[QUOTE=Grizzley461]What do you mean Mint toothpaste?
Grizz[/QUOTE]Should I bring a tooth brush next time? ;)
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[QUOTE=Grizzley461]What do you mean Mint toothpaste?
Grizz[/QUOTE]Should I bring a tooth brush next time? ;)
[QUOTE=Sleazebum]When I go to these girls, I go for the stroking and not the popping! Hell, I can make myself pop in short order and save the cash!
I find that if things are taking too long it is time to pick up the tempo and move to the congress of the canine with her legs closed. Tighter does it for me.
However; I like to spend at least 30 minutes poking before the big bang!
JJ[/QUOTE]
Wise words from you JJ #1. My ears are suddenly ringing with a classic, strip club favorite dity...I'm sure you know which one...
By the way, my new nick is Triple J (or JJJ, J3, J-cubed, etc.) thanks to the wise representative from NYC for this simple but effective solution...so no more confusion.
Since the AMP scene has gotten a little too dangerous for my taste I have been hitting up the occasional CL "white" girl type and I have noticed at least one raging discrepancy between the Asian and the White, as follows:
When I hit an Asian, even if she is only 4'10" and 75 pounds, she takes the POUNDING and even seems to enjoy and, at times, pop herself from it.
The last three "white" girls I had were wore out after only about 15 minutes! Now these girls average about 5' 10" and probably around 130 pounds or so!
I have yet to lay into a "black" girl but I think that will be my next trip.
All of this proves to me that for this old, short, fat, white guy, the Asian is the best!! Call me a racist if you want but I have yet to find ANY woman who can provide the best pampering and take the hardest pounding better than the Asian!
So, Ladies! Care to prove me wrong? Fellas, how do your experiences compare?
BTW - JJJ, no confusion here! If we do one "J" or two, or even three, we will all get the munchies the same!
"Don't bogart that joint, my friend! Pass it over to me!"
JJ
[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]Wise words from you JJ #1. My ears are suddenly ringing with a classic, strip club favorite dity...I'm sure you know which one...
By the way, my new nick is Triple J (or JJJ, J3, J-cubed, etc.) thanks to the wise representative from NYC for this simple but effective solution...so no more confusion.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Sleazebum]When I hit an Asian, even if she is only 4'10" and 75 pounds, she takes the POUNDING and even seems to enjoy and, at times, pop herself from it...The last three "white" girls I had were wore out after only about 15 minutes! Now these girls average about 5' 10" and probably around 130 pounds or so![/QUOTE]
And those white chicks NEVER say: "You strong man....you supa-man!..."
[QUOTE=Sleazebum]Since the AMP scene has gotten a little too dangerous for my taste I have been hitting up the occasional CL "white" girl type...I have yet to lay into a "black" girl but I think that will be my next trip.[/QUOTE][Color=Blue]Hey, Sleaze, if you want to try some dark meat, then I'd [U]highly[/U] recommend the gal I reviewed a few weeks ago:
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=564990#post564990[/url]
Have fun at the Forum, amigo!
[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492] ... It's funny how there have been several local news articles (MD, FL, PA, etc.) posted online about dismissed Black Wednesday cases and dropped charges, but in a matter of days, they are gone. Meanwhile, unrelated articles stay online for years. I've seen a few, and would post links but, guess what...they're gone.[/QUOTE]Did some digging, and I found an article about one place not so far away. Baltimore area, but, the end result is similar at many of those hit on Black Wednesday.
Examiner.com - Feb 23, 2007: [url]http://preview.*******.com/37ckf8[/url]
First, thanks Brdcsttech and others for the info on the fortune cookie condo. What an experience. I mean in a bad sense. Only thing that I liked about it was the distance from my house.
