Massage Parlor Reports

I forgot a couple of things to report. There was a review left on rm about another success at Lu s about a month ago named ruby. I called and they said she wasn't working there anymore because her back was hurting. I contacted the guy who left the review asking about any other options in the area and he said he had heard that you could get something at pearl. Not sure if he was from the area or not but. Anyone had any luck at pearl? Also do they have a TS? I see flip flops under the chair everytime I'm there.

Anyone ever had the experience of having a 4 hand he? Seems like that would be an especially nice dream.

Went 0 and 3 today.

#1 Lucy at Lu s.

Lots of teasing but no go.

#2 zuzu or Lu at brown springs road.

Massage was so good little man woke up but alas no help.

#3 forgot to ask name (was the only one at the desk when done so might have been the mama) at pearl.

I said light massage and it was like an hour of teasing. I did what Wiregrass does under my sunglasses. She tried to take the donation after not even trying the task. I guess she thought it was hers no matter what. She picked it up. I said give it here and I'll give it to you in the front. She acted like she didn't understand. I grabbed it. Did the TS and waited at the front for her to give me 20 back from 100. She handed it to me and then I left. Told her she was very pretty in a better-luck-next-time sort of way.

Honestly, what the heck? Who is giving these folks such big tips for absolutely nothing? She got off giving the easiest massage ever and wanted 40? Hell no.

So there was talk awhile back (jokingly) about making a price per extra card to give to AMP girls. Has anyone ever tried the idea of having a card with the request for he in native tongues? Probably just Chinese and Korean. Any others why'all can think of? There are two main dialects of Chinese I think if I remember correctly. No need or want for English since you wouldn't want someone to see the card duh.

Why'all tell me if it's a crappy idea. I figured it might work well since it makes the whole process of asking for he silent. Could hand the card to the girl and then place it on top of donation so it's totally clear without speaking a word. Any advice on a translator?

[QUOTE=PrattVilleGuy;3798931]So there was talk awhile back (jokingly) about making a price per extra card to give to AMP girls. Has anyone ever tried the idea of having a card with the request for he in native tongues? Probably just Chinese and Korean. Any others why'all can think of? There are two main dialects of Chinese I think if I remember correctly. No need or want for English since you wouldn't want someone to see the card duh.

Why'all tell me if it's a crappy idea. I figured it might work well since it makes the whole process of asking for he silent. Could hand the card to the girl and then place it on top of donation so it's totally clear without speaking a word. Any advice on a translator?[/QUOTE]These girls well understand hand jerk signage, finger in mouth, rubbing / licking motions, etc. , all followed by flashing cash. Besides, I wouldn't want LEO to bust in and find me with written offers to commit a crime. Now YMMV.

I've got a review of the local table super scene and small warning at the end.

I'll start by saying it's been a few months since I've been to MGM but the shower there was nice and thorough.

Brown springs road, the mama / manager is super nice and loud. I liked her personality. She is who did my shower. Let me just say that she has long fake nails and I'm pretty sure some of my DNA is under them haha. I enjoy back scratches like anyone else but the water burned on the scratches. And it wasn't any different when she got to my crack. She got me clean though. With her talons.

Pearls shower was nice and long and the nicest of the 3 rooms. She wouldn't wash my junk though and poured soap on and made me. Because of that only, it wasn't as thorough.

Now for the warning. At pearl, they have a small pillow with which to lay your head on. I ended up putting my chin on it when face down. Kinda awkward but probably better I used my chin than the side of my face, although it would have been way better not to use it at all. When I got home and looked in the mirror, I had red squares all over the underside of my chin at every place my skin came in contact with that pillow. Probably some kind of fungal growth. It's still here 2 days later. It kinda looks like razor burn but it's too organized from the pattern to really be able to play it off as razor burn. I remember having a similar mark on my forehead from the shower at MGM and it's sponge. At any rate, what I have on my chin now is super noticeable and weird looking so be warned if you're a person who needs to not have marks on your face for dats. Honestly, you all probably already know this stuff but it kind of got me by surprise.

Essentially I have or had red spots from all 3 table showers.

MGM sponge.

Pearl pillow thing.

Brown springs rd talons.

Ima go find the vagisil I guess haha.

Prattguy.

Has anyone ever got anything from a girl at massage envy?

[QUOTE=RealDealMan03;3802074]Has anyone ever got anything from a girl at massage envy?[/QUOTE]Not me. Good massage though. Flipped with a hard. She laughed but I really couldn't sense anything going down. Only been once. Don't remember her name. I have a bad habit of not asking and not remembering even if I ask. Same thing when I get my hair cut haha.

Does anyone know of any Asian Brazilian waxing places nearby?

Place on Vaughn road near Bell. Saw they have signs out for $35 student massages. Pretty sure they have to get in a number of hours before graduating. 35 and probably a decent Swedish massage? I guess I'll check it out.

