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Last time I was there I saw Olivia. Looked a ballet dancer from Singapore, and absolute gem in the rough. Now I'll ask for either Jennifer or Olivia.
[QUOTE=Lovejugs; 1244564]Jennifer from Hawaii is back at the East. Always professional and great personality. If you like my "name" you will be a happy camper.
Lovejugs[/QUOTE]
Thought I'd try FCCC, called, no answer. Called ACC, MMS asked if I'd like to go to their place at Tyson's Corner, I didn't know they had a place there so I tried it just for a change. Not the Thai condo but similar low-rise building, near Spring Hill Road, easy access. Fixed fee $.6.
Provider was 'Candy, ' Chinese, said she was 27 but looked older, firm C-cups, I suspect implants but she was chunky everywhere else too. Several tattoos. Refused to disrobe at the beginning, insisted that I lie down for a massage. Couldn't or pretended not to speak English, wouldn't even say how long she has been in USA. Silently massaged me for about 10 minutes, then let me massage her. DATY, slight off odor, after a couple of minutes she suddenly moaned and pretended to climax, so obviously fake I just stared at her as if to say do you really think I believe that BS? When I went into the bathroom to get some water, she watched me like she thought I was going to steal something.
Gave HJ and CBJ to completion. Stopped as soon as I began to climax, which angered me. I got dressed and left as quickly as I could. Called MMS and told her that I didn't like this provider at all, it was a bad experience. MMS was apologetic, said next time there will be a different girl.
Went there this a. M. Called ahead and told MMS I wanted 1 hr. Massage. She had 2 girls available. Chose the prettier of the two. Maya. Big mistake. Both were dressed with heels and short skirts. Found out later Maya was going commando. Worst TS and massage I have ever had. A light rub of soap and a rinse. No roaming. It all went down hill from there. The massage was awful. No roaming again. On the flip. Wanted money up front. HJ was. 6 and to disrobe 1. 0. WTF? Told her I only had. 8. She took it and gave me lecture to bring more next time. Nice bee cups and closely cropped cat. Roaming was limited to top. No where else. First and last time for me.
[QUOTE=Galaxyman12;1245447]Went there this a. M. Called ahead and told MMS I wanted 1 hr. Massage. She had 2 girls available. Chose the prettier of the two. Maya. Big mistake. Both were dressed with heels and short skirts. Found out later Maya was going commando. Worst TS and massage I have ever had. A light rub of soap and a rinse. No roaming. It all went down hill from there. The massage was awful. No roaming again. On the flip. Wanted money up front. HJ was. 6 and to disrobe 1. 0. WTF? Told her I only had. 8. She took it and gave me lecture to bring more next time. Nice bee cups and closely cropped cat. Roaming was limited to top. No where else. First and last time for me.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear that, Gman. I'm feeling responsible for my earlier report. Bunny said she was leaving . So maybe you missed her. I'm guessing I got lucky. It seems like YMMV at all of these places. There is a gal next door who was very sweet. Maybe TOP is a better way to go.
My fave was busy so I drove over to HT. Mona answered the door. Skinny, petite and look nice. TS was amazing. Through and complete. I was so pumped for the massage. After the sauna for a few minutes and she freshened up. She asked if I wanted hard massage. I was surprised so I said yeah. Well her hard is soft-med at best. Total massage was short. Flip was ok.
But l left happy and she was cute which makes my time better even though it was only 45 minutes door to door. Tipped normal.
Will I go back. YUP. Not my fave but its tops for now.
Was passing through rural VA when I decided to try a place in Front Royal that has been advertising "Garden Spa". I knew when going to an out of the way place in rural VA that the provider would be older and I was taking a chance. But I thought "how bad could it be"? I was really sore and actually wanted a massage, so I said " what the hell"!
Location- was a house- 1/10
Provider-old. Overweight. Wearing spandex. Looked as rough as old leather. (I shouldn't have continued but I thought, no extras for me, but a massage would be good)
Massage- a decent head, neck shoulder about 5/10. The rest 2/10. Hands were extrememly rough.