Anyways, called up the # that was given to me and some lady called back. I asked her where is it and when can I go. She gave the address and asked her to call her when I get there. So I did. She asked me to dial a front entrance # and go up to the 319. The door was open so I invited myself in and saw this chunky lady named Rebecca. Man. I thought she was the usual DC AMP mammasan but she was not. She was to be my edible fortune cookie. I wanted to just take off but what the heck it was only $1. 50 a bit cheaper than DC. She asked me to sit and wait at the bedroom for few minutes. Once she came back I wasn't sure what to do since it was my 1st time. I handed her the money and she took it with a smile. I asked her "shower shower" and she replied "no no". I knew this was bad if I don't even get to shower. She asked me to take off my clothes and I did. She started massaging or rub me (at least I think that's what she was doing) for 10 minutes. Afterwards, it was time. It started with BBBJ then to CBJ. It was alright but nothing spectacular. She rode me first but we switched to doggie. I finished it off with mish and I was glad that it was over. 45 minutes passed and it seemed like forever. She brought some wet towel to clean me up and asked me 'you likey' and I was in silence. Got dressed and head home.
It was sad that my first condo experience had to turn out this way. I guess careful DC AMP will continue.
Grade:
Rebecca
between 40 - 45
chunky
looks (4)
s-line (none)
top (D cup)
natural forest
massage (2)
Until next time.
[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]Did some digging, and I found an article about one place not so far away. Baltimore area, but, the end result is similar at many of those hit on Black Wednesday.
Examiner.com - Feb 23, 2007: [url]http://preview.*******.com/37ckf8[/url][/QUOTE]About that article...I found it funny that one of the arrested women's names was "Soo Mi". I guess they eventually did.
[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]Did some digging, and I found an article about one place not so far away. Baltimore area, but, the end result is similar at many of those hit on Black Wednesday.
Examiner.com - Feb 23, 2007: [url]http://preview.*******.com/37ckf8[/url][/QUOTE]
From within that story is a link to another story about an AMP in San Francisco:
[quote][i][b]In letters to The City opposing the change of ownership, neighbors characterized the business as a nuisance. Used condoms and syringes litter the street, according to the correspondence, while unsavory characters proposition neighborhood women. Area business owners claimed that Sun Spa drives away potential customers. No individual neighbors contacted for this story wanted to speak.[/i][/b][/quote]
Since when does syringes and condoms littering the street or unsavory characters (WTF are Robie & LL doing in SF?) propositioning neighborhood women have [i][b]anything[/i][/b] to do with an AMP?
that's like saying DT, when it was open, was the cause of homeless people pissing in the stairwell.
[QUOTE=Baltimonger]From within that story is a link to another story about an AMP in San Francisco:
Since when does syringes and condoms littering the street or unsavory characters (WTF are Robie & LL doing in SF?) propositioning neighborhood women have [i][b]anything[/i][/b] to do with an AMP?
that's like saying DT, when it was open, was the cause of homeless people pissing in the stairwell.[/QUOTE]Ah, but, the condoms, syringes, AND the piss could come from those who were not allowed in when they pushed the buzzer! The slippery slope...dude gets upset, pisses everywhere, fucks anything that moves, then shoots up so he can forget whatever he just fucked in the back alley.
Seriously though, it's a ridiculous argument. From what I've seen, an AMP in a neighborhood discourages other crimes because there is more activity. The kinds of crimes that they try to make some connection to happen were the streets are either undeveloped or the neighborhood businesses are closed for the night.
It is the easiet way for some top cop or mayor or some other fool who cannot make a name for themselves any other way..
I would like to hear a story of someone who was hurt because the AMP was there. Don't count the crazies who go in ther and kill the providers like that fool at DT a few years ago.
How has the AMP hurt the businesses that are near? Even the homeowners nearby are not harmed!
But, once some "big shot" busts a few AMPs or hookers they can say what all they have done to clean up the city!!
"Vote for ME!! I deported some Korean massage parlor workers! That makes me a hero!"
BS!
JJ
[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]Ah, but, the condoms, syringes, AND the piss could come from those who were not allowed in when they pushed the buzzer! The slippery slope...dude gets upset, pisses everywhere, fucks anything that moves, then shoots up so he can forget whatever he just fucked in the back alley.
