Massage Parlor Reports

I've been meaning to check out the MPs in the area for quite a while. I normally haunt the Fox Valley.

I happened to be in Madison for work and decided to stop at Angel on my way home, based on comments in this thread. I pulled off the highway and gave them a call. I was told they were busy and to call back in an hour. I started to head back to the highway when I got a call saying I should come right away. So, a little weird right from the start.

It took about 3 or 4 minutes for someone to come out. Then I was taken to a small room with a couch to wait. I was only in there about 15 minutes when someone came to get me. Anna? Hannah? Not sure.

Decent massage, but the MS came in an interrupted at least 5 times, which began to piss me off. Good amount of teasing before the flip.

After the flip, there was a little massaging before she went for the boys. She pointed to her mouth and pointed at me, then whispered a number in my ear that I didn't have. I told her "Next time" and go the standard handshake before I was ushered out the door after almost an hour. Probably closer to 45 minutes if you count all the interruptions. Still, it was a super-intense finish and I hope to get back again.

[QUOTE=TheBearsSuck;5885360]Left the following review on rm but thought I'd leave it on here as well. I've visited a lot of mp over the last few years and this is the first time I left so felt warranted to let everyone know.

Went in on a whim as my regular was busy. Was met at the door by a thin middle aged lady. Paid for a hour and was put in a room. Massage started and right away she asked if I had been in before. I told her not un a long time and right away she says she wants a good tip which was annoying to begin with (I have no problem tipping well if the service is good) 10 minutes in I ask if she does more than massage and she asked how much I would tip. I said 50 for a HJ. She says not near enough. I said that's ok let's just finish the massage. She wants to know how much I would tip her for just a massage. I said not a lot for just a massage which at that point she gets mad and leaves the room. I hear her and another women talking and than the other lady comes into the room (a little younger and better looking) she says if you come here you just get a massage that they don't do more. I said I'm OK with that but at that point I was totally out of the mood and ready to leave. I asked for my money back and was brought it. I left a 20 on the table for their time but absolutely will not repeat. Awful experience. It might have been ok with the other lady but would never repeat with the one I had. Sorry I didn't get a name before I left.[/QUOTE]My experience, and the experience of people on this board has been, if you start asking about extras, especially early on, you will not get extras. You sound and look like le, fishing for info, setting them up. , Enjoy the massage, rub and leg when they graze the boys or ask how it is, and wait until after the flip, they will drop hints and you can reciprocate. But, never discuss. I am not surprised you got shot down. Best of luck, and thanks for contributing to the board. Who knows, maybe your experience is not unique, it is just that most who would have played it that way, even iin a place known for being a HJ factory would have been shot down. You made them nervous obviously.

Recent visit showed me a new gal, been there about a week she said. Curly headed, old Chinese with baby tits and a body of bones, but makes up for the lack with providing a handful of lube for FIV while she slowly takes care of junior. I did see a nice looking young one upon exiting. Hope to try her out next time. Curly headed one provides a lame massage, so my advice is to avoid her if you get a choice upon entering.

[QUOTE=GMan25;5886576]My experience, and the experience of people on this board has been, if you start asking about extras, especially early on, you will not get extras. You sound and look like le, fishing for info, setting them up. , Enjoy the massage, rub and leg when they graze the boys or ask how it is, and wait until after the flip, they will drop hints and you can reciprocate. But, never discuss. I am not surprised you got shot down. Best of luck, and thanks for contributing to the board. Who knows, maybe your experience is not unique, it is just that most who would have played it that way, even iin a place known for being a HJ factory would have been shot down. You made them nervous obviously.[/QUOTE]You obviously don't understand the reason for my displeasure with my visit. It wasn't the reason that I didn't got a happy ending that passed me off. It was everything that followed leading up to after that point. I would have been totally happy to just leave with a regular massage but they made it so I wasn't even going to enjoy it thus why I left. On a side note I look nothing like LEO (longer hair / facial hair) so don't think that had anything to do with it and she was totally was going to do it as she asked how much I would tip and than got pissed. Just a weird experience from the probably dozen plus MP I've been to over last 2 years.

Went to Cherry, there was only 1 girl available, an older woman who did not speak much English at all. Good massage, and teasing was well mixed into massage. Would go again but would want to see another masseuse if I did.

They must have gone to get groceries at Woodmans. If you get lucky, you can run into them buying fresh greens at the grocery store. Every day they are cooking up something good and they run a pretty regular schedule when us mongers aren't keeping them busy. LOL. Find the time and you might be surprised how much fun they are to visit with while picking out fresh vegetables. Rumor has it CiCi is coming back but to a different spa. I'm hoping to reunite with her at some point.

[QUOTE=DPMonger;5889462]They must have gone to get groceries at Woodmans. If you get lucky, you can run into them buying fresh greens at the grocery store. Every day they are cooking up something good and they run a pretty regular schedule when us mongers aren't keeping them busy. LOL. Find the time and you might be surprised how much fun they are to visit with while picking out fresh vegetables. Rumor has it CiCi is coming back but to a different spa. I'm hoping to reunite with her at some point.[/QUOTE]Leah is still there. I believe the new girl is named Kesha, or along those lines. She is not a real looker, but seems nice enough. I will be calling and reservations from now on. I pass on the new meat. LOL.

