Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Satya; 1480642]Has anyone noticed any providers with a greater than average distance between the orifice and the clitoris?

Sat[/QUOTE]Yes! Here she is-

[url]http://www.funlol.com/1505/Huge_Camel_Toe[/url]. Html

[QUOTE=Ginger Man; 1481586]Yes! Here she is-

[url]http://www.funlol.com/1505/Huge_Camel_Toe[/url]

Html[/QUOTE]EeeeeeeWuuuuuuuuu I am glad you didn't post a pic of her in the nude!

[QUOTE=Ginger Man; 1481586]Yes! Here she is-

[url]http://www.funlol.com/1505/Huge_Camel_Toe[/url]

Html[/QUOTE]Big and meaty for the greedy!

[QUOTE=Bdog1414; 1481536]Anyone had any experience at new sky spa yet?

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/andgtandgtgrand-opening-new-sky-spa-best-asian-massage-table-shower-free-andltandlt/5579288[/url][/QUOTE]Read back to around May 9-10 for reviews.

GTR

Wen't to ML the other day, my provider was YoYo. At least that was what I think she said. She was really cute. Had braces, probably 25yr and a beautiful body that was close to perfection. She was fun playful and friendly with a great attitude. TS was the best I ever had. The regular massage was nonexistent but didn't matter.

All was offered & was very open to whatever I asked. Look forward to seeing her again soon if she is still there.

I have been trying to figure out where is or what is the name of ML. Don't want specifics, just a hint. In looking at other things it is either a place that has been closed for a while (but it doesn't seem that way on this forum). Reading the forum you guys mentioned the walking on the back and that is what I am looking for. Normally I only go to strip clubs for just a little bit of touching. This will be my first trip to get a massage. If I can find it that is.

[QUOTE=Houndog1; 1480496]Was hoping to run into Mindi (ahhhh!) or Debbie (mmmm) , two of my atf's that have been through here lately. Ended up with Candy and while initially I wasn't thrilled with the look, she's just a bit too heavy for me, she had a great attitude and gave a real top rate massage, ending was good, though not inspired. Tried to sneak into door number three at one point but retreated when she wasn't into it (" no, no, no, no!"). Probably wouldn't repeat but would still recommend. As always, VS is a great place. I really enjoy JHH's almost a brothel feel when they're well stocked but won't go near there for a while.

HD1 *woof*[/QUOTE]Mindy is back now!

[QUOTE=krez;1482884]I have been trying to figure out where is or what is the name of ML. Don't want specifics, just a hint. In looking at other things it is either a place that has been closed for a while (but it doesn't seem that way on this forum). Reading the forum you guys mentioned the walking on the back and that is what I am looking for. Normally I only go to strip clubs for just a little bit of touching. This will be my first trip to get a massage. If I can find it that is.[/QUOTE]The M stands for Moon. Bonus hint 21207, extra bonus 1808. Good Luck.

GTR

Ok, since GTR is being helpful, I'll ask for a hint, too. What / where is 404? Been RTFF to try & find out, without success.

Thanks

I would love to see. A top 3 list from the regulars and a little blurb to why they rank the way they do. Add hints to your picks if they are obscure so we can do some detective work and find the places you'all love

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks; 1483188]The M stands for Moon. Bonus hint 21207, extra bonus 1808. Good Luck.

GTR[/QUOTE]Thanks, I thought the place was closed, I guess it is not. Will report after I go.

Visited KB.

She is no longer in the upscale Zenith she used to use and which is in her pictures on the website. She's moved to an apartment down the street and it's definitely not as nice a location anymore. Maybe they caught on to her game, maybe she broke up with the BF, maybe the economy / rent there caught up to her. Who knows? It's definitely convenient enough to the hospital that I can walk over and get a massage and HE at any point in the day and never be further away from work than I might go for coffee. Setting up an appointment is as easy as calling / texting / emailing her.

Kristy is cute enough and I would put her in the "tiny white girl" category body-wise. Everything is tight. Her breasts are very small, but her nipples are pleasantly puffy. She wears her hair up in a ponytail. Her skin is nice and smooth, well shaved, but she has a distracting mole or two. She carries a reasonable conversation, but is not exactly going to win a game of jeopardy with you. But you're not there for that.

One thing that I like about her setup is that there is no negotiation, no question of what is going on, or why you are there. There's no attempt to play innocent. You make an appointment, show up, it's $ plus. 4 for her to be nude. She immediately takes off her shirt and drops trou, and then you get a massage and a HE from a cute white girl.

The massage, at least in my opinion, is quite good. Not pro level, but it got my kinks worked out. Hands roam around the boys and the backdoor during the massage and she makes a halfhearted attempt to make it sensual but really it's quite mechanical. Her HE is also pretty mechanical as well, she gets you hard, then it's grip and jackhammer time. No edging, no prolonging the experience, it's one of those CUM now goddamit handjobs. Then you she washes her hands off and gives you a wet towel to wipe off with. It's neither the best nor the worst HJ I've ever gotten, but it gets the job done and I left relieved.

She definitely seems like she enjoys getting 'gifts' from doctors. She hinted pretty heavily at least and I suspect that some extras may be on the menu for the appropriate reciprocal Rx if you're willing to go there. My advice would be to call it in, I wouldn't trust her with a piece of paper with my DEA number on it.

[QUOTE=ScooterMd35;1483472]I would love to see. A top 3 list from the regulars and a little blurb to why they rank the way they do. Add hints to your picks if they are obscure so we can do some detective work and find the places you'all love[/QUOTE]I have a couple that I would no more share on this board than I would post my name and address. They are too good. I would bet the farm that many, if not most, of the "regulars" have the same situation.

No free rides, you have to find your own favorites.

[QUOTE=ScooterMd35;1483472]I would love to see. A top 3 list from the regulars and a little blurb to why they rank the way they do. Add hints to your picks if they are obscure so we can do some detective work and find the places you'all love[/QUOTE]You simply need to do a little work to dig the information out. RTFF! It's all there. Don't be a lazy slug and expect us to do all of the work for you. We did and continue to do ours. You do yours.

[QUOTE=ScooterMd35;1483472]I would love to see. A top 3 list from the regulars and a little blurb to why they rank the way they do. Add hints to your picks if they are obscure so we can do some detective work and find the places you'all love[/QUOTE]Yea, I bet you would. Seriously though any of our favorites would not necessarily be yours. Just read the forum and go where it seems interesting. After a while you will probably figure out a couple of members who have similar interests and you can follow their lead. Be sure to post some reports so the cycle can continue.