Seriously though, it's a ridiculous argument. From what I've seen, an AMP in a neighborhood discourages other crimes because there is more activity. The kinds of crimes that they try to make some connection to happen were the streets are either undeveloped or the neighborhood businesses are closed for the night.[/QUOTE]
Am I entitled to a discount, no. But I usually get it because I stick to my guns and that will make it easier for next guy to get it and so on.
These prices keep going up and maybe you guys are ok with that but I feel that the price is wayyy too high as it is
Now I was called an a-hole and an idiot by you two but I don't need to retort because I know it's easy to be a big man on a message board but what's keeping me up at night is that you only find my posts MILDLY entertaining?!?
Sir, with all do respect I find my posts VERY entertaining.
So instead of giving you a departing gift, since money seems to be no object with you, I will auction off my copy of me doing the one and only 'Mimi" from the fabled Sun spa across from the Verizon center bareback. (for those of you who are unfamiliar with this service provider, browse through the forum and soak up her amazing reviews)
I'll be expecting PMs from both of you with an offer along with an apology. Please be sure to include an email address so I can send a couple video captures so you know I'm not just blowing smoke out of my backpu$$y
stay warm gentlemen and keep smiling : )
- The Dr. of Love
Lowering the prices and upping the level of service one skank at a time
PS Sleazebum, I may not be treating these women like gold and while you may think you treat them better ask yourself if you're really in a position to judge anyone?
I called Hot Sun and they are back in business again. Please provide any updated intel reports. Is it like old times gain?
[QUOTE=Doctor Pussy]
I'll be expecting PMs from both of you with an offer along with an apology. [/QUOTE]No need to PM an apology. You are contributing reports of substance, but I was simply encouraging you to retire as you suggested.
I didn't realize until I reviewed your posts that you had stepped out of the hobby for a bit...so, I do apologize for expecting you to know what standard rates are.
Walked in with standard fair. Yuri answered the door. Looked pretty good so I stuck with her. TS was basic. Not rushed but not special. Get into the room and short massage for a few minutes before the flip. "what you want? " I want it all. She laugh. Tries to get me to drop more than $. Finally she settles for that, strips and does here thing. Goes to put the condom on. See be j and SHIT! The little pig pops. She cleans up.comes back and asks if want to go again. I say little piggy all tired out. She laughed good at that. I gave standard eight tip.
Now a question. Was she trying to get another tip out of me or going again just good service? I was in and out in 30. Lesson learned. Ben Stiller was right. You gotta pop before you go on a date.
First time doing the DC thing and I find it much better service than the normal VA. I think I will stick to my guns here.
If want details, etc, pm.
Anyone have any reviews on Sunshine Spa/Massage in MD?
[QUOTE=Baltimonger]From within that story is a link to another story about an AMP in San Francisco:
[quote]In letters to The City opposing the change of ownership, neighbors characterized the business as a nuisance. Used condoms and syringes litter the street, according to the correspondence, while unsavory characters proposition neighborhood women. Area business owners claimed that Sun Spa drives away potential customers. No individual neighbors contacted for this story wanted to speak. [/quote]
Since when does syringes and condoms littering the street or unsavory characters (WTF are Robie & LL doing in SF?) propositioning neighborhood women have [i][b]anything[/i][/b] to do with an AMP?
that's like saying DT, when it was open, was the cause of homeless people pissing in the stairwell.[/QUOTE]Yeah, that was carefully worded - note that the writer of the article does not say that the AMP was the cause of the used condoms and syringes on the street, or the "unsavory characters" propositioning neighborhood women. If anything, AMPs are careful not to cause a neighborhood to become run-down, because that'll invite attention from LE.
Go away!
JJ
[QUOTE=Doctor Pussy]Am I entitled to a discount, no. But I usually get it because I stick to my guns and that will make it easier for next guy to get it and so on.
These prices keep going up and maybe you guys are ok with that but I feel that the price is wayyy too high as it is
Now I was called an a-hole and an idiot by you two but I don't need to retort because I know it's easy to be a big man on a message board but what's keeping me up at night is that you only find my posts MILDLY entertaining?!?
Sir, with all do respect I find my posts VERY entertaining.
