Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

Thus confirming, you are an ignorant douche bag sir.

I have spent hundreds, approaching thousands. And the budget, investment, and fun continues. And I'm still a newb. Get with the program. SON.

Have fun being a Troll. We on the other hand will have fun with the ladies. Better stock up on the Windex. SON.

Enough said.

Genuinely, take care,

The Stig

P. S. PWI alert for all you "home gamers"

[QUOTE=EdginMan; 1737602]Oh, look. An internet tough guy. What a charmer.

Being a tool is no way to go through life, son.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dweezil;1738203]Have you noticed how your voice changes when you switch back and forth like that. Much more Charleston Heston like (with some reverb) in blue and kind a Ray Ramono like (through those cheap iPhone speakers) in black. Just sayin'[/QUOTE]When I was reading it I used Christopher Bale's Bruce Wayne / Batman voices. LOL

Top porn star fantasy's, who and how much.

Me?

Who? No question, Veronika Simon / Nessa Devil.

How much? 10 g's each for a Friday night to Sunday wakeup.

[QUOTE=SilkyWet; 1738146]Molly I am from miami and I spent alot of time in the water I'd be more than happy to teach you to swim as I am cpr certified and volunteered 2 summers at a camp being a lifeguard it won't cost you a thing I just can't imagine losing such a sweet and darn cute provider to the water so just give me a call and we shall set up your lessons.

Mwah, silk[/QUOTE]I want to see pictures!

[QUOTE=JustMe79;1738285]When I was reading it I used Christopher Bale's Bruce Wayne / Batman voices. LOL[/QUOTE]It's Ricardo Montalbáand and Hervé Villechaize.

[QUOTE=Admin2; 1738295]Top porn star fantasy's, who and how much.

Me?

Who? No question, Veronika Simon / Nessa Devil.

How much? 10 g's each for a Friday night to Sunday wakeup.[/QUOTE]Sasha Grey, $25k weekend including breakfast in bed! Hands down hottest porn star (now retired).

BobJones2011

[QUOTE=Admin2;1738295]Name your top porn star fantasies. Who? How much would you pay?[/QUOTE]I have done a few porn stars in my time, and while I have vowed to never throw that much money away again (my experience is we have plenty of hot and skilled providers that can ring my bell and blow my whistle as good as your average porn star) , I would probably make an exception for:

Jessica Drake (she is getting older so only $500)

Iwia ($750)

Allie Haze ($750)

Madison Ivy (I would pay $1000 and slice off the tip of my left pinkie)

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Madison Ivy yummy.

Sasha Grey oh yeah.

[QUOTE=Admin2; 1738603]Madison Ivy yummy.

Sasha Grey oh yeah.[/QUOTE]Just trying to pad my post count.

[QUOTE=Admin2;1738604]Just trying to pad my post count.[/QUOTE]I think we can overlook your count.

I saw Krissy Minxx [url]http://krissy.my-age.net/[/url] when she visited Indianapolis in 2006. She was from Chicago and would be around for a month or two then disappear for six months. Someone on the Chicago board was always looking for her. When she posted for Indianapolis I thought,"Why not?" Scheduling was a snap. I felt like a fool driving there. No way would the girl behind the door really be Krissy Minxx or look like Krissy Minxx from the movies so I doubted the whole idea driving there. And this was without ever seeing one of her movies. The same thought went through my head as I knocked on the door. Then a girl with a big smile on her face opened the door looking exactly like the Krissy Minxx on the site. She was every bit the picture of Krissy Minxx I had seen and it was all I could do to not act like Opie of Mayberry. What followed was more than GFE and more than worth the standard donation at the time for two hours with a top line provider. Except for her extraordinary appearance Krissy was a normal girl-next-door, normal personality, not into herself at all, and if anything she came off insecure about being tall. Her site listed her altitude as 5'8". I'm 6'1" and she was every bit of 6"1" herself and sensitive about it. I would see her again in a heartbeat. I enjoyed her company and the conversation. I enjoyed everything. It was a real experience.

About a year later I met Sammie Sparks [url]http://www.sammy4u.com/[/url] and ended up seeing her more than a few times. I saw her a couple of times not knowing she was in the movies (those sites are down now). Again the experience was GFE and the standard donation at the time. I took her to a meet and greet that happened to coincide with a hobby date and she turned out to be the main attraction. Sammie was a real solid woman.

I hope both these women are doing fine.

[QUOTE=BobJones2011; 1738329]Sasha Grey, $25k weekend including breakfast in bed! Hands down hottest porn star (now retired).

BobJones2011[/QUOTE]You might be overpaying. I saw Sasha Grey for an hour for $550 four years ago. She was worth every dime. Of course, I had more disposable income back then. I am not sure why you would pay for a weekend. Who wants to watch a gal sleep, porn star or not, and pay for it?

[QUOTE=SilkyWet; 1738146]Molly I am from Miami and I spent a lot of time in the water I'd be more than happy to teach you to swim as I am cpr certified and volunteered 2 summers at a camp being a lifeguard. It won't cost you a thing. I just can't imagine losing such a sweet and darn cute provider to the water so just give me a call and we shall set up your lessons.

Mwah,

Silk[/QUOTE]Lube not needed for this for me.

Thanks for the mental images.

I am looking forward to it.

Yes Silk, we will have to do that one day. Dawn can't swim either, so it looks like you will have two students for swim school at least.

As with Molly, I cannot swim either. Nope. So, count me in too! Especially since the lessons will be at a nudist colony! Hehe.

Dawn

[QUOTE=MollyDaniels; 1737634]I can't swim worth a shit. I'm actually scared of water that's deeper than my waist, and I desperately need to learn to swim, preferably before one of my jokester friends decides to throw me overboard on a boat this summer. Snowboarding is over for a while for me, and wake boarding may be my new summer hobby, which seems to be a lot like snowboarding.

So, are there any great swim teachers / lifeguards who want to get together for a 'teach Molly to swim' G2G? Ladies and gents would both be welcome. And, to make it more fun, there is a nudist colony in town with a great big pool that we can do this at, once it gets a bit warmer.[/QUOTE]