Streetwalker Reports

Was spying a girl as I drove by. Nicely discretely dressed cute and dressed like normal girl. She waved I smilled but when I got around the block. Some one cock blocked me. Not sure about her total status. But something to keep an eye out. Sadly sandy is on my driving daily route. I wish it was 82. But its just out of the way mostly. I like keeping a look out on the non popular streets as you never know when you will find the Gem. I have seen them on 164th and sometimes powell. But Oh well I never make it a point to just drive these streets. Only when I have business near by do I take these streets but keeping a keen eye out.

Sunny warmer weather should help us all out.

Happy days guys.

Thursday Commute Recon:

Copilot & I had finished up a small neighborhood job in morning then between some needed domicile duties tried get a jump on more needed supplies for phase two of my SW gig. Copilot & I headed out JCB>82nd>Parkrose Hardware around 6:30 for a backordered lockset & to pick up Tori at 7:30 for midweek overnight.

First sighting was just past Woodstock was a visibly pained Quasimodo in shorts & lower leg apparatus or brace. Went around block to throw her cash & didn't see her. I'm always amazed how quickly she disappears despite that disability...

Near Burnside had a sturdy WSW brunette in blue jeans & grey shawl like top. Along with her sturdiness had a slutty face as she waved at me. Despite her hookerish actions & interest from myself & others she never seemed to follow through with her actions. Driver shakes head...

Pappy's had a plain WSW redhead in colorful skirt & black top & mustard sweater above sneakers. She semi ignored me & I felt she wasn't working until on way home she was at Sunny getting scooped. Even with her being a true ginger didn't think I missed all that much & to be honest I'm saving myself for the civie redhead I met last week...

Mamasan's cones had a younger tan colored onesie sporting blondish haired BSW with some upper tats on her left leg. At best, meh...

Again, the "Need Prayer" faithful were out en masse at Fremont. Some of the faithful were interacting with all in the area. To my surprise including walkers at times. Wonder how that went over. More laughs at the pious group walking back to their tent as some jiggling busty redhead 304 in low cut & ass cheek exposing outfit above gold heels was headed to Murder street. That faithful dude in red jacket was entirely too happy looking after getting a closer look at her. Laughs...

Murder Street had a solitary porcine porker in Bazooka gum pink half tights below white jacket. The lumpy gravy visuals of her thighs & dumptruck ass & cinched tight black fanny pack had me close to reenacting the copilot's technicolor Wednesday night regurgitation. Yeech...

Grabbed my lockset order at Parkrose & headed Montavilla way to scoop up my evening's distraction.

Some PPD seen yet not worrisome from my perspective.

Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead 27 April 1985 at Frost Amphitheatre Palo Alto. Set 1. Another hometown show I attended.

[URL]https://archive.org/details/gd85-04-27.sbd.unknown.17265.sbeok.shnf/gd1985-04-27d2t01.shn[/URL]

Friday Afternoon Recon:

Tori hung around today despite me mentioning I had a shitload of garden & firewood + kindling chores I'd got behind on. Put her to work on weeding & edging the garden beds. Between playing with a distracting copilot, she did a pretty good job. Dropped her at home around 4:00 with 35.00 tip & that sweet tight tasty coinslot awash in my dead swimmers.

With our first serious Salmon outing planned for Saturday, along with low success rates on the Willamette pivoted to Columbia & even though I had some herring brining in the fridge. Columbia can be more an anchor & rotting on the hook vs trolling experience. So, needed some tuna to wrap KwikFish with.

In spite of the traffic but since it was such a nice day, threw in a Division>Sandy>JCB gash glimpse around 4:30+- .

Near Arthur car lot was a sturdy & busty older flaming hued fake redhead in red & white striped tube skirt saucily strutting South. At first it was my MIA MILF squirter back visiting the old neighborhood. Yet I was mistaken...

Nothing seen until Murder Street. Where a hexad of hoes were plying their wares on North & South sides.

On the North side. A chunky & obvious LSW (?) duo in discount pink Fredricks of Hollywood outfits waving at all. Yeech...

To their left was a leggy WSW brunette in cream onesie above heels showing some seriously salacious pussy print. Was the best of the quintet...

At odds with the brunette was the ugliest pugilist faced fat ass walker I'd ever seen in glasses above black shorts, gold top & slippers staring at her phone. Even my occasional road kill snacking copilot was sleazed out...

South side of Murder Street had a meh pair all in black contradicting that fat bottom girls make the world go round. Laughs...

Beech had a busty & sturdy LSW in white bustier top above jeans who wasn't all that bad.

