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[QUOTE=CutAbove;3261747]I was in Cali Girls on Harbor the other day and saw they were doing a valentines day special with 2 for 1 dances all night. I don't know what the cover will be (probably $20 or more) but this got me thinking. Anybody know of any other clubs / spots doing any specials for Valentines Day? Since I am going to be free to monger I want to know where my money will stretch the furthest. Will report back with any updates. Thanks everybody, you're doing Gods work here.[/QUOTE]
If you didn't know how old you were
How old would you be? You're only as old as you feel, baby! Don't discount us old farts! LOL Never been to Imperial Showgirls, but I've read mostly negative reviews about the place. And it's been years since I last visited Tijuana's. Surprisingly, I had decent luck at Venus, which is just down the road on Beach, about 8 years ago. Had some take out there once and took this big breasted blonde out a few times. I would wreak of cheap perfume after her booty grinding lap dances. Maybe I'll check out Tijuana's again, for old times sake.
Dutch.
[QUOTE=DatFullService;3300272]Has anyone tried Imperial Showgirls by the 91? It's now a part of my commute but I don't know the specials, atmosphere, mileage, etc. Seems really hidden behind Del Taco that no one would ever see it much less go there.
Man, Dutch, I'd hang with you at a strip club if our ages weren't so drastically different. I WOULD recommend Tijuana's. I've been going for about 2 years. Wed 2 for 1's. The fully nude is where it's at. If the girls take a liking to you (and especially if it's slow, like during the day shift) the extras come out. Had the 5 song VIP (once from a girl who hinted at more. Got the whole thing. Didn't tip the first time, gave her. 2 the second. Like I said, YMMV. The stars have to align. I'm not a bad looking dude and look very young so this is just my experience.[/QUOTE]
Imperial Showgirls Anaheim
[QUOTE=DatFullService;3300272]Has anyone tried Imperial Showgirls by the 91? It's now a part of my commute but I don't know the specials, atmosphere, mileage, etc. Seems really hidden behind Del Taco that no one would ever see it much less go there.
Man, Dutch, I'd hang with you at a strip club if our ages weren't so drastically different. I WOULD recommend Tijuana's. I've been going for about 2 years. Wed 2 for 1's. The fully nude is where it's at. If the girls take a liking to you (and especially if it's slow, like during the day shift) the extras come out. Had the 5 song VIP (once from a girl who hinted at more. Got the whole thing. Didn't tip the first time, gave her. 2 the second. Like I said, YMMV. The stars have to align. I'm not a bad looking dude and look very young so this is just my experience.[/QUOTE]Don't bother with Imperial Showgirls its a dump that only does bikini dances. Just stick with Tjs. Or give California Girls Santa ana a try. $20 topless $40 nude 3 for 60 and 6 for $100 VIP. $10 admission plus $6 drink.
Which are you referring to?
[QUOTE=Samurai316;3357658]Yeah. It's totally not worth It. A few years back, I would say that they had talented chicks. Last time I went (in 2016), It sucked. If you're like me, you can learn The hard way. LOL.[/QUOTE]"Not worth it" is referring to imperial or tijuanas?
Tijuanas is this the south of the border Tijuana? Or the club in stanton? Gardengrovr?
I'm refering To imperial showgirls in anaheim
[QUOTE=PoonObsession;3362801]"Not worth it" is referring to imperial or tijuanas?
Tijuanas is this the south of the border Tijuana? Or the club in stanton? Gardengrovr?[/QUOTE]Imperial showgirls in anaheim is not worth It. I haven't been To Tijuana's in stanton. Tijuana south of The border is totally worth It, but It's best To go with a group or someone who knows their way around. There Are night clubs And Then There is The famous red Light district.
So Yeah, To stay on tópic The joint ImSho wasn't worth It last time I went.