So instead of giving you a departing gift, since money seems to be no object with you, I will auction off my copy of me doing the one and only 'Mimi" from the fabled Sun spa across from the Verizon center bareback. (for those of you who are unfamiliar with this service provider, browse through the forum and soak up her amazing reviews)
I'll be expecting PMs from both of you with an offer along with an apology. Please be sure to include an email address so I can send a couple video captures so you know I'm not just blowing smoke out of my backpu$$y
stay warm gentlemen and keep smiling : )
- The Dr. of Love
Lowering the prices and upping the level of service one skank at a time
PS Sleazebum, I may not be treating these women like gold and while you may think you treat them better ask yourself if you're really in a position to judge anyone?[/QUOTE]
Go see for yourself and come back and report your findings.
JJ
[QUOTE=Tsiongo7]I called Hot Sun and they are back in business again. Please provide any updated intel reports. Is it like old times gain?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mad Max99]Anyone have any reviews on Sunshine Spa/Massage in MD?[/QUOTE]When you go find out and write your review,be sure to let the boys in MD know.
I just returned from a visit to DC and had some time to walk around and scout out the stops listed elsewhere.
I walked past Happiness and Royal and agree it is annoying to have the tour agents lounging next to the door of Happiness. It looked to me that 520 is permanently chained shut.
Unless I am mistaken it looked to me as though 602 11th st NW is undergoing rennovation and that place is probably closed.
My old favorite 521 G Club now has a development company sign on the door so it definitely is gone, at least from my point of view.
I then walked over to Sky and made my way inside. It was about 10:30 a.m. Mamasan put me into room 3 and after a minute Mickey entered. She wasn't exactly what I was looking for but I decided to go with her. The TS covered all the important points multiple times but was thorough. She tried to put me in the sauna, but I refused so back to the room for a 5 minute wait. I pulled my glasses case out of my shirt pocket and placed it on the shelf with $ showing.
Mickey asked what I wanted and I pointed to the counter. She immediately picked up the $ and left. When she returned she proceeded with a hard muscle manipulation and some light touching.
After a while things picked up and we got down to business. A CBJ along with DATY and on to extras. After we finished she said to lay still for a few minutes of cuddling. She then left for a hot towel and after this told me to get dressed and she left. I ended up being escorted out by mamasan.
Overall experience:
body 6
session 5
Would I return, maybe to Sky but probably not to Mickey.
The next day I strolled to Green Ct and finally found the correct door. This is one of the least attractive block with an AMP but worth the walk. Once again it was early 10:15 am when mamasan let me in. I asked for a lineup and she didn't seem to understand/ or want to understand.
She put me into a room and after about 5 minutes wait I was not happy. Finally a young lady entered and gave me a name. She was more my type so I didn't press for the lineup. I like a provider who is somewhat young, average size with smaller natural boobs and she filled the bill.
The TS was similar to the previous described one and during this I discovered that she/they had not been ready for business as I was there early morning (10:15). Back to the room for a short wait. A longer muscle manipulation followed along with a short light caressing. She then told me to slide over and she sat on the edge and had me remove her top and bottom. Then on to the main event. Similar results to previous followed by more cuddling.
She finished up with more mouth wash, dressed me, hugged and kissed me, got a coke for me and escorted me out and gave me some candy.
Overall experience:
body 9 - just the way I like them
session 9
She did all the things to make me want to go back again.
When I asked again for her name it changed to: just ask for MAY.
Would I return again - definitely, unfortunately I had to leave DC the next day. When I asked if she would be there for some time she said: I am always here. Hopefully this is true as I would like to repeat with her.
Mongers, I am not trying to tell anyone how to handle their sexual exploits but after reading Doctor Pussy's review, I would never do DATY with any spa girl.
If he did a spa girl bareback you would have to question his frame of mind! He put himself, the spa girl and all mongers who DATY at risk. If she did him bareback think about who else that she might have done bareback that hour, that morning, or yesterday.
