Massage Parlor Reports

Funny! Yeah 3 1/2 was a little generous. Ughh Thinking of the Top Petty making me puke in mouth a little. I've seen much worse out there not that I participated in. Just glad a dong didn't flop out.

[QUOTE=Highway Man; 1769605]Pretty funny stuff.

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But I don't think Tom has a set of those DD's.

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Good Ole Country Girl. 46.

Posted: Wednesday, May 22, 2013 8:44 AM.

If you are looking for a down to earth girl with the magic touch, you found her. I am not here to intimidate, only accomodate. My height is 6'1", and I have 40 DD's. I'm very voluptuous and curvy. You will find my effervescence and comfortable atmosphere will allow you to simply escape. Come and bask in some time for yourself and enjoy a setting with a happy go lucky country girl like myself. Call Lisa. 918-851-0043. I cannot accept texts. Today is a 125. 00 special.[/QUOTE]

Has anybody ever had any luck with this bunch?

[url]http://bham.craigslist.org/thp/3838435707.html[/url]

I've wondered the same thing. It looks like there would be no extras and the massage would suck.

[QUOTE=Slska20; 1776032]Has anybody ever had any luck with this bunch?

[url]http://bham.craigslist.org/thp/3838435707.html[/url][/QUOTE]

[url]http://bham.craigslist.org/thp/3832343655.html[/url]

I'm pretty new here, so I don't know if anyone has already posted about this one or not.

She was an average looking asian girl probably in her 30's. Came to my house and massaged me on the bed. Everything was all business and she was almost done. Then I moved her hand onto my crotch. She pulled it away and looked at me and motioned for more. I'm a cheap bastard so I showed her a .2. She didn't say anything but motioned that all I would get is a HJ. I showed her another .2 and she motioned that I could get BJ. I was a happy man.

This happened about 6 months ago, but I just now felt the urge to post about it. Seemed like no extras were to be had until I asked.

Was driving by Healing Touch the other day and noticed that they have closed up shop. Sign down and everything. The last I know the only one working there was fat, hippie Pam. I don't know what the deal was, unless no one was going anymore. If any of you have any details about it, please share.

[QUOTE=Spider Man;1777237]Was driving by Healing Touch the other day and noticed that they have closed up shop. Sign down and everything. The last I know the only one working there was fat, hippie Pam. I don't know what the deal was, unless no one was going anymore. If any of you have any details about it, please share.[/QUOTE]It's been several months since I was there. Older Pam was the only one working, it seemed like it took a week to get anyone on the phone. Pam said that the girl who owned it ran off and got married and basically didn't care. The big Pam was hit and miss evidently dealing with health issuses with her husband. I had the feeling they were closing the doors soon.

[QUOTE=Spider Man;1777237]Was driving by Healing Touch the other day and noticed that they have closed up shop. Sign down and everything. The last I know the only one working there was fat, hippie Pam. I don't know what the deal was, unless no one was going anymore. If any of you have any details about it, please share.[/QUOTE]I talked to Pam on the phone a few weeks ago. Not surprisingly, they got robbed once or twice and decided it wasn't worth the risk there any longer. They moved to a location in Morris (of all places) , but I'm not sure about exact locale. The place had become kind of a last resort for me anyway due to an unattractive, although nice, staff.

[QUOTE=Spider Man;1777237]If any of you have any details about it, please share.[/QUOTE]I drove out to see Pam about 6 weeks ago. They're located in the old post office in Morris. The 60 min session lasted only 45 minutes and was lackluster. The HE was too. My last visit.

[QUOTE=Friday Katz;1777483]I drove out to see Pam about 6 weeks ago. They're located in the old post office in Morris. The 60 min session lasted only 45 minutes and was lackluster. The HE was too. My last visit.[/QUOTE]Is it just the two Pams in Morris? Seems like their massage was always lackluster to me.

Is the "big Pam" the only one working there? It seems like a long way to go to work. I know she lived somewhere around Pinson, and the other Pam lived in Springville. The taller Pam had health issues of her own. And she was the only Pam of the two that was married. QUOTE=Friday Katz; 1777483]I drove out to see Pam about 6 weeks ago. They're located in the old post office in Morris. The 60 min session lasted only 45 minutes and was lackluster. The HE was too. My last visit.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Spider Man;1777845]Is the "big Pam" the only one working there? It seems like a long way to go to work. I know she lived somewhere around Pinson, and the other Pam lived in Springville. The taller Pam had health issues of her own. And she was the only Pam of the two that was married. QUOTE=Friday Katz; 1777483]I drove out to see Pam about 6 weeks ago. They're located in the old post office in Morris. The 60 min session lasted only 45 minutes and was lackluster. The HE was too. My last visit.[/QUOTE][/QUOTE]I'm pretty sure its the single Pam as the only worker. The rest have either passed away or moved on. Sad state of affairs over there.

