[QUOTE=Ski Boz]In my further hopes of finding a non-asian indy I found a link to the following lady: [url]https://karenhtauschlmt.com[/url].
I called her up, sounded cute and personable on the phone and offered a 90 minute massage. She indicated that she loves massage and that when I arrive I should put in two hours worth of change in the street meter since she loves to give and get massages and I'm covered from getting a parking ticket in case the session runs over. I took the "I love getting massages" bit as an indicator that she offered mutual massages. I asked her if draping was required and she told me that she would happily discuss it in person. Ok based on all that I felt pretty comfortable that a sensual massage was available.
I show up and she opens the door and this lady is not attractive at the least. Think librarian - but not the dirty hot librarians that we fantasize about, but rather the old ugly frumpy ones that are typically reality. She takes me back to the massage area and the place is a sty. Used sheets and hand towels strewn all over the floor. She then asks me to sit and asks me to fill out paperwork. I make up a fake name and details and then she starts asking me questions about "why do I like massage", "what do I not like about massage" etc etc. I've been to true massage places where they have asked this stuff before, but it has been pretty non-descript and almost done in passing. This lady was conducting an interview. While she's talking to me she's eating a granola bar and sipping tea out of a dirty coffee thermas.
She then proceeds to tell me that she does skip draping but only after several months of continuous visits. She goes on to say that she waits that long so that she can be sure that the guy remains "flaccid" when flipping and "behaves". I took that as my cue, stood up handed her $20 for her troubles and walked out without saying anything. Can't really count this as TOFTT since I only dropped a 20, but I thought I should share if anyone else runs across her occasional postings on backpage or CL.[/QUOTE]
I can add that if, like me, you don't have the balls to just pick up and leave immediately (congrats on that Boz), the massage is probably the WORST I've ever had. Avoid at all costs.