For those that would knowingly go- it appeared no extras would be offered. (and for this monger- thankfully so).
So if you go to this place after reading this report- you have been warned. I feel that this is a new low for even rural VA. I wish I had just folded my money up and given it to the next person I saw. That would have been more pleasurable.
[QUOTE=Rosie 1972; 1245949]Was passing through rural VA when I decided to try a place in Front Royal that has been advertising "Garden Spa". I knew when going to an out of the way place in rural VA that the provider would be older and I was taking a chance. But I thought "how bad could it be"? I was really sore and actually wanted a massage, so I said " what the hell"!
Location- was a house- 1/10
Provider-old. Overweight. Wearing spandex. Looked as rough as old leather. (I shouldn't have continued but I thought, no extras for me, but a massage would be good)
Massage- a decent head, neck shoulder about 5/10. The rest 2/10. Hands were extrememly rough.
For those that would knowingly go- it appeared no extras would be offered. (and for this monger- thankfully so).
So if you go to this place after reading this report- you have been warned. I feel that this is a new low for even rural VA. I wish I had just folded my money up and given it to the next person I saw. That would have been more pleasurable.[/QUOTE]LMAO. This reminds me of something similar (but a little worse in my opinion) that happened to me about four years ago. I was driving to Hampton Roads from DC and looked up
Massage places along the way. The only one that picked up her phone was a lady somewhere in the rural outskirts outside of Richmond. Her ad said only fifty for an hour but it said she was a mature therapist. I figured what the hell, it's only fifty bucks. I call her and set up an appointment for when I know I'm going to be driving through her area and she said
To meet her at the local Riteaid and what kind of car she'd be driving. I couldn't really get a good look at her but called to confirm it was her car and then I followed her to her home. As I saw her get out of the vehicle my heart jumped up into my throat. The word "mature" was sugar coating it a little, but again, I figured what the hell. After following this
Elderly lady into her home I almost puked from the smell of all the animals she had living with her. I gave her the cash (why didn't I just leave?) and then she told me to get
Undressed and lay face down on her bed. To my infinite horror I noticed pet hair and dead flaking skin all over her bedding. After the flip I looked up and she was quite nude and
Proceeded to give me a BBBJ. I'm a nasty bastard so I again figured, what the hell, and went along for the ride. It was then that I noticed all the pieces of dead skin on her bed
Were falling off her hands and arms. I tried like a champ, but couldn't bust one at this point so I gave her a ten spot as a tip and left. I hate to be mean and nasty talking about
Somebody's grandmother or great grandmother like that, but I was ill for days just thinking about it. Sometimes I still suffer occasional bouts of PTSD from this encounter and will
Never go to an independent provider again without first seeing some good reviews on the net somewhere.
Was going to visit a castle the other day, bases on a SM's recommendation. Traffic was heavy and due to my location I stopped at the fruit (ppya) instead! Glad I did. Mms had 4 for me to choose, I chose the prettiest one and it happened to be bunny! Great TS, with lots of roaming, she played with / cleaned my lower really well! Back to the room. The massage was so so. Towel and no oil. On the flip she asked for tip up front. I said 40 now and more later. She said "no baby. 80 to take off top" we negotiated 80 for two pops. I didn't like the upsell but took a chance. And glad I did. She said " you take care of me, I'll take care of you!" on with the flip. Anything but standard nova. First she starts with lots of lotion, slow strokes and after a minuite I had first round (been a while and I was worked up) then she cleans me up and goes right to it. She took off everything and sat cross-legged between my leggs. Pushed my knees to my chest and started talking really dirty!" oh shit baby " ect ect. Then she puts on a rubber glove and whe she snapps it on says " yes baby, you need doctor, doctor bunny? I'm going to be your cock doctor!" I was totally blown away, she slid one finger in and started a prostate massage while stroking me! More nasty talk as she worked it!" yeah baby, doctor bunny is fucking that tight little ass. U like?" after 15 minutes of fast stroking and prostate massage she grabs my boy with both hands (one with a glove) my knees still at my chest and works me really well for 5 minutes until round two! When I poped she was saying "shit shit shit, yeah baby, doctor doctor!" then hot towel and more massage. The most suprizing part is I was there for 1 hour 15 minutes, in rushed. Best day ever!