It was always my ace in the hole when I was pushed for time due to the fact it was close to my house. HJ was all to be had, but I'd always rather some woman tug on it than tug on it myself.

[QUOTE=Friday Katz;1777483]I drove out to see Pam about 6 weeks ago. They're located in the old post office in Morris. The 60 min session lasted only 45 minutes and was lackluster. The HE was too. My last visit.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Spider Man;1777845]Is the "big Pam" the only one working there? It seems like a long way to go to work.[/QUOTE]Big Pam is the only employee. The other Pam, according to Big Pam, is not working due to her and her husband's health issues.

My question with Healing Touch is why keep the place open? They hardly did any business before. I remember talking to Doris when I would go in the evening and asking her if they had been busy lately. It seemed like every time she would say 1 or 2 people had been in all day. The lady that owns the place is certainly not deep pockets, so it seems to me like she just gets off on losing money. And who's going to drive to Morris to get a shitty massage and a HJ? No offense to anyone that has. It just seems she would be better off getting legit massueses and try to make some dough.

I've got some information on another massage place. Sorry but I will share with senior members or ones I know are legit.

[QUOTE=Slska20;1778195]It was always my ace in the hole when I was pushed for time due to the fact it was close to my house. HJ was all to be had, but I'd always rather some woman tug on it than tug on it myself.[/QUOTE]Ditto. Was always about the last option on my list, but at least it was an option. The Southside location was super convenient for me; unfortunately it closed within about six months of me discovering it (at least a decade ago by now).

The Centerpoint location, while not ideal, was at least reasonable. But Morris is off the table. That just pushes it over the line to "not worth it."

[QUOTE=CapStoner; 1767178]Is VIP open? If so, has anybody visited? I'll be up that way in a couple of weeks and I'll want to make a stop.

Was that Diana in the top right photo of the latest Bali bust? I didn't recognize either of the others.

Any info on the girls in either place is appreciated, as I don't get to travel there often, and like to make the most of my visits.[/QUOTE]I saw Diana just this week at Bali. Menu is still the same.

I gave you some great info on it few months ago. That info is no longer good anymore. So don't waste time or money. Stay tuned, I will have great info soon for ones I know and trust.

[QUOTE=TideLover;1789847]I gave you some great info on it few months ago. That info is no longer good anymore. So don't waste time or money. Stay tuned, I will have great info soon for ones I know and trust.[/QUOTE]I hope you'll trust me at that point in time.

[QUOTE=Spider Man;1777237]Was driving by Healing Touch the other day and noticed that they have closed up shop. Sign down and everything. The last I know the only one working there was fat, hippie Pam. I don't know what the deal was, unless no one was going anymore. If any of you have any details about it, please share.[/QUOTE]Hate that they moved. Like most have said Pam was always good for a massage and extra. That was my standby place. Did set up a massage and went to the old place to find no one there. Seen her truck there a couple days before, but they have moved. So I called back and she told me where they are located, she thought I knew that they have moved. I did not have time to go there. Talked to her a few times but have not been there. Would like to find a place besides there for a massage and some relieve.

[QUOTE=TideLover; 1789847]I gave you some great info on it few months ago. That info is no longer good anymore. So don't waste time or money. Stay tuned, I will have great info soon for ones I know and trust. [/QUOTE]Thought that was a good deal but now that is gone. Healing touch has moved. Jasmine has move to Atlanta. Like to know some place besides the AMP for a massage. Who can you trust? You tease us. Heck I am a senior just not on here. ROLL TIDE waiting for johnny football and see if he has a invisible girl friend also.

Is rumored to be in Birmingham. She worked at a Spa called Sunflower here in Cumming, GA (no joke). Not the prettiest masseuse in the AMP world, but she is a good one! Please let me know if she shpws up!

Jj

Did anybody else besides me see the bit on cbs news about Bali being busted? The headline was something about improper business licenses. They were taking people out in cuffs with a camera crew there, including one John. It was on mute at someone's house when I saw it, and since I never go there anymore I didn't dig into the matter, but since I hadn't seen it mentioned here I thought I would say something. This was on Sunday BTW.

I can't say for sure but I think you were watching old footage as I don't think they were busted again on Sunday. They were busted in April and May, once with one customer's face blasted on the news. They were back in the news last night because city council was supposed to be deciding today whether to revoke their business license. I haven't heard the results of that.

Anybody else heard?

Such a shame I miss Bali. I went back once after the first bust but I haven't chanced it after the second.