Traffic was expanding into the fucked category & I turned back at Prescott.

The Beech busty & sturdy LSW was hopping in some SUV & had been replaced by another sturdy & busty one though she was dirty blonde WSW in black pants & matching bikini top above black boots. Was dramatizing the fact she hadn't got ahead of whatever pharma she'd recently ingested.

Keeping my 4:45 wakeup call in mind, headed for the barn & an early night.

Normal Friday PPD SUV seen though the motorcycle enforcement was out near Stark & Southern end.

Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead 27 April 1985 at Frost at Frost Amphitheatre, Palo Alto.

Set 2.

Safe recons & tight lines.

Saturday night recon. OSP was out & pulling over mongers on Sandy between 102 & 122. MCS was on the blade & actively intervening. 82nd Fremont to Sandy had about 20 semi naked girls standing around from 6:30 to 8:00 before the fuzz put a stop to it. It honestly was a little excessive. Tittes & asses everywhere. Too conspicuous. Be careful out there. Looks like LE is stepping up their game.

You got a springer and even more importantly you got a Ho Hoeing (FWB doing gardening).

Might be your best report yet!

These "first Springs" are always the time when the copilot wants to sleep in backyard & it's always somewhat of a showdown of our respective stubbornness to get her back in at lights out. Also, time of the year when you know it won't last. It's also the time of the year when this writer's friskiness doubles...

After a long day Saturday, I skipped any Saturday recon due to the heinousness seen in last excursions. In retrospect it sounded like a sound decision to stay home & with other regulars not available get further into latest book.

Got up early for a Sunday & thoroughly cleaned truck inside & out. Afterwards, decided to take copilot to 1000 acres this sunny afternoon...

While walking at 1000 acres client called me that 2nd phase of my west hills gig was being delayed a day or two more. Since it's all indoor work, didn't mind with the weather. As soon as I hunh up pivoted to inviting Dania over for a springer barbecue, margaritas & movie overnight. Enticed her more with TJ's Mango cream bars for dessert & the promise that we could sleep in some before I dropped her off at work Monday morning.

With time to kill before picking her up, got off 205 & did an upper Sandy>82nd>Sunnyside Road reverse recon about 5:00+-.

Sandy upper. Still sucking ass...

Beech had a couple different BSW duos & for once in forever I didn't need a bleach douche for my eyes...

First duo had an ass cheek displaying younger pair. The one in jean shorts particularly looked good...

Her friend in red not as much for some reason...

Second duo had a bored looking wavy haired younger BSW in jean shorts.

Her chesty friend in open laced front red outfit was a little ratchet faced yet that animated chest had me craving chocolate flavored butternut squash...

Maybe it was that the above four had asses that weren't larger than my trucks grill that jungle drums were most definitely heard over my soundtrack.

Murder Street had a tasty looking younger LSW in modest black shorts & white tank top above knee height black boots.

Went around block & PPD SUV were rousting or chasing all 304 away.

At Salmon Street was a SSPAWG porker blonde in ill-fitting red tartan skirt above some black thighs. After viewing those thunderous cottage cheesy thighs spilling out of stocking tops, I drove South soundly cursed this sweaty & skanky swine for facilitating the fouling of my favorite kinks. Puh-leaze Petunia leave that type of slutwear for your own sty...

Just past that gauntlet of rough road before Woodstock spotted Mia (report 5294) looking like the solipsistic criddler she is in running shorts & greyish tank top. Might have even sneered at me as I passed. Laughs...

Last seen were a couple of the lifer Flavel fuglies in front of the DarRon & old Area 69 respectively. Yawns...

After a quick stop at Dan's place for some more casual clothes for her headed to the barn.

Aforementioned PPD SUV in northern points were the only I remember seeing.

Recon Soundtrack: The Complete Blue Note Recordings of 1960 Art Blakey Jazz Messengers. Disc 1. Wayne Shorter, Lee Morgan & Bobby Timmons era Messengers. Enough said.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI2AP8F-oRs[/URL]

Anyone have info on this thick Latina with a huge ass? I spotted her on sandy and 82th around 9 pm on Monday.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;6832063]As soon as I hung up pivoted to inviting Dania over for a springer barbecue, margaritas & movie overnight. Enticed her more with TJ's Mango cream bars for dessert & the promise that we could sleep in some before I dropped her off at work Monday morning.[/QUOTE]From what I can tell, I prefer Merry's cute blond face but I got to admit Dania got a better body on her. I hate seeing these photos because I ain't barebacking anything close to this. Looks like she got a very suckable set of all natural 36 C on her? I'm also impressed with the vagg area, nice and clean with no pimples, rashes, stretch marks, etc. All I can say is that if I had a week's worth of nut butter saved up in the ole ballsack then I wouldn't last more then 9 or 10 pumps barebacking in a pussy that delicious and tight. Good on ya if you can last longer than that.