Liquid Lap Dance recommendation
So, I've seen a lot of reviews for Strip Clubs being a "bad return on investment. " To which I agree. HOWEVER, I now use a product called Liquid Lap Dance. Basically it is a bikini with a rubber compartment. You put on the thin bikini, stick your junk in and lube up the rubber compartment, and when you get the lap dance just bust in the compartment. Wear thin pants: business pants, sweat pants, workout pants (my favorite is the thin polyester-silk-like lined business pants). You get your junk grinded on by a hottie and if she's good enough she can get you to cum with no clean-up required. Rest a bit, then get another chick.
So, the rubber compartment requires some upkeep, put corn starch on it when storing, otherwise the rubber gets too stiff and crunchy and adheres to itself. You need to apply the lube generously before going into the club.
Only once did a stripper notice I was wearing it. Because it was too noisey as she grinded on me. Another time a stripper wanted to give me a HJ, but I didn't want to have to explain what I was wearing and why I was already lubed up. Except for those two times, I'm very thankful I wore it.
So basically at Cali Girls or Tijuana's during 2-for-1 lap dance day: $12 entry /2 drink fee. $20 two topless dances. NUT! Rest. $20 two topless dances. NUT! Annnd done. Damage is $52 plus tips, you saw multiple naked women, you came twice from four dances. NOT A BAD RETURN ON INVESTMENT.
Alexa, Buy me a Liquid Lap Dance
Okay, so Amazon was not impressed by my request! Where the hell did you buy that thing? Dude, I don't even want to know how you came across this corn starch trick of yours! Stiff, crunchy rubber compartment that sticks to itself? I must say that I admire your creativity. I'm just a little concerned about how noisy that thing is if it can be heard above the loud music that is typically played in strip clubs! Regardless, it's not a bad option, especially since I learned the hard way, back in the day, NOT to wear khakis during a hip grinding lap dance! The wet spot on the crotch is a dead giveaway as you're making the dreaded walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up! Kudos to your inventive solution to the problem!
Dutch.
[QUOTE=TotalGrip;3499718]So, I've seen a lot of reviews for Strip Clubs being a "bad return on investment. " To which I agree. HOWEVER, I now use a product called Liquid Lap Dance. Basically it is a bikini with a rubber compartment. You put on the thin bikini, stick your junk in and lube up the rubber compartment, and when you get the lap dance just bust in the compartment. Wear thin pants: business pants, sweat pants, workout pants (my favorite is the thin polyester-silk-like lined business pants). You get your junk grinded on by a hottie and if she's good enough she can get you to cum with no clean-up required. Rest a bit, then get another chick.
So, the rubber compartment requires some upkeep, put corn starch on it when storing, otherwise the rubber gets too stiff and crunchy and adheres to itself. You need to apply the lube generously before going into the club.
Only once did a stripper notice I was wearing it. Because it was too noisey as she grinded on me. Another time a stripper wanted to give me a HJ, but I didn't want to have to explain what I was wearing and why I was already lubed up. Except for those two times, I'm very thankful I wore it.
So basically at Cali Girls or Tijuana's during 2-for-1 lap dance day: $12 entry /2 drink fee. $20 two topless dances. NUT! Rest. $20 two topless dances. NUT! Annnd done. Damage is $52 plus tips, you saw multiple naked women, you came twice from four dances. NOT A BAD RETURN ON INVESTMENT.[/QUOTE]
[URL]liquidlapdance.com[/URL]
[QUOTE=DutchTreat;3499819]Okay, so Amazon was not impressed by my request! Where the hell did you buy that thing? Dude, I don't even want to know how you came across this corn starch trick of yours! Stiff, crunchy rubber compartment that sticks to itself? I must say that I admire your creativity. I'm just a little concerned about how noisy that thing is if it can be heard above the loud music that is typically played in strip clubs! Regardless, it's not a bad option, especially since I learned the hard way, back in the day, NOT to wear khakis during a hip grinding lap dance! The wet spot on the crotch is a dead giveaway as you're making the dreaded walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up! Kudos to your inventive solution to the problem!
Dutch.[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.liquidlapdance.com/[/URL]
The noise level in Tijuana's is good. There's one seat in Cali Girls that's not so good.