After reading several of Doctor Pussy's reports, I have to say that his attitude toward women is deplorable. His conduct at AMPs are deplorable as well. I know that we should not kiss the *** of these women but shouting, arguing, and acting nasty does not prove a point. If you are offered a girl that you do not like ask for another. Before you pay, ask the girl if she does what you like. If she does fine. If not kindly excuse yourself. Talk nicely to the mamasan to see what options you may have. If none then walk.
We all want to keep prices to the standard. The girls know what the standard is and if they try to get more let them know that is all you have. They will either take it or leave it. 99% will take it.
Experienced mongers know how to conduct themselves when they are out and about. ***holes and inexperienced mongers do not. Doctor Pussy you may want to ask yourself, which one are you?
Propilot-over and out.
Not sure how much to post these days but the situation has been so bleak I did some exploring today.
First I called Supra to try to set up with the spinner Mickey but was told she on vacation. Rats. Walked over the 1413 and Mamasan and she brought in a girl who happened to be named ... Mickey. I eyed her for about 5 seconds .. boxy, plain, 40ish was trying to see if any redeeming features and then I just remembered I had an important meeting. First time in a long time. Sorry to be harsh but I think she is ready for Mamasan academy.
One last chance I took a walk over to Happiness or whatever it's called these days. Wanted to see who was there before committing and was shown Yong, skinny, a bit gangly looking but cute face. About the same age as girl above but far better preserved. Only sign of age was the crow's feet but still elegant, Barbie-type model figure. Nice smile, Cleopatra haircut, some promise here. Almost no English but seemed eager to please. Provided all the trimmings and a bit more. Seems like generous C-cups that appear natural to me. Straight 8s across and a possible repeat.
I travel a lot, so am rarely home (NOVA), and very occasionally post when I find something interesting. Seems that things have been really dead here lately, so I only come to offer a suggestion, and one that I can verify.
If you have as strong a need for high-quality asian pussy as I do, I suggest a trip to our neighbors to the north, specifically Toronto. Go on any board and check out the listings - TER, Craigs, etc. They are not only plentiful, but as far as I have been able to tell, completely real with actual photos, etc. I'm talking about slim, young, gorgeous 100% asian females that are very accomodating and outcall prices in the ballpark of what we pay here for unreliable incall and AMPs. I have made two trips to Toronto in the past six months (Delta, less than $300 R/T) and can safely say that I was not once disappointed after seven encounters with different women. Also, not once were they anything less than their photo portrayed them to be, and generally even better.
I realize that this kind of venture might not be practical for everyone, but then again is there any value in repeatedly throwing money away down here? And just look at sites like Eros and Craigs - more than half the women claiming to be "Asian" are simply not, and fat over-fed slobs with fake tits and horrible attitudes on top of that.
I've also been to Thailand a few times and I suppose you could pay more to fly there ($800-$1000 in coach which will kill you) and pay even less for pussy ($80-$100) but that involves a huge time commitment and the trip will probably end up costing you more in the long runm. Plus Thai females are a bit of an acquired taste and not my first choice when it comes to asians.
Anyway just a thought in these bleak times.
I had a good session with that Micky a few weeks back. She is licensed and a citizen so a very safe commidity if you know what I mean.
I asked her about the whole human trafficking issue and she said the girls are just trying to make a little money. They are not slaves and all that bullshit about being indentured is overstated.
Micky has a deep, deep throat. I like that in a girl.
[QUOTE=Mad Max99]Anyone have any reviews on Sunshine Spa/Massage in MD?[/QUOTE]
Originally Posted by Tsiongo7
I called Hot Sun and they are back in business again. Please provide any updated intel reports. Is it like old times gain?
WHAT THE HE-- They don't take time to RTFF, they can't even figure out simple geography!!! New Guys - RTFF about 4 or 4 times then post. This is the DC fourm. Sunshine is in Greenbelt that is in PG county in MD - Hot Sun is in Waldorf that is also in MD.
There use to be another board where you had to provide an apporved post with good info then you could post stupid the stupid questions!! I wish there was some way Jackson could do something like that.