[QUOTE=IceFourPlay;5889534]Leah is still there. I believe the new girl is named Kesha, or along those lines. She is not a real looker, but seems nice enough. I will be calling and reservations from now on. I pass on the new meat. LOL.[/QUOTE]Like you, I prefer a reservation with my provider communicated thru WeChat. Anyone know the name of the fine young one that works at 590? I was told she is the niece of the Boss. Sounds like she is married, but I sure would like to see her. I haven't heard much on how the service is she provides, but I did make contact with her upon exiting the other day and would love to try a session with her. TIA for any info.

I do not understand this enthusiasm in the Madison AMP scene. All you going to get is a handy. What is the big deal?

[QUOTE=LoveBoydodo;5889744]I do not understand this enthusiasm in the Madison AMP scene. All you going to get is a handy. What is the big deal?[/QUOTE]Certainly can't speak to your own experiences but, uh, no, that's not all you can get. As in any case, YMMV, but depending on how you present yourself, how deep your pockets are and what kind of relationship you might establish with a provider over time, there can be quite a smorgasbord available for your enjoyment.

[QUOTE=DIrie999;5890277]Certainly can't speak to your own experiences but, uh, no, that's not all you can get. As in any case, YMMV, but depending on how you present yourself, how deep your pockets are and what kind of relationship you might establish with a provider over time, there can be quite a smorgasbord available for your enjoyment.[/QUOTE]I have gotten FS on regular basis only in GBH among all the massage places in Madison. The asian massages only handy. I do not hobby in Madison anymore, I now visit Chicago. It is absurd that one have to build a rapport over several month to get the better service. Also, I have never heard anything more than DATY and fingering at Cherry. I honestly does not consider those service to the monger. Monger is doing the work and lady is having the fun. So, what the max you have got out of these places?

[QUOTE=LoveBoydodo;5890358]I have gotten FS on regular basis only in GBH among all the massage places in Madison. The asian massages only handy. I do not hobby in Madison anymore, I now visit Chicago. It is absurd that one have to build a rapport over several month to get the better service. Also, I have never heard anything more than DATY and fingering at Cherry. I honestly does not consider those service to the monger. Monger is doing the work and lady is having the fun. So, what the max you have got out of these places?[/QUOTE]First, it's not always necessary to have to build a rapport over several months. Oftentimes just flashing some do-re-mi can hasten the process. Time spent, though, can often result in a more cordial relationship. Secondly, give some consideration to the age and physical limitations of a guest. In a situation where actual penetration and intercourse are mostly a memory (still having a memory good enough to remember things you used to be able to do is an absolute b*tch), paying a few extra dollars to a reasonably attractive lady for some personal and attentive attention rather than shelling out outrageous sums to a scab-ridden slore, who doesn't give a $hit about "mechanical failure", might be preferred. To that end, DATY and FIV, among other things, where one has to do all the "work" while the MT, literally buck-a$$ naked, lays on top, with her kitten in your face might be just the slice of heaven an old monger is looking for. However, back to your original point, which was "more than a handy", I repeat that "more" is indeed available in a local AMP although it may not qualify as the nirvana that you ultimately seek. In that case, god bless ya for still having the physical capabilities that make a drive to IL worth the trip. Enjoy it with gusto while you still can because statistics say your willy's likely going to eventually fail you. And then..?

[QUOTE=LoveBoydodo;5890358]I have gotten FS on regular basis only in GBH among all the massage places in Madison. The asian massages only handy. I do not hobby in Madison anymore, I now visit Chicago. It is absurd that one have to build a rapport over several month to get the better service. Also, I have never heard anything more than DATY and fingering at Cherry. I honestly does not consider those service to the monger. Monger is doing the work and lady is having the fun. So, what the max you have got out of these places?[/QUOTE]Everyone has their own thing that gives them a charge. Honestly I get a lot of enjoyment out of making a woman go crazy while I DATY. That's just me. The other thing, sometimes I just don't want to go to the effort of FS and a HJ is all I actually want. It's an old memory of the first girlfriend and a handy brings back memories.

Started off confusing when I gave them 60 in 5's and 1's. They kept saying "tip? This is tip? I then realized they were worried that I had scrounged up all the money I had for $.6 and had no more for tips, so I showed them a bit more cash and then they were very happy and accommodating. I had a massage from Mi yong. It was a good massage with nice teasing before the flip. After the flip she immediately started rubbing her body up against me and teasing more. It was a nice change of pace from many, seemingly unenthused, masseuses. She didn't ask for any money until I asked for something, she didn't state a price but instead asked what I was willing to pay. Said $ and she agreed immediately, which made me feel like I should've bartered more. Very enjoyable experience, and everything seemed clean though I left before I saw if she changed the bedding at all.

[QUOTE=BrunoMadison;5886012]Was passing thru and gave it a shot. Best damn massage I have ever had, but absolute zero tease, don't even think she grazed a ball hair. On the flip she asked "how much" that bothered me a bit. I said 40, and she said 80. When I then said zero, it quickly went to 40 but don't tell LOL. If you are looking for an excellent massage with back walking I highly suggest, but nothing but the usual handshake.[/QUOTE]Been to most places in Sun Prairie but not sure about this place. Is it on Rub maps?