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With the 2nd phase of my West Hills gig starting up again Thursday. Copilot & I were out & about a couple times Tuesday. I'm still under the influence of the unseasonably warm weather, distracted & frisky as fuck all. Sighs.

Tuesday Afternoon:

Needing to Pick up a couple saw blades I'd had resharpened & needing copilot food went out around 4:00.

JCB>82nd>Parkrose Hardware>JCB route today.

Nothing seen until just South of Boo Han where a couple 304 were a block apart.

A younger & frizzy haired BSW in tan pants threw me a look. At least she was BMI appropriate.

The blonde SSPAWG porker swine polluting the vicinity lately was in tights & long shirt. At least today she forgo stuffing those cottage cheesy lumps into thigh highs & tartan today is all the good I can report.

La Parilla had a dubious duo...

A spine chilling & pot bellied short haired porcine brunette in transparent black tights & all too revealing top above fluffy black house slippers gave me the fucking willies while simultaneously causing any & all dicks on the avenue to retreat like a threatened turtle.

Her meh bantu knot wearing partner seemed like a fucking super model after that.

Murder Street had a couple BMI appropriate BSW or mixed up block some in the usual fripperies of the trade. One long legged in nice black transparent & thong above stillettos.

Just past tree hotel was a long-haired late twenties LSW chica in blue onesie & heels. From that rear view she's a few more chimichangas with extra sour cream from not being able to wear onesies much longer. Laughs...

Namaste had a chunky WSW in black wrap dress. Keep that wrapped is all I thought while yawning...

After that turned around with nothing else already seen on the way to barn.

Saw a few PPD SUV at all compass points.

I can't make up my mind which was worse today...

The 304 selection or the absolutely wretched state of the roads near all these avenue "improvements" projects. Give me a good ole fashioned pot hole any day.

Recon Soundtrack: The Complete Blue Note Recordings of the 1960 Art Blakey Jazz Messengers. Disc 3. Still working my way through the six-disc set.

Thursday Night:

After getting back from a copilot walk, making some dinner & some talk with client about changes in phase two of her gig was thinking nothing more than getting back to my book along or powering down with some mindless TV. Woke up around 8:45 knowing my time is going to be extremely limited for next few weeks.

Tried a few regulars to no avail. Merry I know was working. Dania texted that she was "too tired" from work. Tori didn't pick up. Sighs...

Giving in to my belief that this evening couldn't get much worse, finally loaded up the copilot along with a beer & headed out around 9:45 JCB>82nd>Immigrant Statue.

First seen was a late twenties +- pudgy bang wearing blonde WSW with red lip stick in black slacks & jacket at Mill. Reminiscent of this submissive & barely legal Tiffany Faye I scooped years ago looped for her cute enough Lolita type face only for some quicker punter scooping her up. Not sure if she was the one I picked up a decade plus or not. Yet a guy can dream...

Galina from my reports 5249 & 5275 was showcasing that fine as fuck ass in tan shorts near Glisan Shell. I could almost read the date of the dime in her back pocket. With a $100.00 credit loan on our books thought I'd cash it in with interest only to arrive thirty seconds late as was climbing in some car at pumps. Almost texted her to bail on her suitor, but passed on that dickish move. Sighs.

The mixed or BSW meh fat assed bantu knot wearing fake redhead was also in vicinity looking unfuckable sweaty cranky pants like as she guzzled up some frosty drink. Later saw her walk in at Holiday only to get rejected. Laughs...

The pet hospital hardworking SSBSW was at Oregon shadows. Have to admire that work ethic...

Between Oregon & Holiday, I swung & missed at an older yet attractive trim dirty blonde MILF in white coat above torn tights & black boots. Despite both our interest, She seemed to not grok that basic concept that she needed to walk in for a scoop. Later I saw some truck grab her right off the avenue mid block. Shugs. I'm not out on 82nd to fix stupid.

La Parilla had a mulatto or light skinned BSW in black top & tights above silver heels & all the THOT bells & whistles. Botox lips, Goliath spider lashes etcetera. Even in the dark that ass looked huge. So much for the theory that black is slimming. Laughs...

Murder Street had a rotating (and occasionally revolting) cast of 304. As many as five or so clogging up the street at once. Only one that caught my eye was younger tallish dirty blonde WSW in jean shorts with white top carrying a color coordinated purse to match her boots. I tried to get some info, yet she was "too busy to talk". be that way & fuck off...