Crazy Dick
I got to spend the night in DC last night so decided to go for a twofer. My first stop was the Hard Rock for some refreshments, then across the street. I asked for the line up since I had not been there in a while, was told only one girls was working there. Her name was Cindy. She had long hair, a lot of eye makeup, enhanced Cs, and was pretty friendly. Pretty good TS. After TS, heard DB ring so I expected a short massage and got it. Massage was good, but only about 15 min. BJ was really good, so good, I am not sure if it started as a BBBJ and then went to a CBJ or was a CBJ the whole time. Did some stand mish, dog, and finished with some CG. Service was good, but short. When I left, I noticed that no one else was there, so I asked her next time if I could get the full hour and she said sure.
As I left, I noticed in fact that the old Happy was closed and doors chained. So long CC and your BOT’s. (The last time I got her a few weeks ago, during standing mish, I grabbed her ankles and spread her so I could get in deep. After I wore her out, she offered to finished me off with a BBBJ, and spit it out on me after I blew. First time for that, gave me nice second TS to clean me up. Sorry for the reminiscing, back to the story).
As I was cruzing around DC, for old time sake, I drove past Neverland. The place was lit up, no window coverings, and all the walls were painted white inside (think I saw a flat screen on the wall). Maybe apartments now? Too bad, a lot of good times there!
My next stop was another well know watering hole for some more refreshments from my last work out. Then off to the green door (I think it known by that name). I asked for the line up and drew Michelle. I think I have had her before and she seemed to recognize me. She is a little order, pretty good body, nice natural Bs, and a good attitude. Off to the TS where she washed to important places twice. Mouthwash in the TS and back to the room. Great massage. Nice and long, plenty of time on the back, then all over. After turning into a light massage, a nice session of AR was provided, then a flip to a great slurpy CBJ. I needed a little "rest time" so I did a little DATY, which she seemed to enjoy. The only thing I don’t like about this place is the tables are too high for stand mish, so I had to do reg mish, and then flipped to the dog. I nice long session of reg dog was followed by a dog with me just kneeling and her doing the work, actually banging me. When I suggested a CG for the big finish, she obliged and really banged good to finish me off. Actually, she kept it up after I blew to make sure I was all out (haven’t had that in a while). Cleaned me up with a hot towel and some more mouthwash. She is not the hottest, but makes up for it with good attitude. Good massage and lots of energy during prime time.
As I cruzed back to my hotel, I decided to take the long way and check out some of SW I read about on the other page in this forum. I saw a few nice ones, but have not tried this, maybe sometime in the future.
Sorry for the length. Later, BT3
[QUOTE=BigTime3]Two for Thursday ... Sorry for the length. Later, BT3[/QUOTE]Sorry for the length? It's supposed to be Two for TUESDAY and THREE for Thursday. That way you can have Six on Saturday... LOL
I went to the place across the street from the place J.W. Booth played out his final act. 2 guys in a beat up car showed up. One got out and tried to play a pimp to me, telling me he had the real deal, and the girls in the AMP were ripoffs. He was real pushy about it. I told him I was just waiting for someone. The whole thing put me off, so I left. The guy was a medium skinned black guy in a floppy hat. Anybody else have the same experience around there?
I went around to ESPN Zone for a beer. Then pissed all over the place because of the whole ordeal.
[QUOTE=Baltimonger]I went to the place across the street from the place J.W. Booth played out his final act. 2 guys in a beat up car showed up. One got out and tried to play a pimp to me, telling me he had the real deal, an the girls in the AMP were ripoffs. He was real pushy about it. I told him I was just waiting for someone. The whole thing put me off, so I left. The guy was a medium skinned black guy in a floppy hat. Anybody else have the same experience around there?
I went around to ESPN Zone for a beer. Then pissed all over the place because of the whole ordeal.[/QUOTE]Have seen guys like this hanging in front of a few places before but have either ignored them and went straight in, or, more smartly, avoided them all together and burned some time somewhere else before returning. Around Camelot, there are a couple of homeless folks that get kickbacks too for referring people to one spa or another. Best to ignore them too...just tell them you're not interested or you already know where you're going.
