Take it for it's worth.

HS.[/QUOTE]Years ago I picked up a hottie on Lisbon, by the time a got two blocks north on 35th, it became apparent that hottie was sporting more equipment than I had bargained for. I pulled over and kindly thanked the gentle (man? - Person? - Thug?) for his time, but that I wasn't interested. (Jesus, even sitting in my car, knowing it was a guy, I have to admit, he was much cuter than some of the real women I've stuck my dick in. Does that make me gay?) Anyway, he doesn't get out, and tries to shake me down for money. I call 911 and tell them I had car trouble, and while I was looking under the hood, some woman came up and got in my car. Now she refuses to get out. Can the police come immediately?

Cross dresser still refuses to leave, saying the cops will arrest me for pandering and being with a known prostitute. Then he holds his hand in his purse like he's gripping a knife. I say, "Yeah, go ahead and use it. " A few more moments of playing chicken, then Crissy the Cross-Dressing Tranny jumps out and hustles down a side street. I call 911 and call off the dogs. So that's twice I've had to play chicken using the cops as a foil. I know we don't like LEO thinning the pickings on the street, but when push comes to shove, they've got our backs. Not to mention the time I came so hard because I was fucking a hooker about four feet away from them, but that's a whole nother story.

Coochie (God, boys, were fucking insane to keep doing this shit) Eater.

God bless us all.