[QUOTE=BrainsSmith;1793267]Did anybody else besides me see the bit on cbs news about Bali being busted? The headline was something about improper business licenses. They were taking people out in cuffs with a camera crew there, including one John. It was on mute at someone's house when I saw it, and since I never go there anymore I didn't dig into the matter, but since I hadn't seen it mentioned here I thought I would say something. This was on Sunday BTW.[/QUOTE]

I think they were replaying the bust footage since they have been officially shut down. It just posted on my fox Alabama.

http://m.myfoxal.com/autojuice?targetUrl=http%3a%2f%2fwww.myfoxal.com%2fstory%2f22625458%2fbali-spa-shut-down-in-east-birmingham

I think they have been shut down for a few days. There is a paper notice of some type on the door.

[QUOTE=Spencer1000; 1793292]I can't say for sure but I think you were watching old footage as I don't think they were busted again on Sunday. They were busted in April and May, once with one customer's face blasted on the news. They were back in the news last night because city council was supposed to be deciding today whether to revoke their business license. I haven't heard the results of that.

Anybody else heard?

Such a shame I miss Bali. I went back once after the first bust but I haven't chanced it after the second.[/QUOTE]From what I saw on new was old footage but the news was they revoked their business license.

[QUOTE=Rtsure;1793028]Thought that was a good deal but now that is gone. Healing touch has moved. Jasmine has move to Atlanta. Like to know some place besides the AMP for a massage. Who can you trust? You tease us. Heck I am a senior just not on here. ROLL TIDE waiting for johnny football and see if he has a invisible girl friend also.[/QUOTE]With the possibility of eyes that brouse this board. Certain things I will not share in open forum. The new information that I'll hopefully have soon, I'll can only share with one's I trust. Sorry but I'm personal friends with this one and have been asked not to go open with it.

[QUOTE=Spencer1000; 1793292]I can't say for sure but I think you were watching old footage as I don't think they were busted again on Sunday. They were busted in April and May, once with one customer's face blasted on the news. They were back in the news last night because city council was supposed to be deciding today whether to revoke their business license. I haven't heard the results of that.

Anybody else heard?

Such a shame I miss Bali. I went back once after the first bust but I haven't chanced it after the second.[/QUOTE]From what I saw on new was old footage but the news was they revoked their business license.

Ok, that is a distinct possibility, as I was seeing it on mute while visiting with some people. Not exactly something I wanted to show interest in. Well, that is one less place around for a fun time. Only MP I ever went to as a matter of fact, but after the trouble they have been having in recent times, I have been staying far away. Thanks for the clarification guys.

[QUOTE=TideLover;1779091]I've got some information on another massage place. Sorry but I will share with senior members or ones I know are legit.[/QUOTE]I went again today. Some personal changes but still got HE with her being topless and tit play!

Looks like I have found a private home where you get a great massage and HE. White 30's, not rushed.

[QUOTE=TideLover;1795437]I went again today. Some personal changes but still got HE with her being topless and tit play![/QUOTE]But when you judge me trustworthy, I would appreciate the info. Thanks.

Went to the place Tidelvr suggested. We messaged back and forth and he was very informative about the place so I decided to give it a shot. After doing it, I wished I didn't. Not my cup of tea. Massage was non existant. It was like she was just rubbing lotion on me. The girl is very sweet, talkative. About a 3 on the looks scale. If anyone ever saw the show Yes Dear, there was an episode that showed how they all met. And this girl resembles the character Billy Gardell played on it. She's very open. Has no problem letting you play with her tits, and ass. HE was so-so. She lives in a townhouse sorta thing. You go in and immediately go upstairs. Now this is where it gets weird. The bedroom area overlooks the living room, and while I was there some dude was downstairs watching the car race. Boyfriend, husband, I don't who the fuck it was. It was just weird. I'm far from needing a blue pill, but I was thinking I might. Her endless yacking about playing softball, having surgery on her foot, and Darrell Waltrip talking in the background didn't help. But after awhile you just have to mentally block things out. It's one of those things, and we've all experienced it, where you leave and you just feel dirty and ashamed. Others might enjoy. I will not be back.