She said "next time 2 girls, I pick for you, I make you happy 3 times, ok baby"
She won't be there long, I highly recommend!
TS 9/10.
Massage 3/10.
Flip 11/10.
Looks 9/10.
Body 8/10.
Attitude 100%
Only bummer is the upsell is getting wise out there and massage was lackluster. I enjoy a good massage as well.
Treat her well, be safe and holy cow. Go see bunny!
Cheers
[QUOTE=Rosie 1972; 1245949]Was passing through rural VA when I decided to try a place in Front Royal that has been advertising "Garden Spa". I knew when going to an out of the way place in rural VA that the provider would be older and I was taking a chance. But I thought "how bad could it be"? I was really sore and actually wanted a massage, so I said " what the hell"!
Location- was a house- 1/10
Provider-old. Overweight. Wearing spandex. Looked as rough as old leather. (I shouldn't have continued but I thought, no extras for me, but a massage would be good)
Massage- a decent head, neck shoulder about 5/10. The rest 2/10. Hands were extrememly rough.
For those that would knowingly go- it appeared no extras would be offered. (and for this monger- thankfully so).
So if you go to this place after reading this report- you have been warned. I feel that this is a new low for even rural VA. I wish I had just folded my money up and given it to the next person I saw. That would have been more pleasurable.[/QUOTE]Really? You just didn't turn around and walk out? C'mon dude why would you subject yourself to that? The one time I had something like that happen to me at an AMP, I turned around and walked out. I didn't even bother to make an excuse.
I just got home from a visit to a very attractive 26 year old Korean gal who gave me two pops in one hour, including a delightful 30min BBBJ. Its agencies all the way for me from here on out. A little more $ but so well worth it. I am done with the bait and switches or hassles of more public businesses.
I generally agree with you that he should have walked. Got to trust the gut. But commenting and dropping that teaser is a bit of a shitter. Can you post some details / hints about your Korean agency?
[QUOTE=Capricaone; 1246203]Really? You just didn't turn around and walk out? C'mon dude why would you subject yourself to that? The one time I had something like that happen to me at an AMP, I turned around and walked out. I didn't even bother to make an excuse.
I just got home from a visit to a very attractive 26 year old Korean gal who gave me two pops in one hour, including a delightful 30min BBBJ. Its agencies all the way for me from here on out. A little more $ but so well worth it. I am done with the bait and switches or hassles of more public businesses.[/QUOTE]
Well the CL ad shows a skinny blonde lady with a poofy hairdo crouched in the back of an antique car. Hmm, that might be fun. I was attracted by the novelty of getting a massage from a caucasian for once. What answers the door is a pot-bellied lady with stringy, greasy blonde hair. I did not turn around and walk as I was still hoping for a decent massage. Not even. I even verified,"This is one hour, right?" She says right. She just waved her hands vaguely over my back and went straight for the flip. While she did work very hard on that part, it was nothing you couldn't get on the street in Baltimore for a Jackson and I paid almost ten times that. She WAS quite chatty and jovial, blathering about Harry Potter and such, but hey, I was hoping for some service here. Fugeddaboudit.
Got to have my dose of Soft Touch so I ring the doorbell and have one of the peppermint lifesavers kept in a bowl there. Lee, the MMS, lets me in and gives me a TS. This is the second time this has happened here; the MMS gives the TS when the provider is not yet available. Ok, MMS is old but knows her biz and gives a very good TS. The last time I was offered a sauna, but not today. I wait in my room for the provider to finish up. It was worth the wait. Young (Yong?) bursts in with a big smile and wants to kiss me right away. Always a good sign. Smokin hot body; she looks in her 20's but it's hard to say with certainty exactly how old. She says she will give me anything I want. Another good sign. I say I want back walking and she does back walking. I asked for deep tissue massage and she starts out that way but morphs into this fingertip stroking thing hat just feels great. I start to talk about things I would pay a tip for and she motions me silent with a finger over hers lips and points at the wall like it's bugged or something. She WILL negotiate however. You will like Young. Young will make you happy. One funny thing; she wanted to know all about how many times I had been there and what providers I have seen. I mentioned one, Jenny, that had left there in about December and is now up in Herndon somewhere. I mentioned that I got digits before she left but have not been in touch. Young was insistent,"You should call her!" even though that would theoretically mean less business for Young. Young herself claims to have been in the same location for over a year. Seems odd as I have not seen her there before and with the amount they move the K-girls all around to different spas.
