Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Mc Luvin]What constitutes prostitution anyways? I don't believe those girls did anything other than HR.[/QUOTE]


Um....sexual acts in exchange for money.....yeah that's pretty much illegal!!!

There used to be a woman who had a nice house in Schaumburg off of algonquin road. She was polish, mid-40s & gave an excellent professional massage. She had one room of her house set up with massage table, oils n piped music. She'd spend 15 exquisite minutes of massaging shoulders down to lower back. Then spend another 15 glorious mins on thighs n legs. Her signature move was to drag her nails lightly from tops of ur thighs to ankles several times before asking u to turn over. The massage so far was usually so good that mr. Happy was at full attention screaming for his turn to come up. But she completely ignores him. The next 30 mins is spent thoroughly massaging every inch of u except that one area that was most tense. The buildup in her sessions was tremendous. She never discussed tipping. Unfortunately I switched phones years ago n lost her #.

[QUOTE=Chi Troll]I am kind of tired of AMPs and EMPs and LMPs. What I really want to find is some woman (not Winnie) who offers massage from her home, who gives a good massage on the erotic side of legit, but definitely not just a tug hut. Any suggestions? I have rtff, but mostly what I have seen mentioned are the apartments, which is not my thing, based on what I have read. PM if necessary.

Thanks,

CT[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Self Hi5]Um....sexual acts in exchange for money.....yeah that's pretty much illegal!!![/QUOTE]

In Illinois, the second part(the first part deals with sexual penetration)of the prostitution statute reads "any touching or fondling of the sex organ of one person by another"

Nino T, thanks for the advice for a newbie like me! Thanks to everyone for this most interesting forum. My little head has been screaming for new adventures lately but my rational head does not want to have any cell phone calls that are difficult to explain and wants to keep any new adventures as private and low-risk as possible. Now that I have learned that spas are not the answer, what's a newbie to do?

I'm coming to visit Chicago tonight, and I'm wondering if any of you have had experience with Thai Palace? If I don't hear back from one of you, I will probably TOFTT and report back.

Thanks in advance for the help! PM if you want.

Old School

[QUOTE=Nino Torres]I remember discussing this in November on this board. The problem with this spa was that the employees got greedy and offered things much to soon. You can kind of guess who the initials stand for. They have been mentioned in the past forum reports.

Elmwood Park is a beautiful suburb and does not need a place like this in the area. I am in favor of LE doing their job to keep communities safe. That is my opinion.[/QUOTE]

Were Lisunia customers putting up graffiti? Were they getting drunk and starting fights? Were they selling drugs on the street corner? How does Elmwood Park actually benefit from having Lisunia shut down? There used to be people from different parts of Chicago who would drive to Lisunia and might occasionally spend money (on gas or food) in the local area. The girls themselves would likely spend some money locally as well. All Elmwood Park got from this is another vacant unit.

[QUOTE=Nino Torres]Elmwood Park is a beautiful suburb and does not need a place like this in the area. I am in favor of LE doing their job to keep communities safe. That is my opinion.[/QUOTE]

Huh? This coming from a guy who, if memory serves me, indicated that he visited the place? Did you get religion? Do you have a connection to LE? I gotta admit, it's kind of odd. You appear to have inside info. too. What's the deal?

Don't waste your time here. Worst massage ever. really lame. COLD. she had a heater going but that didn't help much, one side alittle warm my other side was cold. Masssage lady, some old bag, had a big thick sweater on with a lab coat and fuckin snow boots. she said, oh its not cold, ya right. I could go on, there was alot more bullshit, like when I complained and wanted a refund, ha ha. She was really rude. There are alot of good places in Chinatown that treat you nice and give good service. but the main thing is don't wast your time or moneyat Crane

Barney

[QUOTE=Barney]Don't waste your time here. Worst massage ever. really lame. COLD. she had a heater going but that didn't help much, one side alittle warm my other side was cold. Masssage lady, some old bag, had a big thick sweater on with a lab coat and fuckin snow boots. she said, oh its not cold, ya right. I could go on, there was alot more bullshit, like when I complained and wanted a refund, ha ha. She was really rude. There are alot of good places in Chinatown that treat you nice and give good service. but the main thing is don't wast your time or moneyat Crane

Barney[/QUOTE]Barney,

Your certainly correct in your assessment of this place. I posted earlier this week that I won't return. Your post is more direct and gets to the point.

To all the mongers are considering this place, do yourself a favor and head somewhere else.

HR

[QUOTE=Teabagplain]All Elmwood Park got from this is another vacant unit.[/QUOTE]
Wasn't it going to get knocked down for more Caputo's parking space at the end of their lease anyway?

Maybe somebody wanted to hurry things along...

Does anyone know what happened to May from the old Relax? I haven't visited since before they moved down the street. I heard that she went by the name Brenda also. Any info on her current location would be great.

I went to a rather new AMP on the north side last week. I asked for the one hour and a table shower, which turned out to be slightly more expensive than most places. The girl was cute, nice body, and talkative. We got on well. The flip came and she bent down really close to me and asked if I wanted <hand motion . I nodded. She then asked "how much will you tip? " I asked if her shirt would come off and she seemed a bit nervous. I said. 6, and she said. 8. D'oh she's Chinese, I forgot to start ridiculously low. After some haggling we agreed, but she warned me that she would get fired if anyone found out so not to tell anyone. She then removed all of her clothes, and I had a very fine experience.

On the way out, she handed me the ball of tissues she used to clean me up, asking me to deal with them, and then said that when the owner asked me how it was, I was to say "so-so", and look a bit disappointed. I couldn't believe it, but I performed the act to the best of my ability.

So in short, I got good service at a legit place.

[QUOTE=Old School Mon]I'm coming to visit Chicago tonight, and I'm wondering if any of you have had experience with Thai Palace? If I don't hear back from one of you, I will probably TOFTT and report back.

Thanks in advance for the help! PM if you want.

Old School[/QUOTE]I think if you searched the forum you would learn what is up at Thai Palace.

[QUOTE=Barney]Don't waste your time here. Worst massage ever. really lame. COLD. she had a heater going but that didn't help much, one side alittle warm my other side was cold. Masssage lady, some old bag, had a big thick sweater on with a lab coat and fuckin snow boots. she said, oh its not cold, ya right.
Barney[/QUOTE]

WTF is it with the heat in these places? They are always freezing! I have stopped going in the winter to any AMP. I was in one last year where the girl was using one of those old style electric hot plates to warm the room. I was just praying the place didnt burn down while I was in it.

[QUOTE=Old School Mon]I'm coming to visit Chicago tonight, and I'm wondering if any of you have had experience with Thai Palace? If I don't hear back from one of you, I will probably TOFTT and report back.

Old School[/QUOTE]TP is an apartment arrangement.

Usually pretty good service.