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CBJ, yes. Very enthusiastic CBJ. Better than many BBBJ. She describes herself as a female hobbyist and I believe her 100%. If she were in Nashville I'd be broke.
G.
[QUOTE=Jeepster1;3079905]Found some reviews that indicated Mistress Scorpio did CBJ? Any details? Thanks!
[URL]https://www.preferred411.com/pwb-public.cfm?cid=215784[/URL]
-Jeepster1.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=BoroGuy54;3080841]Okay guys, I have been reading the board for a few months now and still haven't taken the plunge to see at least one of two I am interested in (Zowee and Stephanie). I am a married, very cautious guy but slowly going nuckin futz because of the lack of a sex life. This brings me to today's events. I normally settle on one of the massage parlors here in the Boro with the hope of getting lucky but usually the best I can do is a decent massage and giving myself the happy ending while she rubs my chest, etc. Today I made a trip to Home Depot and noticed a pretty petite black woman walking by Staples with shopping bags in her hands. We made eye contact and she approached my car soon after I parked. I offered her a ride to her next destination and we began to chat a little. She is mid 30's, cute as hell, just the right size, and personable as hell. We settled on a BJ with cim at my place for 25. We actually wound up going to her place which was within 5 minutes of my house. Being new to mongering I couldn't bring myself to getting a BBBJ but she gave me one hell of a CBJ. I played with her tits as I shot my load. I forgot to mention that this took place in a storage area adjacent to her carport (thank goodness for lower humidity) We talked about this becoming a regular thing, in a sense it beat the hell out of a massage and disappointment for at least $. Anyway, don't laugh guys, today it was just what I needed![/QUOTE]Well that's not funny, that's a find! Probably have a platoon of guys hammering your inbox for her contact info!
You've crossed one threshold, now if we can just talk you into joining the BBBJ enthusiast camp. . .
-Jeepster1.
Too funny to not share. Got this from gottahavemoreu from pensacola board who got it from:
St Pete SW board was posted by the lovemuscle.
Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyTheWad.
BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.
Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.
Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.
Brazilian = black.
Butterscotch = black.
Caramel = black.
Chocolate = black.
Creole = black.
Cuban = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Egyptian = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mixed = black.
Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Graceful = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.
Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
Open minded = openly accepts tips.
Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across bay.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
CMT = good massage, bad sex.
FBSM = bad massage, good sex.
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large.
Rich hilarious stuff. Some are kind of mean but they are all funny. A lot of truth to all of them. Don't really apply to a number of classy gals, but very true for BP only type ads. A few other.
Incall only = I live in a motel and don't have a car.
Outcall only = I live in a motel but have a car.
Miss precious = looks like precious from the movie.
[QUOTE=RichHam;3081407]Too funny to not share. Got this from gottahavemoreu from pensacola board who got it from:
St Pete SW board was posted by the lovemuscle.
Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyTheWad.
BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.
Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.
Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.
Brazilian = black.
Butterscotch = black.
Caramel = black.
Chocolate = black.
Creole = black.
Cuban = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Egyptian = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mixed = black.
Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Graceful = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.
Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
Open minded = openly accepts tips.
Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across bay.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
CMT = good massage, bad sex.
FBSM = bad massage, good sex.
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large.[/QUOTE]
Ill be in Nashville this weekend what girl do you recommend, NO fat chicks.
[QUOTE=FunnyUy;3082044]Rich hilarious stuff. Some are kind of mean but they are all funny. A lot of truth to all of them. Don't really apply to a number of classy gals, but very true for BP only type ads. A few other.
Incall only = I live in a motel and don't have a car.
Outcall only = I live in a motel but have a car.
Miss precious = looks like precious from the movie.[/QUOTE]If party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
Then.
420 friendly = I'll be really seriously high on drugs and I'll give you a deep discount if you bring more.
Gentleman I am visiting Nashville tonight I'd love to hang out! Text me or inbox me.
[QUOTE=Jeepster1;3065106]The sweet cute pixie "xoxo Barbie" is returning next week, and plans to offer a Nashville-area incall from check-in on Monday 9-12-2016. Will stay all day Tuesday if demand is great enough. I really hope I am able to schedule a repeat! GREAT pics in her old ad here (note, rates listed are old):[b]
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?6093-Escort-Classified-Ads-Posted-by-Escorts-No-Reviews-or-Commentary&p=2437256#post2437256[/url][/b]
-Jeepster1.
She is asking guys to schedule in advance so she can pre-screen her visitors. You can contact her here via PM, or on P411. Links below:
[B][url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/member.php?436424-XoxoBarbie[/url]
[url]https://www.preferred411.com/P196387[/url]
[/B][/QUOTE]
I couple years ago I traveled through Nashville several time over a 6 mo. Period. There was a provider on Backpage posted legs for days. Great provider as I will be coming back that way in the next few weeks could anyone help is she out of the business or under a different name.
I'll be staying one more day in Nashville 26,27 and leaving 28. I also have a friend with me Kimber.
[QUOTE=XoxoBarbie;3087348]Gentleman I am visiting Nashville tonight I'd love to hang out! Text me or inbox me.[/QUOTE]
Look's like the little red head is having a stay with her uncle!
Yikes, just saw her earlier this week. What was she picked up on?
[QUOTE=Sixtate;3104092]Look's like the little red head is having a stay with her uncle![/QUOTE]
The crack smoking heroin addict with 3 kid's that she don't have custody of Little blonde Chanel is having a vacation at the crossbar hotel!
[QUOTE=Sixtate;3104654]The crack smoking heroin addict with 3 kid's that she don't have custody of Little blonde Chanel is having a vacation at the crossbar hotel![/QUOTE]We talking about this Chanel?
[URL]http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/nashville/615-203-4045/1/116351[/URL]
[QUOTE=Afflacked;3104777]We talking about this Chanel?
[URL]http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/nashville/615-203-4045/1/116351[/URL][/QUOTE][URL]http://nashville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-petite-blonde-andwell-reviewed-and-upscale-companion-here-to-satisfy-your-deepest-desires/10098619[/URL]
[QUOTE=Sixtate;3104824][URL]http://nashville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-petite-blonde-andwell-reviewed-and-upscale-companion-here-to-satisfy-your-deepest-desires/10098619[/URL][/QUOTE]That's the same.