[QUOTE=Skirite Hound;1246325]Well the CL ad shows a skinny blonde lady with a poofy hairdo crouched in the back of an antique car. Hmm, that might be fun. I was attracted by the novelty of getting a massage from a caucasian for once. What answers the door is a pot-bellied lady with stringy, greasy blonde hair. I did not turn around and walk as I was still hoping for a decent massage. Not even. I even verified,"This is one hour, right?" She says right. She just waved her hands vaguely over my back and went straight for the flip. While she did work very hard on that part, it was nothing you couldn't get on the street in Baltimore for a Jackson and I paid almost ten times that. She WAS quite chatty and jovial, blathering about Harry Potter and such, but hey, I was hoping for some service here. Fugeddaboudit.[/QUOTE]She even has the nerve to claim that she has outstanding hands, and offers a wonderful relaxation trip. If I'm not mistaken, someone had raved to me backchannel about how great her massages were. Glad I never made the trip.
Her ad, for those who are curious: [url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/thp/2517640246.html[/url]
Maybe I was unnecessarily harsh here. She does get immediately naked, has big tits, and there seems to be unlimited touching. So if pot-bellied lady with big tits is your thing, maybe this is the place for you. She has absolutely no concept of a massage, however.
[QUOTE=Cupin Dude; 1246086]Was going to visit a castle the other day, bases on a SM's recommendation. Traffic was heavy and due to my location I stopped at the fruit (ppya) instead! Glad I did. Mms had 4 for me to choose, I chose the prettiest one and it happened to be bunny! Great TS, with lots of roaming, she played with / cleaned my lower really well! Back to the room. The massage was so so. Towel and no oil. On the flip she asked for tip up front. I said 40 now and more later. She said "no baby. 80 to take off top" we negotiated 80 for two pops. I didn't like the upsell but took a chance. And glad I did. She said " you take care of me, I'll take care of you!" on with the flip. Anything but standard nova. First she starts with lots of lotion, slow strokes and after a minuite I had first round (been a while and I was worked up) then she cleans me up and goes right to it. She took off everything and sat cross-legged between my leggs. Pushed my knees to my chest and started talking really dirty!" oh shit baby " ect ect. Then she puts on a rubber glove and whe she snapps it on says " yes baby, you need doctor, doctor bunny? I'm going to be your cock doctor!" I was totally blown away, she slid one finger in and started a prostate massage while stroking me! More nasty talk as she worked it!" yeah baby, doctor bunny is fucking that tight little ass. U like?" after 15 minutes of fast stroking and prostate massage she grabs my boy with both hands (one with a glove) my knees still at my chest and works me really well for 5 minutes until round two! When I poped she was saying "shit shit shit, yeah baby, doctor doctor!" then hot towel and more massage. The most suprizing part is I was there for 1 hour 15 minutes, in rushed. Best day ever!
She said "next time 2 girls, I pick for you, I make you happy 3 times, ok baby"
She won't be there long, I highly recommend!
TS 9/10.
Massage 3/10.
Flip 11/10.
Looks 9/10.
Body 8/10.
Attitude 100%
Only bummer is the upsell is getting wise out there and massage was lackluster. I enjoy a good massage as well.
Treat her well, be safe and holy cow. Go see bunny!
Cheers[/QUOTE]Is this the Bunny from the old Yung's Spa in Tysons (next to the hotel)? She talked a good dirty talk. Not many providers use the name Bunny, hence why I thought maybe she was the same girl.