Called and lady said appointments wouldn't start for this until July. Not sure how it will work but will update after I am able to get something. Obviously not looking for something extra but it's cheap enough to supplement a day of relaxation.

[QUOTE=PrattVilleGuy;3818705]Place on Vaughn road near Bell. Saw they have signs out for $35 student massages. Pretty sure they have to get in a number of hours before graduating. 35 and probably a decent Swedish massage? I guess I'll check it out.[/QUOTE]

I had one one time at trust me it's not worth it. Usually there is an instructor in the room with the student, for different reason.

[QUOTE=PrattVilleGuy;3818990]Called and lady said appointments wouldn't start for this until July. Not sure how it will work but will update after I am able to get something. Obviously not looking for something extra but it's cheap enough to supplement a day of relaxation.[/QUOTE]

Went to brown springs road. Massage was nice. I had only been once before and had a table shower. Opted out of shower this visit. She asked had I been before, of course "yes". Then she told me to undress to underwear. I thought that odd but maybe to test if I'm LEO. No big deal though because I told her I was used to getting nude and she said of course that's fine. Very nice and friendly. She took about 6 calls though during the 1 hr. Didn't really bother me though. All were calls for massages. This place is very popular.

First time this has ever happened: I wasn't covered at all the whole time. Even on the flip. Good thing I didn't hesitate though. Her demeanor got more relaxed. She massaged more around my legs, but I can't say it was teasing. I gave universal sign, but no go. She said they don't mind if DIY there but I declined. Will be back. Hope why'all are doing well and getting more than DIY. It's funny, I've got more money now than I ever have since beginning to monger, but ain't nobody want to get it haha. Oh well, I'll enjoy the massages at least. The girl Enna at pearl is cute and super thin. Really young comparatively to everyone else around. She does a really good massage but never have had extra. Anyone had any luck with her?

So I've been doing some digging and thinking. I think its woodmere that runs past the old Sam's club. Now there's a pepboys and some other things in that building. Actually, it's right near MGM. Same turn as MGM. Anyway, if you keep going towards Shakespeare on woodmere, there's a strip on the right side of the road that's pretty much all korean stuff. The signs are in korean with just a few having English translations. It's the same strip mall as g&s donuts. I don't see any signs which are typical for AMPs, but might be something there. I'm probably just really hopeful and its nothing. Just odd to see a strip mall that's 90% korean stuff.

Yesterday I hit up pearl then brownsprings. Both times left he donation on top of my stuff. Had sunny at pearl and Nancy at brownsprings. I was friendly and didn't push but was clear about what I wanted and that I was prepared to donate. I had never been asked if I wanted a table shower at pearl (although I have asked and gotten one there before). She probably asked because she wanted the bigger tip. I wonder if table shower monies go to the girl rather than the house. My thirst grows. Pearl's was nice massage and sunny, although not a beauty, has from what I can tell a decent body. More curvy in the right places. Pretty dark so I didn't get a good look to be honest. Brownsprings. She seems a little spacey. Stops moving during massage as if she's falling asleep. Keeps looking at the ceiling. Again, no cover at all with that massage and the same on the flip. I think she double booked yesterday. She left her phone on the wall shelf and went out to talk. 2 guys in the lobby. Seemed super awkward. Both left I think. Hope it wasn't one of why'all. I was there when the sky fell out and rain got pretty loud for 10 min. With the halfhearted massage I was pretty near falling asleep. At least a he would've made the trip worthwhile. But alas. Why no one wants my money? My thirst grows, but my pockets (right now) are deep.

Stop wasting your money at these tease joints. We had a boycott going on. Nothing's ever going to change at these places.

[QUOTE=PrattVilleGuy;3834301]Yesterday I hit up pearl then brownsprings. Both times left he donation on top of my stuff. Had sunny at pearl and Nancy at brownsprings. I was friendly and didn't push but was clear about what I wanted and that I was prepared to donate. I had never been asked if I wanted a table shower at pearl (although I have asked and gotten one there before). She probably asked because she wanted the bigger tip. I wonder if table shower monies go to the girl rather than the house. My thirst grows. Pearl's was nice massage and sunny, although not a beauty, has from what I can tell a decent body. More curvy in the right places. Pretty dark so I didn't get a good look to be honest. Brownsprings. She seems a little spacey. Stops moving during massage as if she's falling asleep. Keeps looking at the ceiling. Again, no cover at all with that massage and the same on the flip. I think she double booked yesterday. She left her phone on the wall shelf and went out to talk. 2 guys in the lobby. Seemed super awkward. Both left I think. Hope it wasn't one of why'all. I was there when the sky fell out and rain got pretty loud for 10 min. With the halfhearted massage I was pretty near falling asleep. At least a he would've made the trip worthwhile. But alas. Why no one wants my money? My thirst grows, but my pockets (right now) are deep.[/QUOTE]