Hey, at least you didn't piss in the stairwell...LOL
Not satisfied with my most recent dream (read my last report), I decided to drift off again to another dream. I've read reports of dreams in the shade of green, but have never experienced this myself, so I decided to give it a try.
Found the place but a bunch of guys was standing outside the establishment right next door, smoking. When there are lots of foot traffic, nobody pays attention to you. But those of you who have dreamt green probably know what I'm talking about. About half the guys were looking at me as I walked by, probably wondering if I "played for their team". I didn't feel comfortable about being watched as I waited to make my entrance, so I initially aborted. But I swung around the block and when I looked again, those guys had gone back inside. So in I go.
Got another mid-30ish looking girl named Sue with an average face. What a coincidence because that's what happened in my last dream. Luckily for me, this was not a bad dream. Nice tight body, long straight hair, fake frontal assets. TS was good, probably one of the more thorough ones I've had, so I knew I was in for a treat. Back to the room, the massagi was actually very good considering the quality that you usually get at AMPs. The AR was very nice, especially since she threw in lots of BLS. On to CBJ, not the best I've had, in fact kind of average. Then was standing mish, and we moved on to CG. Maybe it was the way she was moving, but the CG wasn't very good. But then I finished by walking the dog and that was very good.
Overall experience was not bad, but I've definitely had better and younger. Think I'll stick to my usual hunting grounds next time in hopes that the last bad dream I had about the place was just my bad luck and not an indication of the quality going down.
What the Fuck Balto? Does KJ know you have his password? Put the real Baltimonger back on the board.
Since when has a pimp giving you shit on a well-lit sidewalk when you already know the score ever phased you. Really, who are you? ;)[indent]His used up crack ho with a LARS rating of 4 who will half and half you and complain if you take over a 15 minutes at a local flophouse for the princely sum of $150....[/indent][indent]vs[/indent][indent]Or you could step thru those Royal doors, get a shower, massage and full service in comfortable clean surroundings, while being attended to by a woman who is among the top 20% of women alive as far as beauty, but it will cost you $160.[/indent]
We have had these value for the dollar discussions, and Robie, my main rival in these discussions, will be reading this for sure... So he need not break radio silence, his argument would fail if you paid $150 for the service. At $20, your argument does make a lot of sense... :p
LL
[QUOTE=LoveLOS]What the Fuck Balto? Does KJ know you have his password? Put the real Baltimonger back on the board.
Since when has a pimp giving you shit on a well-lit sidewalk when you already know the score ever phased you. Really, who are you? ;)[indent]His used up crack ho with a LARS rating of 4 who will half and half you and complain if you take over a 15 minutes at a local flophouse for the princely sum of $150....[/indent][indent]vs[/indent][indent]Or you could step thru those Royal doors, get a shower, massage and full service in comfortable clean surroundings, while being attended to by a woman who is among the top 20% of women alive as far as beauty, but it will cost you $160.[/indent]
We have had these value for the dollar discussions, and Robie, my main rival in these discussions, will be reading this for sure... So he need not break radio silence, his argument would fail if you paid $150 for the service. At $20, your argument does make a lot of sense... :p
LL[/QUOTE]
Sorry LL, it'll never happen again. I actually thought about calling you the other night when I was out.
This goes back to a problem that started Aug. 22 when my SO packed up and left. Something about me not listening, but I wasn't really paying attention at the time.
Anyhow; I was permitted by her to pick up SW's while we were together, and it wasn't a big deal to find what I was looking for. Now we're apart, she's put a curse on me, and I can't get Jack Shit.
I've been shut out since then in:
Southwest Baltimore
South Baltimore
East Baltimore
2 DC AMPs (mama said 45 minute wait at 1413- as in I think you a cop)
K & L Loop
San Diego
Los Angeles
and you can add Tijuana, considering I lost my ID in Cali, and I wasn't crossing the border without it.
KJ, the un-monger
Jack B Nimble:
I had Mickey at 1413K today. Yes she's a lot older than most, but she gives one hell of a massaghee. She gives at least 30 min. attention to the muscles, and uses every part of her body to fix every part of yours. She also has natural tits, albeit a little saggy. The flip was a little lacking, mish only, but she seemed to enjoy it. Her Engrish is very good. The best news is she's going back to California tomorrow, so there should be a new girl coming. The hour lasted about 75 minutes.