[QUOTE=Spider Man;1796411]Went to the place Tidelvr suggested. We messaged back and forth and he was very informative about the place so I decided to give it a shot. After doing it, I wished I didn't. Not my cup of tea. Massage was non existant. It was like she was just rubbing lotion on me. The girl is very sweet, talkative. About a 3 on the looks scale. If anyone ever saw the show Yes Dear, there was an episode that showed how they all met. And this girl resembles the character Billy Gardell played on it. She's very open. Has no problem letting you play with her tits, and ass. HE was so-so. She lives in a townhouse sorta thing. You go in and immediately go upstairs. Now this is where it gets weird. The bedroom area overlooks the living room, and while I was there some dude was downstairs watching the car race. Boyfriend, husband, I don't who the fuck it was. It was just weird. I'm far from needing a blue pill, but I was thinking I might. Her endless yacking about playing softball, having surgery on her foot, and Darrell Waltrip talking in the background didn't help. But after awhile you just have to mentally block things out. It's one of those things, and we've all experienced it, where you leave and you just feel dirty and ashamed. Others might enjoy. I will not be back.[/QUOTE]It's a body rub. Even though she did give me decent pressure through out. She's not much to look at, but hell I was face down for most of it. For. 80 there is not much to pick from unless you step up to 125 or more. There has never been a guy there the two times I've gone. First was two girls and second was L by herself.

[QUOTE=Spider Man;1796411]Went to the place Tidelvr suggested. We messaged back and forth and he was very informative about the place so I decided to give it a shot. After doing it, I wished I didn't. Not my cup of tea. Massage was non existant. It was like she was just rubbing lotion on me. The girl is very sweet, talkative. About a 3 on the looks scale. If anyone ever saw the show Yes Dear, there was an episode that showed how they all met. And this girl resembles the character Billy Gardell played on it. She's very open. Has no problem letting you play with her tits, and ass. HE was so-so. She lives in a townhouse sorta thing. You go in and immediately go upstairs. Now this is where it gets weird. The bedroom area overlooks the living room, and while I was there some dude was downstairs watching the car race. Boyfriend, husband, I don't who the fuck it was. It was just weird. I'm far from needing a blue pill, but I was thinking I might. Her endless yacking about playing softball, having surgery on her foot, and Darrell Waltrip talking in the background didn't help. But after awhile you just have to mentally block things out. It's one of those things, and we've all experienced it, where you leave and you just feel dirty and ashamed. Others might enjoy. I will not be back.[/QUOTE]When I walked in, the lights were low and some unexpected guy was in the next room. That was an uneasy feeling for me. I don't like surprises, and it was enough for me to walk.

Well apparently she either charges what she wants or has changed her prices. She said it was a $1 a minute plus $25 for the HE. I brought $60 and got a 35 minute "rub." And from all indications from TL there are other girl's who work there. But she said she works alone because she needs as much money as she can get. Which other than offering shitty rubs, she's also a liar. The thing I found odd was when I called and inquired, she told me the price and said "I offer what is called a happy ending for an extra $25." Who the fuck would tell someone that over the phone? I don't know what the laws are about giving tugs in your own home, but that was very stupid. And plus the Hoover Police substation is 100 yds down the road. But she said a few policeman come by all the time for massages. None of it made any sense.

[QUOTE=TideLover;1796615]It's a body rub. Even though she did give me decent pressure through out. She's not much to look at, but hell I was face down for most of it. For. 80 there is not much to pick from unless you step up to 125 or more. There has never been a guy there the two times I've gone. First was two girls and second was L by herself.[/QUOTE]

Went there last week expecting my favorite provider but she's no longer there, so I opted to stay and try the kinda chunky one. What a waste of time, one of my worst massages, TS not worth the time and then she squrted liquid soap in my hand for self serve. I couldn't wait to get dressed and leave. Will not return! $.50 +.25 felf sorry for her.

Anyone been to the one that claims to be the California Massage for 1. 25

Then there's a new one Island Lady. Sound interesting and a local #

Please post feedback or with details that can't be published PM me.

I want to ty one of the two if worthwhile!

Tug

[QUOTE=RubnTugn; 1797191]Went there last week expecting my favorite provider but she's no longer there, so I opted to stay and try the kinda chunky one. What a waste of time, one of my worst massages, TS not worth the time and then she squrted liquid soap in my hand for self serve. I couldn't wait to get dressed and leave. Will not return! $.50 +.25 felf sorry for her.

Anyone been to the one that claims to be the California Massage for 1. 25

Then there's a new one Island Lady. Sound interesting and a local #

Please post feedback or with details that can't be published PM me.

I want to ty one of the two if worthwhile!

Tug[/QUOTE]I posted last week about don't waste your time and money at Alabaster.

I'm curious about Island girl too. I tried calling and messaging but no response.

I saw new sexy girl post today about body rubs. If I were in town I'd tried her hout

[QUOTE=Rtsure;1795858]Looks like I have found a private home where you get a great massage and HE. White 30's, not rushed.[/QUOTE]Guys I will check. She is married and it is hush-hush. Will be happy to share if she will.

Has anyone tried Mel's spa? She says safe location in Centerpoint. She claims to be massage student too. Buck 25 for newbies, it better be hell of a massage for that.

[url]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-see-how-it-feels-to-be-rubbed-the-right-way-24/8103108[/url]