Also observed a Tyrone in obvious goldish sedan & oversized silver donks with some gang like name across rear in stick on letters interacting with a few of the 304 out. Subtle way to keep an eye on your chattel. SMDS.

Didn't have Upper Sandy in me tonight yet I headed that way. Still suctorial on the ass...

Having enough self-inflicted flagellation for the night decided to head for the barn for another type of self-flagellation to latest Dania three hole video.

Was sticking to that philosophy when I passed Powell & saw this younger duo who waved me over at Rhine. Was informed that they were "BFF" & only came as a double. While not especially attracted to either, the promise of "a double" elevated their looks several notches. I asked a few polite questions. No really polite...

The answers...

200.00 each with tips encouraged. Alright that's not all that outrageous considering what some of the lone byzantine cabal are asking out there.

Would come to my place. That surprised me but maybe they had enough combined IQ to read the room on a threesome in a truck with 60 lbs of retriever in it.

All negotiations fell apart when I asked about what their interaction with one another would be.

"Kissing & maybe some fondling" seemed to be the limit. I thought maybe some fondling? WTF.

All further talk turned to a shitshow when I inquired about BBBJ & whether they'd were willing to go "BFF" down & dirty on one another.

Fuck I never even got to my next question about double BJs or double dipping their greasy gashes. Laughs...

For reasons only some therapy would uncover, I was oddly stimulated by the above & with a horny sigh turned North again for one last hail Mary pass.

Didn't see really anything I hadn't seen earlier though the arts wall blonde had finally learned to stand at corners properly & still was a nonexistent PPD presence except a LSW in matching grey skirt & half top at baggers.

Went a far as Immigrant Statue before raising my white flag. By now was close to 11:15 & that earlier beer was making its presence known. Stopped at Glenhaven Park & took the copilot on a perimeter walk & a dark place to void for me (damn bathrooms were locked). Waiting to exit park noticed a sturdy long raven haired busty WSW in red dress w/ side cutouts above matching red strap heels. Now Zavi always appreciates 304 color coordination & as she bent down to adjust heel strap I noticed a lack of underwear. Something else always appreciated in my view. She saw me looking & made sure I got a peek of pussy.

Looking around I flashed my high beams once at her & backed truck into lot & parked again. Soon she was at window & introduced herself as Sarah (for once I stifled a laugh). Some low key small talk & cooing over the confused copilot as Sarah gave me an eyeful of her chest leaning in window. The boobs sealed the deal before negotiations started & as a PPD SUV passed told her to hop in while we talked. Started off at 250.00 for an hour at tree named hotel. Passed on that & the 150.00 car date. Figuring the time of night & day of the week & that'd she car date for 150.00 I countered with going South for a more relaxed date + tip for superior salaciousness along with the promise of a drink. After a moment's hesitation Sarah agreed & she pulled those globes out for a check. Checked them & ran a hand slowly up her thigh & gently probed what turned out to be a sweet-smelling quim. Sarah smelled as good as her quim & we headed South making friendly small talk...

At my place we got halfway through our drinks before I was face first in those pillowy breasts & soon was face first between her legs. Except for heels she never took dress off. Had all the access I needed. Laughs...

After a DATY round where she encouraged the use of finger as much as my tongue, she had a loud nut that prompted me to close bedroom window in case my neighbors had their windows open. I was harder than Antarctica roadkill but still sucked/licked my dick without any prompting. With that familiar feeling starting to rise all too quickly, went back to her chest & more attention on her wet as an otter gash. Some pussy slide & minor probing yet we went for the cover. Either she's a good actress or she got another loud nut out the night.

Even though I mentioned I was about to be swamped with work, she punched my number into her phone. Dropped her off at her aforementioned hotel around 12:45 & got some stinkeye from a passing PPD SUV.

Recon Soundtrack: Some more Art Blakey Jazz Messengers but mainly a couple listens to The Long Ryders recent album " September November".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3dNZi3ESLc[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

A couple screenshots from Tuesday nights video.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;6834977]A couple screenshots from Tuesday nights video.[/QUOTE]Very nice. Well done good Sir!

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;6834977]A couple screenshots from Tuesday nights video.[/QUOTE]That's a great catch. I've only delved into AMPs and a singular online booking, but your reports have me wanting to try my luck on the streets. I hope to find one like her.

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[QUOTE=MightyDemTim;6835213]Call me a bellend to my face and we'll see what happens to ya. Guarantee you won't like it, peter puffer.

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I've been reading but never seen anything posted about Vanc.