Mamasan jokingly said "bye, come back tomorrow".
She put on a CD of some remakes of songs. The first one was Paul Simon's 'Mother & Child Reunion', during the massage was 'Comfortably Numb', and while doing a lousy CBJ it was 'Don't let the Sun go Down on Me'. Somehow they all seemed appropriate at the time.
Oh well, it's only money.
In fact speaking of Sun (across from MCI) there was an older hoe named Coco who gave me a bbbjcsim and she spit out my nasty load all on vid
think about that Propilot next time you daty, yum yum ;-)
and by the way, I never shout at these women, everything is stated in a calm respectful tone of voice so, well you know what happens when you assume things you judgmental pr*ck
keep smilin' y'all
-The Dr. of Love
Driving down the prices and upping the quality of service one skank at a time
KJ Balmermonger is about to roll digits.
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I wanted to be the first in DC to congratulate our next quartodigitarian on USG.
LoveLOS
His used up crack ho with a LARS rating of 4 who will half and half you and complain if you take over a 15 minutes at a local flophouse for the princely sum of $150..
Excuse me for being dumb or something but what does "LARS" stand for? I have looked back and RTFF and didn't find what it stood for.
Grizz
Doctor Pussy, I am not here to get into a war of the words with you. I do not
know, care or even give a **** about you. I am just stating what I think everyone here probably thinks about you. You are way too old to act that immature at the spas and here online in this forum.
Remember this, when you are intentionally an antagonist (in your case an
***hole), you show a complete LACK OF RESPECT FOR YOURSELF!
Propilot- over and out.
Went to 1333 Conn. First. Mamasan said only one girl. Others busy. Cherry came in. Probably early 30s. Not bad looking, but not my body type. She looked pretty strong, like she could lock me up in a full nelson. I like asian ladies because they are usually more feminine and petite. She was not. So I smiled and asked if others were available. She said no, so let myself out.
Next to Jasmine on M. Didn't get the name of the lady. But she was easily in her forties. Strange-looking teeth. I asked if others were available. She said they were busy. I said goodbye.
Finally over to 1333 Green Ct. Mamasan answered. Told me only one girl available. I said I like them small and young. Well Sue came to the room. She was neither. Probably late 30s or early 40s. She had great looking tits, and I decided I would stick around to see them up close. Decent body. Not fat at all. Very tight all over. Tits were enhanced Cs. Very nicely done. Felt natural. Face was probably 6-7.
Gave her. 6. Did the TS. She kept poking my abs and thighs and giggling, saying "berry hard. " I must say that she got my penis and my anus cleaner than they have ever been. Rinsed me and insisted that I get into the sauna. I was amazed at the amount of time she spent drying my body and drying the floor of that sauna. I guess she was worried I might slip or something. Obviously trying to give good service.
After sauna, started massage. Decent. Did neck, back, butt, feet. Felt good. Rolled over and she was ready to get things started. Still no discussion of money. We kissed and rubbed a little. With me still on my back, BBBJ with AR came next. She then lay down and told me climb on top and stick my dick in her mouth. Did as instructed with DT and came out with a nice pink raincoat on. Started with mish then to doggie. The latter was very nice, as I was using her breasts as handles and they felt terrific. After a while, I asked if I could cum on her face. She said yes. Nice. Other than having to clean a little out of her hair, she seemed pleased. Gave her $ for her troubles.
Good session. She did the fake moaning but not too much. Honestly, I found myself imagining that she liked it, but when she had to apply some lube about 15mins in, I knew I was kidding myself. The whole time she really tried hard to make me feel good. I didn't think I would like her body before undressing, but very smooth skin and toned all over. Did I say really nice tits. Recommended if you want to try an older lady.
Willing to hit Youngs or Rio if anybody has a positive report of something younger than 35 years of age.
Can backchannel and will RTFF with info.